Two images from /r/brandnewsentence in the following collection.

15 Strange Tweets And Comments From Reddit's 'Brand New Sentence'

Sometimes people don't know how to say something, so they make up a weird new word or phrase entirely. Other times, they say something that evokes an image we'd rather not think about. Either way, we can basically guarantee these particular combinations of words have never been used before. Apparently, this was the most effective form of speech these people could think of, and we'll say that while they did get their point across, we're also a little concerned. What exactly prompted these people to create a sentence as strange and unique as these? Will they ever be said again in the entire history of humanity?

We'll never have our many questions answered, but we can only hope these people are doing okay and communicating through normal human speech nowadays rather than making up their own lore in the grammar world. Here are the best posts from Reddit's /r/BrandNewSentence that show experimentations in human speech we'd never dreamed of.

The Chimera

Jordan Blok @jordaanblok It's ridiculous when someone tells me "aren't there more important things to be mad about?" You novice, you f g rube. You s idiot. I can be mad about 20,000 things at once. I am a walking chimera of various furies and petty qualms. 4:19 PM Feb 7, 2019 Twitter for iPhone

(Source: Reddit)

Fax-Sending Samurai

Okay so The samurai were officially abolished as a caste in Japanese society during the Meiji Restoration in 1867 The first ever fax machine, the "printing telegraph", was invented in 1843 And Abraham Lincoln was famously assassinated at Ford's Theatre in 1865 Which means There was a 22 year window in which a samurai could have sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln

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Child Replacement Phase

zagreus Follow gonna start running all of my posts through several layers of google translate just to keep the boys guessing zagreus Follow I will start running all my posts with different google translation levels to make kids guess zagreus Follow I'm going to start posting all of my posts in the step of transferring the kids, Google can guess. zagreus Follow Google can think that I will start publishing all my posts during the child replacement phase. #tumblr 14,019 notes A

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Lower-Case T's

Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau Imagine you were a vampire nowhere near the Middle East and don't know who Jesus is but the day after he dies you gotta figure out why lower case t's started hurting. 10:47 PM · 01 Jul 21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Tiny Idiot

Dave Cactus @dave_cactus I like when flies won't leave my car on long road trips. Have fun moving to Kansas, you tiny idiot.

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Eat, Pray, Stab

Ozzy @ozzyunc Every culture invents the sword, fried dough, & fermentation. There's a basic human need to stab someone & then have beer & donuts. 4:38 PM · 11/20/20 · Twitter Web App

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Ladylord

anna @anna_h_h the gas guy just rang to say my landlord was sending him round and then remembered my landlord is a woman and said "sorry - ladylord" 7:32 AM · 19 Jun 21 · Twitter Web App

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Mario Kart

jamie @ekvous if I was an Italian plumber whose girlfriend was constantly being imprisoned in castles by an evil fire breathing lizard I would simply not take part in recreational go-kart races with aforementioned lizard 7:53 AM · 2021-05-16 · Twitter for Android

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Cat Funeral

I'm at a 70's themed cat funeral Today 9:18 PM that sentence has so much to unpack what is a 70's themed cat funeral Delivered A funeral for a dead cat That happens to be 70's themed im sorry for whoever lost their cat but good on them for still having a fun funeral It's a bop honestly The cat died 4 years ago so the grieving is over this whole situation keeps getting weirder Delivered It's been in his freezer For 4 years WHAT Delivered

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Schrodinger's Queer

echo * @satogeto "This character isn't gay" well they aren't confirmed straight neither. Every character is schrondinger's queer for now 5:49 AM · 26 Jun 21 · Twitter for iPhone

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As a Pisces

Sam Kamin @ProfSamKamin I know we're not supposed to make fun of our students while we're grading, but this is not making fun, I promise. Nothing but respect to the woman who began her marijuana law final paper "As a Pisces..." 3:19 PM · 5/27/21 - Twitter Web App 4 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 99 Likes Sam Kamin @ProfSamKamin · 3h Replying to @ProfSamKamin And because people are wondering, yes she made it work. 27 21

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Good Morning

neni @villan3w my dad has all his kids in a gc just to say things like this Dad Good morning My sperms 1:21 AM · Feb 8, 2019 Twitter for iPhone 27.6K Retweets 66.3K Likes

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You're Not a Hive Insect

Spookybritches Jules @SQLPI Reminder that you are an omnivore, a predator, and a pretty big one at that. You are not a bee or an ant. It is, in fact, normal for you to just want to lay around not producing anything. You're a mammal. Stop judging yourself for not being a hive insect. 5:08 AM Oct 12, 2020 Twitter for iPhone

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Bonky

music's profile @goodjobmaya So unfair that noon is the only time that gets a nickname. Gonna start calling 4pm Bonky 12:26 AM · 14 Jun 21 · Twitter for iPhone 1,212 Retweets 33 Quote Tweets 14.5K Likes music's profile @goodjobmaya · 16h : Replying to @goodjobmaya I'm free after Noon but before Bonky ♡ 1 乜8 O 222

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Ikea Bags

angery foosh e @teaandrobots apparently @IKEA bags are a great way to restrain angry swans. I would like to suggest the bags be given a new name to reflect their true usage. something like BYRDKONTAIN or HÖNKHALT Secint WorlersWNS.com

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