Two stupid kids in the following collection.

16 Of The Funniest Times Kids Were Really, Really Dumb

Kids are rarely smart. If you were ever a child at some point, and we're guessing you were, then you certainly agree with this statement. We've all done dumb things when we were younger, even if we were excelling above others in school. We all lacked intelligence in one way or another and found a way to ruin our parents' days somehow. When it comes to kids, there's just no way to figure out why they do the things they do. Most of the time, they're doing something idiotic that they'll regret later in life. And unless it's something illegal or particularly disturbing, we let them, because we can take pictures of them doing it and post them online.

We've all been there, and we're glad we've moved past that stage in our lives. But these people messed up so badly that everyone online gets to hear about it too, so they can't just suffer in the privacy of their own family. Here are some of Reddit's favorite dumb children.

"Mother In Stitches"

i O THE MIRROR Mother in stitches after child cuts up real money to use Queen's face on dolls 110 27 comments • 7 shares

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Vampire-Proof Lotion

4:24 1 ll LTE 4D ( Notes My older brother convinced me that vampires lived in the basement. So for months, I'd put tons of lotion on my neck for protection since the lotion tasted terrible. When my brother realized what I was doing, he told me that I was just making my neck more tender for the vampires.

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BXS DK IVA

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A Death Threat

TSE CHUN @thetzechun muted myself on Zoom today because my toddler shouted "CHANGE MY DIAPER OR I'II KILL YOU" 3:56 AM - Aug 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Pressing Questions

MY 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER JUST ASKED ME “HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU WERE A KID?" | SAID "I WAS 1,2,3,4 ALL THOSE AGES" THEN SHE SAID "NO00! HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU WERE MY AGE?" I SAID "7" SHE THEN PROCEEDED TO HAVE A FIT “NOO000 WHEN YOU WERE A KID??!!!"

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My New Career Goal

Caitlin Ms. Driscoll @TeacherOnTopic Today a first grader told me that she doesn't need to learn what I'm teaching because she wants to be a pineapple when she grows up.

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At Least She Tried

John Dealinkski @Johnofjohn Ayo so my five year old just asked me to help her write something... She was making a birthday card... For me. I wrote it all for her. She then proceeded to hide it and act all secretive. She just gave it to me and I had to act surprised so as not to hurt her feelings. Does anyone know if any good places to drop a kid at? I think mine is broken. 12:00 PM · Jun 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 35 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 127 Likes

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200 IQ

Please do not use crayons on the whiteboard!

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Please Notice Him Dylan

post themselves crying Replies Hahah your so funnt Dylan please notic me liked if your agree 目4 Add a public reply... I agree with you Same Wait no. How to delet coment This is embarssing please tel

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Savage

Remembering that one time in kindergarten where I gave the invitations to my bday to my teacher who handed them out. After noticing not everyone got one, one girl asked why she didn't get one. I replied: "Because I don't like you" I wish I still had that level of confidence. |

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Posing for the Class Photo

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I Can't Even Tell the Difference

@DennistheBased Thate this house. One of the kids ate my wing and tried to replace that sh. J ON

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So It's Not Real?

View replies (2) ▼ Didn't Biden say that he will make anime characters real- 4h 123catsssss · Creator he can do that?????? 2h replied to 123catsssss: Idk-I saw it on a tik tok- Idk if it's real 2h

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Laugh Your Pants Off

Back when I was little, I heard of a certain phrase known as "laugh your pants off." Needless to say, I thought this was a fantastic phrase, and therefore must become true. So naturally, my twin and I would take off our pants when we laughed. That got shut down pretty fast, though I didn't understand why..

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This Ominous Birthday Card (It Wasn't Her Birthday)

Happy Mom Ihope you have agood tife. from your Son 9/19/202

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Save the Boat People

WHEN I WAS A KID I NEVER ATE THE WEDGE SHAPED APPLE SLICES BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WERE BOATS AND I DIDNT WANT TO EAT THE PEOPLE IN THE BOATS

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