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20 Terrible Clean Jokes And Puns To Rival Your Favorite Dad Jokes

Sometimes it is the simplest of jokes, such as classic dad jokes and puns, that are bound to get the most laughs out of people. They're also the best when they are totally unexpected. Dad jokes are some of the most classic and iconic kinds of jokes. They're simple and clean and fun to annoy your friends with, especially when they have probably heard them a million times already. They're always guaranteed to cause a groan or two just because of how bad and simple they really are, technically speaking, anyways.

While they may not be the most advanced forms of humour, they are arguably the most entertaining. Dad jokes are harmless fun that lighten up any situation with their joyful manner. Reddit's /r/puns is full of lighthearted and silly little jokes that could get a giggle out of anyone. Here we have collected 20 of them for you to give a read. Hopefully they make you exhale through your nose a little more aggressively than usual.

Stairs Don't Talk

Fish Bowel @fishbowel Me: and this is my house Friend: what's upstairs Me: stairs don't talk Traduzir Tweet 09/09/18 02:27 5.089 Retweets 24,3K Curtidas 27

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Well?

Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the... Minneapolis.

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Get It Right

Did you come here to die? Nah Mate, came 'ere yesterdie

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Get It

thewafflemonster: You know how there's a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way. Does that mean colour is like a pigment of your imagination.

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Bishop's Twitter

+ Mark O'Connell @rfkram I can move diagonally on this floor.

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Fine Rejection

Last night was amazing have I earned a second date what? A frayed knot Delivered

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Yes

71 Tweet Jeff @Hypnotic Jeff Police:"I'm so sorry to the both of you, your son set the school on fire" Parents:"arson?" Police:"Yes, your son." 20:04 03 Feb 20 Twitter for iPhone 9 Retweets 28 Likes 소고 go

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Dogs

Purebread dogs vs. inbread dogs

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This Made Miso Happy

rogeyroo: sashimi rolling, they hating

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Hooray

Pu Hab Pun Hub punhubonline Who, Ray? Oh no! our neighbour died! I don't think cheering is appropriate, Karen. ... @harmonie

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RIP

Shallelujah @ShallelujahTV I had to bury my Beyblade, let it RIP. 4:30 PM 3/22/21 Twitter for iPhone ill View Tweet activity 11 Retweets 57 Likes 27

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True

devan @devanlunceford eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from going into your eyes but whenever i have something in my eye it's always an eyelash. eyeronic 10:04 pm. 09 Feb 18 18.4K Retweets 66.1K Likes

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It's Not Going Well

Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week, and I have to say, I'm disappointed.

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For The Percussionists

computer: choose a password me: hi-hat computer: password cannot contain symbols

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Hehe

I am Poseidon, God of the sea! Ok.. 0 am Neptune, God of the sea! Row man! Row man!

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Relatable

Pun Hub Do you need help sir? Yes, but I came here instead. P STA 1/4

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There's Gotta Be

There's gotta be a better way Open @highfiveexpert We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025. Conservatives

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Less Awkward?

@Punsworld Helsingford 170 JEAN Restaurant in Japan tries to make dining alone less awkward by seating patrons with giant stuffed animals... "Shall we order dessert?" "No thanks... I'm stuffed.

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Raw Kicks

The rarest shoes in the world

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Covers It All

COP: whose car is this? where are you headed? what do you do? MINER: mine Badjokeen unsettlingstories This cracked me up.

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