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20 Two-Sentence Horror Stories That Are More Funny Than Scary

Brevity is the soul of wit in the hands of skilled storytellers in the universe of two-sentence horrors. These small tales of terror grab us with their minimalist language, offering spine-chilling storylines that grab our fascination and linger in our minds. So get ready for the best of two-sentence horrors, where horror thrives within the boundaries of just a few lines. Beware, because the terrors that await you in this minimal universe of horror are only limited by your imagination. Nah, we're just kidding at this point.

After reading this article you will definitely know that these screenshots from the subreddit /r/twosentencehorror are nothing but some not-so-scary stuff written by some 12-year-old or some edgy teen trying to be funny. Are they funny, though? Yes. Will these succeed at creeping you out? Definitely not, but they'll leave you wanting more from these authors of our generation. So let's dive right into the best one compiled from Reddit and elsewhere by the Twitter user @bad2sentence.

Not even a two-sentence one.

0 r/scarystories Posted by u/JustPlay94_cryer 1 year ago Never Trust a Doctor (2 sentence horror story) There was a boy who needed surgery on his stomach, but instead of his doctor giving him proper surgical tools, the doctor made a big hole in his stomach and took as much items he could find in the boys stomach and even the heart. The boy died seconds later from blood loss due to how big the hole was and the doctor was recalled the most evil doctor. 4 Comments Share Save ...

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Scary soda face.

28H r/TwoSentenceHorror u/Few_Perspective_6634 15h ● TIFU by walking my pit bull without a leash. He ran and mauled my neighbors face off. Join

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Sorry Grandma.

28H r/TwoSentenceHorror We decided to give granny a surprise party for her 100th birthday Join We didn't think she'll drop dead on the ground when we suddenly turn on the lights and happily shout "happy birthday". 心。 0 ↑ Share

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I am the danger.

r/TwoSentenceHorror u/burner_boy69420 • 27m I heard a knock on the door at 3am 2SH I'm on airplane Vote 1 Share Award

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Happened to my buddy Eric.

Posted by u/PaulLeMight 8 minutes ago Vote wow the gas prices sure went up I said as I put gasoline in my car. little did I know it was scary gasoline 0 Comments Award Share Save

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Nuh uh.

2SH r/TwoSentenceHorror u/blondie12145.1h I was walking alone in the corn field Sentient scarecrow no your not ↑ Vote Vote Comment Share +

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Many people's dreams.

✩ Posted by u/Arzoora13 4 hours ago We're finally married! 712 She said as she ties my ropes tighter 45 Comments + Award S

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This is scary!!

r/TwoSentenceSadness u/memoryheadundertale I went on nickolodeon SpongeBob Canceled 14 ● 4 3d twitter ↑ Share

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Spooky.

WARNING LOW FLYING OWLS LOST CHIHUAHUA 9189460410

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Can I have a stick?

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Geez, it's hot in here." The other screams Wh

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The revenge.

@Nira prat Today i was so bored, I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes in front of her, she had sum and went to tell her friends (1/2) < N @Nirain 1 and I quickly hide the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think she is a liar.(2/2) C

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Dad joke.

28H r/TwoSentenceHorror u/No_Force2441 • 1h Join My friend has been fishy as of late, The gills forming on his neck are troubling

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And velociraptors.

||| IHUFFPOSTI True, elderly and disabled people find it easier to operate doors with handles. But so do bears.

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Das crazyyy.

28H r/TwoSentenceHorror Posted by u/BIGMANNIBMAN. 11m It's only 5 night It only 5 night. fredy fazbare.

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The scariest one.

28H r/TwoSentenceHorror u/ZengaStromboli. 2h Little did I know, when I accidentally brought home a haunted doll, she would actually be quite nice. Unfortunately, she did my taxes improperly, and now the irs is after me.

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There is no such beach.

28H r/TwoSentenceHorror u/codedlemons. 11m SPOILER I went to the beach that makes you old... I got old. Vote ↑ Share

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The O'Hank Brothers

28H r/TwoSentenceHorror u/Zombie Hey Hey HeyOh • 3h Join "Father, I have made two new friends today at school," said my daughter, handing me a picture she drew of them. "Hey wait a minute these are the O'Hank Brothers who are wanted for child murder but have eluded me, the chief of the police for a year and now so I'm especially worried about your brother who doesn't seem to be with you," I replied.

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NY Times wilding.

E The New York Times SUBSCRIBE FOR $1/WEEK I Eat at Restaurants for a Living. That's Not Why My Stomach Always Hurt.

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Who was the fish?

r/TwoSentencellorror Posted by Andrema starten & hours ago One day a man left his house to go fishing.

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Me when I saw the big monster that eats houses approaching.

28H r/TwoSentenceHorror u/minidoffa. 4h The politicians patted themselves on the back, after many years homelessness was finally reduced to zero. Looming in the distance, was the big monster that eats houses and will now make everyone homeless again. 7 5 Share

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