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25 'Choosing Beggars' Asking For Completely Insane Things

The phrase "beggars can't be choosers" is something everyone has been told at least once in their life. It is a pretty straightforward saying. If someone is to ask for something and be given it, they cannot be picky about it. Being given a handout is something people should be grateful and graceful about. Unfortunately some people either never learned this saying or never quite understood it. The amount of entitled people out there is bewildering. So many people just expect everything to be given to them for nothing in return.

These entitled people make being nice a hard thing to do sometimes. Whether they are asking for free or insultingly cheap services or a free TV, they are not shy about it and are somewhat shocked to be met with criticism. Reddit's /r/ChoosingBeggars features these incredibly entitled people gracing the world and the innocent people of the internet with their presence. Here are 25 beggars being choosers and making the most ridiculous demands.

Seriously Though

+ 9:55 Jordyn Baby swing Marketplace listing $35 - Baby swing View buyer BY VI What's the lowest you go I'm very interested I don't drive Could u deliver it New castle ky More options Pickup is preferred today if possible 75 Lagrange ain't that far away Aa Yes $35 Ok I am in La Grange so I'm not that close by, I'm sorry Where are you n 10:01 A :) Marketplace listing $35 - Baby swing View buyer O Lagrange ain't that far away 123 Jordyn Baby swing That's not that bad | S N I am in La Grange so I'm not that close by, I'm sorry WE R T Where I am in La Grange you are at least 25 minutes from me. More options If it's not that far I'm sure you can have someone come get it for you. Aa The 75 X C V space I'm YU I O P D F G HJ KL ΒΙΝ NM X return

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~ Red → Forwarded Hi all, I'm seeking a housesitter from 2nd to 14 Jan. Approximately. Vegan homestead, to hold space and feed 3 Huskies and a cat, water the garden. Can't offer any renumeration, however it's a beautiful quiet space and would serve as a nice getaway/retreat. Preferably have own transport as it's out of town Pls message me directly if Interested. Kind 13:13

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Sounds Like a Deal

Wha Anonymous participant 10h - Hello, I'm looking for a dog sitter in S . I travel often, so it would be someone I can depend on a lot and be a repeat customer. Sometimes my travels are for a week, 2 weeks or even 3 weeks at a time. I have 2 little Yorkies. Due to the fact that I travel often, I'm hoping to find someone who can give me a good rate. I'm hoping to spend about $15 a day per dog. I will provide their beds, their pee pads, food and bowls. And just to give you an idea of how often I would be needing a dog sitter for 2024, so far I need someone for 47 days, but I'm sure more days will be added in between the planned trips that I already have. I'm hoping to find a dog sitter that is home with the pups and that they aren't left alone for long periods of time. One pup is old and is terrified of kids and the other has separation anxiety issues. Thank you in advance. 79 comments 3 shares 44 Like Comment × Send Share

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Please Bro

n + 1:53 Beautyrest Mattress (Queen) Marketplace listing $50 - Beautyrest Mattress (Queen) View buyer I see some stains on the mattress Can you send more pictures please? What are the stains on the mattress? Will you deliver? LTE 65 How do you get coffee stains on a mattress You don't deliver? More options Can't right now, at work It has 3 stains. 2 small 1 big Coffee So if I want you to deliver? Aa No It's a $50 mattress why would I deliver No <0 + 1:56 Beautyrest Mattress (Queen) Marketplace listing $50 - Beautyrest Mattress (Queen) View buyer You don't deliver? So if I want you to deliver? Where are you located It's a $50 mattress why would I deliver I can't come pick up But i love the mattress LTE 64 We gotta find a way bro More options Aa No Too bad Cant deliver so you'll have to find a different one Ok

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Quite the Request

12/30/23 Hello neighbors, my name is and I am looking for someone to donate TO ME the following items: 1. 60-72" LED/HD or Samsung smart flat screen TVs with a built-in fire stick 2. large fake broadleaf plant, to place in the corner of my living room. Should be between five and seven feet tall. 3. Three or four six or nine ft. electric extension cords 4. Electric multi plug strip -outlet socket strips where I can plug three or four Electric chords into one wall socket. I think it might be called a socket strip? 5. Starlight strobe? radiating rotating beam system, that at night throws stars and light onto the ceiling and wall in a room 6. Three small Night Lights, to plug into the wall at night so you don't trip and fall rather than turn on the bright wall or ceiling light 7. Two small table lamps with cute shades 8. small Bluetooth sound system

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So Specific

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Good Luck

Hello! ISO a MEDIUM - LARGE dog that's free to a good home and is 6 months - 2 years old. Has to be within 1-2 hours of Martinsburg WV. MUST be neutered / spayed and up to date on its shots. MUST be good with dogs, cats, and kids. Unfortunately my area has breed restrictions :(( those breeds that are restricted are pitbulls, bulldogs, terriers, Great Danes, Rottweiler, Doberman, and boxer. Once again I'm not looking for a small dog.

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Geez

help. 10h s looking for ISO a responsible, trustworthy, caring person to babysit my babygirl! Tx. Area -Ayaani(l-on-e) is how her name is pronounced -She is a year and a half 6 Like ... -I pay $20 a day -I work from 2pm to around 9:30 (unless it gets busy, may be a little later.) -I usually work Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Saturdays! X Comment comments 1 share Share

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Probably Not

Anything Sold Eastbourne Anonymous member 36 m.A Like 000 Helle dus eny one have a free tv wot work a medium one i carnt drive so can sume one drop to me please thank you and is a smart tv Comment X Send

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Fussy Children and Bone China

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Someone's Bitter

Just here to give thanks (and b a little) a little) for Christmas were from people of this group y'all! Truly the best village a mama could ask for The only gifts I got So thank Yessss before anyone says "well your mom took you to Disney" yes, that was technically a gift. But it was kinda a slap in the face. I ended up spending a good bit of money that I wasn't supposed to spend. And my sister and I have always gotten "even" Christmas's (like the same amount spent on us) and my sister got thousands more. And my parents didn't get a single thing. His Disney trip was "free" because they lied and said he was 2. My sister has two kids over 10. So my parents had to pay for 3 tickets for them. I'm just bitter lol Christmas has always been our time to get those things we want but can't really spend the money on. We've always gotten a $1-2k budget. I feel bamboozled this year Imao especially because I need a s ton for the house. I know I sound like a brat.. they didn't get anything. And that they but I'm more so pi spent thousands more on my sister and her family.

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Hm…

Residents 12m Hey y'all. Hope y'all had a good Christmas? We did, in spite of the disappointment of the Santa Council gifts this year. Half of them weren't even wrapped. Each kid got literally one outfit, one book and one toy. Idk what happened between this year and past years we've participated, but this was about $100 worth of stuff total for 6 kids. ... And so, yes, "beggars can't be chooser," yadda, yadda, but when you're relying on something and have an expectation based off past exp, it's just frustrating, ya know? Just a SN momma doing her best. So yea, we are def thankful and count the blessing because between extra medical expenses and several deaths in the family this year (including my own 2nd trimester loss) and kids having multiple surgeries and such, money has been tight and stress has been high. So we DO appreciate that the program even exists. Anywho, just curious. Has anyone else had a poor exp this year? Ps. The handmade baby blankets n such were so lovely. Thank you.

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What..?

Well if im writing this then I'm in need of a roommate. He/she must have there own income. Your rent for now include must be able to supply dog food, 15 a week for lights, and kerosene for heat this is subject to change when the weather changes. Now when it comes to accommodating you right now all I can offer is a sectional you can sleep on. I'll find you some where to keep your things. I do have dogs 5 to be exact and 1 kitten but everyone uses the bathroom outside except for the kitten it has a liter pan. I am located in tn witch is between Lafayette and d. Any other questions please feel freely to ask anything you want I'm an open book. And I'm honest.

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Sorry

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A Simple Request

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Holyyyy

I need a nanny. I work 7pm-7am Monday- Friday with the occasional weekend shift. I need you to watch the babies. My 2nd baby mama brings my kid over every other weekend. I can offer about $75 a week. Need to be CPR certified, a bachelors degree and 3-5 years of experience with references. You'll also be responsible for keeping the house clean and doing laundry and making meals. 185 Like Comment 4 comments Send

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Merry Christmas

This is a long shot but does anyone have a free 55' Smart tv or bigger? I'm also looking for a few other free items for Christmas gifts a womans make-up vanity, tall Jewelry Box, Electric Guitar, Adult Drum Set, Samsung Galaxy Smart watch, Elmo dvd's, Elmo toys, Nintendo 64 with games, Ps4 with games, Catfishing Equipment, Disney dvd's, other dvd movies, and big toy cars or trucks. Anything would help times have been tough because of my health issues and I wanna do something special for my family for Christmas. Thank You so much and Merry Christmas!

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Pay the Daycare Then

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In Need

free stuff in Spokane 100 2d. ✪ I am in need of 12 pack root beer sprite and Mountain Dew can anyone help me out I ran out of food stamps that why I asking 34 Like Comment Send X 128 comments Share

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Good Lord

ISO: Buy Nothing - hybrid car, a Toyota Prius or something similar - in good working condition - clean title - preferably less than 200,000 miles Oct 31 Thanks in advance amazing Buy Nothing Community G Photos for reference (I especially love this color blue Toyota Prius, but most colors will be good). 5 Like Q Comment 1 comment Send

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Yeah, for Sure

Hello Anybody here wanna do a free deep clean houseclean on my house, 3 bed townhouse, welcome to go live on social media. FREE SYDNEY, NSW Cleaning 2h. PS ... Not too much work to be done its just i am waiting patiently for a housework routine from my father in heaven, please pray for me I am in Mount Druitt 15 Like Buy Swap Sell All comments V MESSAGE Comment So you want someone to clean your house for free? 1h Like Reply offers of a regular clean. 1h Like Reply No, a DEEP clean. Please no 5

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Sent to a Shelter

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Picky

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So Grateful

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Starting Fresh

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