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25 Dumb People Who Missed Incredibly Obvious Jokes

Missing a joke happens to the best of us at times. It's embarrassing in the moment for sure but usually it happens unrecorded and only with your close friends, who then can make fun of you for the rest of your life. Unfortunately for the people here, their embarrassing moments of missing the joke are recorded and shared for the entirety of the online community to laugh at over on Reddit's /r/woooosh.

It's called "woooosh" because that is the imaginary sound the joke makes when it flies over someone's head — woooosh. Whether these people are actually totally oblivious to the joke in the post or just trying to get some attention for the sake of it, it is somewhat infuriating yet very entertaining for those of us who can see it and shake our heads or facepalm in secondhand embarrassment. Here are 25 moments where the joke totally soared over people's heads.

Have you?

During labor, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he accidentally kills his dog in Minecraft labor contractions is equivalent to snapping 20 bones at once don't even starttttt the human body can only deal with up to 45del of pain but US WOMEN WITH LABOR GO UP TO 58 have you ever killed a dog in minecraft tho

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Duh

If animals don't want to be eaten then why are they made out of food peth. We make food out of theme 18m 1 like Reply

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And?

When the computer says "press any button to continue" so you press the off button M 189 computer turns off But then your

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SMH

PUNS The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn't share the flatbread recipe Just their standard naan disclosure agreement. 5:22 PM 10/21/22 1,649 Retweets 112 Quote Tweets 24.8K Likes Replying to Google it. You spelt non-disclosure wrong are wrong. btw. 6 -5h 22

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Oh really?

wit 1h. You and 386 others Strange Just fed a stray dog in Russia Love mat X ... Comment 21 Comments 89 Shares Share Its really funny that u cant identify the defferance between a bear and dog its a bear,next time dont feed a bear, if u see one again sk for sfty cz they could get aggressive -life advice-

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Congrats

Me after realizing I'm the ultimate hero because I have Batman's superpowers and Spider-Man's money 6d Batman had no superpowers tho Reply joke Reply 6d 6d congrats, you got the The joke is Batman has no superpowers and Spiderman is near broke Reply 6d 722 3637 1134

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Seems right

My crush calculating how much she hates me 408 Like seem's off 712 08 67714 Calculator Exchange Rate Converter 248+208 456 248 +208 34416 10 Comments. 67 Shares Comment Share

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Come on now

Respuestas 28 hace 7 d Omg the art is amazing I love the lines. You gotta learn from ur nephew E Añade una respuesta... 1,6 M hace 14 h x wait ur lying right cuz the nephew is pretty bad no hate tho just i pretty sure i can do better my four yr old cousin is 3 nd they know alot of art :

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Did you even watch?

Why do YouTube views freeze at 301? Numberphile 4.29M subscribers Subscribe 301 views 10 years ago 1 day ago (edited) This video is soo educational Sad only 301 people were able to witness this masterpiece 1.2K Reply 31 replies 17 hours ago bro youtube intentionally freezed the views B12 Reply

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Loopholes

The punishment for steal!ng $5k in Canada is a $2k fine W Follow for more financ!al advice Respuestas • hace 17 horas They don't count returning the funds as payment of the fine. You'd be giving them a total of $7k 221 E5 x

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That's genius

Bro instead of wasting gas driving, why not just stand in 1 spot and wait for the Earth to spin to ur destination Comments 249 לח 11h ago Because we spin with the earth, smh fi! 3.4K Dislike B 249 x

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That's crazy

Wow! Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund. You and 191 others Like How the heck is he alive 6 Comments Comment

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Why isn't it spelled…?

Games @GamesXBL why is it spelled "camouflage" and not 1:35 AM- Apr 28, 2021- Twitter for iPhone 7 Likes 12 @BlxkeMW2-6m BLAKE Replying to @GamesXBL Not what 12

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How can they do that?

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Yes it does

when the average of the test is 62% and you have 63% 1,4k Q Everyone is stupid except me CONTROVERSIAL COMMENTS 16h It just doesn't work like that 5 Reply Share -4

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It's different actually

how women see height foot re 4m 1 like 6 foot" 5foot12 is 6 Reply 5 foot 12"

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Pfft

Following For You when mark zuckerberg bought whatsapp for 19 billion but i got it for free વાત because he bought the company and u just installed the app 03-01 r/woooosh 03-01 Liked by creator

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It's a deer

sellin dis deer, he bout 4 months. he sometimes barks but dats cus he bilingual. hmu for prices 100 QV in It's a dog 4 likes Reply View replies (9) 3

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Filmed in a real setting

"The average human can hold their breath for 30-90 seconds" The cameraman who films SpongeBob: al ← Replies • 7h ago Idiot, SpongeBob is animated. ܡ 35K Dislike x

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Explain

CHE RISKS 2:13. Explain this picture then. And don't say it's photo shopped, they didn't have it back then. 16h 1,314 likes Reply painting lol it's a

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Yeah he did

G Replies @gniewomircioek6845 11 hr ago : As someone who has fallen and died because of a loose rock i appreciate this guy. 1.4K @jamesbizs 2 hr ago Stop lying. You did not die x 29 :

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That's impressive

M Ragtime The Entertainer Scott Joplin Respostas há 5 meses (editado) Still remember the day this came out in 1902. Now over 120 years later, I've turned 72 and still listening to this banger. 1 mil há 4 meses No 72 year old would ever say "banger" you're likely between 18-32 x : ***

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Yeah they can

What you see thru the microscope + 36,6k+ BEST COMMENTS ▾ bacteria can't see 125 What bacteria sees Share Reply +-3+

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Red arrow superiority

ALAMA Subscriptions Replies 1eyepaul 2w ago Thank you for putting a red arrow for the rock climber. I would have never knew where to look. 58 3 E erster Tzd ago really was Rocketlauncherlauncher 7d ago How can you not see him in front of you : :

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Finally

52 THEBEAVERTON.COM Children agree not to get abducted after 8 PM so Amber Alert doesn't wake anyone up Like Comment its not like they plan on getting abducted 51m Like Reply Share i

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