A long Furby toy crawling over a door as well as a Krampus Furby created by creator Sunny Biss

20 'Long Furby' Creations To Haunt Your Nightmares

A popular children's toy from several decades ago, the Furby has long been the target of DIY hacks where people take the already creepy toy and make it into full-blown nightmare fuel.

One of the most famous examples of this was the Long Furby created by Twitter user johnneh, who was dubbed "Long Furby Wife Guy." by the internet. Feast your eyes upon these horrors as you question your nineties nostalgia.

Here's The Long Furby In All Of Its Horrific Glory

Johnny Chiodini @johnneh I love my wife very much, but over the past few weeks she has been making a long furby for a friend's birthday and it has made living here very uncomfortable 8:15 AM · Aug 9, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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He Followed Up With In Progress Photos

Johnny Chiodini @johnneh I mean THE WIRE 8:18 AM · Aug 9, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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…Which Was Swiftly Meme'd

put trains in space @Gunpowder_Tim Here's one for like the five of you who played # 40kMechanicus For everyone else, fair warning, this account is all Long Furby from here FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH TOTWORE IT DISGUSTED ME 5:28 PM · Aug 9, 2020 · Twitter Web App

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Netizens Were Horrified By The Discovery

Charlie Bateman @charlieb8man Have been made aware of Long Furby Twitter and my soul will never know peace again. 嚴 3:11 PM · Aug 9, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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OH GOD WHY

Tholgrin Stoneforge @Tholgrin Replying to @johnneh and @DnDGeologist It was summoned by the Furbynomicon and she's just claiming it's for a birthday. Kill it. Kill it now, before it grows too powerful to be killed. 3:18 PM · Aug 9, 2020 · Twitter for Android

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The Original Creator's Friends Were Honored

Ziggy @ZiggyBibb I guess my claim to fame in 2020 is that I am friends with long furby wife 7:45 AM · Aug 10, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone wiggy - BLM @wiggytattoo · Aug 10 Replying to @ZiggyBibb Sorry about that Ziggy @ZiggyBibb · Aug 10 It's an honour

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Some People Were Confused By The Context

Aidan Clancy @AidantheClancy I was fully ready to accept that the long furby was this man's wife Johnny Chiodini @johnneh · Aug 9 I love my wife very much, but over the past few weeks she has been making a long furby for a friend's birthday and it has made living here very uncomfortable Show this thread 12:22 PM · Aug 9, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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It Haunts My Dreams As Well

Matt Bowker @MattBowker94 My therapist: Long Furby isn't real. Long Furby doesn't exist and will not hurt you. My sleep Paralysis: 3:50 AM · Aug 10, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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But Long Furby Existed Back In 2018… The Plot Thickens

LONG FURBY.

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I Don't Have A Problem, You Have A Problem

When your parents sit you down to talk about your drug problem just as the edibles are kicking in.

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Other Crafters Took Their Own Spin… For Reasons

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Please Just Put It Back

LAUGHINGSQUID.COM How to Turn a Beloved Furby Into a Cuddly Centipede Professional sushi chef and costume designer Look_I_Made_A.. Put that thing back where it came from or so help me imgflip.com

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Just Give It A Slice And It Will Leave

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This One Is Just Impressive

Handmade by Sunny Biss

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I Commend You For Making It This Far Through These

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Don't Mind Me, Just Strolling Through

If Only They Released Cyberpunk 2077 With The Details We Were Promised

(Source: Van Halen Co.)

Just, Please, Stop

Nature Is Healing

2881 We found a nightmare Furby in the Mojave desert. (imgur.com) submitted 7 months ago by RainSmile to /r/W 189 comments share [I+c]

Okay Maybe They've Always Been Cursed

It's ootting hot in here, so take off all your clothes. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT THEM BAGK ON PUT THEM BACK ON




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