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Tweet Asking Which Candy You'd Eliminate Forever Has Torn Internet To Reese's Pieces
Absolutely nothing riles up the internet like debates over the ranking of items in a category of food. When World War III happens, it will be because someone launched a nuclear take that Frosted Mini Wheats is a trash cereal and Fruity Pebbles is cereal master race.
While we're not at that point yet, tensions between warring food alliances escalated over the weekend when news anchor and Twitter user Liz Dueweke dropped a bomb on the timeline. She showed a picture of several candies--a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, a bag of M&Ms, a Kit Kat bar, a Milky Way, a Twix, and a Snickers-- and stated, "One has to go. Forever. Which one do you choose?" Thus began a vicious bloodletting on the timeline the likes of which hadn't been seen since the Great Sandwich Debate.
One has to go. Forever. Which one do you choose? pic.twitter.com/IBFF1nuvr0
— Liz Dueweke 🐾 (@LizDueweke) September 21, 2019
Here are the arguments from each respective camp. First, some takes from the (objectively insane) anti-Reese's gang:
We never needed Reese's to exist. Ever. Throw it away! https://t.co/Sq7xBL7Rvq
— Alexis Chateau 🇯🇲 (@alexischateau_) September 22, 2019
Ugh definitely Reese's https://t.co/wcewtLY9Gn
— Dooger (@dexbonus) September 22, 2019
I've learned that people actually eat the abomination known as Reeses Peanut Butter Cups and I am disgusted https://t.co/PhdGdPaFJY
— David Dennis Jr. (@DavidDTSS) September 22, 2019
The much more represented anti-Milky Way contingency, of which Dueweke herself is a member:
I’d like to thank the bulk bag of Costco candy for this viral tweet lol 😂 and btw I’m getting rid of Milky Way. https://t.co/lrK9EvnFrD
— Liz Dueweke 🐾 (@LizDueweke) September 22, 2019
Milky Way can choke. https://t.co/VMO13SMj4z
— The Gay Burn Book (@SouthernHomo) September 22, 2019
Milky Way is trash https://t.co/SO77sAh175
— soulPhoodie (@soulphoodie) September 22, 2019
The anti-M&Ms alliance:
Who tf eats regular m&ms fake ass chocolate skittles https://t.co/LoEOHbpmpN
— DAWDerekXiX (@DAWDerekxix_) September 22, 2019
what maniac eats regular m&ms? https://t.co/yF8Fy7jFr5
— b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) September 22, 2019
Fun sized M&M's without the nuts has to go forever https://t.co/9Np6wuj0OO
— Janelle Monáe is more talented than your favs🌚 (@blunt5H) September 22, 2019
The anti-Twix faction:
Twix. It's the untalented understudy you pray never has to go on for KitKat. https://t.co/lSL5c50xK5
— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) September 22, 2019
Twix is shit compared to all the others in the pic 😊 https://t.co/CF9QgP8D8o
— Flynn Driver (@s0rbetero) September 22, 2019
i’ve seen this on twitter and i’m curious. one has to go. which one are y’all choosing? i’d get rid of twix. pic.twitter.com/lG90hYYBmv
— get well soon☽ stream nfr & k-12 (@lovelygiaw) September 22, 2019
The anti-Kit-Kat Kavalry:
Kit Kat the most overrated candy https://t.co/bcffT92TXF
— Scooter🅱️oy (Adames Elite) (@ScooterBoyElite) September 21, 2019
Kit Kats. That's the easiest question ever. https://t.co/B41JcGRpRN
— Sam Bagenstos (@sbagen) September 22, 2019
Keep the Reese's for sure! get rid of the Kit Kat. https://t.co/i58ulF6GSs
— Reggie Grant (@ReggieGrant6) September 24, 2019
The Snickers Snickerers:
Snickers. Who needs peanuts getting in the way of sugar? https://t.co/lPsjPLl8oX
— Andy Dehnart (@realityblurred) September 22, 2019
Snickers because they’re trash. https://t.co/ih8CJ7WHem
— Elliott Hamilton (@ElliottRHams) September 22, 2019
Snickers https://t.co/J22fHzaDS8
— Miss Dee 🇰🇪 (@caroledee) September 24, 2019
The debate still rages on Twitter and shows no signs of slowing, days since the question was posed. As families and friendships are torn apart, we pass the question to you: which would you get rid of (for yours truly, it's M&Ms).
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