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Elmo breaks the news of Telly's arrival to Kabulsame Street

"Sorry kid, I know you're upset but us Elmericans gotta head back home. This is all Tellyban country now. They'll look after you. Ďon't worry."

"Sorry kid, I know you're upset but us Elmericans gotta head back home. This is all Tellyban country now. They'll look after you. Ďon't worry."

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Grilled catfish

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Trigger warning

Elmo pays a group of hackers to hack into tumblr's servers and change every "tr" to an "n".

Elmo pays a group of hackers to hack into tumblr's servers and change every "tr" to an "n".

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War Effects Even Those Who Have Never Seen It

I am fairly confident no one will know what inspired this.

I am fairly confident no one will know what inspired this.

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Bert talks about 'Nam again

22 Thank you for the smoke, Ernie. You know, I used to smoke all the time in The Nam. This.sigh..brings back memories. Did I ever tell you how combat is like ? It is not like in the movies, where there's thousands of men charging on yelling war cries guns blazzing. No, it's always some patrol or evac or convoy, everyone is marching and doing their stuff. Then.something happens, often a gunshot or explosion in the distance. Everyone forms in a defensive position, and eventually, the charlies come near. Not that near, but near enough you can just barely see them. Then the shooting starts, granades and stuff like that get thrown if it´s close enough. Officers barking in the radio about med-evac, reinforcements, air support, whatever. Somehow them charlies always get closer and closer, maybe they manage to kill enough rifles to do so or maybe someone screwed-up. They storm in, or get in the trees, or maybe start executing your wounded buddies or carrying off some idiot that surrendered. When It looks like they will find you, the charlies retreat, the reason doesn't matter. All that mess took maybe, 2 minutes, but I couldn't even remember my own name. All I could remember, is that I wanted a smoke."

22 Thank you for the smoke, Ernie. You know, I used to smoke all the time in The Nam. This.sigh..brings back memories. Did I ever tell you how combat is like ? It is not like in the movies, where there's thousands of men charging on yelling war cries guns blazzing. No, it's always some patrol or evac or convoy, everyone is marching and doing their stuff. Then.something happens, often a gunshot or explosion in the distance. Everyone forms in a defensive position, and eventually, the charlies come near. Not that near, but near enough you can just barely see them. Then the shooting starts, granades and stuff like that get thrown if it´s close enough. Officers barking in the radio about med-evac, reinforcements, air support, whatever. Somehow them charlies always get closer and closer, maybe they manage to kill enough rifles to do so or maybe someone screwed-up. They storm in, or get in the trees, or maybe start executing your wounded buddies or carrying off some idiot that surrendered. When It looks like they will find you, the charlies retreat, the reason doesn't matter. All that mess took maybe, 2 minutes, but I couldn't even remember my own name. All I could remember, is that I wanted a smoke."

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Elmo Pulls a Cortex

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Caralho!

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Ernie's dyslexia strikes again

Ernie is p----- off because he accidentally bought a flashlight instead of a fleshlight at the store

Ernie is p----- off because he accidentally bought a flashlight instead of a fleshlight at the store

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He did not count with it

After draining Mark Zuckerberg of his blood, The Count is left surprised when it turns it not only isn't red, it is a color simply unknown to the human eye.

After draining Mark Zuckerberg of his blood, The Count is left surprised when it turns it not only isn't red, it is a color simply unknown to the human eye.

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To be fair, this not only happens to the boys

Seo Don Cookie Monster's request to toxic fangirls when they see two straight male characters in the same scene.

Seo Don Cookie Monster's request to toxic fangirls when they see two straight male characters in the same scene.

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Omegle Moment

It was bad enough that the random video chat with thousands of people from all over the world had somehow lead to this. But what truly made things awkward for Waldorf and Statler was when each noticed that the other had chosen the handle, "Horny_Grandpa_Needs_Your_BBC". EAE

It was bad enough that the random video chat with thousands of people from all over the world had somehow lead to this. But what truly made things awkward for Waldorf and Statler was when each noticed that the other had chosen the handle, "Horny_Grandpa_Needs_Your_BBC". EAE

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We were soon united by our collective fear of him

In such divided times, the Swedish Chef decided that old fashioned Swedish neutrality needed to be brought back in style via slaughtering everyone who p----- him off regardless of race, gender, age, religion or political position.

In such divided times, the Swedish Chef decided that old fashioned Swedish neutrality needed to be brought back in style via slaughtering everyone who p----- him off regardless of race, gender, age, religion or political position.

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Come on, Uncle Kermit! I want to play with you. Forever.

Kermit was horrified to see Robin sitting on the stairs, as his nephew had died in his arms twenty years ago when his attempt to get rid of Clifford backfired. His eyes, filled with malicious mischievousness, were what terrified him the most.

Kermit was horrified to see Robin sitting on the stairs, as his nephew had died in his arms twenty years ago when his attempt to get rid of Clifford backfired. His eyes, filled with malicious mischievousness, were what terrified him the most.

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"I am a shadow... The true self..."

When Grover made it into the Shadow World again he saw his Shadow. His shadow explained why he always wanted to go crazy on drugs. Grover tried to ignore his shadow, but much to his denial these feelings were true.

When Grover made it into the Shadow World again he saw his Shadow. His shadow explained why he always wanted to go crazy on drugs. Grover tried to ignore his shadow, but much to his denial these feelings were true.

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Cookie Monster goes to Hell

At first Cookie Monster was confused why he was sent to hell by God, but then he realized that the sinners had all been turned into cookies. He wasn't being punished, he was the punishment.

At first Cookie Monster was confused why he was sent to hell by God, but then he realized that the sinners had all been turned into cookies. He wasn't being punished, he was the punishment.

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No one asked

Grover shows a picture of who the f--- asked

Grover shows a picture of who the f--- asked

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