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if sex before marriage is a Sin, does that make sex after marriage a Cos or a Tan?

if sex before marriage is a Sin, does that make sex after marriage a Cos or a Tan?

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Aside from Memebase this image also appeared in a "memes dump album":https://imgur.com/gallery/2LsfpFU on Imgur

Aside from Memebase this image also appeared in a "memes dump album":https://imgur.com/gallery/2LsfpFU on Imgur

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Here's a teacher who understands what's important. 2. 2. Create Math Mem when your Gryne-to-mak) mother cals ycu by your full name (attb) on crap.

Here's a teacher who understands what's important. 2. 2. Create Math Mem when your Gryne-to-mak) mother cals ycu by your full name (attb) on crap.

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Fuck Trigonometry!

when u gotta do trig 12 "SOH CAH TOA!"

when u gotta do trig 12 "SOH CAH TOA!"

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Dank Memes Melt Steel Beams Yesterday at 1:00AM- Snapchat: DankMemesGang @fezzz- if 99% people find you unattractive then around 75,000,000 people on earth still find you attractive Zakya @zakya 112 My self confidence just shot up 05.8 385 Comments 2,986 Shares there's still hope for you Like Reply 1d Well, let's see... Half are women, so we are at 37,500,500. If we assume age is uniformly distributed and I could date someone 5 years older or younger, based on the world age expectancy of 72.7, there would only be 5,158,184 in my "dating age range". A Gallup poll shows that 36% of people in this range are married or in a relationship, so we are left with 3,301,238 A paper by the Williams Institute states that 3.5% of people are LGTBQ, so that leaves 3,185,694 straight girls (yes, a lot of assumptions on sample properties) Finally, let's say I consider 1 out of every 5 attractive (not bad given that only 1 out of every 100 think of me as attractive). So we are left with 637,138 women. Let's put them all in set A. Ok, now (borrowing from Munroe's What If? book) suppose you lock eyes with an average of 12 nevw strangers a day. According to my country's life expectancy, I only have 20,856 days left (s---). That means locking eyes with 250,272 new people in my remaining lifetime. Again, considering only those within my age range: 34,387. Let's put all of them in setB Now let's make the big assumptions. Let's say the probability of locking eyes with a stranger is independent of them being in set A (this implies I lock eyes regardless of beauty). And let's rule out demographics on this one (I know 30% of people are in China/India, but I expect to travel and visit most places so I get enough eye locking) Assuming locking eyes with any person is equally likely the probability of locking eyes with a particular stranger, and that stranger being part of set A is: (0.0000852) (0.000004598) 3.92e-10 I literally have a higher chance of winning mega millions Like Reply 1d 99% find you unattractive Like Reply 23h

Dank Memes Melt Steel Beams Yesterday at 1:00AM- Snapchat: DankMemesGang @fezzz- if 99% people find you unattractive then around 75,000,000 people on earth still find you attractive Zakya @zakya 112 My self confidence just shot up 05.8 385 Comments 2,986 Shares there's still hope for you Like Reply 1d Well, let's see... Half are women, so we are at 37,500,500. If we assume age is uniformly distributed and I could date someone 5 years older or younger, based on the world age expectancy of 72.7, there would only be 5,158,184 in my "dating age range". A Gallup poll shows that 36% of people in this range are married or in a relationship, so we are left with 3,301,238 A paper by the Williams Institute states that 3.5% of people are LGTBQ, so that leaves 3,185,694 straight girls (yes, a lot of assumptions on sample properties) Finally, let's say I consider 1 out of every 5 attractive (not bad given that only 1 out of every 100 think of me as attractive). So we are left with 637,138 women. Let's put them all in set A. Ok, now (borrowing from Munroe's What If? book) suppose you lock eyes with an average of 12 nevw strangers a day. According to my country's life expectancy, I only have 20,856 days left (s---). That means locking eyes with 250,272 new people in my remaining lifetime. Again, considering only those within my age range: 34,387. Let's put all of them in setB Now let's make the big assumptions. Let's say the probability of locking eyes with a stranger is independent of them being in set A (this implies I lock eyes regardless of beauty). And let's rule out demographics on this one (I know 30% of people are in China/India, but I expect to travel and visit most places so I get enough eye locking) Assuming locking eyes with any person is equally likely the probability of locking eyes with a particular stranger, and that stranger being part of set A is: (0.0000852) (0.000004598) 3.92e-10 I literally have a higher chance of winning mega millions Like Reply 1d 99% find you unattractive Like Reply 23h

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iwishihadafather when british people say "maths" i laugh because thats f------ stupicd isolatedsystem when american people say "math" i laugh because thats f------ stupic madison-paige-phaniels when teachers say math i cry because i'm f------ stupid

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Sexy math?

devintherealboy: oh-stewart: i have the sex appeal of a math book idk man, i've never met anyone that opened a math book and didn't say "f--- me" 15 that was smooth as f---

devintherealboy: oh-stewart: i have the sex appeal of a math book idk man, i've never met anyone that opened a math book and didn't say "f--- me" 15 that was smooth as f---

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So My Calculus Professor Found This Posted On The Door To His Office Today By A Student

I hate math tests because all through the chapter it's like really easy and then you think you've got it and then the test is like IF I THROW A TRIANGLE OUT OF THE CAR AND THE CAR IS GOING 20KM/H AND WIND RESISTANCE IS A THING THAT EXISTS, HOW MANY CUPCAKES CAN PEDRO BUY WITH ONE HUMAN SOUL

I hate math tests because all through the chapter it's like really easy and then you think you've got it and then the test is like IF I THROW A TRIANGLE OUT OF THE CAR AND THE CAR IS GOING 20KM/H AND WIND RESISTANCE IS A THING THAT EXISTS, HOW MANY CUPCAKES CAN PEDRO BUY WITH ONE HUMAN SOUL

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Is it dead yet?

When you do the math problem entirely wrong but still get the right answer DJ KHALED SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS DVISORY

When you do the math problem entirely wrong but still get the right answer DJ KHALED SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS DVISORY

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Perfect Square Trinomial

a+a? axa? 2 (a+b)2?

a+a? axa? 2 (a+b)2?

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"U Fokin' wot M8?" -Newton, probably

Anonymous 15 minutes ago 9543548 How can l integrate without calculus? I am too stupid to learn calculus but l think the word "integral" sounds cool af and will land me prime p----. Thus, I want to be able to find the integral because it sounds cool if I say "I'm going to find the integral now It sounds like Star Trek, you know? So how do I find the integral without calculus please? Anonymous 12 minutes ago 9543556 A thread died for this 1 REPLY Anonymous 12 minutes ago 9543561 >9543556 Survival of the fittest. Replies: 2 / Images: 0/ Posters: 2

Anonymous 15 minutes ago 9543548 How can l integrate without calculus? I am too stupid to learn calculus but l think the word "integral" sounds cool af and will land me prime p----. Thus, I want to be able to find the integral because it sounds cool if I say "I'm going to find the integral now It sounds like Star Trek, you know? So how do I find the integral without calculus please? Anonymous 12 minutes ago 9543556 A thread died for this 1 REPLY Anonymous 12 minutes ago 9543561 >9543556 Survival of the fittest. Replies: 2 / Images: 0/ Posters: 2

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After completing a two page calculation and you realise you lost a negative sign somewhere

After completing a two page calculation and you realise you lost a negative sign somewhere

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Math Is Good For You

Hypotenuse Hippocrates Hippopotamus a2 + b2 = c2 Hippopotenuse Hypocrates Hippopocrates HIPPOPOCRANUSE

Hypotenuse Hippocrates Hippopotamus a2 + b2 = c2 Hippopotenuse Hypocrates Hippopocrates HIPPOPOCRANUSE

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NIGGA WE GON LEARN ALGEBRA!

File: feelpng (7 KB, 645x773) Anonymous 11/21/17(Tue)18:16:42 No.93125509312562 93125639312752 9312952 I failed algebra again this semester Anonymous 1 1/2 1/1 7(Tue) 18 22:09 No 9312562、29312570 c.S >9312550 (OP) >algebra Uhh basic algebra they teach to 13year olds or abstract algebra or what? 92 Anonymous 1 1/21/17(Tue)18 22:53 No 9312563、 312601229312619 a there be only like 4 axioms in that s---. 1) Ain't no product getting out. 2) We can associate with parenthesis and s--- 3) There be a 1 (or 0 if you know what I'm saying). 4) We can invert that s--- How come you could not memorize those 4 little axioms n----. S--- man, I don't know what to tell you.

File: feelpng (7 KB, 645x773) Anonymous 11/21/17(Tue)18:16:42 No.93125509312562 93125639312752 9312952 I failed algebra again this semester Anonymous 1 1/2 1/1 7(Tue) 18 22:09 No 9312562、29312570 c.S >9312550 (OP) >algebra Uhh basic algebra they teach to 13year olds or abstract algebra or what? 92 Anonymous 1 1/21/17(Tue)18 22:53 No 9312563、 312601229312619 a there be only like 4 axioms in that s---. 1) Ain't no product getting out. 2) We can associate with parenthesis and s--- 3) There be a 1 (or 0 if you know what I'm saying). 4) We can invert that s--- How come you could not memorize those 4 little axioms n----. S--- man, I don't know what to tell you.

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Mathematics for Beginners

y 30 |y-2z = 3 ATE MATH Can you solve this? UHN = 60 | CHALLENGE

y 30 |y-2z = 3 ATE MATH Can you solve this? UHN = 60 | CHALLENGE

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