Funny Store Signs - Images
That's one way to put it
![All Appreciate Your Efforts When you Aim with Precision and Elegance](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/990/012/226.jpeg)
![All Appreciate Your Efforts When you Aim with Precision and Elegance](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/990/012/226.jpeg)
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The new and the old
![Ketel One VODKA Made Cocktail TO V New Bi Heaters upstairs! Same old Musician $ Bartender Ketel One VODKA ALONE Modica de G AWAY Kevul One USA A CA](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/990/011/19f.jpeg)
![Ketel One VODKA Made Cocktail TO V New Bi Heaters upstairs! Same old Musician $ Bartender Ketel One VODKA ALONE Modica de G AWAY Kevul One USA A CA](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/990/011/19f.jpeg)
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Truth in advertising
![Rich Dead People's Stuff ENDANGERED PIECES Dead People hing OPEN 1030-530pm EVENINGS BY APPT. (808) 870-1112 LANU FURNITURE Very Rich Dead People's gs For](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/990/009/923.jpeg)
![Rich Dead People's Stuff ENDANGERED PIECES Dead People hing OPEN 1030-530pm EVENINGS BY APPT. (808) 870-1112 LANU FURNITURE Very Rich Dead People's gs For](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/990/009/923.jpeg)
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Some...
![SOME ICE CREAM $100 SETLE N Eater He](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/990/007/849.jpeg)
![SOME ICE CREAM $100 SETLE N Eater He](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/990/007/849.jpeg)
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Don't do it
![ADANGER No competitive breath holding. Use of Pool is Limited to Registered Guests and Pool Club Members:](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/990/006/9b0.jpeg)
![ADANGER No competitive breath holding. Use of Pool is Limited to Registered Guests and Pool Club Members:](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/990/006/9b0.jpeg)
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That doesn't look good
![1-10 1✓ 10+1 X](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/990/003/1de.jpg)
![1-10 1✓ 10+1 X](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/990/003/1de.jpg)
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Ouch
![מעבר נכים Beyond disabled](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/990/002/a31.jpeg)
![מעבר נכים Beyond disabled](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/990/002/a31.jpeg)
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How dare they
![Your flatmate got Naked while eating your leftovers. Get instant, online insurance. Anytime. Naked ADVENT B11) 516-140](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/990/000/94b.jpeg)
![Your flatmate got Naked while eating your leftovers. Get instant, online insurance. Anytime. Naked ADVENT B11) 516-140](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/990/000/94b.jpeg)
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Seen at a pizza place
![abysical harm it to protect me good luck charm de cross is not magic lace that I am Christian atter where may be mjle reminder to me rycay in my pocket THE CROSS IN MY POCKET MY POCKET Christian ocket be magic arm me rm me ding my pocket find me ort 1 my Mast ves to His ca ing no one but me across in my pocket Jesus Christ is Lord of my life only I'll let Him be -Verna Thomas Agora, Inc All rights reserved PLEASE TAKE A NUMBER DEPARTMENT COMPLAINT 0 pocke The Cross is there to remind me To bring out a coin or key Of the price He paid for me It reminds me too, to be thankful And to strive to serve Him better For my blessings day by day In all that I do and say Of the peace and comfort I share With all who know my Master And give themselves to His care It's also a daily reminder So I carry a cross in my po Reminding no one but me That Jesus Christ is Lord o -Verna Thomas If only I'll let Him be All righ to remind me d in my pocket or key id for me to be thankful BB day by day serve Him better and say reminder know my Master selves to His care nd comfort I share no one but me ross in my pocket Christ is Lord of my life et Him be -Verna Thomas Agora, Inc. All rights reserved](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/989/999/2df.jpeg)
![abysical harm it to protect me good luck charm de cross is not magic lace that I am Christian atter where may be mjle reminder to me rycay in my pocket THE CROSS IN MY POCKET MY POCKET Christian ocket be magic arm me rm me ding my pocket find me ort 1 my Mast ves to His ca ing no one but me across in my pocket Jesus Christ is Lord of my life only I'll let Him be -Verna Thomas Agora, Inc All rights reserved PLEASE TAKE A NUMBER DEPARTMENT COMPLAINT 0 pocke The Cross is there to remind me To bring out a coin or key Of the price He paid for me It reminds me too, to be thankful And to strive to serve Him better For my blessings day by day In all that I do and say Of the peace and comfort I share With all who know my Master And give themselves to His care It's also a daily reminder So I carry a cross in my po Reminding no one but me That Jesus Christ is Lord o -Verna Thomas If only I'll let Him be All righ to remind me d in my pocket or key id for me to be thankful BB day by day serve Him better and say reminder know my Master selves to His care nd comfort I share no one but me ross in my pocket Christ is Lord of my life et Him be -Verna Thomas Agora, Inc. All rights reserved](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/989/999/2df.jpeg)
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That's rough
![www.hendonparkcafe.co.uk FREE meal to anyone over 80 years old* ("If accompanied by both parents) HENDON CAFE Greed Find in the Works! FARK](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/987/116/ab8.png)
![www.hendonparkcafe.co.uk FREE meal to anyone over 80 years old* ("If accompanied by both parents) HENDON CAFE Greed Find in the Works! FARK](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/987/116/ab8.png)
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Wait...
![BONE TUNNEL](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/983/375/3c5.jpeg)
![BONE TUNNEL](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/983/375/3c5.jpeg)
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Plan ahead
![NO PARKING IN ALLEY You've always said wouldn't you be caught dead in that dress. You'd better tell them now. McDonald Funeral Homes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/983/364/3d3.jpeg)
![NO PARKING IN ALLEY You've always said wouldn't you be caught dead in that dress. You'd better tell them now. McDonald Funeral Homes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/983/364/3d3.jpeg)
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Happy New Year
![MAY ALL YOUR TROUBLES BE AS SHORT AS YOUR LAS NEW YEARS RESOLUTION](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/983/362/d2b.jpeg)
![MAY ALL YOUR TROUBLES BE AS SHORT AS YOUR LAS NEW YEARS RESOLUTION](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/983/362/d2b.jpeg)
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So, basically heaven?
![IS THIS HEAVEN? * NO, IT'S THE $1.00 CAR WASH Storage Mart 1-877-STORAGE Boxes Storage-Mart.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/983/359/1e1.jpeg)
![IS THIS HEAVEN? * NO, IT'S THE $1.00 CAR WASH Storage Mart 1-877-STORAGE Boxes Storage-Mart.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/983/359/1e1.jpeg)
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Host...less?
![NOW HIRING PART TIME HOSTLESS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/983/357/58f.jpeg)
![NOW HIRING PART TIME HOSTLESS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/983/357/58f.jpeg)
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Saving water
![ONE FLUSH PER "CUSTOMER" PLEASE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/983/355/7ff.jpeg)
![ONE FLUSH PER "CUSTOMER" PLEASE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/983/355/7ff.jpeg)
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That adds up
![Men Women NO SHIRT NO SERVICE NO SHIRT FREE DRINKS!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/983/354/db4.jpeg)
![Men Women NO SHIRT NO SERVICE NO SHIRT FREE DRINKS!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/983/354/db4.jpeg)
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That's fair
![c Lamp EASTERN IMPORTS WARNING CHILDREN LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE SOLD TO THE CIRCUS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/983/351/fd4.jpeg)
![c Lamp EASTERN IMPORTS WARNING CHILDREN LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE SOLD TO THE CIRCUS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/983/351/fd4.jpeg)
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Sounds yummy
![PIZZA SOUP JUICE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/983/350/64a.jpeg)
![PIZZA SOUP JUICE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/983/350/64a.jpeg)
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Not creepy at all...
![MEA PRKET ca-Cola AEEDERAL COURT HAS ORDERED PHILIP MORRIS U S USA 6 R.J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO TO STATE * More people die every year from smoking than from murder, AIDS, suicide, drugs, car crashes, and alcohol, combined. BUDT LIGHT BIGHL 油飯 Red Bu PUSH](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/981/109/8b1.jpeg)
![MEA PRKET ca-Cola AEEDERAL COURT HAS ORDERED PHILIP MORRIS U S USA 6 R.J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO TO STATE * More people die every year from smoking than from murder, AIDS, suicide, drugs, car crashes, and alcohol, combined. BUDT LIGHT BIGHL 油飯 Red Bu PUSH](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/981/109/8b1.jpeg)
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