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Anonymous CNA WHEN YOUR SON IS 40 AND HAS AUTISM- AND YOU'RE GETTING ON IN AGE cha 12/11/24(Wed) 20:28:03 No.79725188 NEETbros, what are your plans after your parents die? 116 KB JPG : Anonymous >>79725188 (OP) # 12/11/24(Wed) 20:40:18 No.79725274 >acquire a paid off house >get part time night shift job to pay for food and utilities >drive a cheap reliable japanese car that doesn't need much upkeep I don't give a f--- about starting a family or traveling so I really don't see why this wouldn't work.
Anonymous CNA WHEN YOUR SON IS 40 AND HAS AUTISM- AND YOU'RE GETTING ON IN AGE cha 12/11/24(Wed) 20:28:03 No.79725188 NEETbros, what are your plans after your parents die? 116 KB JPG : Anonymous >>79725188 (OP) # 12/11/24(Wed) 20:40:18 No.79725274 >acquire a paid off house >get part time night shift job to pay for food and utilities >drive a cheap reliable japanese car that doesn't need much upkeep I don't give a f--- about starting a family or traveling so I really don't see why this wouldn't work.

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Anon wants to watch show called the Girls because he's straight??? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)21:47:46 No.200889682 3285682460934.png 407 KB PNG >can show butts, d---- and male assholes >but can't show a woman's t--- 1 PLEDGE A TO THE THE UNITE OF AM
Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)21:47:46 No.200889682 3285682460934.png 407 KB PNG >can show butts, d---- and male assholes >but can't show a woman's t--- 1 PLEDGE A TO THE THE UNITE OF AM

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Anon works the night shift | /r/Greentext

e: 0CF7593E-9F62-4DFD-9127-3(...).jpg (379 KB, 1048x1327) Get a job anon. I work nights as a security guard. Just sit around mostly, would recommend. Had some stress but it worked out ok. >Be me, Security guard for office building on night shift >Same fat hairy guy always works nightshift with me >See some weird code he wrote on a postit >4FA3W4, 6FB7N9, 5FA8W7 >Watch him on video cameras going in to offices >think hes stealing s--- >Im f------ scared. They would sack us both. I need this job. >Spend next week in fear, decide to ask him >"Hey bro, whats this weird code, is it for the alarms?" >"Nah anon, its locations of chairs that smell good" >"Chairs?" >"I smell the office chairs to see if they smell of p---- or ass, then I check on the building directory to see if a hot girl sits there" >"Ok cool" >IM SO RELIEVED. >He isnt stealing. >Life is good again.
e: 0CF7593E-9F62-4DFD-9127-3(...).jpg (379 KB, 1048x1327) Get a job anon. I work nights as a security guard. Just sit around mostly, would recommend. Had some stress but it worked out ok. >Be me, Security guard for office building on night shift >Same fat hairy guy always works nightshift with me >See some weird code he wrote on a postit >4FA3W4, 6FB7N9, 5FA8W7 >Watch him on video cameras going in to offices >think hes stealing s--- >Im f------ scared. They would sack us both. I need this job. >Spend next week in fear, decide to ask him >"Hey bro, whats this weird code, is it for the alarms?" >"Nah anon, its locations of chairs that smell good" >"Chairs?" >"I smell the office chairs to see if they smell of p---- or ass, then I check on the building directory to see if a hot girl sits there" >"Ok cool" >IM SO RELIEVED. >He isnt stealing. >Life is good again.

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Anon Likes Sony | /r/Greentext

File: Gepn_CrXUAAuihv.jpg (31 KB, 580x606) ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)17:50:16 No.697148784 >>697149702 >>697149768 >>697149850 >>697151395 >Astrobot GOTY >Naughty Dog reveals another future masterpiece Sony f------ won ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)17:53:28 No.697149054 >>697148784 (OP) >lost another game to PC >>697149054 >>697149618 >>697149828 1 game and I don't know why doesn't matter how many studios | buy Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)17:59:55 No.697149618 >>697149803 >>697148784 (OP) What's with Naughty dog and raging lesbians? ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)18:00:53 No.697149702 >>697148784 (OP). Neil has some really f------ awful taste in women h-------- ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)18:01:39 No.697149768 ► >>697148784 (OP) She(?) looks like she regularly stars in facialabuse to get back at her dad. ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)18:02:21 No.697149828 ► >>697149054 They actually lost 2. TLOU2 and FF7 Rebirth. ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)18:02:39 No.697149850 ► >>697148784 (OP) isn't that the goblino from that one school shooting >> ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)18:21:39 No.697151395 ► File: 1731101899231.png (551 KB, 690x726) +100.ESG -1000 ESG >>697148784 (OP) Sony won those DEI funds and nothing else
File: Gepn_CrXUAAuihv.jpg (31 KB, 580x606) ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)17:50:16 No.697148784 >>697149702 >>697149768 >>697149850 >>697151395 >Astrobot GOTY >Naughty Dog reveals another future masterpiece Sony f------ won ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)17:53:28 No.697149054 >>697148784 (OP) >lost another game to PC >>697149054 >>697149618 >>697149828 1 game and I don't know why doesn't matter how many studios | buy Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)17:59:55 No.697149618 >>697149803 >>697148784 (OP) What's with Naughty dog and raging lesbians? ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)18:00:53 No.697149702 >>697148784 (OP). Neil has some really f------ awful taste in women h-------- ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)18:01:39 No.697149768 ► >>697148784 (OP) She(?) looks like she regularly stars in facialabuse to get back at her dad. ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)18:02:21 No.697149828 ► >>697149054 They actually lost 2. TLOU2 and FF7 Rebirth. ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)18:02:39 No.697149850 ► >>697148784 (OP) isn't that the goblino from that one school shooting >> ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)18:21:39 No.697151395 ► File: 1731101899231.png (551 KB, 690x726) +100.ESG -1000 ESG >>697148784 (OP) Sony won those DEI funds and nothing else

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Scatman Anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 13/12/2024, 08:40:11 No.17633942 > be me 52 KB JPEG > be ba ba badda bo, ba ba badda bo, be ba ba badda bo, ba ba badda bo > be Scatman
Anonymous 13/12/2024, 08:40:11 No.17633942 > be me 52 KB JPEG > be ba ba badda bo, ba ba badda bo, be ba ba badda bo, ba ba badda bo > be Scatman

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Peak irony | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_4314.png (8 KB, 1024x512) I'm moving to Canada to get away from immigrants. Anonymous (ID: g7Lz9su/) 12/09/24(Mon)02:06:51 No.490911991 >>490912048 >>490912128 >>490912131 >>490912136 >>490912147 >>490912253 >>490913123 >>490913158 >>490914748 >>490914908 >>490916661 >>490916915 >>490917052 >>490917080 >>490917084 >>490918460 >>490918570 >>490919885 >>490920117 >>490920997 >>490921771 >>490922003 >>490922142 >>490922251 >>490923618 >>490923639 >>490923929 >>490925561 >>490926026 >>490928284 >>490928471 >>490929622 >>490929815 >>490931384 >>490931528 >>490933723 >>490936684 >>490939775 >>490939829 >>490940413 >>490941685 >>490941716 >>490943518 >>490944167 >>490944262 >>490947264 >>490947515 >>490948297 >>490948802 Melbourne has turned into f------ India and I'm sick of it. Sydney is now China. I'm planning to leave Australia and move to Canada to get away from this s---. I've already applied for a visa.
File: IMG_4314.png (8 KB, 1024x512) I'm moving to Canada to get away from immigrants. Anonymous (ID: g7Lz9su/) 12/09/24(Mon)02:06:51 No.490911991 >>490912048 >>490912128 >>490912131 >>490912136 >>490912147 >>490912253 >>490913123 >>490913158 >>490914748 >>490914908 >>490916661 >>490916915 >>490917052 >>490917080 >>490917084 >>490918460 >>490918570 >>490919885 >>490920117 >>490920997 >>490921771 >>490922003 >>490922142 >>490922251 >>490923618 >>490923639 >>490923929 >>490925561 >>490926026 >>490928284 >>490928471 >>490929622 >>490929815 >>490931384 >>490931528 >>490933723 >>490936684 >>490939775 >>490939829 >>490940413 >>490941685 >>490941716 >>490943518 >>490944167 >>490944262 >>490947264 >>490947515 >>490948297 >>490948802 Melbourne has turned into f------ India and I'm sick of it. Sydney is now China. I'm planning to leave Australia and move to Canada to get away from this s---. I've already applied for a visa.

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at least anon still makes good wine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)00:58:34 No.206959353 >be Francis F------ Coppola >be 1972 >make the greatest film of all time >be 1974 >somehow claim TOP spot again >be 1979 >expand the boundaries of cinema to stratospheric heights the likes of which very few films have or ever will approximate >be 1980-present >make a few dozen utterly unwatchable pretentious pieces of dogshit What happened to him tho? Brain tumor? Sheeny curse?
Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)00:58:34 No.206959353 >be Francis F------ Coppola >be 1972 >make the greatest film of all time >be 1974 >somehow claim TOP spot again >be 1979 >expand the boundaries of cinema to stratospheric heights the likes of which very few films have or ever will approximate >be 1980-present >make a few dozen utterly unwatchable pretentious pieces of dogshit What happened to him tho? Brain tumor? Sheeny curse?

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Waldorf and Statler roast /v/ | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 18 KB JPG they have no game >DOHOHOHOHO 12/13/24(Fri)17:03:58 No.697125351 >I hear the /v/ board liked us this year >oh yea? I hear they haven't even played these titles. >yep, it's just like their sex life, >>697127630 # >>697130760 # >>697131216 # >>697138193 # >>697143228 # >>697143520 # >>697147865 #
Anonymous 18 KB JPG they have no game >DOHOHOHOHO 12/13/24(Fri)17:03:58 No.697125351 >I hear the /v/ board liked us this year >oh yea? I hear they haven't even played these titles. >yep, it's just like their sex life, >>697127630 # >>697130760 # >>697131216 # >>697138193 # >>697143228 # >>697143520 # >>697147865 #

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Anon buys crypto | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/13/2024, 12:15:21 AM No.79062436 56 KB JPEG >Be me >Crypto Pleb >Read online about the next coin to go to the moon >osnap.jpg >Read reddit posts to verify info >Reddit Crypto Bros concur >fullsend.png >Make excited reddit post about my first Crypto purchase >Coin immediately goes down >Panic and Cash Out >Coin immediately goes up >mfw
Anonymous 12/13/2024, 12:15:21 AM No.79062436 56 KB JPEG >Be me >Crypto Pleb >Read online about the next coin to go to the moon >osnap.jpg >Read reddit posts to verify info >Reddit Crypto Bros concur >fullsend.png >Make excited reddit post about my first Crypto purchase >Coin immediately goes down >Panic and Cash Out >Coin immediately goes up >mfw

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Anon tries cooking | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/12/2024, 20:45:02 No.30576717 >Be me, 28 142 KB JPEG > Loved poached eggs, but have never made them myself > YouTube "How to poach eggs" "Poached eggs are the cause of so much debate. First, get your skillet...." > Forget it
Anonymous 12/12/2024, 20:45:02 No.30576717 >Be me, 28 142 KB JPEG > Loved poached eggs, but have never made them myself > YouTube "How to poach eggs" "Poached eggs are the cause of so much debate. First, get your skillet...." > Forget it

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Hail to the Chief | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12.12.2024, 21:17:44 No.75464878 > be me 283 KB PNG > 26 years old > handsome looking guy > frustrated about capitalism and corrupt government > decide to do something > gonna kill that CEO > get a gun and prepare for months > finally day arrives > walk to my destination > easy to sneak in > no bodyguards > shoot that Bastard without hesitation > jump on stage > leave Ford's Theatre Pic unrelated.
Anonymous 12.12.2024, 21:17:44 No.75464878 > be me 283 KB PNG > 26 years old > handsome looking guy > frustrated about capitalism and corrupt government > decide to do something > gonna kill that CEO > get a gun and prepare for months > finally day arrives > walk to my destination > easy to sneak in > no bodyguards > shoot that Bastard without hesitation > jump on stage > leave Ford's Theatre Pic unrelated.

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Anon answers a difficult question | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)20:02:57 No.28187105 File: 1375486401415.png (17 KB, 558x528) >>28174133 (OP). >Do you guys care if a female has a innie or outie p----? At this point I can only say... Beggars can't be choosers.
Anonymous 01/23/23(Mon)20:02:57 No.28187105 File: 1375486401415.png (17 KB, 558x528) >>28174133 (OP). >Do you guys care if a female has a innie or outie p----? At this point I can only say... Beggars can't be choosers.

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Typical incel | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB JPG 01/01/19(Tue)14:42:27 No.788795877 >be me >loyal husband and father to two daughters >in kitchen making school lunches for kids >wife of 10 years comes in, criticises me for being too slow as the kids are gonna be late for school >say to her that I'd get it done a bit quicker if she helped out instead of spending half an hour on her hair and makeup >r/greentext mod pops out of the cupboard, rolls his eyes and shakes his head >"typical incel" >winks at my wife and disappears back into cupboard >youngest daughter starts crying >call the police
Anonymous 6 KB JPG 01/01/19(Tue)14:42:27 No.788795877 >be me >loyal husband and father to two daughters >in kitchen making school lunches for kids >wife of 10 years comes in, criticises me for being too slow as the kids are gonna be late for school >say to her that I'd get it done a bit quicker if she helped out instead of spending half an hour on her hair and makeup >r/greentext mod pops out of the cupboard, rolls his eyes and shakes his head >"typical incel" >winks at my wife and disappears back into cupboard >youngest daughter starts crying >call the police

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"Why wouldn't you want an elf wife?" | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/23/21 (Fri)07:09:44 No.63346436 File: marcille.jpg (194 KB, 953x954) >live a long, happy life with your elven wife >she was 200 when you met her >she's 260 now >looks the same as the day you met >be human >die >elf wife suffers and mourns you for hundreds of years alone That's f------ why.
Anonymous 04/23/21 (Fri)07:09:44 No.63346436 File: marcille.jpg (194 KB, 953x954) >live a long, happy life with your elven wife >she was 200 when you met her >she's 260 now >looks the same as the day you met >be human >die >elf wife suffers and mourns you for hundreds of years alone That's f------ why.

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suspicious anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 269 KB JPG Anonymous 12 KB PNG 192 10/28/22(Fri)16:15:12 No. 176162 >watching shame on the airplane >loli next to me keeps looking at my screen how do you discreetly watch a movie on the plane 10/28/22(Fri)16:16:57 No. 1761623 >>176162318 (OP) # >calling actual children "lolis"
: Anonymous 269 KB JPG Anonymous 12 KB PNG 192 10/28/22(Fri)16:15:12 No. 176162 >watching shame on the airplane >loli next to me keeps looking at my screen how do you discreetly watch a movie on the plane 10/28/22(Fri)16:16:57 No. 1761623 >>176162318 (OP) # >calling actual children "lolis"

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Anon is cross eyed | /r/Greentext

393 KB PNG >put on Nickelodeon so my dogs can listen to some cartoons while I step out of the house for a few minutes > Seinfeld is playing W--??? Why are they showing Seinfeld to children? Anonymous 06/01/22(Wed)16:55:44 No.168922082 can you look at me when you're talking? >>168922110 #>>168922189 # Anonymous 06/01/22(Wed)16:56:52 No.168922110 >>168922082 #
393 KB PNG >put on Nickelodeon so my dogs can listen to some cartoons while I step out of the house for a few minutes > Seinfeld is playing W--??? Why are they showing Seinfeld to children? Anonymous 06/01/22(Wed)16:55:44 No.168922082 can you look at me when you're talking? >>168922110 #>>168922189 # Anonymous 06/01/22(Wed)16:56:52 No.168922110 >>168922082 #

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Anon talks about the hated character from Chainsaw Man Part 2 | /r/Greentext

⠀ Anonymous 185 KB PNG 12/11/24(Wed)19:08:46 No.274003924 >"Hehe that look at that SLUT Fumiko lusting after Chainsaw Man thinking he cares about her." >"He doesn't want a dumb Public Safety w---- like her. He wants a pure good girl like me." >"She's dumb and incompetent and useless and she abandoned him when I'm smart and strong and useful and saved him many times." >"Also she's just a fake bitch who doesn't care about him and that's why he loves ME and not her." >"BTW I'm prettier than her even without makeup!" >"ALSO she's dead and I'm alive suck it w----."
⠀ Anonymous 185 KB PNG 12/11/24(Wed)19:08:46 No.274003924 >"Hehe that look at that SLUT Fumiko lusting after Chainsaw Man thinking he cares about her." >"He doesn't want a dumb Public Safety w---- like her. He wants a pure good girl like me." >"She's dumb and incompetent and useless and she abandoned him when I'm smart and strong and useful and saved him many times." >"Also she's just a fake bitch who doesn't care about him and that's why he loves ME and not her." >"BTW I'm prettier than her even without makeup!" >"ALSO she's dead and I'm alive suck it w----."

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Anon doesn't understand Americans. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/12/24(Thu)02:47:44 No.205502000 American just talk to strangers in public like it's the most normal thing 12/12/24(Thu)02:49:01 No.205502031 >>205502000 (OP) # you don't? 186 KB PNG >>205502053 # >>205502061 # >>205502070 # >>205502082 # >>205502263 # >>205503846 # >>205504237 # >>205504279 # >>205504539 # >>205504935 # >>205505196 #
Anonymous 7 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/12/24(Thu)02:47:44 No.205502000 American just talk to strangers in public like it's the most normal thing 12/12/24(Thu)02:49:01 No.205502031 >>205502000 (OP) # you don't? 186 KB PNG >>205502053 # >>205502061 # >>205502070 # >>205502082 # >>205502263 # >>205503846 # >>205504237 # >>205504279 # >>205504539 # >>205504935 # >>205505196 #

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Anon does 9/11 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 388 KB JPG 12/12/24(Thu)00:50:16 No.928542511 > on vacation in jamaica with family > taking my turn entertaining my cousins kid > she's cute as a button > were in the ocean when I get an idea > start having her "fly" into my nephew and his friend > refer to them as the south and north towers and the pentagon > she's loving it "again! again uncle anon!" > say s--- like "we almost have enough to justify an invasion!" "That's a million dead Iraqis!" > doesn't even cross my mind how bad this looks until afterwards Half of me thinks this is the funniest s--- ever, the other half kinda dreads that she might want to play "twin towers" again, or god forbid repeat what she heard in the airport or on the plane
Anonymous 388 KB JPG 12/12/24(Thu)00:50:16 No.928542511 > on vacation in jamaica with family > taking my turn entertaining my cousins kid > she's cute as a button > were in the ocean when I get an idea > start having her "fly" into my nephew and his friend > refer to them as the south and north towers and the pentagon > she's loving it "again! again uncle anon!" > say s--- like "we almost have enough to justify an invasion!" "That's a million dead Iraqis!" > doesn't even cross my mind how bad this looks until afterwards Half of me thinks this is the funniest s--- ever, the other half kinda dreads that she might want to play "twin towers" again, or god forbid repeat what she heard in the airport or on the plane

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Based Tinder interaction | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Strange Encounter 124 KB JPG 12/31/23(Sun)10:12:24 No.911612670 >be me >23 >on tinder >match with 45 year old woman >go to her place to f--- >she insists I call her mommy while f------ >calls me son >she unironically made me a packed lunch before I left What just happened
Anonymous Strange Encounter 124 KB JPG 12/31/23(Sun)10:12:24 No.911612670 >be me >23 >on tinder >match with 45 year old woman >go to her place to f--- >she insists I call her mommy while f------ >calls me son >she unironically made me a packed lunch before I left What just happened

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