File: IMG_4314.png (8 KB, 1024x512) I'm moving to Canada to get away from immigrants. Anonymous (ID: g7Lz9su/) 12/09/24(Mon)02:06:51 No.490911991 >>490912048 >>490912128 >>490912131 >>490912136 >>490912147 >>490912253 >>490913123 >>490913158 >>490914748 >>490914908 >>490916661 >>490916915 >>490917052 >>490917080 >>490917084 >>490918460 >>490918570 >>490919885 >>490920117 >>490920997 >>490921771 >>490922003 >>490922142 >>490922251 >>490923618 >>490923639 >>490923929 >>490925561 >>490926026 >>490928284 >>490928471 >>490929622 >>490929815 >>490931384 >>490931528 >>490933723 >>490936684 >>490939775 >>490939829 >>490940413 >>490941685 >>490941716 >>490943518 >>490944167 >>490944262 >>490947264 >>490947515 >>490948297 >>490948802 Melbourne has turned into f------ India and I'm sick of it. Sydney is now China. I'm planning to leave Australia and move to Canada to get away from this s---. I've already applied for a visa.

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: Anonymous 2006 12/13/24(Fri)07:55:06 No.697189329 GRANT SEQUEL OFFICIAL TRAILER hq720 (1).jpg 67 KB JPG >Okami Sequel >Gears of War E-Day bringing back series' roots >Rumors of remasters of both Oblivion and Twilight Princess The world yearns for 2006

File: Gepn_CrXUAAuihv.jpg (31 KB, 580x606) ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)17:50:16 No.697148784 >>697149702 >>697149768 >>697149850 >>697151395 >Astrobot GOTY >Naughty Dog reveals another future masterpiece Sony f------ won ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)17:53:28 No.697149054 >>697148784 (OP) >lost another game to PC >>697149054 >>697149618 >>697149828 1 game and I don't know why doesn't matter how many studios | buy Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)17:59:55 No.697149618 >>697149803 >>697148784 (OP) What's with Naughty dog and raging lesbians? ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)18:00:53 No.697149702 >>697148784 (OP). Neil has some really f------ awful taste in women h-------- ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)18:01:39 No.697149768 ► >>697148784 (OP) She(?) looks like she regularly stars in facialabuse to get back at her dad. ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)18:02:21 No.697149828 ► >>697149054 They actually lost 2. TLOU2 and FF7 Rebirth. ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)18:02:39 No.697149850 ► >>697148784 (OP) isn't that the goblino from that one school shooting >> ☐ Anonymous 12/13/24(Fri)18:21:39 No.697151395 ► File: 1731101899231.png (551 KB, 690x726) +100.ESG -1000 ESG >>697148784 (OP) Sony won those DEI funds and nothing else

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File: IMG_4314.png (8 KB, 1024x512) I'm moving to Canada to get away from immigrants. Anonymous (ID: g7Lz9su/) 12/09/24(Mon)02:06:51 No.490911991 >>490912048 >>490912128 >>490912131 >>490912136 >>490912147 >>490912253 >>490913123 >>490913158 >>490914748 >>490914908 >>490916661 >>490916915 >>490917052 >>490917080 >>490917084 >>490918460 >>490918570 >>490919885 >>490920117 >>490920997 >>490921771 >>490922003 >>490922142 >>490922251 >>490923618 >>490923639 >>490923929 >>490925561 >>490926026 >>490928284 >>490928471 >>490929622 >>490929815 >>490931384 >>490931528 >>490933723 >>490936684 >>490939775 >>490939829 >>490940413 >>490941685 >>490941716 >>490943518 >>490944167 >>490944262 >>490947264 >>490947515 >>490948297 >>490948802 Melbourne has turned into f------ India and I'm sick of it. Sydney is now China. I'm planning to leave Australia and move to Canada to get away from this s---. I've already applied for a visa.

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