Anonymous 388 KB JPG 12/12/24(Thu)00:50:16 No.928542511 > on vacation in jamaica with family > taking my turn entertaining my cousins kid > she's cute as a button > were in the ocean when I get an idea > start having her "fly" into my nephew and his friend > refer to them as the south and north towers and the pentagon > she's loving it "again! again uncle anon!" > say s--- like "we almost have enough to justify an invasion!" "That's a million dead Iraqis!" > doesn't even cross my mind how bad this looks until afterwards Half of me thinks this is the funniest s--- ever, the other half kinda dreads that she might want to play "twin towers" again, or god forbid repeat what she heard in the airport or on the plane

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: csHm5+uX) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/11/24(Wed)11:53:34 No.491144817 263 KB JPG Since this place is going to be littered with security cameras from now on, was this the last get away spot in America? Anonymous (ID: fkm6NKaX ) [ >>491144817 (OP) 12/11/24(Wed)11:55:29 No.491144969 >literally the must public park in the world >last getaway spot in the us Are burgers retarded? Anonymous (ID: ezBvirCP) >>491144817 (OP) Just have gay sex at home, retard. 12/11/24(Wed)11:57:35 No.491145133

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Anonymous 388 KB JPG 12/12/24(Thu)00:50:16 No.928542511 > on vacation in jamaica with family > taking my turn entertaining my cousins kid > she's cute as a button > were in the ocean when I get an idea > start having her "fly" into my nephew and his friend > refer to them as the south and north towers and the pentagon > she's loving it "again! again uncle anon!" > say s--- like "we almost have enough to justify an invasion!" "That's a million dead Iraqis!" > doesn't even cross my mind how bad this looks until afterwards Half of me thinks this is the funniest s--- ever, the other half kinda dreads that she might want to play "twin towers" again, or god forbid repeat what she heard in the airport or on the plane

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