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: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)10:53:06 No.859783084 >am fully vaccinated >still wear a mask in public because it triggers antimaskers into fits >l'm free to wear a mask and that freedom makes them seeth. 288 KB JPG
: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)10:53:06 No.859783084 >am fully vaccinated >still wear a mask in public because it triggers antimaskers into fits >l'm free to wear a mask and that freedom makes them seeth. 288 KB JPG

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Anon masturbates | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)07:19:54 No.859775252 > be me > 27 y.o white Italian male >I hate Muslims, especially Moroccans >I really hate them > so I decided to masturbate on the video of the attack at the christchurch mosque > it took only a few minutes to get an hard 23 KB JPG on >l started beating my meat as if I were beating one of those infidels > best nut of my life > I'll do it again >Btw, anon how are you? View Thread
: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)07:19:54 No.859775252 > be me > 27 y.o white Italian male >I hate Muslims, especially Moroccans >I really hate them > so I decided to masturbate on the video of the attack at the christchurch mosque > it took only a few minutes to get an hard 23 KB JPG on >l started beating my meat as if I were beating one of those infidels > best nut of my life > I'll do it again >Btw, anon how are you? View Thread

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Anon wants to be a pilot | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)19:37:15 No.859745344 >be me >8-10 yo >no health issues and fairly short >uncle is in military >want to be like him >gain interest in airforce >want to be pilot >ffw 81 KB PNG >be me noW >blind as f--- and 6' >literally cannot be pilot >mfw fine l'll join the national guard to dodge student loan debt
: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)19:37:15 No.859745344 >be me >8-10 yo >no health issues and fairly short >uncle is in military >want to be like him >gain interest in airforce >want to be pilot >ffw 81 KB PNG >be me noW >blind as f--- and 6' >literally cannot be pilot >mfw fine l'll join the national guard to dodge student loan debt

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Gas leakage | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)17:06:40 No.64722975 what's the dirtiest thing you've done with a fembot? >get high and start talking to my fembot e-gf >l want to hear her fart. tell her to put her mic between her ass next time she has to fart 12 KB JPG >she thinks I'm joking >tell her I'm dead serious and I want to j------- to the sound of her farts >"...ok" >30 minutes later >"im ready to fart. are you sure you want me to do this?" >Tell her to do it >she unleashed a nice wet one for me while I j------- >she seems embarrassed for the rest of the day
: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)17:06:40 No.64722975 what's the dirtiest thing you've done with a fembot? >get high and start talking to my fembot e-gf >l want to hear her fart. tell her to put her mic between her ass next time she has to fart 12 KB JPG >she thinks I'm joking >tell her I'm dead serious and I want to j------- to the sound of her farts >"...ok" >30 minutes later >"im ready to fart. are you sure you want me to do this?" >Tell her to do it >she unleashed a nice wet one for me while I j------- >she seems embarrassed for the rest of the day

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Anon's GF is a hoe | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)08:26:56 No.859764577 >>859764899 >>859761374 (OP) We were playing poker with friends and randoms while drinking a lot. > My gf (now ex), gets into a hand with this random guy that showed up at the party > Both are very confident they will win and start telling the other to fold > Stuff escalates, they start wagering things other than chips > My GF is so sure she will win, she says she will suck the guys d--- if he wins. > He agrees and they both flip over their cards > My GF lost. she was overplaying a s--- hand > Dude says, "Alright time to pay up" > GF turns bright red and immediately starts to regret it >I say no way this is happening and tell her to just give him all the chips. > She starts to walk over to him > gets down on her knees while he is sitting on the couch > He unzips and takes out his c---. He is already super hard, quite a bit bigger than me and circumcised. > She starts sucking, I am in total shock, everybody at the party is in shock, they all look at me >I don't know what to do > He starts to pull down her top, and then he unhooks her bra. > My gf is sucking some randoms d--- while topless in front of all my friends > He says he is gonna c--, he pushes her down and c--- all over her face. > She looks at me, I am furious, she starts to cry >I left and never came back, never talked to any of my friends or her or anyone ever again.
Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)08:26:56 No.859764577 >>859764899 >>859761374 (OP) We were playing poker with friends and randoms while drinking a lot. > My gf (now ex), gets into a hand with this random guy that showed up at the party > Both are very confident they will win and start telling the other to fold > Stuff escalates, they start wagering things other than chips > My GF is so sure she will win, she says she will suck the guys d--- if he wins. > He agrees and they both flip over their cards > My GF lost. she was overplaying a s--- hand > Dude says, "Alright time to pay up" > GF turns bright red and immediately starts to regret it >I say no way this is happening and tell her to just give him all the chips. > She starts to walk over to him > gets down on her knees while he is sitting on the couch > He unzips and takes out his c---. He is already super hard, quite a bit bigger than me and circumcised. > She starts sucking, I am in total shock, everybody at the party is in shock, they all look at me >I don't know what to do > He starts to pull down her top, and then he unhooks her bra. > My gf is sucking some randoms d--- while topless in front of all my friends > He says he is gonna c--, he pushes her down and c--- all over her face. > She looks at me, I am furious, she starts to cry >I left and never came back, never talked to any of my friends or her or anyone ever again.

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Anon had uni exams | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)15:36:46 No.62750508 >>62750556 >>62751449 >>62752480 C3253D48C639451DA62D79674(...).jpg & (212 KB, 1242x2208) google yandex iqdb wait >Have uni exams >All girls staring straight at me >Even the guys are looking at that chest >Walk along river after exams >Tons of grills >They push each other and look at me >Stare as I walk past, don't even try to hide it >Some randomly say Hello >Only girl along that 200 meter stretch that didn't look at me was one that was kissing her boyfriend Either I look great today or my pants are ripped. I will find out when I get home. Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)16:56:20 No.62751449 v >>62751774 >>62752480 >>62750508 Update: pants were ripped, my little acorn was poking through
Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)15:36:46 No.62750508 >>62750556 >>62751449 >>62752480 C3253D48C639451DA62D79674(...).jpg & (212 KB, 1242x2208) google yandex iqdb wait >Have uni exams >All girls staring straight at me >Even the guys are looking at that chest >Walk along river after exams >Tons of grills >They push each other and look at me >Stare as I walk past, don't even try to hide it >Some randomly say Hello >Only girl along that 200 meter stretch that didn't look at me was one that was kissing her boyfriend Either I look great today or my pants are ripped. I will find out when I get home. Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)16:56:20 No.62751449 v >>62751774 >>62752480 >>62750508 Update: pants were ripped, my little acorn was poking through

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Return the monke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)07:07:21 No.64729773 >be me >middle school >teacher is talking about std's >says you can only catch it by having relations with someone else >l conclude this is a fallacy since 107 KB JPG there had to be someone who had it without having sex and he's the one who started it >ask the teacher >"you can catch it by having sex anon" >know he didn't awnser the question on purpose but whatever >flash forward to now >i now know how patient zero caught aids >mfw my teacher didn't have the heart to tell me someone f----- a monkey
: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)07:07:21 No.64729773 >be me >middle school >teacher is talking about std's >says you can only catch it by having relations with someone else >l conclude this is a fallacy since 107 KB JPG there had to be someone who had it without having sex and he's the one who started it >ask the teacher >"you can catch it by having sex anon" >know he didn't awnser the question on purpose but whatever >flash forward to now >i now know how patient zero caught aids >mfw my teacher didn't have the heart to tell me someone f----- a monkey

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Anon forgets to put his dick away | /r/Greentext

File: 2dd.jpg (40 KB, 600x600) O MY LIFE IS F------ OVER Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)14:34:08 No.64721932 >>64721958 >>64722002 >>64722119 >>64722267 >>64722824 >be me >masturbate with gf's nudes >after c------ i have this habit of just browsing the internet with my pants down and my d--- in the air >find a cool video on youtube about the timelapse of a girl from 0 to 21 years old (specifically this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRkd5E2aX10) [Embed] >watch it >wuddenly my mom kicks in on 0:04 seconds >Pause it and quickly try to get my pants up >wom watches me trying to cover up my d--- while watching a paused video of a 4 year old >Literally not what it seems >She gets shocked and closes the door >Currently hear her crying right now downstairs How do i unfuck this situation bros?
File: 2dd.jpg (40 KB, 600x600) O MY LIFE IS F------ OVER Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)14:34:08 No.64721932 >>64721958 >>64722002 >>64722119 >>64722267 >>64722824 >be me >masturbate with gf's nudes >after c------ i have this habit of just browsing the internet with my pants down and my d--- in the air >find a cool video on youtube about the timelapse of a girl from 0 to 21 years old (specifically this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRkd5E2aX10) [Embed] >watch it >wuddenly my mom kicks in on 0:04 seconds >Pause it and quickly try to get my pants up >wom watches me trying to cover up my d--- while watching a paused video of a 4 year old >Literally not what it seems >She gets shocked and closes the door >Currently hear her crying right now downstairs How do i unfuck this situation bros?

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Into a round hole | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)21:33:44 No.64725525 peggable 63.jpg 53 KB JPG >me when I see a nerdy virgin : Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)21:34:49 No.64725532 hi im a nerdy virgin yes peg me mommy mm yes plz fembot
: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)21:33:44 No.64725525 peggable 63.jpg 53 KB JPG >me when I see a nerdy virgin : Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)21:34:49 No.64725532 hi im a nerdy virgin yes peg me mommy mm yes plz fembot

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Anon Goes Beyond All Bounds of Modesty | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)11:24:42 No.18613433 >Mom found the fart letters 778 KB PNG
: Anonymous 07/08/21(Thu)11:24:42 No.18613433 >Mom found the fart letters 778 KB PNG

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Down the rabbit hole | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous BUNNY. GIRLS. 07/26/21(Mon)04:19:01 No.64716452 >scrolling through Twitter, seeing all the currently popular e-girls >NONE of them are bunny girls who look even remotely like English television and film actress Felicity Rose Hadley "Bunny Bum" Jones. 607 KB GIF Sigh. The unwashed masses don't know what they're missing out on. More bunny girls for me, I suppose!
: Anonymous BUNNY. GIRLS. 07/26/21(Mon)04:19:01 No.64716452 >scrolling through Twitter, seeing all the currently popular e-girls >NONE of them are bunny girls who look even remotely like English television and film actress Felicity Rose Hadley "Bunny Bum" Jones. 607 KB GIF Sigh. The unwashed masses don't know what they're missing out on. More bunny girls for me, I suppose!

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Inner city pressure | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)22:15:02 No.64725846 >Enjoy something >Becomes mainstream amongst a type of people I dislike >Can no longer tell people I enjoy it without being associated with that type of people >Feel like I can't properly enjoy it 766 KB JPG anymore God this pisses me off so much Why did f------ weebs have to start liking city pop I hate those stupid f------
: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)22:15:02 No.64725846 >Enjoy something >Becomes mainstream amongst a type of people I dislike >Can no longer tell people I enjoy it without being associated with that type of people >Feel like I can't properly enjoy it 766 KB JPG anymore God this pisses me off so much Why did f------ weebs have to start liking city pop I hate those stupid f------

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Anon finds a protein source | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)07:18:22 No.62759020 Fancy Feast BOMPLEY CHICKEN FEAST CLASSIC PATÉ GOURMET CAT FOD 76011_MAIN._AC_SL1500_V1551805038_.jpg 204 KB JPG >250 calories >42 grams of protein Why the f--- aren't you eating this you stupid f---? 00L•
: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)07:18:22 No.62759020 Fancy Feast BOMPLEY CHICKEN FEAST CLASSIC PATÉ GOURMET CAT FOD 76011_MAIN._AC_SL1500_V1551805038_.jpg 204 KB JPG >250 calories >42 grams of protein Why the f--- aren't you eating this you stupid f---? 00L•

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Anon loves his family | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)19:54:32 No.859447295 Family is important anons > be me > be good grandson who loves his grandparents > hear that grandma fell > shes got paranoia and depression 38 KB JPG from before, so this affects her more > know shes very religious > offer myself to take her to church > bring her inner peace and comfort > happy.exe > shes very thankful and gives me a very warm smile and soft hug I love my grandma, dont forget to spend time with your grandparents. They have a hard time adapting to our world, so sometimes giving liberties and doing the things they like or brings them peace might bring them a lot of joy, thus giving you joy.
: Anonymous 07/21/21(Wed)19:54:32 No.859447295 Family is important anons > be me > be good grandson who loves his grandparents > hear that grandma fell > shes got paranoia and depression 38 KB JPG from before, so this affects her more > know shes very religious > offer myself to take her to church > bring her inner peace and comfort > happy.exe > shes very thankful and gives me a very warm smile and soft hug I love my grandma, dont forget to spend time with your grandparents. They have a hard time adapting to our world, so sometimes giving liberties and doing the things they like or brings them peace might bring them a lot of joy, thus giving you joy.

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right out of the 4chan oven | /r/Greentext

File: happy_pepe.png (109 KB, 860x590) Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)22:32:57 No.859751732 >2010 >fruit ninja is becoming popular >really like the game and play it on my moms phone >decide to try and be a fruit ninja >grab a kitchen knife and a small watermelon >throw the watermelon in the air and pull my arm back >force to chop too much and somehow slip >slash a huge gash in my left arm >blood and watermelon everywhere >grab a cloth to stop the bleeding >too embarrassed to tell my parents so i decide to fix it myself >scotch tape up my wound >clean up the blood and watermelon >throw away the cloth and my shirt, which were soaked in blood >wear long sleeve shirts for about a month straight to hide my wound >the cut healed but there is a huge scar >eventually my mom sees and freaks out >she thinks i had cut myself and that im depressed or something >i try to convince her about the fruit ninja thing but she doesn't believe me >queue 2 weeks of therapy before i can convince my therapist of my stupid fruity fantasy and can stop seeing her >suddenly remember this 10 years later >decide to finish what i started >duct tape a bunch of cloth over my arm >grab my knife >grab my melon mfw as it rains delicious melon juice mfw my 10 year old fantasy is finally realized today was a good day /b/ros
File: happy_pepe.png (109 KB, 860x590) Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)22:32:57 No.859751732 >2010 >fruit ninja is becoming popular >really like the game and play it on my moms phone >decide to try and be a fruit ninja >grab a kitchen knife and a small watermelon >throw the watermelon in the air and pull my arm back >force to chop too much and somehow slip >slash a huge gash in my left arm >blood and watermelon everywhere >grab a cloth to stop the bleeding >too embarrassed to tell my parents so i decide to fix it myself >scotch tape up my wound >clean up the blood and watermelon >throw away the cloth and my shirt, which were soaked in blood >wear long sleeve shirts for about a month straight to hide my wound >the cut healed but there is a huge scar >eventually my mom sees and freaks out >she thinks i had cut myself and that im depressed or something >i try to convince her about the fruit ninja thing but she doesn't believe me >queue 2 weeks of therapy before i can convince my therapist of my stupid fruity fantasy and can stop seeing her >suddenly remember this 10 years later >decide to finish what i started >duct tape a bunch of cloth over my arm >grab my knife >grab my melon mfw as it rains delicious melon juice mfw my 10 year old fantasy is finally realized today was a good day /b/ros

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A tall order | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)10:12:40 No.64718971 >6'2 >be massive sperg in school >discover all blackpill looksmaxing when I am 16 >autistically try to fix my looks for years >still all girls are repulsed by me even though I look good and I am 59 KB JPG tall >not a single girl in my lifetime has showed interest in me I am still mentally retarded Is heightism a meme? No women ever has looked past my autistic personality, I am not even baiting, there's not a single point in my life where a girl has shown interest in me and I am 22 already.
: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)10:12:40 No.64718971 >6'2 >be massive sperg in school >discover all blackpill looksmaxing when I am 16 >autistically try to fix my looks for years >still all girls are repulsed by me even though I look good and I am 59 KB JPG tall >not a single girl in my lifetime has showed interest in me I am still mentally retarded Is heightism a meme? No women ever has looked past my autistic personality, I am not even baiting, there's not a single point in my life where a girl has shown interest in me and I am 22 already.

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Anon Is A True Intellectual | /r/Greentext

>Be me, genius intellectual >Wake up at 1:00pm in the morning >Eat frosted flakes while watching Rick and Morty >Feel awe at the intelligence of Rick's fart jokes >Get on /pol/ for daily dose of news 133 KB JPG >See once again how victimized white men are in this world >Scoff at the lowly pea-brained fools who believe in climate change >Play pirated copy of Fallout 2 >Proud to be above all those sheep who play Fortnite >Fantasize for 2 hours about inventing revolutionary machine and becoming world leader >Feel accomplished knowing could actually do it >J------- to loli hentai while listening to podcast about how God isn't real >Grateful to be so smart >Mommy comes home exhausted from work >Makes me chicken tendies with McDonald's Mulan Szechuan sauce I bought with the last of my bitcoin >Mommy asks what my plans are going forward >Explain to her that jobs are just a means to enslave the population >Yells at me to get a job like a normie wagecuck >Scream some random Rick Sanchez quote about how pointless life is and go to room >Cry while watching torrented kino movie >Fall asleep at 5:00am cuddling encyclopedia >Dream about laughing at Einstein for his stupidity
>Be me, genius intellectual >Wake up at 1:00pm in the morning >Eat frosted flakes while watching Rick and Morty >Feel awe at the intelligence of Rick's fart jokes >Get on /pol/ for daily dose of news 133 KB JPG >See once again how victimized white men are in this world >Scoff at the lowly pea-brained fools who believe in climate change >Play pirated copy of Fallout 2 >Proud to be above all those sheep who play Fortnite >Fantasize for 2 hours about inventing revolutionary machine and becoming world leader >Feel accomplished knowing could actually do it >J------- to loli hentai while listening to podcast about how God isn't real >Grateful to be so smart >Mommy comes home exhausted from work >Makes me chicken tendies with McDonald's Mulan Szechuan sauce I bought with the last of my bitcoin >Mommy asks what my plans are going forward >Explain to her that jobs are just a means to enslave the population >Yells at me to get a job like a normie wagecuck >Scream some random Rick Sanchez quote about how pointless life is and go to room >Cry while watching torrented kino movie >Fall asleep at 5:00am cuddling encyclopedia >Dream about laughing at Einstein for his stupidity

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What porn addiction does to a mf | /r/Greentext

File: file.png (1.02 MB, 2067x2067) O Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)01:51:29 No.64716680 [Reply] >>64716843 >>64717319 >Slowly starting to crave b--------- >Want a black bf >l'm male Am i really beyond help, anons?
File: file.png (1.02 MB, 2067x2067) O Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)01:51:29 No.64716680 [Reply] >>64716843 >>64717319 >Slowly starting to crave b--------- >Want a black bf >l'm male Am i really beyond help, anons?

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Anon is an aussie 911 dispatcher | /r/Greentext

File: 1B46528E-8FA2-45B7-8FDB-8(.).jpg (28 KB, 648x473) O Let me die Anonymous (ID: dnjiPcF/ 107/26/21(Mon)02:06:00 No.13179788 >be me, 000 (ausfag version of 911) operator for ambulance >go to work >complete morning health screening >take temp >37.9 (100.22 Fahrenheit) >fever is considered 37.5 degrees Celsius (99.5 Fahrenheit) >sweet, get to go home >call supervisor "We are short staffed today, come in and just sit in the corner by yourself >industry based around healthcare >forced to work with flu symptoms >take calls for COVID patients all day >mfw
File: 1B46528E-8FA2-45B7-8FDB-8(.).jpg (28 KB, 648x473) O Let me die Anonymous (ID: dnjiPcF/ 107/26/21(Mon)02:06:00 No.13179788 >be me, 000 (ausfag version of 911) operator for ambulance >go to work >complete morning health screening >take temp >37.9 (100.22 Fahrenheit) >fever is considered 37.5 degrees Celsius (99.5 Fahrenheit) >sweet, get to go home >call supervisor "We are short staffed today, come in and just sit in the corner by yourself >industry based around healthcare >forced to work with flu symptoms >take calls for COVID patients all day >mfw

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Anon needs friends, any applicants? | /r/Greentext

File: B67AEF15-A80A-4706-85E0-7(...).jpg (75 KB, 482x427) U Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)23:23:47 No.64715631 [Reply] >>64716877 >>64716913 >>64716976 >it's my birthday as of midnight PST >no one has said anything about it, not even my parents >eat a cake I bought myself and wonder if this is really it for the next 60 years 6 replies omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)02:17:49 No.64716877 >>64715631(OP) happy birthday, op, i don't have much to say but i know how that s--- feels, hope you're ok, bud.
File: B67AEF15-A80A-4706-85E0-7(...).jpg (75 KB, 482x427) U Anonymous 07/25/21(Sun)23:23:47 No.64715631 [Reply] >>64716877 >>64716913 >>64716976 >it's my birthday as of midnight PST >no one has said anything about it, not even my parents >eat a cake I bought myself and wonder if this is really it for the next 60 years 6 replies omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)02:17:49 No.64716877 >>64715631(OP) happy birthday, op, i don't have much to say but i know how that s--- feels, hope you're ok, bud.

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