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>Be me, genius intellectual >Wake up at 1:00pm in the morning >Eat frosted flakes while watching Rick and Morty >Feel awe at the intelligence of Rick's fart jokes >Get on /pol/ for daily dose of news 133 KB JPG >See once again how victimized white men are in this world >Scoff at the lowly pea-brained fools who believe in climate change >Play pirated copy of Fallout 2 >Proud to be above all those sheep who play Fortnite >Fantasize for 2 hours about inventing revolutionary machine and becoming world leader >Feel accomplished knowing could actually do it >J------- to loli hentai while listening to podcast about how God isn't real >Grateful to be so smart >Mommy comes home exhausted from work >Makes me chicken tendies with McDonald's Mulan Szechuan sauce I bought with the last of my bitcoin >Mommy asks what my plans are going forward >Explain to her that jobs are just a means to enslave the population >Yells at me to get a job like a normie wagecuck >Scream some random Rick Sanchez quote about how pointless life is and go to room >Cry while watching torrented kino movie >Fall asleep at 5:00am cuddling encyclopedia >Dream about laughing at Einstein for his stupidity

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Anonymous 10/03/23(Tue)19:37:53 No.74942969 >watch news >hatsune miku >go on youtube >hatsune miku >go on reddit >hatsune miku 2.04 MB PNG >go on 4chan >hatsune miku What kind of psyop even is this? Why are all the wealthiest and most powerful organisations in the world all working in unison to promote Hatsune f------ Miku?
Anonymous how do i survive this is span Motan O 529 KB JPG >no greentexts 01/27/25(Mon)21:20:58 No.930562186 >be me >redditfag >be left economically but also racist >r/shitposting deletes any memes about anyone but whites >find r/Fardballsland >not every meme is a repost >actual humans post there >and finally memes about pajeets, asians, blacks and whites >freespeech.png >have a source for good memes, racist memes, good reaction images and like-minded people >sub gets banned for spreading hate >every replacement gets banned >see post about it getting banned >redditfags in the comments are racist against whites >none of them get banned or even deleted /b/tards what the f--- do i do? I cant use 4chin because either its just p--- or s----- conspiracy posts, no memes or real engangement. Twitter is a f------ fake news circlejerk and I am not using that. Is there any subreddit I can use without getting aids from those cucks?
: Anonymous (ID: Avnkis08 ) False R--- Accusation 593 KB JPG 01/27/25(Mon)07:35:02 No.49557226 >be brother >go to university on scholarship to become a cyber security something >has sex with girl at party apparently high on ecstasy >a week later claims he r---- her because she was high he had no idea and she according to the police report didn't tell him she was high but it was still according to her because she wasn't in the right state of mind >police dropped the case immediately >brother loses all his friends and becomes a social pariah overnight >brother gets the s--- beat out of him twice to the point of needing to go to the hospital >brother loses scholarship and goes to local college and they kick him out of that too because of the accusation >brother works retail for a few years and tries to go into a trade but apparently they can see it on your criminal history even if the police never took the case >brother works retail for a few years then quits and neets >w---- who ruined his life ODed on heroin at some point and her family is now fishing for sympathy and money on Facebook TLDR lying w---- ruined my brothers life How are people just ok with this? That w---- ruined my brother life for no reason and everyone did everything to play along with her victim fantasy. 15 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
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