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Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)15:36:46 No.62750508 >>62750556 >>62751449 >>62752480 C3253D48C639451DA62D79674(...).jpg & (212 KB, 1242x2208) google yandex iqdb wait >Have uni exams >All girls staring straight at me >Even the guys are looking at that chest >Walk along river after exams >Tons of grills >They push each other and look at me >Stare as I walk past, don't even try to hide it >Some randomly say Hello >Only girl along that 200 meter stretch that didn't look at me was one that was kissing her boyfriend Either I look great today or my pants are ripped. I will find out when I get home. Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)16:56:20 No.62751449 v >>62751774 >>62752480 >>62750508 Update: pants were ripped, my little acorn was poking through

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File: images (1).jpg (7 KB, 228x221) Go to the gym and seek self improvement ffs Anonymous 11/30/24(Sat)21:49:58 No.32380026 >be me >have best friend for 5 years >let's call him Dave >Dave has been in love with his childhood friend/crush since grade 1 >we'll call her Abigail > She is active in sports and has an excellent grade in uni >Abigail gets a boyfriend >dude is a gym Chad™ >Dave goes full rage mode >rants to me about how "Chads" steal all the girls and women only like jerks >Dave says Abigail's bf treats her like crap and sleeps with lot of women >actually met Abigail's bf >he's legit the nicest guy I've met >Christian, has never slept with women, devout but doesn't push it on anyone >major in peace studies and wants to become a charity worker abroad >dude even helped me out at the gym >went from skinny as hell to gaining 10kg in 2 months thanks to him >We play basketball together with his bros >Dave, meanwhile, is lazy, overweight, watches anime/LoL all day, and spams edgy s--- on 4chan >bro, get your act together Dave, I know you're reading this because you live on /b/. Abigail didn't pick her bf just because he's jacked. She picked him because he's actually a decent human being. Take a hard look at yourself and stop spreading lies about someone who's better than you in every way. Touch some grass, bro.
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pink >be me, pink floyd fan floyd the 31 KB JPG final out >1983 >new pink floyd album released >"the final cut >go out and buy record >return home >gee, let's hope it isn't about roger waters' dad dying again >start record >"tell me true, tell me why, was Jesus crucified" >great so far >"was it for this that... daddy died" >godfuckingdammit.png >rip pin off >fling record out window >well, hopefully they return to their usual quality next album
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