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File: happy_pepe.png (109 KB, 860x590) Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)22:32:57 No.859751732 >2010 >fruit ninja is becoming popular >really like the game and play it on my moms phone >decide to try and be a fruit ninja >grab a kitchen knife and a small watermelon >throw the watermelon in the air and pull my arm back >force to chop too much and somehow slip >slash a huge gash in my left arm >blood and watermelon everywhere >grab a cloth to stop the bleeding >too embarrassed to tell my parents so i decide to fix it myself >scotch tape up my wound >clean up the blood and watermelon >throw away the cloth and my shirt, which were soaked in blood >wear long sleeve shirts for about a month straight to hide my wound >the cut healed but there is a huge scar >eventually my mom sees and freaks out >she thinks i had cut myself and that im depressed or something >i try to convince her about the fruit ninja thing but she doesn't believe me >queue 2 weeks of therapy before i can convince my therapist of my stupid fruity fantasy and can stop seeing her >suddenly remember this 10 years later >decide to finish what i started >duct tape a bunch of cloth over my arm >grab my knife >grab my melon mfw as it rains delicious melon juice mfw my 10 year old fantasy is finally realized today was a good day /b/ros

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File: happy_pepe.png (109 KB, 860x590) Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)22:32:57 No.859751732 >2010 >fruit ninja is becoming popular >really like the game and play it on my moms phone >decide to try and be a fruit ninja >grab a kitchen knife and a small watermelon >throw the watermelon in the air and pull my arm back >force to chop too much and somehow slip >slash a huge gash in my left arm >blood and watermelon everywhere >grab a cloth to stop the bleeding >too embarrassed to tell my parents so i decide to fix it myself >scotch tape up my wound >clean up the blood and watermelon >throw away the cloth and my shirt, which were soaked in blood >wear long sleeve shirts for about a month straight to hide my wound >the cut healed but there is a huge scar >eventually my mom sees and freaks out >she thinks i had cut myself and that im depressed or something >i try to convince her about the fruit ninja thing but she doesn't believe me >queue 2 weeks of therapy before i can convince my therapist of my stupid fruity fantasy and can stop seeing her >suddenly remember this 10 years later >decide to finish what i started >duct tape a bunch of cloth over my arm >grab my knife >grab my melon mfw as it rains delicious melon juice mfw my 10 year old fantasy is finally realized today was a good day /b/ros

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