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Anon's grandfather is racist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/04/23(Sat)00:18:20 No.72438349 >Be me 2 years ago >17 years old >Have a strained relationship with grandfather because he's racist >Always rants about immigrants everytime me and my dad visit him to the point where it gets annoying >One day he offers to drive me home from high school 49 KB JPG >When I get in the car, he says: >"I didn't know your school was infested with a bunch of border hoppers" >I didn't reply to that for a solid 20 seconds >Decide to break the tension >"Yeah but it's also infested with trans people. They're even worse" >Grandpa glances at me with a massive grin on his face >Pats me on the shoulder and cackles >"Hehe, I guess you and I aren't so different after all, anon" >Ffw to now, we've had a solid relationship ever since that day >He now visits me twice a month and always brings beer and pizza Thank you, racist grandpa
: Anonymous 03/04/23(Sat)00:18:20 No.72438349 >Be me 2 years ago >17 years old >Have a strained relationship with grandfather because he's racist >Always rants about immigrants everytime me and my dad visit him to the point where it gets annoying >One day he offers to drive me home from high school 49 KB JPG >When I get in the car, he says: >"I didn't know your school was infested with a bunch of border hoppers" >I didn't reply to that for a solid 20 seconds >Decide to break the tension >"Yeah but it's also infested with trans people. They're even worse" >Grandpa glances at me with a massive grin on his face >Pats me on the shoulder and cackles >"Hehe, I guess you and I aren't so different after all, anon" >Ffw to now, we've had a solid relationship ever since that day >He now visits me twice a month and always brings beer and pizza Thank you, racist grandpa

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Anon be coolin bra, anon dc bout nun | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I be cooling bra idc bout nun >be me 513 KB JPG 03/06/23 (Mon)18:09:31 No.895447799 >friends with girl that I've had feelings for a while >gain enough courage to let her know how I feel >she respectfully rejects me and we're cool with it, its whatever >like a month later she makes a tiktok about when u think you've finally made a guy best friend but he just wants to be in a relationship" this s--- is obviously abt me but idrc, I just have a question; Why do some women act surprised when single men are attracted to them? Like, I can completely understand the frustration and emotional stress it could cause constantly rejecting people, I completely get that. But why is it a surprise that when you talk to a single man and become friends with said single man that he wants to be in a relationship? Isn't it everyones desire to be in a relationship? btw I'm not saying non romantic relationships between men and women arent possible, they very much are, but its like the most logical thing to think that a single man is talking to you because he might see you as a potential partner. Why are you humiliating us online for wanting to find love : Anonymous >>895447799 (OP) # homie bitch probably has a hundred simps just like you 03/06/23 (Mon)18:12:38 No.895447908
Anonymous I be cooling bra idc bout nun >be me 513 KB JPG 03/06/23 (Mon)18:09:31 No.895447799 >friends with girl that I've had feelings for a while >gain enough courage to let her know how I feel >she respectfully rejects me and we're cool with it, its whatever >like a month later she makes a tiktok about when u think you've finally made a guy best friend but he just wants to be in a relationship" this s--- is obviously abt me but idrc, I just have a question; Why do some women act surprised when single men are attracted to them? Like, I can completely understand the frustration and emotional stress it could cause constantly rejecting people, I completely get that. But why is it a surprise that when you talk to a single man and become friends with said single man that he wants to be in a relationship? Isn't it everyones desire to be in a relationship? btw I'm not saying non romantic relationships between men and women arent possible, they very much are, but its like the most logical thing to think that a single man is talking to you because he might see you as a potential partner. Why are you humiliating us online for wanting to find love : Anonymous >>895447799 (OP) # homie bitch probably has a hundred simps just like you 03/06/23 (Mon)18:12:38 No.895447908

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Anon will fight for racism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)16:38:57 No.152132756 >blonde people will be extinct in century 24 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)16:40:52 No.152132840 >>152132756 (OP) # And racism shall prevail so long as I live
: Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)16:38:57 No.152132756 >blonde people will be extinct in century 24 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)16:40:52 No.152132840 >>152132756 (OP) # And racism shall prevail so long as I live

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Anon has an abusive Gf | /r/Greentext

2m (3/7 3:02) 28504647 1 Re 0 Img JPG 57KB (976 × 850) _91408619_55df76d5-2245-41c1-8031-07a4da3f 313f.jpg Does my gf have bpd? >2 days ago >gf has period >im not near her >she says shes hungry >get food delivered to her, expensive >she cries telling me she feels guilty because i pay for her a lot >be me yesterday >mention something funny >somehow that flipped a switch in her brain >im now the most disgusting, fragile, little dicked "white boy" she has ever seen and that she's done with white men how the f--- do your emotions flip like that so much? I feel like I am constantly walking on egg shells around her but I also feel like she needs help and that I want to save her.
2m (3/7 3:02) 28504647 1 Re 0 Img JPG 57KB (976 × 850) _91408619_55df76d5-2245-41c1-8031-07a4da3f 313f.jpg Does my gf have bpd? >2 days ago >gf has period >im not near her >she says shes hungry >get food delivered to her, expensive >she cries telling me she feels guilty because i pay for her a lot >be me yesterday >mention something funny >somehow that flipped a switch in her brain >im now the most disgusting, fragile, little dicked "white boy" she has ever seen and that she's done with white men how the f--- do your emotions flip like that so much? I feel like I am constantly walking on egg shells around her but I also feel like she needs help and that I want to save her.

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anon messed up | /r/Greentext

mfw Anonymous (ID: Av8u6U/c) 05/09/12(Wed)12:06:03 No.398634064 s---, my life is over. > eating a cup of ice cream while lurking > decide to fap and c-- into empty ice cream cup > forget cup on desk > leave room for a moment and notice that cup is gone > mom yells out of kitchen > slowly realize what happened > mom thought it was garbage and believed it was molten ice cream in the cup and drank it > she quickly noticed what it was > can't look into her eyes I'm never going to leave my room and will just starve here. Anonymous (ID: +bNrkr4R) 05/09/12(Wed)12:06:24 No.398634232 comedy gold Anonymous (ID: WK5PDFRO) 05/09/12(Wed)12:06:28 No.398634241 HAHAHAHAHAНАНАНАНА BWAHAHAHAHAH НАНАНАНА AHAHAHAHAHА НАНААНАНАНАНАНАНАНАН АНАНАНАН AHAHAHAHAH HAHAH HAHAHAHAНAНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАН AHAHAHAHAHAAНAНAНAНAНAНАНАНАНА НАНАНАНА НАНАЛ АНАНАН АНАНА АНАНАНАНАНАНАН Anonymous (ID: gkfi+qM6) 05/09/12(Wed)12:08:02 No.398634434 >>398634064 Pics or it didn't happen. AHAHAHAHAHAНАНАНАН AHAHAHAHAAHАНАНАНА АНАНА HAHAHAHAHAHАНАНА НАНАНА HAHAHAHAHAHАНАНАНАН АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА
mfw Anonymous (ID: Av8u6U/c) 05/09/12(Wed)12:06:03 No.398634064 s---, my life is over. > eating a cup of ice cream while lurking > decide to fap and c-- into empty ice cream cup > forget cup on desk > leave room for a moment and notice that cup is gone > mom yells out of kitchen > slowly realize what happened > mom thought it was garbage and believed it was molten ice cream in the cup and drank it > she quickly noticed what it was > can't look into her eyes I'm never going to leave my room and will just starve here. Anonymous (ID: +bNrkr4R) 05/09/12(Wed)12:06:24 No.398634232 comedy gold Anonymous (ID: WK5PDFRO) 05/09/12(Wed)12:06:28 No.398634241 HAHAHAHAHAНАНАНАНА BWAHAHAHAHAH НАНАНАНА AHAHAHAHAHА НАНААНАНАНАНАНАНАНАН АНАНАНАН AHAHAHAHAH HAHAH HAHAHAHAНAНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАН AHAHAHAHAHAAНAНAНAНAНAНАНАНАНА НАНАНАНА НАНАЛ АНАНАН АНАНА АНАНАНАНАНАНАН Anonymous (ID: gkfi+qM6) 05/09/12(Wed)12:08:02 No.398634434 >>398634064 Pics or it didn't happen. AHAHAHAHAHAНАНАНАН AHAHAHAHAAHАНАНАНА АНАНА HAHAHAHAHAHАНАНА НАНАНА HAHAHAHAHAHАНАНАНАН АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА

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Buttermaxxed dogcel | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/15/16(Fri)15:28:05 No.7881736 7881780 >>7882025 >>7882181 78830727883234 File: 766a578cfb021a78ce3bf2c50...).jpg (51 KB, 217x395) ▸ I used to know a guy who developed legit autism because his mom left him home alone a lot when he was a kid and when left to his own devices, he apparently ate nothing but butterdogs Anonymous 07/15/16(Fri)15:43:19 No.78817807881790 >>7881797 >>7883054 >>7881736 >Butterdogs I'm sorry, what ?
Anonymous 07/15/16(Fri)15:28:05 No.7881736 7881780 >>7882025 >>7882181 78830727883234 File: 766a578cfb021a78ce3bf2c50...).jpg (51 KB, 217x395) ▸ I used to know a guy who developed legit autism because his mom left him home alone a lot when he was a kid and when left to his own devices, he apparently ate nothing but butterdogs Anonymous 07/15/16(Fri)15:43:19 No.78817807881790 >>7881797 >>7883054 >>7881736 >Butterdogs I'm sorry, what ?

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Anon likes Harry Potter | /r/Greentext

File: nazi potter.jpg (9 KB, 300x168) Based Harry Potter? Anonymous (ID: oxfiwBqR 01/16/23(Mon)16:05:48 No.412375071 ► >>412375309 WHITE I was re-reading "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ausch- kaban" and came across this. What did J R.R. Rowling mean by this? Any thoughts? "Harry Potter!? What have you been doing in the Gas Chamber of Secrets!? Why is there an Amazon delivery of 14 large ovens? And where TF have all the bank goblins gone!?!" Dumbledore whispered inaudibly, shaking the very foundations of the earth. "It wasn't me boss-teacher. I promise." Harry said, rather r*tardedly. "Very well, I shall blame Slatherine then. 6 million points to Gryff-in-door." Anonymous (ID: SigrMHDF) 01/16/23 (Mon)16:08:54 No.412375309 >>412375071 (OP) They didn't have amazon deliveries back when that was written.
File: nazi potter.jpg (9 KB, 300x168) Based Harry Potter? Anonymous (ID: oxfiwBqR 01/16/23(Mon)16:05:48 No.412375071 ► >>412375309 WHITE I was re-reading "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ausch- kaban" and came across this. What did J R.R. Rowling mean by this? Any thoughts? "Harry Potter!? What have you been doing in the Gas Chamber of Secrets!? Why is there an Amazon delivery of 14 large ovens? And where TF have all the bank goblins gone!?!" Dumbledore whispered inaudibly, shaking the very foundations of the earth. "It wasn't me boss-teacher. I promise." Harry said, rather r*tardedly. "Very well, I shall blame Slatherine then. 6 million points to Gryff-in-door." Anonymous (ID: SigrMHDF) 01/16/23 (Mon)16:08:54 No.412375309 >>412375071 (OP) They didn't have amazon deliveries back when that was written.

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Anon is a master manipulator | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous trick for manipulating people 03/07/23(Tue)10:48:52 No.72476546 33 1530071694075.gif 1.51 MB GIF >act really nice to someone when you meet (not too nice or they'll get suspicious) >do favors and nice stuff for them >wait for them to share some kind of small secret with you >keep that secret for a while so that they trust you more >they trust you with bigger secrets / make themselves more vulnerable to you >keep those secret as well so they trust you even more, ignorant of your true intentions >they trust you even more >continue refraining from betraying their trust >become lifelong friends/companions >they never knew you were actually just tricking them use this information wisely, fellow machiavellians
: Anonymous trick for manipulating people 03/07/23(Tue)10:48:52 No.72476546 33 1530071694075.gif 1.51 MB GIF >act really nice to someone when you meet (not too nice or they'll get suspicious) >do favors and nice stuff for them >wait for them to share some kind of small secret with you >keep that secret for a while so that they trust you more >they trust you with bigger secrets / make themselves more vulnerable to you >keep those secret as well so they trust you even more, ignorant of your true intentions >they trust you even more >continue refraining from betraying their trust >become lifelong friends/companions >they never knew you were actually just tricking them use this information wisely, fellow machiavellians

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Anon is average | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Gateway 87 KB JPG 03/06/23 (Mon)19:11:54 No.895465085 >flacid d--- is below average >boner is above average I AM THE GATEWAY : Anonymous >>895465085 (OP) # op learns what average means 03/06/23 (Mon)19:40:22 No.895466568
Anonymous Gateway 87 KB JPG 03/06/23 (Mon)19:11:54 No.895465085 >flacid d--- is below average >boner is above average I AM THE GATEWAY : Anonymous >>895465085 (OP) # op learns what average means 03/06/23 (Mon)19:40:22 No.895466568

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This is real | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 59 KB JPG 03/06/23 (Mon)13:32:12 No.72469970 >Jerked off all the time >Been sexually active with girls since I was 14 >Always felt like my orgasms were shallow and lackluster >Would always have these moments of disassociation during sex >For some reason my brain would kick on and say, "You're literally just rub skin against one another and activating nerves endings in a biological process that will make you c--" >Always had to tell my brain to shut up and just enjoy it >Recently bought a sex doll >For the first time experience actual passionate sex >Have no clue why, but feel more of a connection with the doll than I've ever had with any sexual partner >Had an intense, twenty second long orgasm >Never produced as much semen as that in my life WHAT THE F--- IS GOING ON?! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Anonymous 59 KB JPG 03/06/23 (Mon)13:32:12 No.72469970 >Jerked off all the time >Been sexually active with girls since I was 14 >Always felt like my orgasms were shallow and lackluster >Would always have these moments of disassociation during sex >For some reason my brain would kick on and say, "You're literally just rub skin against one another and activating nerves endings in a biological process that will make you c--" >Always had to tell my brain to shut up and just enjoy it >Recently bought a sex doll >For the first time experience actual passionate sex >Have no clue why, but feel more of a connection with the doll than I've ever had with any sexual partner >Had an intense, twenty second long orgasm >Never produced as much semen as that in my life WHAT THE F--- IS GOING ON?! WHAT HAPPENED?!

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anon is carmaxxed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 21 KB JPG 03/06/23 (Mon)15:36:01 No.895454860 >be khhv f-- >mad about not having a girlfriend or having sex >pandemic starts, I get depressed after having to make the hard decision to leave my abusive friend group >still sex obsessed >buy my first car, a RD1 CRV >needed some work done to pass inspection >realize that I f------ love working on cars >replaced everything in autistic detail >car runs a lot better than when I first got it >bought a dirt bike to service and f--- around with >Motivated to take care of myself more >notice more girls checking me out, something that hasnt happened prior to me picking up the wrench >realized that sitting at home playing vidya won't get me laid, much less happy >realize that being happy single is actually great >plan on going to racing/mx events to meet like-minded people Did my car cause me to improve my life by accident? 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 21 KB JPG 03/06/23 (Mon)15:36:01 No.895454860 >be khhv f-- >mad about not having a girlfriend or having sex >pandemic starts, I get depressed after having to make the hard decision to leave my abusive friend group >still sex obsessed >buy my first car, a RD1 CRV >needed some work done to pass inspection >realize that I f------ love working on cars >replaced everything in autistic detail >car runs a lot better than when I first got it >bought a dirt bike to service and f--- around with >Motivated to take care of myself more >notice more girls checking me out, something that hasnt happened prior to me picking up the wrench >realized that sitting at home playing vidya won't get me laid, much less happy >realize that being happy single is actually great >plan on going to racing/mx events to meet like-minded people Did my car cause me to improve my life by accident? 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Stupider in Jupiter | /r/Greentext

03/06/23(Mon)14:37:09 No.72472626 >go to local community college for computer programming >get sold 2 online classes that I specifically didn't ask for >fail the classes because I lost motivation, and I don't work well online "teaching" myself >go to another community college where there is a welding program >sign up hoping for welding : Anonymous Her Milk Shake Brings All The Boys To The Yard Wendy's 1.17 MB PNG >nope >take a shitload of prereqs, NOTHING relevant to welding whatsoever >$3k down the f------ drain >failing English writing >no one is telling me when my welding classes start, just "oh your prereqs start at x date" >already started English with a bad grade because I was accepted late and can't do the assignments within the time window that was impossible for me to do >sitting in a zoom call currently re-evaluating my life choices I f------ hate college
03/06/23(Mon)14:37:09 No.72472626 >go to local community college for computer programming >get sold 2 online classes that I specifically didn't ask for >fail the classes because I lost motivation, and I don't work well online "teaching" myself >go to another community college where there is a welding program >sign up hoping for welding : Anonymous Her Milk Shake Brings All The Boys To The Yard Wendy's 1.17 MB PNG >nope >take a shitload of prereqs, NOTHING relevant to welding whatsoever >$3k down the f------ drain >failing English writing >no one is telling me when my welding classes start, just "oh your prereqs start at x date" >already started English with a bad grade because I was accepted late and can't do the assignments within the time window that was impossible for me to do >sitting in a zoom call currently re-evaluating my life choices I f------ hate college

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anons son cosplaying as reviewbrah | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 72 KB JPG 04/11/18 (Wed)09:43:18 No.44604625 >my son starts browsing 4chan in august last year >i'm cool with it. he's smart enough to not fall for any /pol/ memes >fast forward to halloween >dresses as patrick bateman for a party >fast forward to december >asks for a Sony CD player, various expensive skincare products and Huey Lewis albums >fast forward to today >regularly goes on rants about Hip to Be Square and other Huey Lewis songs >has a haircut that's short at the front and long at the back >dresses in 80's business attire like he's f------ reviewbrah >caught him stealing p---- VHS tapes last week What the f--- did you people do to my son? Please give him back.
: Anonymous 72 KB JPG 04/11/18 (Wed)09:43:18 No.44604625 >my son starts browsing 4chan in august last year >i'm cool with it. he's smart enough to not fall for any /pol/ memes >fast forward to halloween >dresses as patrick bateman for a party >fast forward to december >asks for a Sony CD player, various expensive skincare products and Huey Lewis albums >fast forward to today >regularly goes on rants about Hip to Be Square and other Huey Lewis songs >has a haircut that's short at the front and long at the back >dresses in 80's business attire like he's f------ reviewbrah >caught him stealing p---- VHS tapes last week What the f--- did you people do to my son? Please give him back.

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Anon wan go didney worl | /r/Greentext

HOME 52 KB PNG Anonymous 93 KB PNG >>45822388 # : Anonymous 93 KB PNG >>45822413 # Anonymous 1:28 PM >wan go diney wurl 06/01/18(Fri) 13:23:40 No.45822357 >>45822325 (OP) # flawda? 65% 06/01/18(Fri)13:25:46 No.45822388 >>45822357 # orthando 06/01/18(Fri)13:27:25 No.45822413 >>45822388 # wan go flawda
HOME 52 KB PNG Anonymous 93 KB PNG >>45822388 # : Anonymous 93 KB PNG >>45822413 # Anonymous 1:28 PM >wan go diney wurl 06/01/18(Fri) 13:23:40 No.45822357 >>45822325 (OP) # flawda? 65% 06/01/18(Fri)13:25:46 No.45822388 >>45822357 # orthando 06/01/18(Fri)13:27:25 No.45822413 >>45822388 # wan go flawda

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Anon hates Burger King | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/06/23(Mon)14:45:11 No.19016077 Burger King >looks like it should taste good >smells like it should taste good >priced like it should taste good It's the most bland, flavorless fast good you can get. Bland burger, watered down "soda" and cold fries without fail every time I get it.
: Anonymous 03/06/23(Mon)14:45:11 No.19016077 Burger King >looks like it should taste good >smells like it should taste good >priced like it should taste good It's the most bland, flavorless fast good you can get. Bland burger, watered down "soda" and cold fries without fail every time I get it.

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You DO use a bread machine, right? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: IUSY4j4b /gag/ Goyslop Avoidance Genera(...) 03/06/23(Mon)12:00:50 No.418689652 Why haven't you bought a bread machine yet anons? >ingredients are dirt cheap >zero bugs >zero sneed oils >zero effort 198 KB JPG >slop your ingredients into the machine >4 hours later you get some of the tastiest bread you've ever had. Also these things can be picked up second hand for no money. So anon, what are you doing to avoid being poisoned by the jews today?
: Anonymous (ID: IUSY4j4b /gag/ Goyslop Avoidance Genera(...) 03/06/23(Mon)12:00:50 No.418689652 Why haven't you bought a bread machine yet anons? >ingredients are dirt cheap >zero bugs >zero sneed oils >zero effort 198 KB JPG >slop your ingredients into the machine >4 hours later you get some of the tastiest bread you've ever had. Also these things can be picked up second hand for no money. So anon, what are you doing to avoid being poisoned by the jews today?

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Anon misses his cheese | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 59 KB PNG >need cheese 03/06/23 (Mon)14:52:06 No.895455717 >be me >5 years old >come back from school >feelin' tired af >make a cheese sandwich >accidentally drop it >tears start flowin' >cried so hard >mama sees me cryin' >asks what's wrong >tell her about my cheese sandwich >mama makes me a new one >tries to cheer me up >but I can't eat it >too busy mournin' my first sandwich >RIP sandwich, you will be missed
: Anonymous 59 KB PNG >need cheese 03/06/23 (Mon)14:52:06 No.895455717 >be me >5 years old >come back from school >feelin' tired af >make a cheese sandwich >accidentally drop it >tears start flowin' >cried so hard >mama sees me cryin' >asks what's wrong >tell her about my cheese sandwich >mama makes me a new one >tries to cheer me up >but I can't eat it >too busy mournin' my first sandwich >RIP sandwich, you will be missed

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Anon tries coffee for the first time | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 4 KB JPG 03/06/23 (Mon)14:56:27 No.72471393 >Be me, never have drank coffee before >Decide one day to try it >Its ok I guess Mfw when suddenly my face gets hot and my back starts to crawl. What is this super power?
: Anonymous 4 KB JPG 03/06/23 (Mon)14:56:27 No.72471393 >Be me, never have drank coffee before >Decide one day to try it >Its ok I guess Mfw when suddenly my face gets hot and my back starts to crawl. What is this super power?

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Anon has an iphone | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 03/06/23 (Mon)19:22:08 No.72467475 [Reply] ► >be me >phone screen broke recently >ordered a new one >wrong one technically but still fits so whatever >few weeks later, this morning >squat down to pet my dog and phone falls out of my pocket >screen falls off >try to put it back on but Im a retard and pinch one of the cables between the screen and the phone >completely severs the cable, iPhone X I paid too much money for now completely f----- >mfw Posting this off my s--- ass iPhone 5 from 2012. Day is off to a great start, huh?
O Anonymous 03/06/23 (Mon)19:22:08 No.72467475 [Reply] ► >be me >phone screen broke recently >ordered a new one >wrong one technically but still fits so whatever >few weeks later, this morning >squat down to pet my dog and phone falls out of my pocket >screen falls off >try to put it back on but Im a retard and pinch one of the cables between the screen and the phone >completely severs the cable, iPhone X I paid too much money for now completely f----- >mfw Posting this off my s--- ass iPhone 5 from 2012. Day is off to a great start, huh?

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anon realises grind is for nothing | /r/Greentext

>30lvl >born in russian hell >fat spoiled kid >no father WONT FIX >overprotective retard mother that treated me like a pet >bullied through entire school and early adulthood (kinda justified, imagine dealing with fat spoiled kid with ADHD) >developed sociopathy, paranoia and a bunch of other mental illnesses by 20 >emotions degraded to the point I could be absolutely fine alone >at 26 got bored of anime and videogames and started learning programming >got a job, moved out, promotions every year >moved to EU >happiest men on earth >went on a couple of LSD trips, cured apathy and social anxiety >decided it's time to get a gf >full of optimism, excited for the future >went to gym, got nice clothes, started looking like a human being >2 months of ghosting on date apps >no girl wants to date with mentally ill average guy >thanks to restored emotions it's no longer feels fine to be alone >try to talk with people, show interest in them, try to understand their feeling, make friends >they show no interest in me whatsoever, I'm a ghost if I don't talk to them first, >realize I was happier without emotions >realize it was all for nothing
>30lvl >born in russian hell >fat spoiled kid >no father WONT FIX >overprotective retard mother that treated me like a pet >bullied through entire school and early adulthood (kinda justified, imagine dealing with fat spoiled kid with ADHD) >developed sociopathy, paranoia and a bunch of other mental illnesses by 20 >emotions degraded to the point I could be absolutely fine alone >at 26 got bored of anime and videogames and started learning programming >got a job, moved out, promotions every year >moved to EU >happiest men on earth >went on a couple of LSD trips, cured apathy and social anxiety >decided it's time to get a gf >full of optimism, excited for the future >went to gym, got nice clothes, started looking like a human being >2 months of ghosting on date apps >no girl wants to date with mentally ill average guy >thanks to restored emotions it's no longer feels fine to be alone >try to talk with people, show interest in them, try to understand their feeling, make friends >they show no interest in me whatsoever, I'm a ghost if I don't talk to them first, >realize I was happier without emotions >realize it was all for nothing

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