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![O Anonymous 03/06/23 (Mon)19:22:08 No.72467475 [Reply] ► >be me >phone screen broke recently >ordered a new one >wrong one technically but still fits so whatever >few weeks later, this morning >squat down to pet my dog and phone falls out of my pocket >screen falls off >try to put it back on but Im a retard and pinch one of the cables between the screen and the phone >completely severs the cable, iPhone X I paid too much money for now completely f----- >mfw Posting this off my s--- ass iPhone 5 from 2012. Day is off to a great start, huh?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/545/554/d6c.png "Anon has an iphone | /r/Greentext")
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![Women's sexual partners before 40% 30% 30% 25% 20% TEN ON 0% partners their first marriage i REALLY wish we were born in a different era 1partner 4-5 partner Anonymous 03/06/23 (Mon)05:18:43 No.72463014 [Reply] virgins before m 1990 2000 Source National Survey of Family Grow >tattoos >all women dressed like sluts >hyper sexual society >women had to find jobs and husbands instead of stripping online >yoga pants >literal high s----------- walking around in bras and lingerie >no smartphones >no trannies >no $2000 rent + 10 replies omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous 03/06/23(Mon)09:17:10 No.72465428 >>72464752 Thats woman logic for ya.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/545/485/ae7.png "Anon dislikes society | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)21.37 No.162690541 [-] ITT Disturbing stuff you've done once during gaming >Playing TF2 >The server is filled with little bratty kids >Get really horny >Decide to lube up my small mic and stick it up my ass while I turn the volume all the way up >The vibrations of their loud voices penetrate me greatly >I start to moan loudly as I begin to masturbate like crazy >The kids begin a shouting match over something stupid >The shouts begin to massage my prostate >l begin to fap harder as their loud voices make me reach climax >Suddenly a little boy playing as a scout approaches me and asks why I'm moaning >I say nothing as I continue to pleasure myself like a dirty w---- >He goes up to me and whispers loudly "stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it >His mere words begin tapping my prostate 1 yell "SAY IT LOUDER, MAKE ME CUMP >He does it louder and louder until I bust the biggest load that hits my c-- rag >I decide to gift the kid a strange holy mackerel >He thanks me greatly >I say "No no, THANK you-" and just leave you guys should really try it though... Anonymous 11/15/12(Thu)21:38 No.162690702 [+]>>162699967 >>162691036 Sweet lording (43 KB, 404x483) indb google](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/545/463/69c.jpg "Anon plays TF2 | /r/Greentext")
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