: Anonymous 72 KB JPG 04/11/18 (Wed)09:43:18 No.44604625 >my son starts browsing 4chan in august last year >i'm cool with it. he's smart enough to not fall for any /pol/ memes >fast forward to halloween >dresses as patrick bateman for a party >fast forward to december >asks for a Sony CD player, various expensive skincare products and Huey Lewis albums >fast forward to today >regularly goes on rants about Hip to Be Square and other Huey Lewis songs >has a haircut that's short at the front and long at the back >dresses in 80's business attire like he's f------ reviewbrah >caught him stealing p---- VHS tapes last week What the f--- did you people do to my son? Please give him back.

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Anonymous (ID: GIVKOHDY ) 305 KB JPG 03/15/25(Sat) 16:21:44 No.500528669 >get told all my life that my culture is bad >I have to feel guilty for a war I never participated in >my country gets flooded with Sand Monkeys and N------ to the point my own small town is unrecognizable >trannies and f------ are parading everywhere >if you speak out against anything of this you will get labeled a far right extremist and shunned >suddenly some Russian on the East is knocking on the door of the EU >American in the West is backing him >both stand for the same values I share >Euroleaders realize that their little liberal project is threatened >now after everything they did to us they have the guts to ask young European men to be ready to defend their homes Seriously why tf would I fight for this s-------? So more privileged Arabs can sit around here? So more LGBTQ mutants can harass children? To defend this feminist dystopia? Seriously what the f--- is going through their heads that makes them think European men are ready to pick up Guns to defend this s-------

Anonymous 03/13/25(Thu)18:26:08 No.705245726 1703201596893.png 1.44 MB PNG >Dev A: Our next character will be a woman from France, what should be one of her main characteristics? >Dev B: Give her a huge ass. >Dev A: Brilliant.

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: Anonymous 72 KB JPG 04/11/18 (Wed)09:43:18 No.44604625 >my son starts browsing 4chan in august last year >i'm cool with it. he's smart enough to not fall for any /pol/ memes >fast forward to halloween >dresses as patrick bateman for a party >fast forward to december >asks for a Sony CD player, various expensive skincare products and Huey Lewis albums >fast forward to today >regularly goes on rants about Hip to Be Square and other Huey Lewis songs >has a haircut that's short at the front and long at the back >dresses in 80's business attire like he's f------ reviewbrah >caught him stealing p---- VHS tapes last week What the f--- did you people do to my son? Please give him back.

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