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: Anonymous 03/06/23(Mon)14:45:11 No.19016077 Burger King >looks like it should taste good >smells like it should taste good >priced like it should taste good It's the most bland, flavorless fast good you can get. Bland burger, watered down "soda" and cold fries without fail every time I get it.

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Ar. Snow White is now a...hot latina? Snow White is now a...hot lati(...) >>208828183 (OP) # >Hot Kill yourself >hot Imao 02/21/25(Fri) 06:42:54 No.208828183 Snowbrown. >>208828183 (OP) # >hot Lord Farquaad looking cube headed bitch >>208828183 (OP) # >Hot Her eyes are so far apart she can see behind her

Anonymous There's still hope. 153 KB JPG 06/29/22(Wed)23:22:07 No.69234605 >be Filthy Frank >gradually develop legitimate performing career >scrub the internet of old shitposts as best as possible >become Joji >eventually people forget about Frank >gain increasing fame and fortune >performing one night in packed coliseum >crowd is losing their minds to see Joji sing >come out on stage in pinkguy costume >stage is decorated to look like Frank's old apartment >start performing all the hits from the Filthy Frank days >"I eat ass", "Finna bust a nut", "Peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it", all the hits >joined on stage by the old crew >audience is in tears of shock and sadness >turns out Joji was just the setup for the ultimate trolling of normies >he got 'em one last time

Anonymous Bros, we won again. 02/21/25(Fri)17:17:15 No.703610032 Avowed > Avowed Gameplay Discussion > Topic Details Todd 6 hours ago 13 Racist bigotry won again. Are you happy? Are you satisfied? Does your day feel that little bit better knowing a great developer comprised of hard-working folks is going to likely be shut down over this? All because you can't whack off to 'ugly' character designs and cry about 'woke' games all the time. Get the memo: this game wasn't for you in the first place. The author of this topic has marked a post as the answer to their question. Click here to jump to that post. Avowed admits he lost. lol.png 824 KB PNG

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: Anonymous (ID: IUSY4j4b /gag/ Goyslop Avoidance Genera(...) 03/06/23(Mon)12:00:50 No.418689652 Why haven't you bought a bread machine yet anons? >ingredients are dirt cheap >zero bugs >zero sneed oils >zero effort 198 KB JPG >slop your ingredients into the machine >4 hours later you get some of the tastiest bread you've ever had. Also these things can be picked up second hand for no money. So anon, what are you doing to avoid being poisoned by the jews today?

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>30lvl >born in russian hell >fat spoiled kid >no father WONT FIX >overprotective retard mother that treated me like a pet >bullied through entire school and early adulthood (kinda justified, imagine dealing with fat spoiled kid with ADHD) >developed sociopathy, paranoia and a bunch of other mental illnesses by 20 >emotions degraded to the point I could be absolutely fine alone >at 26 got bored of anime and videogames and started learning programming >got a job, moved out, promotions every year >moved to EU >happiest men on earth >went on a couple of LSD trips, cured apathy and social anxiety >decided it's time to get a gf >full of optimism, excited for the future >went to gym, got nice clothes, started looking like a human being >2 months of ghosting on date apps >no girl wants to date with mentally ill average guy >thanks to restored emotions it's no longer feels fine to be alone >try to talk with people, show interest in them, try to understand their feeling, make friends >they show no interest in me whatsoever, I'm a ghost if I don't talk to them first, >realize I was happier without emotions >realize it was all for nothing

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>be me >midwestfag so not used to the woke pricing market >typically spend $9 on a meal plus a $2 tip >drive to big city 2 hrs away full of wokies 279 KB PNG >eat at restaurant >get like 7 ounces of food for $29 >realizesomething.mp3 >you can literally just not pay and walk out. They don't know who i am because i'm not from big city >literally just don't pay and get a fre small meal >holyfuckingshititworksguys.ogg Take the dine-n-dash pills,anons

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File: main-qimg-b15a3d253ed7c13(...).jpg (69 KB, 500x456) Anonymous 03/06/23 (Mon)17:56:24 No.70180663 >Finishing the day with chin ups >Last set, about to fail >Think about Goku training in the gravity machine >MOTIVATED >Manage to finish all reps >Hell yeah >Immediately vomit Man f--- this s--- no one ever vomited in Dragon Ball Z

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: Anonymous 03/06/23(Mon)14:45:11 No.19016077 Burger King >looks like it should taste good >smells like it should taste good >priced like it should taste good It's the most bland, flavorless fast good you can get. Bland burger, watered down "soda" and cold fries without fail every time I get it.

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