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Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)19:57:32 No.14412580 >be me >get gf >she is a bit of a nerd >actually a huge Beavis n Butthead, and South Park mark >we start calling things 'gay' followed with tarded laughing >we do it randomly out of nowhere, usually one of us starts it calling something 'gay' and the other one goes with it >recently did it at cousin's wedding >when he kissed the bride, my gf started whispering "he kissed a girl, haha, gay, haha" >trying to hold back my laughter while whispering to her "haha gay, haha" >people in the row front of us turn around >see us giggling while saying "haha gay, haha" >next day cousin messages me some guests complimented him what a nice guy he is he allowed his tarded cousin and his autistic gf attend the wedding

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)19:57:32 No.14412580 >be me >get gf >she is a bit of a nerd >actually a huge Beavis n Butthead, and South Park mark >we start calling things 'gay' followed with tarded laughing >we do it randomly out of nowhere, usually one of us starts it calling something 'gay' and the other one goes with it >recently did it at cousin's wedding >when he kissed the bride, my gf started whispering "he kissed a girl, haha, gay, haha" >trying to hold back my laughter while whispering to her "haha gay, haha" >people in the row front of us turn around >see us giggling while saying "haha gay, haha" >next day cousin messages me some guests complimented him what a nice guy he is he allowed his tarded cousin and his autistic gf attend the wedding

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: Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon) 17:38:09 No.205933750 1705937815633.jpg 72 KB JPG People are always like "Brazilians don't suffer because le hot girls" until they get here and see that 90% of women here actually look like this and not like the stereotypical model latina

: Anonymous 12/23/24(Mon) 17:38:09 No.205933750 1705937815633.jpg 72 KB JPG People are always like "Brazilians don't suffer because le hot girls" until they get here and see that 90% of women here actually look like this and not like the stereotypical model latina

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Anon doesn't have a merry Christmas | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] File: 53 3f9ce749393313556(...).png (28 KB, 357x313) 83/12/10 Anonymous (ID: ut94w3CO 12/25/24(Wed)08:59:03 No.492312671 >>492312759 >>492312835 >>492312904 >>492312966 >>492312976 >>492313058 >>492313130 >>492313192 >>492313208 >>492313319 >>492313525 >>492314252 >>492314580 >>492315020 >>492315089 >>492315099 >>492315173 >>492315209 >>492315990 >>492318353 >>492318435 >>492318570 >>492318674 >>492318935 >>492319182 >>492319219 >>492319493 >>492319578 >>492319634 >>492320026 >>492320046 >>492321370 >>492321787 >haven't seen my family for Christmas in 12 years >my mom always goes down to Arizona to see them >this year I saved up enough money and requested a week off so I could go visit >I was super excited to go >told my cousin on Facebook I was coming this year but got left on read >my mom called the next day and told me I need to stay home because they have a lot going on >I was disappointed but understood >open up snapchat this morning to see my mom's story >my brother, sister, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents are all there >I'm the only one spending Christmas alone >my mom shortly deleted the story and called me a dozen times >they don't have a lot going on at all >I just wasn't invited

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] File: 53 3f9ce749393313556(...).png (28 KB, 357x313) 83/12/10 Anonymous (ID: ut94w3CO 12/25/24(Wed)08:59:03 No.492312671 >>492312759 >>492312835 >>492312904 >>492312966 >>492312976 >>492313058 >>492313130 >>492313192 >>492313208 >>492313319 >>492313525 >>492314252 >>492314580 >>492315020 >>492315089 >>492315099 >>492315173 >>492315209 >>492315990 >>492318353 >>492318435 >>492318570 >>492318674 >>492318935 >>492319182 >>492319219 >>492319493 >>492319578 >>492319634 >>492320026 >>492320046 >>492321370 >>492321787 >haven't seen my family for Christmas in 12 years >my mom always goes down to Arizona to see them >this year I saved up enough money and requested a week off so I could go visit >I was super excited to go >told my cousin on Facebook I was coming this year but got left on read >my mom called the next day and told me I need to stay home because they have a lot going on >I was disappointed but understood >open up snapchat this morning to see my mom's story >my brother, sister, cousins, aunts, uncles, grandparents are all there >I'm the only one spending Christmas alone >my mom shortly deleted the story and called me a dozen times >they don't have a lot going on at all >I just wasn't invited

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Anon and trans girlfriend ruin their own Christmas | /r/Greentext

onymous k. 12/25/24(Wed)12:58:31 No.38380325 418 KB JPG >be me >christmas with trans gf >she comes over to see family, they all like her >I give her a cute plushie and she squeals with joy, its really cute >we go to my room, and she says she has a gift for me there. >she takes off her clothes to show christmas lingere "I put this on for you, anon" >hell yeah christmas sex >sex.webm >she looks at me dead in the eyes and starts to cry >we stop and now shes bawling into my arms about being a moid or some stupid s--- >she gets for a while and tells me she wants to go home. >didn't even stay for dinner. I ruined her christmas. She probably hates me. Is it over? Anonymous >>38380325 (OP) # i'm so confused 12/25/24(Wed)12:59:37 No.38380331 she started crying because you had sex with her?? Anonymous >>38380325 (OP) # >I ruined her christmas. 12/25/24(Wed)13:05:31 No.38380381 No? It sounds like she did it herself. Just tell her she's "brainwormed" and a real girl.

onymous k. 12/25/24(Wed)12:58:31 No.38380325 418 KB JPG >be me >christmas with trans gf >she comes over to see family, they all like her >I give her a cute plushie and she squeals with joy, its really cute >we go to my room, and she says she has a gift for me there. >she takes off her clothes to show christmas lingere "I put this on for you, anon" >hell yeah christmas sex >sex.webm >she looks at me dead in the eyes and starts to cry >we stop and now shes bawling into my arms about being a moid or some stupid s--- >she gets for a while and tells me she wants to go home. >didn't even stay for dinner. I ruined her christmas. She probably hates me. Is it over? Anonymous >>38380325 (OP) # i'm so confused 12/25/24(Wed)12:59:37 No.38380331 she started crying because you had sex with her?? Anonymous >>38380325 (OP) # >I ruined her christmas. 12/25/24(Wed)13:05:31 No.38380381 No? It sounds like she did it herself. Just tell her she's "brainwormed" and a real girl.

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Anon sees his dad | /r/Greentext

onymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:20:18 No.79854733 >saw my dad for the first time in a while >sudden urge to stop being a f------ loser 2-B 128 KB JPG Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:22:09 No.79854754 Take advantage of that momentum, we always have those flashes where the spark comes back. >>79854784 # Anonymous >>79854754 # 12/25/24(Wed)13:25:23 No.79854784 it's been so long since i've had my s--- together but yeah good point

onymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:20:18 No.79854733 >saw my dad for the first time in a while >sudden urge to stop being a f------ loser 2-B 128 KB JPG Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:22:09 No.79854754 Take advantage of that momentum, we always have those flashes where the spark comes back. >>79854784 # Anonymous >>79854754 # 12/25/24(Wed)13:25:23 No.79854784 it's been so long since i've had my s--- together but yeah good point

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Anon didn’t buy real gifts | /r/Greentext

onymous 49 KB PNG 12/25/24(Wed)13:15:54 No.38380458 >came out to my family this morning, giving them the gift of my true self >everyone is irritated with me for not getting them "real gifts" F------ breeders unironically prefer material goods to the well- being and happiness of their child and sibling I swear I need to leave this home and join a queer commune Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:18:33 No.38380483 You should've gotten them a real gift, not an AGP son. Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:19:51 No.38380493 >>38380458 (OP) # You did it ON christmas? Are you insane? Sorry it didn't go well Or if this is bait f--- you Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:20:52 No.38380503 Imagine transitioning to save money on Christmas gifts LMAO >>38380583 # Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:21:47 No.38380511 if i got a tranner for christmas, i would never ask God for another thing ever again.... Anonymous >>38380458 (OP) # 12/25/24(Wed)13:24:04 No.38380532 The reason this plan failed is the gift of your true self doesn't impact them at all.

onymous 49 KB PNG 12/25/24(Wed)13:15:54 No.38380458 >came out to my family this morning, giving them the gift of my true self >everyone is irritated with me for not getting them "real gifts" F------ breeders unironically prefer material goods to the well- being and happiness of their child and sibling I swear I need to leave this home and join a queer commune Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:18:33 No.38380483 You should've gotten them a real gift, not an AGP son. Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:19:51 No.38380493 >>38380458 (OP) # You did it ON christmas? Are you insane? Sorry it didn't go well Or if this is bait f--- you Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:20:52 No.38380503 Imagine transitioning to save money on Christmas gifts LMAO >>38380583 # Anonymous 12/25/24(Wed)13:21:47 No.38380511 if i got a tranner for christmas, i would never ask God for another thing ever again.... Anonymous >>38380458 (OP) # 12/25/24(Wed)13:24:04 No.38380532 The reason this plan failed is the gift of your true self doesn't impact them at all.

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Confirmed, Anon does not like women. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/30/22(Thu)07:18:57 No.881121178 Are you aroused by clown women? 813 KB JPG 7 Replies / 4 Images Anonymous >>881121178 (OP) # All women are clowns View Thread 06/30/22(Thu)08:20:34 No.881123573

Anonymous 06/30/22(Thu)07:18:57 No.881121178 Are you aroused by clown women? 813 KB JPG 7 Replies / 4 Images Anonymous >>881121178 (OP) # All women are clowns View Thread 06/30/22(Thu)08:20:34 No.881123573

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Anon looks for love at the border | /r/Greentext

Finding love is impossible bro. Dont even bother. >be me >live in city next to mexico border > also be me >leech-faced fat greasy unattractive human slime >can never find love or poonage >brainwave.exe >lot of undocumented illegals in my city >one of them must be desperate for US husband + papers >i'd happily eat burritos all day for guaranteed poonage >volunteer at ngo that gives free food to hungry illegals >also free food for me, save money for weed >pick an uglier one in the food line, more likely to say yes >only speaks spanish, tells me "esposo" when i keep staring and smiling at her >google says it means husband >partytime.gif >put my arm around her >she takes my phone and types in "tengo esposo" >this f------ dicktease is already married >turns out they all are here to meet up with their husbands, even the uglier ones >quits ngo job Honestly bros, im thinking of just ending it.

Finding love is impossible bro. Dont even bother. >be me >live in city next to mexico border > also be me >leech-faced fat greasy unattractive human slime >can never find love or poonage >brainwave.exe >lot of undocumented illegals in my city >one of them must be desperate for US husband + papers >i'd happily eat burritos all day for guaranteed poonage >volunteer at ngo that gives free food to hungry illegals >also free food for me, save money for weed >pick an uglier one in the food line, more likely to say yes >only speaks spanish, tells me "esposo" when i keep staring and smiling at her >google says it means husband >partytime.gif >put my arm around her >she takes my phone and types in "tengo esposo" >this f------ dicktease is already married >turns out they all are here to meet up with their husbands, even the uglier ones >quits ngo job Honestly bros, im thinking of just ending it.

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Merry Christmas from North Korea | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)18:30:48 No.79843003 >you can't post and write comment If you have no enough karma >your post or comment removed by auto 1 KB PNG moderattor because your account not old enough >there have a way of gain karma write comment or post why this f------ app so annoying for new users ?

: Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)18:30:48 No.79843003 >you can't post and write comment If you have no enough karma >your post or comment removed by auto 1 KB PNG moderattor because your account not old enough >there have a way of gain karma write comment or post why this f------ app so annoying for new users ?

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1/1 5SCu1LH8 (OP) -KN 54m (12/25/24 14:42) 492291735.7 Re - 0 Img JPG 127KB (981 x 981) threeeyepepe.jpg 4 Replies >Be me, 12 years old >New neighbors move in, kid has severe autism >Constant yelling, but completely incomprehensible- straight-up non-verbal turbo-autist >Kid keeps trying to escape the house; parents build a full prison-gate system on their outside stairs >They've got this elevated deck wrapping around the 2nd floor of their house >Sometimes see him out there just running in circles, like a GTA NPC stuck in a loop >Only way down if he can't unlock the gate? Jump off the deck AND HE JUST DOES IT. >Kid's like 200 lbs, lands like a sack of potatoes, barely even gets a scratch >Literal tank of a human being Fast forward to now. I've just finished all 10 episodes of The Telepathy Tapes (top 5 podcast on Apple/Spotify rn-look it up), and I feel like my brain just hit Ctrl+Alt+Del. What if he wasn't just some "retard"? What if he was literally operating on a higher plane of existence? Think about it: People assume non-verbal autists are "dumb" because they can't tie their shoes or talk. But tying shoes and speaking are fine motor skills—what if they're just too disconnected from the 3D world to use their body properly? Some of these guys have said things like, "I didn't even know I had a body" after learning to communicate via typing. These dudes are like prisoners in their own bodies--but at the same time, not really, because they're out here astral projecting and meeting at a place they call "The Hill." I'm not even memeing anymore. What if he wasn't “mindlessly" running on that deck? What if he was accessing some 4D hyperspace realm while his body was on autopilot? I feel like I've just unlocked a new conspiracy rabbit hole, and I need others to weigh in. Am I crazy, or are these guys literally in a different dimension?

1/1 5SCu1LH8 (OP) -KN 54m (12/25/24 14:42) 492291735.7 Re - 0 Img JPG 127KB (981 x 981) threeeyepepe.jpg 4 Replies >Be me, 12 years old >New neighbors move in, kid has severe autism >Constant yelling, but completely incomprehensible- straight-up non-verbal turbo-autist >Kid keeps trying to escape the house; parents build a full prison-gate system on their outside stairs >They've got this elevated deck wrapping around the 2nd floor of their house >Sometimes see him out there just running in circles, like a GTA NPC stuck in a loop >Only way down if he can't unlock the gate? Jump off the deck AND HE JUST DOES IT. >Kid's like 200 lbs, lands like a sack of potatoes, barely even gets a scratch >Literal tank of a human being Fast forward to now. I've just finished all 10 episodes of The Telepathy Tapes (top 5 podcast on Apple/Spotify rn-look it up), and I feel like my brain just hit Ctrl+Alt+Del. What if he wasn't just some "retard"? What if he was literally operating on a higher plane of existence? Think about it: People assume non-verbal autists are "dumb" because they can't tie their shoes or talk. But tying shoes and speaking are fine motor skills—what if they're just too disconnected from the 3D world to use their body properly? Some of these guys have said things like, "I didn't even know I had a body" after learning to communicate via typing. These dudes are like prisoners in their own bodies--but at the same time, not really, because they're out here astral projecting and meeting at a place they call "The Hill." I'm not even memeing anymore. What if he wasn't “mindlessly" running on that deck? What if he was accessing some 4D hyperspace realm while his body was on autopilot? I feel like I've just unlocked a new conspiracy rabbit hole, and I need others to weigh in. Am I crazy, or are these guys literally in a different dimension?

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Anon has a gun story | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Gun stories thread? 104 KB JPG anon" 10/21/22(Fri)23:02:01 No.55750288 >get first gf at 24 >she's 21 >she still lives with her parents >she invites me to lunch with her parents and then back to their place to hang out >"The family wants to know you >father mean mugs me the entire time, mother is genuinely interested in what I do for a living >get back to their place >father invites me to sit down across the living room table from him >as he's sitting down he pulls out a gun and sets it down facing me >'tism activates, think he's inviting me to do the same >place my gun on coffee table too >"What're you trying to say there, boy?" >"I haven't even spoken yet though" >"You calling me a liar?" >"What?"

Anonymous Gun stories thread? 104 KB JPG anon" 10/21/22(Fri)23:02:01 No.55750288 >get first gf at 24 >she's 21 >she still lives with her parents >she invites me to lunch with her parents and then back to their place to hang out >"The family wants to know you >father mean mugs me the entire time, mother is genuinely interested in what I do for a living >get back to their place >father invites me to sit down across the living room table from him >as he's sitting down he pulls out a gun and sets it down facing me >'tism activates, think he's inviting me to do the same >place my gun on coffee table too >"What're you trying to say there, boy?" >"I haven't even spoken yet though" >"You calling me a liar?" >"What?"

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Calm down, Doctor! Now's not the time for presents. That comes later. | /r/Greentext

File: dr "m claus.jpg (442 KB, 1229x683) Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)18:59:08 No.207294575 ► Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane The flight plan was filed with the agency with care CIA knowing the hostages wouldn't all reach there The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap, Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter. Away to the aisle I flew like a flash, Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain When, what, from under a hood should appear, But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear Bigger than average, but still under detain, I knew in a moment it must have been Bane More rapid than eagles CIA's surprise came, And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name "Bane?" he gasped, with shock and surprise As he realised his flightplan hadn't included this guise How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder Pain would occur, although the target unclear Until Bane interjected with CIA's biggest fear For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee That CIA feeling glum is how it would be Then it was revealed that the capture was intended And CIA's flight plane would need to be amended But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance with Bane adding that he needed Pavel's assistance CIA's dismissal of Bane's success because his source of dreaded distress The plan was to crash, with all on board Presents and all, with Bane's freedom restored So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout, And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he rose out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

File: dr "m claus.jpg (442 KB, 1229x683) Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)18:59:08 No.207294575 ► Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the plane Not a creature was stirring, not even Bane The flight plan was filed with the agency with care CIA knowing the hostages wouldn't all reach there The prisoners were kneeling with bags on their heads With visions of sleighbells and crashing sleds And CIA in his polo, and I in my cap, Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap When out on the clouds there arose such a clatter, I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter. Away to the aisle I flew like a flash, Tore open the seatbelt and turned in a dash After shouting and shooting, and questions of Bane One interrupted Wilson, with self-satisfied disdain When, what, from under a hood should appear, But a man, with a mask, and soon it was clear Bigger than average, but still under detain, I knew in a moment it must have been Bane More rapid than eagles CIA's surprise came, And he pointed, and shouted, and called him by name "Bane?" he gasped, with shock and surprise As he realised his flightplan hadn't included this guise How vital was the mask, CIA began to wonder When it would soon sink in he had made such a blunder Pain would occur, although the target unclear Until Bane interjected with CIA's biggest fear For when told he was a big guy, Bane responded with glee That CIA feeling glum is how it would be Then it was revealed that the capture was intended And CIA's flight plane would need to be amended But then from behind, another plane appeared in the distance with Bane adding that he needed Pavel's assistance CIA's dismissal of Bane's success because his source of dreaded distress The plan was to crash, with all on board Presents and all, with Bane's freedom restored So Bane sprang from his seat, to his team gave a shout, And down they all slid into his masterplanned rout But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he rose out of sight, "Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"

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Anonymous 12/22/24(Sun)08:00:36 No.698041706 POT OF GRID POT OF GREED Por OF GREED Pot of GREED PUT OF GREED Por OF GREED POT OF GREEDY POT OF GREED POT OF G POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED Pot of GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GR POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF CRIED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED Por or GED Pot of GRUD POT OF GLED Pot of GREED PUT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED 1724880407753.jpg 647 KB JPG How do you respond without being mad?

Anonymous 12/22/24(Sun)08:00:36 No.698041706 POT OF GRID POT OF GREED Por OF GREED Pot of GREED PUT OF GREED Por OF GREED POT OF GREEDY POT OF GREED POT OF G POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED Pot of GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GR POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF CRIED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED Por or GED Pot of GRUD POT OF GLED Pot of GREED PUT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED POT OF GREED 1724880407753.jpg 647 KB JPG How do you respond without being mad?

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Brazilian Anon presents the theory of Latin American superiority | /r/Greentext

onymous (ID: SfcfHovR 7 KB JPG 12/24/24(Tue)14:30:28 No.492241094 The Latin American Superiority Theory >doesn't have as beautiful a model as Colombian Sara Salazar >there are no fantastic women like Brazilians Bruna Butterfly or Juliana Soares >or more recently Sayuri Mattar and Hotsolzinha >doesn't have a woman as beautiful as Chilean Melanie Scarleth Beauty is Latin American

onymous (ID: SfcfHovR 7 KB JPG 12/24/24(Tue)14:30:28 No.492241094 The Latin American Superiority Theory >doesn't have as beautiful a model as Colombian Sara Salazar >there are no fantastic women like Brazilians Bruna Butterfly or Juliana Soares >or more recently Sayuri Mattar and Hotsolzinha >doesn't have a woman as beautiful as Chilean Melanie Scarleth Beauty is Latin American

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Anon drives | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/11/24(Wed)10:34:37 No.505685281 238 KB JPG >buy new racing vidya >launch it >immediately jump into a multiplayer race without doing any tutorials or any singleplayer races or anything >race starts >go backwards ramming everyone just kidding, i don't actually do this but it would be really funny if i did

Anonymous 12/11/24(Wed)10:34:37 No.505685281 238 KB JPG >buy new racing vidya >launch it >immediately jump into a multiplayer race without doing any tutorials or any singleplayer races or anything >race starts >go backwards ramming everyone just kidding, i don't actually do this but it would be really funny if i did

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Anon wishes everyone a Merry Christmas! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)11:41:06 No.698215275 Merry Christmas you guys Peace on earth and goodwill towards men >>698215853 # Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)11:50:30 No.698215658 >>698220325 # >>698220875 # >>698229275 # Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)11:50:58 No.698215687 >>698229579 # Anonymous 1.22 MB GIF >>698216409 # 12/24/24(Tue)11:55:16 No.698215853 >>698215275 # what about women?

Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)11:41:06 No.698215275 Merry Christmas you guys Peace on earth and goodwill towards men >>698215853 # Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)11:50:30 No.698215658 >>698220325 # >>698220875 # >>698229275 # Anonymous 12/24/24(Tue)11:50:58 No.698215687 >>698229579 # Anonymous 1.22 MB GIF >>698216409 # 12/24/24(Tue)11:55:16 No.698215853 >>698215275 # what about women?

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Anonymous 502 KB JPG 06/06/21(Sun)00:12:09 No.558399151 >two armies meet after much anticipation >end game finale, supposed to be a major battle of epic proportions > Literally just a group of 4-6 people shooting at each other Name a bigger let down Anonymous >name a bigger letdown Okay. 06/06/21(Sun)00:13:12 No.558399243 >Spend 9 months carrying child >spend 25 years raising it >it turns out to be OP >>558399530 # >>558399565 # >>558399640 # >>558399869 # >>558399959 # >>558400048 # >>558400059 # >>558400187 # >>558400321 # >>558400648 # >>558400685 # >>558400710 # >>558402545 # >>558402651 #>>558402682 # >>558402792 # >>558403595 # >>558403614 # >>558404184 # >>558404687 # >>558404880 # >>558405015 # >>558406015 #1

Anonymous 502 KB JPG 06/06/21(Sun)00:12:09 No.558399151 >two armies meet after much anticipation >end game finale, supposed to be a major battle of epic proportions > Literally just a group of 4-6 people shooting at each other Name a bigger let down Anonymous >name a bigger letdown Okay. 06/06/21(Sun)00:13:12 No.558399243 >Spend 9 months carrying child >spend 25 years raising it >it turns out to be OP >>558399530 # >>558399565 # >>558399640 # >>558399869 # >>558399959 # >>558400048 # >>558400059 # >>558400187 # >>558400321 # >>558400648 # >>558400685 # >>558400710 # >>558402545 # >>558402651 #>>558402682 # >>558402792 # >>558403595 # >>558403614 # >>558404184 # >>558404687 # >>558404880 # >>558405015 # >>558406015 #1

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Anonymous STAR WARS 134 KB JPG more than once. 02/22/24(Thu)17:47:30 No.142373521 >"Legends was never canon. Lucas was barely involved in it at all and would've reconned it all eventually regardless." >But the Sequel Trilogy had no involvement from Lucas at all. >"That was after Disney bought Star Wars. Everything Disney makes us canon." >But Disney canon has reconned itself >"That's because the books and shows are lesser canon". >So the OT, PT, and Clone Wars were greater canon before the buyout with Legends being lesser canon then? >"No! Legends was never canon!" >Can we at least agree Legends is higher quality than the Sequel Trilogy? >"This has nothing to do with quality! It has to do with canon!" How is it that almost every conversation about Legends vs Canon online ends up devolving into this idiotic loop? Do people actually think like this or is this just some standard botted reply?

Anonymous STAR WARS 134 KB JPG more than once. 02/22/24(Thu)17:47:30 No.142373521 >"Legends was never canon. Lucas was barely involved in it at all and would've reconned it all eventually regardless." >But the Sequel Trilogy had no involvement from Lucas at all. >"That was after Disney bought Star Wars. Everything Disney makes us canon." >But Disney canon has reconned itself >"That's because the books and shows are lesser canon". >So the OT, PT, and Clone Wars were greater canon before the buyout with Legends being lesser canon then? >"No! Legends was never canon!" >Can we at least agree Legends is higher quality than the Sequel Trilogy? >"This has nothing to do with quality! It has to do with canon!" How is it that almost every conversation about Legends vs Canon online ends up devolving into this idiotic loop? Do people actually think like this or is this just some standard botted reply?

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Anonymous 1.32 MB JPG 12/06/24 (Fri)08:27:10 No.32407586 >first date of my entire life >prettiest girl ever, so I go to pay and pull out my bag of coins >she leaves instantly Are woman to good for the coin Really I felt the embarrassment when everyone was saw me paying with coins, I really don't see how this is a bad thing

Anonymous 1.32 MB JPG 12/06/24 (Fri)08:27:10 No.32407586 >first date of my entire life >prettiest girl ever, so I go to pay and pull out my bag of coins >she leaves instantly Are woman to good for the coin Really I felt the embarrassment when everyone was saw me paying with coins, I really don't see how this is a bad thing

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