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Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 16:06:08 No.458362 GF-pfKaW8AAeMPp.png 35 KB PNG > Be me, Design student, shy, strange, dumb, 20 > Now, jaded, no longer an incel and a bit far right. Due to bad experiences in college > How do I navigate design world without letting my prejudice by my negative experiences in design influence my work or opportunities
Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 16:06:08 No.458362 GF-pfKaW8AAeMPp.png 35 KB PNG > Be me, Design student, shy, strange, dumb, 20 > Now, jaded, no longer an incel and a bit far right. Due to bad experiences in college > How do I navigate design world without letting my prejudice by my negative experiences in design influence my work or opportunities

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Anon plays videogames | /r/Greentext

Anonymous AND THANKS TO MY FRANKLY BRILLIANT ALLOCATION OF POINTS TO ANIMAL HUSBANDRY, I POSSESS A ROBUST AND INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF MONSTER GENITALS. 12/18/24(Wed)16:48:13 No.697687653 unknown-9.png >lose game >"gg ez" 6 KB PNG >send winner a friend request >start gaming together instead of against each other >become friends >eventually start hanging out outside of vidya too >become even better friends >hang out at his place, get to know his family >eventually have sweaty grunting gay sex with his dad.
Anonymous AND THANKS TO MY FRANKLY BRILLIANT ALLOCATION OF POINTS TO ANIMAL HUSBANDRY, I POSSESS A ROBUST AND INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF MONSTER GENITALS. 12/18/24(Wed)16:48:13 No.697687653 unknown-9.png >lose game >"gg ez" 6 KB PNG >send winner a friend request >start gaming together instead of against each other >become friends >eventually start hanging out outside of vidya too >become even better friends >hang out at his place, get to know his family >eventually have sweaty grunting gay sex with his dad.

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Give me the funny green line back. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Original HP 12/17/24(Tue)22:20:44 No.697648046 Remake 34 KB PNG Why do game developers hate cool Uls?
Anonymous Original HP 12/17/24(Tue)22:20:44 No.697648046 Remake 34 KB PNG Why do game developers hate cool Uls?

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Alien Vs the Free Market | /r/Greentext

File: 15977406 1805014946431975(...).jpg (45 KB, 480x535) If an alien wore a hat 2 So? Anonymous 01/11/17(Wed)11:02:02 No. 718539399 Also ylyl >>7185- Anonymous 01/11/17(Wed)11:14:53 No. 718540228 File: 15966183 352610801798649 (...).jpg (8 KB, 254x168) 3 How would he use it? how about...
File: 15977406 1805014946431975(...).jpg (45 KB, 480x535) If an alien wore a hat 2 So? Anonymous 01/11/17(Wed)11:02:02 No. 718539399 Also ylyl >>7185- Anonymous 01/11/17(Wed)11:14:53 No. 718540228 File: 15966183 352610801798649 (...).jpg (8 KB, 254x168) 3 How would he use it? how about...

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To Be Taught | /r/Greentext

000 No.50060599 13 hours ago >>50041236 My dad told me a story from his driving class in high school (mid 80s) and a classmates we shall call Dave >Dave driving down anonsville road >there is a cat about to make a dash across >oncoming traffic won't allow for a swerve >traffic behind so can't stop on a dime. >instructor sees the cat >dad in back seat sees cat >Dave sees cat and doesn't know what to do >"hit the cat" sighs the instructor >cat burns out gets past Dave >Oh good >Dave swerves into the otherlane trying to hit the cat >W-- >DAVE YOU RETARD W-- ARE YOU DOING >YOU SAID HIT THE CAT >No one got hurt >Miraculously no accidents >Traffic is jammed >Dad's pants are passed >From laughing >Dave fails >Cat is fine 1 reply
000 No.50060599 13 hours ago >>50041236 My dad told me a story from his driving class in high school (mid 80s) and a classmates we shall call Dave >Dave driving down anonsville road >there is a cat about to make a dash across >oncoming traffic won't allow for a swerve >traffic behind so can't stop on a dime. >instructor sees the cat >dad in back seat sees cat >Dave sees cat and doesn't know what to do >"hit the cat" sighs the instructor >cat burns out gets past Dave >Oh good >Dave swerves into the otherlane trying to hit the cat >W-- >DAVE YOU RETARD W-- ARE YOU DOING >YOU SAID HIT THE CAT >No one got hurt >Miraculously no accidents >Traffic is jammed >Dad's pants are passed >From laughing >Dave fails >Cat is fine 1 reply

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American Pisces | /r/Greentext

308 KB JPG old chad Ok /b/ros this is the story of the day my dad stopped loving me >it happened a while back >I was 13 >had recently started jacking off >had a friend who was a 14 year >he got a b------ from some thot at the winter dance >fuckingcoolguy.jpg >asked him what it was like >"it's the f------ best anon, nothing feels better than lips around your d---" >gotta get me some of that. >but am anon, am ugly, am not athletic >have never ran without holding down X >idea.wav >we have a koi pond in the backyard.. >so one night I act on my idea and sneak out and abduct one of the fish from the pond >look it in the eye because you have to respect your lady amirite? >shove d--- in fish mouth >f------ the life (literally)out of this koi's throat >dad just f------ barges in my room >sees me with my d--- in the fish's mouth >I stare at him in horror >the koi stares at him with hope >he just shakes his head says "god damn it" and leaves >he didn't say a word to me for 13 years.
308 KB JPG old chad Ok /b/ros this is the story of the day my dad stopped loving me >it happened a while back >I was 13 >had recently started jacking off >had a friend who was a 14 year >he got a b------ from some thot at the winter dance >fuckingcoolguy.jpg >asked him what it was like >"it's the f------ best anon, nothing feels better than lips around your d---" >gotta get me some of that. >but am anon, am ugly, am not athletic >have never ran without holding down X >idea.wav >we have a koi pond in the backyard.. >so one night I act on my idea and sneak out and abduct one of the fish from the pond >look it in the eye because you have to respect your lady amirite? >shove d--- in fish mouth >f------ the life (literally)out of this koi's throat >dad just f------ barges in my room >sees me with my d--- in the fish's mouth >I stare at him in horror >the koi stares at him with hope >he just shakes his head says "god damn it" and leaves >he didn't say a word to me for 13 years.

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Microsoft CoPilot Debuts | /r/Greentext

2h 53075044-3 Replies 4 6 Re. 1 Img JPG 30KB (660x574) >Windows randomly installs "Photos add-on" app to my computer >starts making "albums" out of my p--- and emailing it to people I just want to be left alone
2h 53075044-3 Replies 4 6 Re. 1 Img JPG 30KB (660x574) >Windows randomly installs "Photos add-on" app to my computer >starts making "albums" out of my p--- and emailing it to people I just want to be left alone

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Anon's friend gets invaded irl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)23:46:41 No.140415941 >guy invades me in dark souls >have a fair duel >message him that he is good >adds me as friend >surewhynot >we start playing games together >learn he lives in a pretty shady neighborhood, crime is pretty high >fast forward a few months >"wait I heard a noise from downstairs, gotta check it out, brb" >last online 218 days ago should I start worrying?
Anonymous 11/04/23(Sat)23:46:41 No.140415941 >guy invades me in dark souls >have a fair duel >message him that he is good >adds me as friend >surewhynot >we start playing games together >learn he lives in a pretty shady neighborhood, crime is pretty high >fast forward a few months >"wait I heard a noise from downstairs, gotta check it out, brb" >last online 218 days ago should I start worrying?

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Anon learns how to cook | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 242 KB GIF 05/04/22(Wed)21:03:17 No.68493582 Why don't you learn to cook anon? >really fun >make delicious meals >girls love it and find it hot >literally beating a difficult dark souls boss-tier satisfaction after learning a new recipe and successfully cooking the food >nothing comfier than drinking a glass of red wine and listening to music while cooking, i like to listen to jazz >great date idea, invite a girl over to eat and get her drunk on wine, high probability of getting your d--- wet I used to eat like a peasant until 4 months ago when I decided to make it my weekly goal to learn one new recipe every week and actually cook it on the weekend. Now it has become a hobby for me and I will never stop making delicious meals. I love cooking Spanish and Italian meals. 7 Replies 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous 242 KB GIF 05/04/22(Wed)21:03:17 No.68493582 Why don't you learn to cook anon? >really fun >make delicious meals >girls love it and find it hot >literally beating a difficult dark souls boss-tier satisfaction after learning a new recipe and successfully cooking the food >nothing comfier than drinking a glass of red wine and listening to music while cooking, i like to listen to jazz >great date idea, invite a girl over to eat and get her drunk on wine, high probability of getting your d--- wet I used to eat like a peasant until 4 months ago when I decided to make it my weekly goal to learn one new recipe every week and actually cook it on the weekend. Now it has become a hobby for me and I will never stop making delicious meals. I love cooking Spanish and Italian meals. 7 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Anon puts on a magic show | /r/Greentext

File: magician.png (110 KB, 318x363) Anonymous 12/18/24(Wed)08:01:15 No.79788202 >Be me, 25 years old >Pretty good at magic tricks. >Have a couple acts I put together as part of my magician senior project back in the day. >Sometimes perform small shows for my friends when we're drinking. >They seem to enjoy it. Ladies seem to enjoy it if they're around. >I'm always learning new tricks, but start experimenting with other mediums. >Realize I'm pretty good with controlling farts. I can make farts of all different sounds. Also start experimenting with different foods and carbonated beverages. >Decide it would be a good idea to perform a fart show. >Basically I perform an act which incorporates a variety of farts with a few magic tricks and jokes mixed in. >Tell my friends I'll do a small magic performance but don't tell anyone any specifics. >Friendsgiving finally rolls around. >Gather everyone around and put on a drumbeat loop in the background(standard stuff). >Begin my fart show to a mix of jubilance and horror. >Performed the entire show(almost five minutes) and I didn't quite get the reaction I thought I would. There were a couple ladies who left in the middle of it. Everyone mostly avoided me for the rest of the night. I don't understand. I put so much work into my act, even researching the types of food combinations to eat in order to put on an entire five minute show. I feel betrayed in that all these modern performative art shows get all the attention, meanwhile nobody really appreciated the performative value of my show. Should I give it up? Or maybe I should try again at an actual performative art show?
File: magician.png (110 KB, 318x363) Anonymous 12/18/24(Wed)08:01:15 No.79788202 >Be me, 25 years old >Pretty good at magic tricks. >Have a couple acts I put together as part of my magician senior project back in the day. >Sometimes perform small shows for my friends when we're drinking. >They seem to enjoy it. Ladies seem to enjoy it if they're around. >I'm always learning new tricks, but start experimenting with other mediums. >Realize I'm pretty good with controlling farts. I can make farts of all different sounds. Also start experimenting with different foods and carbonated beverages. >Decide it would be a good idea to perform a fart show. >Basically I perform an act which incorporates a variety of farts with a few magic tricks and jokes mixed in. >Tell my friends I'll do a small magic performance but don't tell anyone any specifics. >Friendsgiving finally rolls around. >Gather everyone around and put on a drumbeat loop in the background(standard stuff). >Begin my fart show to a mix of jubilance and horror. >Performed the entire show(almost five minutes) and I didn't quite get the reaction I thought I would. There were a couple ladies who left in the middle of it. Everyone mostly avoided me for the rest of the night. I don't understand. I put so much work into my act, even researching the types of food combinations to eat in order to put on an entire five minute show. I feel betrayed in that all these modern performative art shows get all the attention, meanwhile nobody really appreciated the performative value of my show. Should I give it up? Or maybe I should try again at an actual performative art show?

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Chickens discovered meat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/10/17(Sun)11:09:47 No.36117406 >>36098782 (OP) # >have a chicken coop HEGRET NOTHING 422 KB GIF >mice come for free gimmidats >have an old air rifle >decide to go full swat >rush in to catch mice off-guard >its very hard to hit a small moving target with a single shot rifle >shot one in the back, it couldn't move but it was still alive > chickens sense the distress and go full t-rex mode >now they acquired the taste for mice > chickens now actively hunt mice >mfw the problem has solved itself 8:0
Anonymous 12/10/17(Sun)11:09:47 No.36117406 >>36098782 (OP) # >have a chicken coop HEGRET NOTHING 422 KB GIF >mice come for free gimmidats >have an old air rifle >decide to go full swat >rush in to catch mice off-guard >its very hard to hit a small moving target with a single shot rifle >shot one in the back, it couldn't move but it was still alive > chickens sense the distress and go full t-rex mode >now they acquired the taste for mice > chickens now actively hunt mice >mfw the problem has solved itself 8:0

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Anon obviously couldn’t take a hint | /r/Greentext

Anonymous F--- DEADASS? >be me 37 KB JPG her friends >hate her guts 07/04/23(Tue)16:20:37 No.73905484 >in 9th grade >know this one girl in my classes >9/10 hot asf but she's the most annoying bitch I've ever met. >steals my s---, insults me, s---- on my hobbies, tries to humiliate me in front of >one day I've had enough of her s--- and yell at her in the middle of class >her face is bright red and she stops messing with me >constantly tries initiating conversation with me afterward >ignore her or give one word answers >randomly stops me in the hallway and tries to talk to me >I was having a bad day >tell her to f--- off and die >runs away crying and stops talking to me >find out years later from a friend that she had a huge crush on me and bullied me to get my attention cuz thats how I acted with my friends >look her up on insta >she's drop dead gorgeous and in medical school studying to be a neurologist >realize what my life could've been I'm a virgin at 25 f--- everything man
Anonymous F--- DEADASS? >be me 37 KB JPG her friends >hate her guts 07/04/23(Tue)16:20:37 No.73905484 >in 9th grade >know this one girl in my classes >9/10 hot asf but she's the most annoying bitch I've ever met. >steals my s---, insults me, s---- on my hobbies, tries to humiliate me in front of >one day I've had enough of her s--- and yell at her in the middle of class >her face is bright red and she stops messing with me >constantly tries initiating conversation with me afterward >ignore her or give one word answers >randomly stops me in the hallway and tries to talk to me >I was having a bad day >tell her to f--- off and die >runs away crying and stops talking to me >find out years later from a friend that she had a huge crush on me and bullied me to get my attention cuz thats how I acted with my friends >look her up on insta >she's drop dead gorgeous and in medical school studying to be a neurologist >realize what my life could've been I'm a virgin at 25 f--- everything man

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Anon clears out his phone | /r/Greentext

File: bouncejak.png (191 KB, 1248x1284) ☐ Anonymous 12/18/24(Wed)08:22:44 No.79788307 >clearing out my phone >get to texts >it's literally all OTP and automated notifications from random s--- >the last time a human being texted me was in february when a coworker needed a ride to work anyone else at the point where you can hardly be said to exist because nobody perceives you?
File: bouncejak.png (191 KB, 1248x1284) ☐ Anonymous 12/18/24(Wed)08:22:44 No.79788307 >clearing out my phone >get to texts >it's literally all OTP and automated notifications from random s--- >the last time a human being texted me was in february when a coworker needed a ride to work anyone else at the point where you can hardly be said to exist because nobody perceives you?

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Anon make friend | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 399044708 640.5 KB PNG >>399044395 (OP) >be me 16 mins ago >finally get a decent computer for that time (i live in australia so we're always behind other countries) >about 10 >befriend a guy from europe on runescape >we become best buds >he messages me everytime I logon without fail >we skill together >we slay hill giants together >one day login >he tells me he got rune armour >says his gonna go in wildy and wants me to come >decide to go with him >he gets attack by ranger but we kill them >european friend low on health >pull out my rune scimmy start hitting him >kill him >he messages me "w-- bro i thought we friends" >take his armour >block him and logout crying I-I hope his well.
Anonymous | 399044708 640.5 KB PNG >>399044395 (OP) >be me 16 mins ago >finally get a decent computer for that time (i live in australia so we're always behind other countries) >about 10 >befriend a guy from europe on runescape >we become best buds >he messages me everytime I logon without fail >we skill together >we slay hill giants together >one day login >he tells me he got rune armour >says his gonna go in wildy and wants me to come >decide to go with him >he gets attack by ranger but we kill them >european friend low on health >pull out my rune scimmy start hitting him >kill him >he messages me "w-- bro i thought we friends" >take his armour >block him and logout crying I-I hope his well.

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History repeats itself | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>63044441 (OP) # 12/17/24(Tue)08:26:54 No.63044459 how do i get a 1x4 inch cylinder of soft material out of a rifle's chamber? additionally, its imperative that the cylinder goes unharmed >>63044476 # >>63044487 # >>63044528 # >>63044750 # >>63044843 #
Anonymous >>63044441 (OP) # 12/17/24(Tue)08:26:54 No.63044459 how do i get a 1x4 inch cylinder of soft material out of a rifle's chamber? additionally, its imperative that the cylinder goes unharmed >>63044476 # >>63044487 # >>63044528 # >>63044750 # >>63044843 #

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Manifest destiny | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_2098.jpg (548 KB, 932x651) ☐ Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)04:07:00 No.206973547 >>206976476 >>206977045 >>206979316 >>206979391 >goes to "war" >girlfriend cucks him >does nothing in war What was the point of this movie? >>206974004 >>206974035 >>206974053 >>206974054 >>206974065 >>206974066 >>206974083 >>206974139 >>206974144 >>206974325 >>206974641 >>206974663 >>206974754 >>206974824 >>206974834 >>206975359 >>206975518 >>206975695 >>206975983 Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat) 04:21:37 No.206973948 >>206973974 >>206973987 >>206974052 >>206974055 >>206974065 >>206974085 >>206974464 >>206974489 >>206974575 >>206974645 >>206979237 Average US vet experience.
File: IMG_2098.jpg (548 KB, 932x651) ☐ Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat)04:07:00 No.206973547 >>206976476 >>206977045 >>206979316 >>206979391 >goes to "war" >girlfriend cucks him >does nothing in war What was the point of this movie? >>206974004 >>206974035 >>206974053 >>206974054 >>206974065 >>206974066 >>206974083 >>206974139 >>206974144 >>206974325 >>206974641 >>206974663 >>206974754 >>206974824 >>206974834 >>206975359 >>206975518 >>206975695 >>206975983 Anonymous 12/14/24(Sat) 04:21:37 No.206973948 >>206973974 >>206973987 >>206974052 >>206974055 >>206974065 >>206974085 >>206974464 >>206974489 >>206974575 >>206974645 >>206979237 Average US vet experience.

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This community requires title to be at least 10 characters | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/18/22(Thu)18:18:41 No.69860893 81 KB JPG >be me >have gf >hear about Andrew Tate, decide to look him up >really like his advice >decide to try it on gf to gain her respect >be with her one day >tell her that I cheated on her (i didn't) >she is understandably upset >tell her "Yeah, got drunk. F----- some girl. Don't remember her name. If you want to leave you can leave." >she actually does >heartbroken, text her every day telling her it wasn't real and I was just following advice I got online to be cool >tell her to look up Andrew Tate so she'll see what i mean >pretty sure she blocked me, all our friends hate me now What the f--- do I do? She was my first gf, I literally have nothing without her.
Anonymous 08/18/22(Thu)18:18:41 No.69860893 81 KB JPG >be me >have gf >hear about Andrew Tate, decide to look him up >really like his advice >decide to try it on gf to gain her respect >be with her one day >tell her that I cheated on her (i didn't) >she is understandably upset >tell her "Yeah, got drunk. F----- some girl. Don't remember her name. If you want to leave you can leave." >she actually does >heartbroken, text her every day telling her it wasn't real and I was just following advice I got online to be cool >tell her to look up Andrew Tate so she'll see what i mean >pretty sure she blocked me, all our friends hate me now What the f--- do I do? She was my first gf, I literally have nothing without her.

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Drumpfs masterplan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: a2xCjAii) 12/17/24(Tue)19:14:02 No.491661319 >>491661371 >>491661572 >>491661616 >be 2025 >Trump wins second term, libs and media lose their minds >Everyone's convinced he's gonna pull the US out of NATO, sell Alaska back to Russia, and kiss Putin on live TV >Day 1: pulls troops back from Europe, calls Zelensky "a nice kid, but it's not our problem" >"America first," they cheer >Ukraine starts to buckle, Russia's momentum grows, autocrats around the world celebrating >Suddenly, out of nowhere >US delivers 500 HIMARS systems, 10,000 Abrams, F-16s, Patriots, and drops the full industrial might of the American military on Russia's head >Russian positions get flattened in weeks, Kremlin in total panic >Putin starts crying on TV about "Western aggression" >China tries to play tough - Trump slaps them with 1000% tariffs and threatens to bomb their ports if they so much as blink at Taiwan >North Korea? Their latest missile test blows up on the launch pad - Trump tweets "Rocket Man's fireworks are sad!" before dropping a fleet in the Yellow Sea >Iranian regime collapses under maximum sanctions and covert ops >Ukraine pushes to Moscow; Putin "disappears" into a bunker >Trump delivers a speech at a newly rebuilt Kyiv >"They all said, they said, 'Trump, he loves Russia. Trump loves Putin.' You know that, you've heard it, everybody said it. Not true, folks. We sent the best tanks. The Abrams, very tough. Very strong. Zelensky knows, he knows - I told him, I said, 'You're doing a fantastic job, but you need me to win. And we did it. Bye-bye, Putin! China? Behaving now. North Korea? Very quiet, very small rockets now, folks. Very sad rockets. Iran? They gave up - totally gave up. Nobody's heard from them in months. Because when America steps in, we win. And we win bigly. We won bigly, folks. You're welcome." >walks off stage to the sound of NATO leaders applauding and Zelensky tearing up >"God Bless America" plays as US troops raise the flag on a Kremlin reduced to rubble
Anonymous (ID: a2xCjAii) 12/17/24(Tue)19:14:02 No.491661319 >>491661371 >>491661572 >>491661616 >be 2025 >Trump wins second term, libs and media lose their minds >Everyone's convinced he's gonna pull the US out of NATO, sell Alaska back to Russia, and kiss Putin on live TV >Day 1: pulls troops back from Europe, calls Zelensky "a nice kid, but it's not our problem" >"America first," they cheer >Ukraine starts to buckle, Russia's momentum grows, autocrats around the world celebrating >Suddenly, out of nowhere >US delivers 500 HIMARS systems, 10,000 Abrams, F-16s, Patriots, and drops the full industrial might of the American military on Russia's head >Russian positions get flattened in weeks, Kremlin in total panic >Putin starts crying on TV about "Western aggression" >China tries to play tough - Trump slaps them with 1000% tariffs and threatens to bomb their ports if they so much as blink at Taiwan >North Korea? Their latest missile test blows up on the launch pad - Trump tweets "Rocket Man's fireworks are sad!" before dropping a fleet in the Yellow Sea >Iranian regime collapses under maximum sanctions and covert ops >Ukraine pushes to Moscow; Putin "disappears" into a bunker >Trump delivers a speech at a newly rebuilt Kyiv >"They all said, they said, 'Trump, he loves Russia. Trump loves Putin.' You know that, you've heard it, everybody said it. Not true, folks. We sent the best tanks. The Abrams, very tough. Very strong. Zelensky knows, he knows - I told him, I said, 'You're doing a fantastic job, but you need me to win. And we did it. Bye-bye, Putin! China? Behaving now. North Korea? Very quiet, very small rockets now, folks. Very sad rockets. Iran? They gave up - totally gave up. Nobody's heard from them in months. Because when America steps in, we win. And we win bigly. We won bigly, folks. You're welcome." >walks off stage to the sound of NATO leaders applauding and Zelensky tearing up >"God Bless America" plays as US troops raise the flag on a Kremlin reduced to rubble

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Anon's human rights are in danger | /r/Greentext

American hating chinese citiziens Tim Walz and Phil Murphy frivolously sue gun makers American hating chinese citizi(...) 12/16/24(Mon)02:09:03 No.1368617 GbOxzXZXAAAQGoi[1].jpg 61 KB JPG https://www.phillyvoice.com/new-jersey-glock-lawsuit-gun- switches-minnesota/ >Tim Walz, a chinese citizen, America hater and alleged child r----- has teamed up with Phil Murphy, an israeli citizen, America hater and intentional mass murderer of olds to sue Glock for frivolous b------- in an attempt to deny Americans their basic human rights
American hating chinese citiziens Tim Walz and Phil Murphy frivolously sue gun makers American hating chinese citizi(...) 12/16/24(Mon)02:09:03 No.1368617 GbOxzXZXAAAQGoi[1].jpg 61 KB JPG https://www.phillyvoice.com/new-jersey-glock-lawsuit-gun- switches-minnesota/ >Tim Walz, a chinese citizen, America hater and alleged child r----- has teamed up with Phil Murphy, an israeli citizen, America hater and intentional mass murderer of olds to sue Glock for frivolous b------- in an attempt to deny Americans their basic human rights

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Anon is a military strategist | /r/Greentext

725 KB JPEG The US has lost every war each time it has fought against an opponent that f---- animals. What does this mean for the future? > WARS LOST > Taliban - literally marry goats and f--- them > Vietcong - regularly f--- monkeys and water buffalo > Cubans - f--- so many pigs they named a bay after it > WARS WON > Nazis - only f--- pristine white women or jewish sex slaves > J--- - train women from childhood to be painted sex slaves > British - men mostly impotent, women resort to lesbianism > Spaniels - only f--- hot latina women who love a--- The next upcoming wars are against Russia and China. The Russians f--- bears and the Chinese f--- pandas. WE ARE DOOMED
725 KB JPEG The US has lost every war each time it has fought against an opponent that f---- animals. What does this mean for the future? > WARS LOST > Taliban - literally marry goats and f--- them > Vietcong - regularly f--- monkeys and water buffalo > Cubans - f--- so many pigs they named a bay after it > WARS WON > Nazis - only f--- pristine white women or jewish sex slaves > J--- - train women from childhood to be painted sex slaves > British - men mostly impotent, women resort to lesbianism > Spaniels - only f--- hot latina women who love a--- The next upcoming wars are against Russia and China. The Russians f--- bears and the Chinese f--- pandas. WE ARE DOOMED

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