Anonymous (ID: a2xCjAii) 12/17/24(Tue)19:14:02 No.491661319 >>491661371 >>491661572 >>491661616 >be 2025 >Trump wins second term, libs and media lose their minds >Everyone's convinced he's gonna pull the US out of NATO, sell Alaska back to Russia, and kiss Putin on live TV >Day 1: pulls troops back from Europe, calls Zelensky "a nice kid, but it's not our problem" >"America first," they cheer >Ukraine starts to buckle, Russia's momentum grows, autocrats around the world celebrating >Suddenly, out of nowhere >US delivers 500 HIMARS systems, 10,000 Abrams, F-16s, Patriots, and drops the full industrial might of the American military on Russia's head >Russian positions get flattened in weeks, Kremlin in total panic >Putin starts crying on TV about "Western aggression" >China tries to play tough - Trump slaps them with 1000% tariffs and threatens to bomb their ports if they so much as blink at Taiwan >North Korea? Their latest missile test blows up on the launch pad - Trump tweets "Rocket Man's fireworks are sad!" before dropping a fleet in the Yellow Sea >Iranian regime collapses under maximum sanctions and covert ops >Ukraine pushes to Moscow; Putin "disappears" into a bunker >Trump delivers a speech at a newly rebuilt Kyiv >"They all said, they said, 'Trump, he loves Russia. Trump loves Putin.' You know that, you've heard it, everybody said it. Not true, folks. We sent the best tanks. The Abrams, very tough. Very strong. Zelensky knows, he knows - I told him, I said, 'You're doing a fantastic job, but you need me to win. And we did it. Bye-bye, Putin! China? Behaving now. North Korea? Very quiet, very small rockets now, folks. Very sad rockets. Iran? They gave up - totally gave up. Nobody's heard from them in months. Because when America steps in, we win. And we win bigly. We won bigly, folks. You're welcome." >walks off stage to the sound of NATO leaders applauding and Zelensky tearing up >"God Bless America" plays as US troops raise the flag on a Kremlin reduced to rubble

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File: 1734408589511921.png (34 KB, 573x670) ? ☐ Joined the KKK Anonymous (ID: Ybqstjeg) 12/17/24(Tue)05:22:27 No.491617594 ►>>491617668 >>491617963 >>491617981 >>491618322 >>491618391 >>491618- >>491618431 >>491618472 >>491618748 >>491618913 >Joined the KKK last August >Became the official recorder, my only special duty is that I have to record the monthly meeting minutes >Thought I was gonna have fun burning crosses and doing Klan dances and harrassing blacks >Klavern doesn't do that anymore >My Klavem is basically 100% a charity organization/fraternity >All we do is work charity jobs or shoot the s--- and eat BBQ and watch movies >Never even wore the robes myself >Last month we all got together to clean up the local park >Last week we distributed shoes to children in need >Literally it's just a charity organization for white people >Everyone in town knows we're the KKK but they don't say it out loud >They actually like us I gotta admit I'm having alot of fun and feel good about myself but this is not what I was expecting. I don't know what I was expecting but gotta admit I like it.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: Bx06Jhvz ) ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/16/24(Mon)19:42:29 No.491602886 Peter R. Quiñc @PeterRQuin⚫ Dec 15 Hypothetical: One country must no longer exist. A: United States B: Israel Choose ○ 8 13 556 7K Rep. Don Bacon Read Revelations and report back. @RepDor 23h - 112 48 10 ılı 73K 88 KB JPG Donald John Bacon (R) is an American politician and retired military officer serving as the U.S. representative for Nebraska. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Bacon https://x.com/RepDonBacon/status/1868334120272585209 Anonymous (ID: TgJCydqZ >Name is Bacon >Loves jews You can only have one. 12/16/24(Mon)19:45:23 No.491603092

Anonymous 12/16/24(Mon) 19:08:40 No.41739806 full (13).jpg 207 KB JPG >Howdy, partner. You're finally awake. >You were tryin' to cross the border, I reckon? >Trotted right into that Royal ambush, same as us, an' that cattle rustler over there. : Anonymous >r--- 12/16/24(Mon) 19:10:48 No.41739809

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Anonymous (ID: a2xCjAii) 12/17/24(Tue)19:14:02 No.491661319 >>491661371 >>491661572 >>491661616 >be 2025 >Trump wins second term, libs and media lose their minds >Everyone's convinced he's gonna pull the US out of NATO, sell Alaska back to Russia, and kiss Putin on live TV >Day 1: pulls troops back from Europe, calls Zelensky "a nice kid, but it's not our problem" >"America first," they cheer >Ukraine starts to buckle, Russia's momentum grows, autocrats around the world celebrating >Suddenly, out of nowhere >US delivers 500 HIMARS systems, 10,000 Abrams, F-16s, Patriots, and drops the full industrial might of the American military on Russia's head >Russian positions get flattened in weeks, Kremlin in total panic >Putin starts crying on TV about "Western aggression" >China tries to play tough - Trump slaps them with 1000% tariffs and threatens to bomb their ports if they so much as blink at Taiwan >North Korea? Their latest missile test blows up on the launch pad - Trump tweets "Rocket Man's fireworks are sad!" before dropping a fleet in the Yellow Sea >Iranian regime collapses under maximum sanctions and covert ops >Ukraine pushes to Moscow; Putin "disappears" into a bunker >Trump delivers a speech at a newly rebuilt Kyiv >"They all said, they said, 'Trump, he loves Russia. Trump loves Putin.' You know that, you've heard it, everybody said it. Not true, folks. We sent the best tanks. The Abrams, very tough. Very strong. Zelensky knows, he knows - I told him, I said, 'You're doing a fantastic job, but you need me to win. And we did it. Bye-bye, Putin! China? Behaving now. North Korea? Very quiet, very small rockets now, folks. Very sad rockets. Iran? They gave up - totally gave up. Nobody's heard from them in months. Because when America steps in, we win. And we win bigly. We won bigly, folks. You're welcome." >walks off stage to the sound of NATO leaders applauding and Zelensky tearing up >"God Bless America" plays as US troops raise the flag on a Kremlin reduced to rubble

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