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| Anonymous 02/27/11 (Sun)01:34 No. 14058910 >Walking home from party late one evening >Several guys were following me, as my drunk ass managed to piss them off by existing Try to walk faster, to no avail, as I'm drunk as s--- >Catch me in some random college student neighborhood >Oh s---, my ass is about to be beaten >Still in talking phase >Lights flick on in the house >Three guys in full musketeer garb walk out >Leader is some blond guy with a beard, eyepatch, and some weird-ass accent "What sort of ruffians would be accosting someone outside our residence? Stand and deliver!" >Guys start yelling at them to f--- off, that I deserved to get my ass beaten >Very well, then. Draw steel, you blackguard" P2 □ Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)17:48 No.14353245 File 1301003335.ipg-(76 KB, 737x583, 4.jpg) All three of them draw rapiers on their belts >Guys run know not why those foul men sought your harm, but come and tell us the tale, stranger!" >Spend remainder of evening drinking mulled wine with lunatics >Bunch of Swedish re-enactors live there >Blond guy is actually missing an eye; lost it in a machine shop accident >Stagger home completely drunk with a hat I have no idea people like that existed. Or had the money to rent a house □ Soth !!knPhGL26gr 02/27/11 (Sun)01:36 No. 14058930 231405 F------ EPIC □ Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:41 No.14058982 3>140 THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS □ Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)17:57 No.14353317 14353245 H--------, this is still being posted? I figure I owe /tg/ a bit of an update on these guys Their leader, O he of one eye and little common sense, nearly had his visa revoked for these kinds of shenanigans. One too many arrests meant that his right to stay in the country was contested and he had to go to court to defend himself and prevent his visa from being revoked I was his ride to court, and had to testify to the board that he shouldn't be deported for lack of common sense or social normality His defense? A written speech, about three pages long, about the rights of man, the education he has received here, and the opportunities for a one-eyed machinist. The spirit of his crimes were all in defense of people who would otherwise suffer. For other witnesses, he had some of the random people he'd helped out, including one memorable point where a woman, nearly on the verge of tears pointed out how he'd taken on a guy threatening to r--- her and carrying a knife by whipping out a fencing saber, disarming him, and mocking him in his thick Swedish accent so that the girl could call the cops. Something like a dozen people all showed up, explaining how this dude, despite his eccentricities, made the country better. He was not deported, and lives here to this very day, stalking the streets in musketeer garb, rescuing drunks, and dispensing his own brand of justice
| Anonymous 02/27/11 (Sun)01:34 No. 14058910 >Walking home from party late one evening >Several guys were following me, as my drunk ass managed to piss them off by existing Try to walk faster, to no avail, as I'm drunk as s--- >Catch me in some random college student neighborhood >Oh s---, my ass is about to be beaten >Still in talking phase >Lights flick on in the house >Three guys in full musketeer garb walk out >Leader is some blond guy with a beard, eyepatch, and some weird-ass accent "What sort of ruffians would be accosting someone outside our residence? Stand and deliver!" >Guys start yelling at them to f--- off, that I deserved to get my ass beaten >Very well, then. Draw steel, you blackguard" P2 □ Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)17:48 No.14353245 File 1301003335.ipg-(76 KB, 737x583, 4.jpg) All three of them draw rapiers on their belts >Guys run know not why those foul men sought your harm, but come and tell us the tale, stranger!" >Spend remainder of evening drinking mulled wine with lunatics >Bunch of Swedish re-enactors live there >Blond guy is actually missing an eye; lost it in a machine shop accident >Stagger home completely drunk with a hat I have no idea people like that existed. Or had the money to rent a house □ Soth !!knPhGL26gr 02/27/11 (Sun)01:36 No. 14058930 231405 F------ EPIC □ Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:41 No.14058982 3>140 THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS □ Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)17:57 No.14353317 14353245 H--------, this is still being posted? I figure I owe /tg/ a bit of an update on these guys Their leader, O he of one eye and little common sense, nearly had his visa revoked for these kinds of shenanigans. One too many arrests meant that his right to stay in the country was contested and he had to go to court to defend himself and prevent his visa from being revoked I was his ride to court, and had to testify to the board that he shouldn't be deported for lack of common sense or social normality His defense? A written speech, about three pages long, about the rights of man, the education he has received here, and the opportunities for a one-eyed machinist. The spirit of his crimes were all in defense of people who would otherwise suffer. For other witnesses, he had some of the random people he'd helped out, including one memorable point where a woman, nearly on the verge of tears pointed out how he'd taken on a guy threatening to r--- her and carrying a knife by whipping out a fencing saber, disarming him, and mocking him in his thick Swedish accent so that the girl could call the cops. Something like a dozen people all showed up, explaining how this dude, despite his eccentricities, made the country better. He was not deported, and lives here to this very day, stalking the streets in musketeer garb, rescuing drunks, and dispensing his own brand of justice

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: Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)1 2:38:16 No.699741454 >>699735884 (OP) # get iPhone 5s >play with slow motion video >hit erect d--- on dresser >watched replay >f------ sweet thought gf would like to see. >video doesn't send in slow motion >normal paced video of me beating the f--- out of my dresser with my c---. >gf thinks I'm a psycho. >breaks up with me. >If it wasn't so funny, I would have cared. >>69974 1592# >>69974 1696 # >>69974 1789 # >>69974 1902 # >>699741980 #
: Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)1 2:38:16 No.699741454 >>699735884 (OP) # get iPhone 5s >play with slow motion video >hit erect d--- on dresser >watched replay >f------ sweet thought gf would like to see. >video doesn't send in slow motion >normal paced video of me beating the f--- out of my dresser with my c---. >gf thinks I'm a psycho. >breaks up with me. >If it wasn't so funny, I would have cared. >>69974 1592# >>69974 1696 # >>69974 1789 # >>69974 1902 # >>699741980 #

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. File: 1395371377016g-(15 KB, 350x265, 3558329024 474352014 badp) Anonymous (ID. ALF1AXU) 03/21/14(Fri)03:09:37 UTC No 538216537 PTreveling to friends house for holideys. Tweve hours so lar, driving through the night PAI night, this littlo s--- about ten, hes boen screeming and acting up >Playing Pokemon on his 3DS, announces every afteck in hormble screeching voice, sound effects included Four hours in the batery dies bus has power ports so his Mom puts on charger >Kid uriggling sbout and btching beceuse the battery doesnt charge quickly enough to keep playing right ewey Goes up to several other people in the bus Give me your phone "I wan your geme Mosl people gnore him, some poltely say no. Ha tries to take them anyway Big black dude with iPad tels kid to ga sit down when kid tries to take >Mom not pleased: 거ey don't you dare speak to my son like that you ape You probably cant even use that property." >Back dude p-----, but obiously used to this s---. Also has prety proper accant, Fresh Prince s--- yPiease Ma'am, don't hold us responstie for彻lusing you' child when it was your pour lu gernentto believe your prom debe woukd pukuL 0g >Mom about to叩e, Blackbro smling" od trying to steel another lads PSP Bus driver tels everybody to calm dowm or they'l gel kicked off Kid sits back down, but stil bitches unti he ean play again Doesnt know how to pay the game, keeps geting ass kicked by computer Continugd AnonymouS D: ALF1AXld) 03/21/14(Fny3:20:51 UTC No. 538218309 Repss: 225313885 -Get a few hours of sleep, neck f----- all week from seats >BAM next morning, bus puls into smat shopping ilag >Kid wnke up an hour ago, usual s--- going an, evarybody visibly p----- al him and his Mam Pul ino gas station'shopping center -Everybody wandering around, getting breakfast FKd sust puling stuff off the shelves and stuffing his face with Loops around the slore, around and around >His Mom is just sitting by the coffee stand at the store entrance, reading her tny fuckoing novel at one pege every ben minutes He starts swearing with the full yocabulary of a angsty teenager, knocking stuf off stands and displays with his anms -Tes in the aisle next to the one he's n, neer the end >A few stray cens of vagetables are siting in the speace under the shef Continued. Anonymous (D: ALF1AXid) 03/21/14(Fry3:24:48 UTC No 539218980 Repiss: 2253312231) >Go for goks, lean down, slide can under shet and into next ask Drect hit, hts his left foot and sends him into half 려 cartwheel while stil mertainng forward momentum >F------ swoar, ho looks o a cartoon, comploboly horizontal airtma But then grevity ipg Hts floor, keeps going thanks to super polished les On look.a giant pyramid 며 some liquid snap Estra value, galon botles. Dis gon be good >Into the bese he goes, bottles craish doun around hm >Caos ay off, so steadily pudding around him Mommy dearest sees this, goes into ful sprnt If the soap didnt break anything, her body sliding inlo him wold -She is just stunned, while he's crying and trying to run away >3l sipping around, can't get footing >Slore ownars running to assist while all the passengers are laughing at the two stooges doing their prat fal act >Bleck dude drops cless act and goes al "Ehit homief" on me. As much as wo beggod for him to liavo, bus drhor rotusod to lesve witho a the kid and m >She emerges from the store, looloing like Shrek had bukkaked her 가kid has massive bruise along al the len side of his face trom her he hit the noor -She peels matted hair off her face s"I will find out which one of you did this to my darting, baby boy PiTT, not in a store without securay cameras bich Continusd Anonymous (ID: ALF1AXId) 03/21 14(F3.35.42 UTC No 533220593 Reps: 220321003 2I3221120 2211 221 231822 114 22516221040 >Back on the bus, rding a high from nearly slaughterng the antichrist. -Four hours left, and廿 en vve transfer onso another bus >Kid sha bitching, but this time about his entine body aching Shoud be annoying, but is just music to al of us He talls aseep the rest of te way, I get in some shuleye too atter a s--- nigh >Wake up as bus puls into some small s------- of a town -we all get ofr, some leave, some se and wait for the next bus Mom is very obviously p-----, sticky, tired, and sore After sitting there for half an hour, fuming silenthy You did this didn't you you savage >He calmly denies She's on a rant, pointing at people ike her finger can shoot bulets Few of the locals are hanging around -Sho isnt stupid enough to biatantly say anything raciest to Blaclhro, who is slit calm as fuok Back and forth, she yeis, he denies >Finaly, she says "Ive had it with you people Starts walking oway >Blacktro "What do you mean you people?" It was obvious to everybody she only meant the other passengers, but Blackbro just used the Niggermancers special trap card Stay tuned for the grand finish 凵 Anonymous (ID ALF1AXld) 03/21/14(Fri)03.43 24 UTC №53822 185 1 Repias 2253ZZ211122A8222122aRa She's had it S"I mean you f------ fithy, kid beating niggor! >On and on she goes、spoutng ngger enough to embarass Dave Chappelle >Aher a couple of minules she runs out of brealh and slows down Blacldoro Shouldn't havo said niggar lady on why, you gonns beat me too you f------ monkey?" Blackbro, "I'm not sSits hack, opens up newspeper and starts reating Mom just confused for a moment, but then turns around Fsmernber how E mentioned that al the kcas were black Three portly Shanayneys, doled up in slutty makeup, Take nals and leopard print Where yuu think you goin' honey? >Nigress Unit #1 swings into her ston ach, Mom bends over in par. >Ngress Uihg #2 comes in and kicks her in the left shin. ㎞ocking her foot off balance. >As she fel 9·Nigress Unit 3 comes forward and grabs her by her, edding to her inomentum >Facs lands squarely on Unit #3S giant tree trunk leg knee She's out, kid's erying, crowd begins to disperse PI buy Bleckbro lunch >Bus shows up just around the time the cops do, we all get on and book it as Mom comas to >She begins to n after the bus as starts, but realises te futility and turns back PLast we see of her is her scresming at her Rid I remember her mentioning the trip was about imporlant business, lol f--- her. I stil see Blackbro every time I close my eyes THE END (Have other stories if requested.)
. File: 1395371377016g-(15 KB, 350x265, 3558329024 474352014 badp) Anonymous (ID. ALF1AXU) 03/21/14(Fri)03:09:37 UTC No 538216537 PTreveling to friends house for holideys. Tweve hours so lar, driving through the night PAI night, this littlo s--- about ten, hes boen screeming and acting up >Playing Pokemon on his 3DS, announces every afteck in hormble screeching voice, sound effects included Four hours in the batery dies bus has power ports so his Mom puts on charger >Kid uriggling sbout and btching beceuse the battery doesnt charge quickly enough to keep playing right ewey Goes up to several other people in the bus Give me your phone "I wan your geme Mosl people gnore him, some poltely say no. Ha tries to take them anyway Big black dude with iPad tels kid to ga sit down when kid tries to take >Mom not pleased: 거ey don't you dare speak to my son like that you ape You probably cant even use that property." >Back dude p-----, but obiously used to this s---. Also has prety proper accant, Fresh Prince s--- yPiease Ma'am, don't hold us responstie for彻lusing you' child when it was your pour lu gernentto believe your prom debe woukd pukuL 0g >Mom about to叩e, Blackbro smling" od trying to steel another lads PSP Bus driver tels everybody to calm dowm or they'l gel kicked off Kid sits back down, but stil bitches unti he ean play again Doesnt know how to pay the game, keeps geting ass kicked by computer Continugd AnonymouS D: ALF1AXld) 03/21/14(Fny3:20:51 UTC No. 538218309 Repss: 225313885 -Get a few hours of sleep, neck f----- all week from seats >BAM next morning, bus puls into smat shopping ilag >Kid wnke up an hour ago, usual s--- going an, evarybody visibly p----- al him and his Mam Pul ino gas station'shopping center -Everybody wandering around, getting breakfast FKd sust puling stuff off the shelves and stuffing his face with Loops around the slore, around and around >His Mom is just sitting by the coffee stand at the store entrance, reading her tny fuckoing novel at one pege every ben minutes He starts swearing with the full yocabulary of a angsty teenager, knocking stuf off stands and displays with his anms -Tes in the aisle next to the one he's n, neer the end >A few stray cens of vagetables are siting in the speace under the shef Continued. Anonymous (D: ALF1AXid) 03/21/14(Fry3:24:48 UTC No 539218980 Repiss: 2253312231) >Go for goks, lean down, slide can under shet and into next ask Drect hit, hts his left foot and sends him into half 려 cartwheel while stil mertainng forward momentum >F------ swoar, ho looks o a cartoon, comploboly horizontal airtma But then grevity ipg Hts floor, keeps going thanks to super polished les On look.a giant pyramid 며 some liquid snap Estra value, galon botles. Dis gon be good >Into the bese he goes, bottles craish doun around hm >Caos ay off, so steadily pudding around him Mommy dearest sees this, goes into ful sprnt If the soap didnt break anything, her body sliding inlo him wold -She is just stunned, while he's crying and trying to run away >3l sipping around, can't get footing >Slore ownars running to assist while all the passengers are laughing at the two stooges doing their prat fal act >Bleck dude drops cless act and goes al "Ehit homief" on me. As much as wo beggod for him to liavo, bus drhor rotusod to lesve witho a the kid and m >She emerges from the store, looloing like Shrek had bukkaked her 가kid has massive bruise along al the len side of his face trom her he hit the noor -She peels matted hair off her face s"I will find out which one of you did this to my darting, baby boy PiTT, not in a store without securay cameras bich Continusd Anonymous (ID: ALF1AXId) 03/21 14(F3.35.42 UTC No 533220593 Reps: 220321003 2I3221120 2211 221 231822 114 22516221040 >Back on the bus, rding a high from nearly slaughterng the antichrist. -Four hours left, and廿 en vve transfer onso another bus >Kid sha bitching, but this time about his entine body aching Shoud be annoying, but is just music to al of us He talls aseep the rest of te way, I get in some shuleye too atter a s--- nigh >Wake up as bus puls into some small s------- of a town -we all get ofr, some leave, some se and wait for the next bus Mom is very obviously p-----, sticky, tired, and sore After sitting there for half an hour, fuming silenthy You did this didn't you you savage >He calmly denies She's on a rant, pointing at people ike her finger can shoot bulets Few of the locals are hanging around -Sho isnt stupid enough to biatantly say anything raciest to Blaclhro, who is slit calm as fuok Back and forth, she yeis, he denies >Finaly, she says "Ive had it with you people Starts walking oway >Blacktro "What do you mean you people?" It was obvious to everybody she only meant the other passengers, but Blackbro just used the Niggermancers special trap card Stay tuned for the grand finish 凵 Anonymous (ID ALF1AXld) 03/21/14(Fri)03.43 24 UTC №53822 185 1 Repias 2253ZZ211122A8222122aRa She's had it S"I mean you f------ fithy, kid beating niggor! >On and on she goes、spoutng ngger enough to embarass Dave Chappelle >Aher a couple of minules she runs out of brealh and slows down Blacldoro Shouldn't havo said niggar lady on why, you gonns beat me too you f------ monkey?" Blackbro, "I'm not sSits hack, opens up newspeper and starts reating Mom just confused for a moment, but then turns around Fsmernber how E mentioned that al the kcas were black Three portly Shanayneys, doled up in slutty makeup, Take nals and leopard print Where yuu think you goin' honey? >Nigress Unit #1 swings into her ston ach, Mom bends over in par. >Ngress Uihg #2 comes in and kicks her in the left shin. ㎞ocking her foot off balance. >As she fel 9·Nigress Unit 3 comes forward and grabs her by her, edding to her inomentum >Facs lands squarely on Unit #3S giant tree trunk leg knee She's out, kid's erying, crowd begins to disperse PI buy Bleckbro lunch >Bus shows up just around the time the cops do, we all get on and book it as Mom comas to >She begins to n after the bus as starts, but realises te futility and turns back PLast we see of her is her scresming at her Rid I remember her mentioning the trip was about imporlant business, lol f--- her. I stil see Blackbro every time I close my eyes THE END (Have other stories if requested.)

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File: 1334797055.ipa-(33 KB, 500x500, 1330853175379jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: by9VNsb) 04/18/12(Wed)20:57:35 No.39431 0219 Cool black people stories 2 >be at friends house, he's black sturns out he has like 4 other black friends over swe all joke around, having a good time sdrinking some mtdew in a cup all of the sudden i get too worked up sthe word n----- slips out of my mouth room is dead f------ silent sbegin to sweat, looking around nervously oh s--- oh f--- sfriend looks at me thuh f--- dju just say, bitch? >serious face, he looks p----- NGSER Whoah, dude. Sorry. S---. him and his friends get super f------ scary and serious friend turns to this HUGE n---- friend behind him yo man, ice dis n----. she starts walking towards me >im scared shitless she comes real close to me leans down in my face >puts ice in my mt dew sentire house echoes with n----- laughter now that I think about it, it was pretty goddamn funny
File: 1334797055.ipa-(33 KB, 500x500, 1330853175379jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: by9VNsb) 04/18/12(Wed)20:57:35 No.39431 0219 Cool black people stories 2 >be at friends house, he's black sturns out he has like 4 other black friends over swe all joke around, having a good time sdrinking some mtdew in a cup all of the sudden i get too worked up sthe word n----- slips out of my mouth room is dead f------ silent sbegin to sweat, looking around nervously oh s--- oh f--- sfriend looks at me thuh f--- dju just say, bitch? >serious face, he looks p----- NGSER Whoah, dude. Sorry. S---. him and his friends get super f------ scary and serious friend turns to this HUGE n---- friend behind him yo man, ice dis n----. she starts walking towards me >im scared shitless she comes real close to me leans down in my face >puts ice in my mt dew sentire house echoes with n----- laughter now that I think about it, it was pretty goddamn funny

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File: 1378910856815.ipg-(57 KB, 500x333, 20100624iberico-badtop.jpg) □ Anonymous 09/11/13(Wed)10:47:36 No.505455 154 Replies: >>505456254 >>505457040 >2505457 How about a True but Funny thread? Here is my story >turned 20 >go out to celebrate my birthday >having the time of my life drunk >suddenly >get kidnapped >wake up in basement >hungry as f--- >guy with green masks come >"dude do you have some food? im starving to death" >he looks at me >im kinda scared, but really hungry too >"Please man, im dying of hunger here" > "Oh yeah.. what do you want?" with an calm but scary voice >"idk, do you have beef jerky or something?" >he turns around >ishelaughing jpg >"hey man, why are you laughing?" she turns around >"stay still, ill be right back" >less afraid and more hungry >ithinkimgonnadieofhunger >he comes back A M------------ BEEF JERKY SANDWICH >eat the s--- out of it >say "Thanks bro" >He kinda looks at me like a dog with armes crossed >start getting scared again, know im gonna die >say "atleast now, i can die in peace" >dude brakes the s--- and starts crying of laughter >unties me from chair >hits me in the head with a shovel while laughing >wake up in a motel >go home >26 now, never seen him agairn >never reported it either mfw, almost got killed , guy was brotier
File: 1378910856815.ipg-(57 KB, 500x333, 20100624iberico-badtop.jpg) □ Anonymous 09/11/13(Wed)10:47:36 No.505455 154 Replies: >>505456254 >>505457040 >2505457 How about a True but Funny thread? Here is my story >turned 20 >go out to celebrate my birthday >having the time of my life drunk >suddenly >get kidnapped >wake up in basement >hungry as f--- >guy with green masks come >"dude do you have some food? im starving to death" >he looks at me >im kinda scared, but really hungry too >"Please man, im dying of hunger here" > "Oh yeah.. what do you want?" with an calm but scary voice >"idk, do you have beef jerky or something?" >he turns around >ishelaughing jpg >"hey man, why are you laughing?" she turns around >"stay still, ill be right back" >less afraid and more hungry >ithinkimgonnadieofhunger >he comes back A M------------ BEEF JERKY SANDWICH >eat the s--- out of it >say "Thanks bro" >He kinda looks at me like a dog with armes crossed >start getting scared again, know im gonna die >say "atleast now, i can die in peace" >dude brakes the s--- and starts crying of laughter >unties me from chair >hits me in the head with a shovel while laughing >wake up in a motel >go home >26 now, never seen him agairn >never reported it either mfw, almost got killed , guy was brotier

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04/29/13(Mon)12:45 No. 187606013 Anonymous File: (3 KB, 126x126, 1271706413287.jpg) >>187605330 Some friends are having a birthday for one of their younger brothers >They have a gamecube permanently turned on with pretty much everything unlocked in Smash Bros but no memory card (they were a bit poor) >l got him a memory card for his present >When no one is watching, save the Smash data >Little later, nonchalantly ask what's up with the gamecube, my hand is on the power button >Friend and his little brothers freak out as I turn it off >Smallest one is crying "just kidding, happy birthday!" >Plug in the memory card and turn it back on >Save file corrupted Replies >187606189 >>187606194>187606297 >>187606380 >187606458 187606547 >s18760676 187609460 633187607212 187609156 3187609419
04/29/13(Mon)12:45 No. 187606013 Anonymous File: (3 KB, 126x126, 1271706413287.jpg) >>187605330 Some friends are having a birthday for one of their younger brothers >They have a gamecube permanently turned on with pretty much everything unlocked in Smash Bros but no memory card (they were a bit poor) >l got him a memory card for his present >When no one is watching, save the Smash data >Little later, nonchalantly ask what's up with the gamecube, my hand is on the power button >Friend and his little brothers freak out as I turn it off >Smallest one is crying "just kidding, happy birthday!" >Plug in the memory card and turn it back on >Save file corrupted Replies >187606189 >>187606194>187606297 >>187606380 >187606458 187606547 >s18760676 187609460 633187607212 187609156 3187609419

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2235574459 # reminds me get wisdom teeth removed >go home high as s--- get on the computer go to youtube really want to listen to Led Zeppelin ( don't even listen to them regularly) >keep typing in Led Zeppelin but nothing Led Zeppelin-related is coming up get mad >go to bed >sleep for like 12 hours. >wake up >go to delete my browsing history like I usually do "loop zoop" searched on youtube 25 times >I thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin'"
2235574459 # reminds me get wisdom teeth removed >go home high as s--- get on the computer go to youtube really want to listen to Led Zeppelin ( don't even listen to them regularly) >keep typing in Led Zeppelin but nothing Led Zeppelin-related is coming up get mad >go to bed >sleep for like 12 hours. >wake up >go to delete my browsing history like I usually do "loop zoop" searched on youtube 25 times >I thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin'"

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peer IIN4gGF77dRzD Wed Dec 18 14:00:50 2013 No.9938127 File: 11 KB, 250x100, 1387396850189.gif View same] [google] Quoted by: >9940029 >>9940053 >>9949163 >>9938151>9938175>>99381 93 >>9938216>>9938231>>9938261>>9938442 >>9938790>>9939365>9939400 smom knows I browse imageboards >start telling her about my day at school >she starts yelling "SAGE! SAGEr" sask her to please stop >she asks me why i am mad >tell her i'm not mad >she tells me i'm colon crusaded >just continue with my story >she keeps yelling "SAGE! SAGE! OP IS A F-----! DIDNT READI >my sister joins in my sister starts yelling "DESU DESU DESU DESu" >my dog walks into the room and starts howling >my mom reports him to my dad for derailing the thread smy dad puts the dog outside smy mom yells outside to the dog "ENJOY UR BAN F-----
peer IIN4gGF77dRzD Wed Dec 18 14:00:50 2013 No.9938127 File: 11 KB, 250x100, 1387396850189.gif View same] [google] Quoted by: >9940029 >>9940053 >>9949163 >>9938151>9938175>>99381 93 >>9938216>>9938231>>9938261>>9938442 >>9938790>>9939365>9939400 smom knows I browse imageboards >start telling her about my day at school >she starts yelling "SAGE! SAGEr" sask her to please stop >she asks me why i am mad >tell her i'm not mad >she tells me i'm colon crusaded >just continue with my story >she keeps yelling "SAGE! SAGE! OP IS A F-----! DIDNT READI >my sister joins in my sister starts yelling "DESU DESU DESU DESu" >my dog walks into the room and starts howling >my mom reports him to my dad for derailing the thread smy dad puts the dog outside smy mom yells outside to the dog "ENJOY UR BAN F-----

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Remember Jeff

Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:19 No. 185218580D >Be 17 >Be 2005 >Be getting wisdom teeth removed >Waking up from anesthetic >Just laying on the dentists chair trying to sleep >Mom arrives, "Come on, Anon, it's time to go." >Mom and nurse have my arms over each of their shoulders and are carrying me out the back of the dentists office >As we pass under a fan I think it's the sound of chopper rotors >Ask nurse, "Is Jeff alright? I didn't see him after the ambush." >Nurse WATs hard >Grab nurse by both lapels >"WHERE THE F--- IS JEFF!" >She looks at my mom with confusion, "Jeff isn't here." >Begin crying, "OH F---, THEY F------ GOT JEFF, THOSE M------------!" >Mom and nurse carry a weeping 17 year old out the back of a dentist's office while he has flashbacks to a war he never fought in about a man he never knew I still am confused about what the hell I was thinking.
Anonymous 03/31/12(Sat)00:19 No. 185218580D >Be 17 >Be 2005 >Be getting wisdom teeth removed >Waking up from anesthetic >Just laying on the dentists chair trying to sleep >Mom arrives, "Come on, Anon, it's time to go." >Mom and nurse have my arms over each of their shoulders and are carrying me out the back of the dentists office >As we pass under a fan I think it's the sound of chopper rotors >Ask nurse, "Is Jeff alright? I didn't see him after the ambush." >Nurse WATs hard >Grab nurse by both lapels >"WHERE THE F--- IS JEFF!" >She looks at my mom with confusion, "Jeff isn't here." >Begin crying, "OH F---, THEY F------ GOT JEFF, THOSE M------------!" >Mom and nurse carry a weeping 17 year old out the back of a dentist's office while he has flashbacks to a war he never fought in about a man he never knew I still am confused about what the hell I was thinking.

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Ballmaster

06/30/14(Mon)05:16:13 No.553960047 >At doctors >Getting my nuggets felt up because I had a pain >Female doctor Turns out fine, just epidydimitis >For some reason whenever I go to the docs I always feel I have to look smart >Throwing off medical jargon and referencing obscure bits of anatomy >S--- I must look hella booklearned >She says "Oh I suppose you were worried and did some of your own research" >Realize that if I admit to that I'm simultaneously admitting to being a little bitch and that all my knowledge was ad- hoc and wikipedia acquired >Say "No, I just know a lot about balls" >Cant remember what happened after that because my soul evacuated my body
06/30/14(Mon)05:16:13 No.553960047 >At doctors >Getting my nuggets felt up because I had a pain >Female doctor Turns out fine, just epidydimitis >For some reason whenever I go to the docs I always feel I have to look smart >Throwing off medical jargon and referencing obscure bits of anatomy >S--- I must look hella booklearned >She says "Oh I suppose you were worried and did some of your own research" >Realize that if I admit to that I'm simultaneously admitting to being a little bitch and that all my knowledge was ad- hoc and wikipedia acquired >Say "No, I just know a lot about balls" >Cant remember what happened after that because my soul evacuated my body

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Jumporn

File: sca-pictures ipg (15 KB, 480x360) Anonymous 10/21/16(Fri)09:05:25 No.708732231708732261 horror of pon! anything includes scary things about p---! i'll start Anonymous 10/21/16(Fri)09:05:54 No. 708732261 File: scary-m 2-708732383 (19 KB, 348x256) >be me few years back >bored as s--- >hava an awesome idea, you know the maze-game up? immatrollafriend exe B60 at which if you touch the wall a scary image pops >download some HD top quality p--- with lesbians and double BJs >movie editor! OPENUP sinsert image (pic related) into middle of a nice scene >save it and upload to a few pornsites >start chatting with an a------ from my class "And what kind of p--- do you like anon >this is it send him a link to my "trap-video" >he keeps typing thats some good s--- anon >sleepy as f--- so go to sleep ?" next day >he doesn't show up in school >w--.jpg >teacher assigns me to visit him and give him the homework hismom answers the door hello mom of anon! is anon at home? i get his homework" "im sorry sweety, anon is in hospital" WHAT THE F---.GIF "hmm what happened to him?" >looks like the f----- was jerking furiously to my video and when the bitchface showed up he tore off his d--- and in hospital sa guy died of hearth attack a few months later on the same video >mfw i never get caught because no one will admit that they watched p--- how was your day /pol/? Anonymous 10/21/16(Fri)09:07:24 No.708732383 >MFW MFW the video is still out there somewhere lurking for prey
File: sca-pictures ipg (15 KB, 480x360) Anonymous 10/21/16(Fri)09:05:25 No.708732231708732261 horror of pon! anything includes scary things about p---! i'll start Anonymous 10/21/16(Fri)09:05:54 No. 708732261 File: scary-m 2-708732383 (19 KB, 348x256) >be me few years back >bored as s--- >hava an awesome idea, you know the maze-game up? immatrollafriend exe B60 at which if you touch the wall a scary image pops >download some HD top quality p--- with lesbians and double BJs >movie editor! OPENUP sinsert image (pic related) into middle of a nice scene >save it and upload to a few pornsites >start chatting with an a------ from my class "And what kind of p--- do you like anon >this is it send him a link to my "trap-video" >he keeps typing thats some good s--- anon >sleepy as f--- so go to sleep ?" next day >he doesn't show up in school >w--.jpg >teacher assigns me to visit him and give him the homework hismom answers the door hello mom of anon! is anon at home? i get his homework" "im sorry sweety, anon is in hospital" WHAT THE F---.GIF "hmm what happened to him?" >looks like the f----- was jerking furiously to my video and when the bitchface showed up he tore off his d--- and in hospital sa guy died of hearth attack a few months later on the same video >mfw i never get caught because no one will admit that they watched p--- how was your day /pol/? Anonymous 10/21/16(Fri)09:07:24 No.708732383 >MFW MFW the video is still out there somewhere lurking for prey

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Anonymous 10/15/12 (Mon)00:10 No.15227975 Replies: 1522799415228047 15228054 15228108 15228150 15228334 15228793 swork as nurse ambulance friend gets call about fat man in house having a heart attack or something go with him pull up to his house sas soon as i get out i gag from the smell >wall of putrid stench hits us and it's like that episode of spongebob where the smell of the ketchup and bean sundae incinerates patrick's eyebrows see what i think is a folded mattress or bean bag chair on the couch Srealize it's a human being She's naked and has a thin coating of crust on him sask if he's alive S"oog ee bah chan lah con han solo" stranslated from jaba to english he said yeah swe try to figure out how to roll him to the ambulance he won't fit through his own f------ door >we look for and find a sledge hammer and bash the sides of his doorway (it's a cheap ass wooden house) Proll him through, watching the edges s he takes up the entire f------ ambualnce back seat She tells me his foot has been hurting him for weeks try to find it, then i fiddled with it stryin to inspect his ankle i accidentally turn his foot 180 degrees Sall my wat >shocked i pull his foot away with my hand Shis foot slides off his bone like a f------ sock Sall of my fuckmedicalproffesionandthisplanet.png.dds.exe.txt.gif I blacked out after i realized i was holding a 30 lb. foot in my hand and his toxic odor hotboxed the vehicle
Anonymous 10/15/12 (Mon)00:10 No.15227975 Replies: 1522799415228047 15228054 15228108 15228150 15228334 15228793 swork as nurse ambulance friend gets call about fat man in house having a heart attack or something go with him pull up to his house sas soon as i get out i gag from the smell >wall of putrid stench hits us and it's like that episode of spongebob where the smell of the ketchup and bean sundae incinerates patrick's eyebrows see what i think is a folded mattress or bean bag chair on the couch Srealize it's a human being She's naked and has a thin coating of crust on him sask if he's alive S"oog ee bah chan lah con han solo" stranslated from jaba to english he said yeah swe try to figure out how to roll him to the ambulance he won't fit through his own f------ door >we look for and find a sledge hammer and bash the sides of his doorway (it's a cheap ass wooden house) Proll him through, watching the edges s he takes up the entire f------ ambualnce back seat She tells me his foot has been hurting him for weeks try to find it, then i fiddled with it stryin to inspect his ankle i accidentally turn his foot 180 degrees Sall my wat >shocked i pull his foot away with my hand Shis foot slides off his bone like a f------ sock Sall of my fuckmedicalproffesionandthisplanet.png.dds.exe.txt.gif I blacked out after i realized i was holding a 30 lb. foot in my hand and his toxic odor hotboxed the vehicle

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Hamburglar

Anonymous (ID: JIFXcpb1) 04/07/13(Sun)20:41:11 UTC-4 No.471037740 Replies: 22471038158 22471043601 22471048060 >UKfag in mcdonalds >really drunk and stoned >order 20 cheeseburgers seat i think 9 >throw the rest one by one into the thronging crowd yelling I AM THE HAMBURGLAR AND IVE HAD A CHANGE OF HEART become mcdonalds hero >someone offers me a flask of whisky >throw up >£20 wasted
Anonymous (ID: JIFXcpb1) 04/07/13(Sun)20:41:11 UTC-4 No.471037740 Replies: 22471038158 22471043601 22471048060 >UKfag in mcdonalds >really drunk and stoned >order 20 cheeseburgers seat i think 9 >throw the rest one by one into the thronging crowd yelling I AM THE HAMBURGLAR AND IVE HAD A CHANGE OF HEART become mcdonalds hero >someone offers me a flask of whisky >throw up >£20 wasted

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Quick pick up game

Anonymous (ID: SA9TAPSF) 06/30/13(Sun)20:07:33 No.490295126 Replies: 4902954364902956642490296623490297450490297870 >be at work >suddenly walls fall down pick up walls >boss walks in >asks me why i'm holding walls >tell him walls fell down >boss takes walls >boss puts walls back >suddenly boss falls down >pick up boss Anonymous (ID: KQEZGnUV) 06/30/13(Sun)20:18:16 No.490296723 File: 1372637896089 ipg-(47 KB, 320x240, 4453.jpg) OP what the f--- >co-worker walks in asks me why i'm holding boss tell him boss fell down co-worker takes boss >co-worker sticks a massive d--- up his ass suddenly d--- falls down >pick up d--- >suddenly wife walks in >asks me why i'm holding d--- tell her d--- fell down >wife takes d--- >suddenly wife falls down >pick up wife >smash her f------ face in >suddenly face falls down >pick up d--- >stick in gaping whole where face was >suddenly gaping whole falls down >pick up gaping whole >gaping whole swallows me in another universe >suddenly another universe falls down in void >suddenly void falls down >boss walks in >picks up co-worker >smash his d--- in IDONT UNDERSTAND Anonymous (ID: WVYKA56F) 06/30/13(Sun)20:22:49 No.490297450 File: 1372638169286.gif-(1.21 MB, 320x240, 1366938151158.gif) Ladies and gentlemen, behold the pinnacle of English Literature □ Anonymous (ID: DsJKklma) 06/30/13(Sun)20:25:17 No.490297870 File -(426 KB, 533x609, Ive Seen Some S---.png) 27 □ Anonymous (ID: NEFcOCk3) 06/30/13(Sun)20:09:53 No.490295436 lolwut Anonymous (ID: dne3BDif) 06/30/13(Sun)20:11:34 No.490295664 wife falls down co-worker walks in >picks up co-worker suddenly boss falls down in another void never doing drugs again >249 What the f--- did I just read?
Anonymous (ID: SA9TAPSF) 06/30/13(Sun)20:07:33 No.490295126 Replies: 4902954364902956642490296623490297450490297870 >be at work >suddenly walls fall down pick up walls >boss walks in >asks me why i'm holding walls >tell him walls fell down >boss takes walls >boss puts walls back >suddenly boss falls down >pick up boss Anonymous (ID: KQEZGnUV) 06/30/13(Sun)20:18:16 No.490296723 File: 1372637896089 ipg-(47 KB, 320x240, 4453.jpg) OP what the f--- >co-worker walks in asks me why i'm holding boss tell him boss fell down co-worker takes boss >co-worker sticks a massive d--- up his ass suddenly d--- falls down >pick up d--- >suddenly wife walks in >asks me why i'm holding d--- tell her d--- fell down >wife takes d--- >suddenly wife falls down >pick up wife >smash her f------ face in >suddenly face falls down >pick up d--- >stick in gaping whole where face was >suddenly gaping whole falls down >pick up gaping whole >gaping whole swallows me in another universe >suddenly another universe falls down in void >suddenly void falls down >boss walks in >picks up co-worker >smash his d--- in IDONT UNDERSTAND Anonymous (ID: WVYKA56F) 06/30/13(Sun)20:22:49 No.490297450 File: 1372638169286.gif-(1.21 MB, 320x240, 1366938151158.gif) Ladies and gentlemen, behold the pinnacle of English Literature □ Anonymous (ID: DsJKklma) 06/30/13(Sun)20:25:17 No.490297870 File -(426 KB, 533x609, Ive Seen Some S---.png) 27 □ Anonymous (ID: NEFcOCk3) 06/30/13(Sun)20:09:53 No.490295436 lolwut Anonymous (ID: dne3BDif) 06/30/13(Sun)20:11:34 No.490295664 wife falls down co-worker walks in >picks up co-worker suddenly boss falls down in another void never doing drugs again >249 What the f--- did I just read?

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Anonymous (ID: POlt+ycV) 06/26/12 (Tue)21:45:28 No.408630889 >Be 15 Me and Sri Lanken friend go get really f------ high sWe decide to go back to his place >His parents are home so we go to his room >He starts vomiting on the floor >His parents rush in >The don't know how to speak english so they're yelling at me in tamil or some other brown language dudewtfisgoingon They point at the vomit and then point at a mop Using my stoner logic, I assume they're telling me that I have vomit on my leg and should clean it with the mop Begin rubbing my leg with mop >Parents yell even more >Assume they're telling me that I should just go in their shower Proceed to enter shower still have the mop begin to take a shower with my clothes on while rubbing my leg with a mop >I decide to just leave >Find out the next day that his parents do speak english and they were yelling in english the whole time I've never been to his place again
Anonymous (ID: POlt+ycV) 06/26/12 (Tue)21:45:28 No.408630889 >Be 15 Me and Sri Lanken friend go get really f------ high sWe decide to go back to his place >His parents are home so we go to his room >He starts vomiting on the floor >His parents rush in >The don't know how to speak english so they're yelling at me in tamil or some other brown language dudewtfisgoingon They point at the vomit and then point at a mop Using my stoner logic, I assume they're telling me that I have vomit on my leg and should clean it with the mop Begin rubbing my leg with mop >Parents yell even more >Assume they're telling me that I should just go in their shower Proceed to enter shower still have the mop begin to take a shower with my clothes on while rubbing my leg with a mop >I decide to just leave >Find out the next day that his parents do speak english and they were yelling in english the whole time I've never been to his place again

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Typical /k/

>> O Anonymous 03/31/16(Thu)05:25:52 No. 29445825 2229448257 229449032 >send drones to kill /k/ >drone pilot sees fat naked man on a roof with nothing on but a steel helmet and gas mask She has a hunting rifle between his legs, and is rubbing his n------ >pilot steps back for a second to assess what he just witnessed >suddenly gets tackled >its a different naked fat man >he has a horse mask on >pulls some strange purple thing out from under his mask >its a dildo the size of a wine bottle >too shocked to do anything about the 300lbs of fat and acne laying ontop of him >by the time he realizes whats happening, theres a pair of cat ears on his head and a lot of pressure on his anus >meanwhile the drone is getting pelted with full rounds of .221r being volley fired out of shotguns war, war never changes.
>> O Anonymous 03/31/16(Thu)05:25:52 No. 29445825 2229448257 229449032 >send drones to kill /k/ >drone pilot sees fat naked man on a roof with nothing on but a steel helmet and gas mask She has a hunting rifle between his legs, and is rubbing his n------ >pilot steps back for a second to assess what he just witnessed >suddenly gets tackled >its a different naked fat man >he has a horse mask on >pulls some strange purple thing out from under his mask >its a dildo the size of a wine bottle >too shocked to do anything about the 300lbs of fat and acne laying ontop of him >by the time he realizes whats happening, theres a pair of cat ears on his head and a lot of pressure on his anus >meanwhile the drone is getting pelted with full rounds of .221r being volley fired out of shotguns war, war never changes.

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Sky dive

Anonymous (ID sYou suddenly realize your parachute has a malfunction and it won't open you have a mobile phone Senough time to make one call Who you gonna call and what would you say? +23 posis and 4 imiage replies omitted Click here to view >> ■ Anonymous (ID:ameen ) 08/07/14(Thu)20:24:34 No.561 113647 File: 1395018070785 ipg (52 KB, 364x537) >whip out cell phone call gf 'wwwwwwww0000000oowwwwoowowwowowOWo gf calls me a a------ thinking im just repeatedly blowing into the microphone like i usually do
Anonymous (ID sYou suddenly realize your parachute has a malfunction and it won't open you have a mobile phone Senough time to make one call Who you gonna call and what would you say? +23 posis and 4 imiage replies omitted Click here to view >> ■ Anonymous (ID:ameen ) 08/07/14(Thu)20:24:34 No.561 113647 File: 1395018070785 ipg (52 KB, 364x537) >whip out cell phone call gf 'wwwwwwww0000000oowwwwoowowwowowOWo gf calls me a a------ thinking im just repeatedly blowing into the microphone like i usually do

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Mad Max

File: Aus png (460 KB, 720x733) Cops Called, Eggs Thrown At Hundreds Of Pokémon Go Players In Sydney Luke Punkot 07/13/16(Wed)19.33.17 No.344919409 3449 19524 >>344919802 >>3449 19920 >Some background: Rhodes is a suburb with a ton of high-density apartments, all clustered around the waterfront and a big IKEA/shopping mall. >When Pokémon Go was released last week, a combination of the high population density and a number of Pokestops in the suburb's Peg Paterson Park meant that it was one of the best (and most popular) places in all of Sydney to catch some pocket monsters > Massive crowds, sometimes peaking at over 1000 people, have flocked to the park, often late at night, and after a few evenings of this noise and bustle the residents of the apartment buildings overlooking the action have had enough. >On Tuesday night, things came to a head. Reports that at some residents -reacting to the "complete chaos, and "massive levels of noise,-started throwing waterbombs and eggs at the crowd >One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated > The Mad Max aficionado's attacks sent panics through the crowd and a stampede ensued until police arrived to end the confrontation. In the end 36 Pokemon Go players were treated for lacerations and an additional 7 for injuries during the stampede. Why is this allowed? We just want to catch some Pokemon. Leave us alone, we're not hurting anyone Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)19:34 26 No 344919524 344919939 2234492 1190 File: 1447025790919 ipg (117 KB, 996x868) One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated Au AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)1939 14 № 34491 9987トー34492 1190 22344922661 File (1.02 MB, 1920x1080) >One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated F------ Straya Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed) 19:44:47 No.344920479トー344921190 File: 1457221839917png (464 KB, 481x518) 344919409 (OP >he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind attacks as some witnesses stated Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)19:45:33 No. 344920541 146631508 1633 png (694 KB, 640x480) トー44921199 >One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using whirlwind attacks as some witnesses stated. BASED Where were you when pokefags got BTFO?
File: Aus png (460 KB, 720x733) Cops Called, Eggs Thrown At Hundreds Of Pokémon Go Players In Sydney Luke Punkot 07/13/16(Wed)19.33.17 No.344919409 3449 19524 >>344919802 >>3449 19920 >Some background: Rhodes is a suburb with a ton of high-density apartments, all clustered around the waterfront and a big IKEA/shopping mall. >When Pokémon Go was released last week, a combination of the high population density and a number of Pokestops in the suburb's Peg Paterson Park meant that it was one of the best (and most popular) places in all of Sydney to catch some pocket monsters > Massive crowds, sometimes peaking at over 1000 people, have flocked to the park, often late at night, and after a few evenings of this noise and bustle the residents of the apartment buildings overlooking the action have had enough. >On Tuesday night, things came to a head. Reports that at some residents -reacting to the "complete chaos, and "massive levels of noise,-started throwing waterbombs and eggs at the crowd >One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated > The Mad Max aficionado's attacks sent panics through the crowd and a stampede ensued until police arrived to end the confrontation. In the end 36 Pokemon Go players were treated for lacerations and an additional 7 for injuries during the stampede. Why is this allowed? We just want to catch some Pokemon. Leave us alone, we're not hurting anyone Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)19:34 26 No 344919524 344919939 2234492 1190 File: 1447025790919 ipg (117 KB, 996x868) One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated Au AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)1939 14 № 34491 9987トー34492 1190 22344922661 File (1.02 MB, 1920x1080) >One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using whirlwind" attacks as some witnesses stated F------ Straya Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed) 19:44:47 No.344920479トー344921190 File: 1457221839917png (464 KB, 481x518) 344919409 (OP >he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using "whirlwind attacks as some witnesses stated Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)19:45:33 No. 344920541 146631508 1633 png (694 KB, 640x480) トー44921199 >One resident, dressed in a Mad Max costume, threatened to fight the entire crowd. When the crowd called his bluff, he produced a broom wrapped in barb wire and launched himself into the crowd using whirlwind attacks as some witnesses stated. BASED Where were you when pokefags got BTFO?

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Tables turnt

rcmp high river.jpg (40 KB, 650x434) google iqdb □ Anonymous 1 day ago No.29725707 >>29725751 >>2972 >>29728046 >>29728080 >>29728303 >>29728353 >>29728608 >>29733820 >>29733892 >>29733958 >>29734517 >>29734577 >POLICE OPEN UP! WE DONT NEED A WARRANT! How do you respond? Anonymous 1 day ago No.29728046 >>29729331 >>29730698 >>29730892 no girls jpg (40 KB, 480x443) google iqdb >>29725707 (OP) >Grab gun and gear >Sneak out back door >Get to the back of their line >Wait for them to bust the door in >Once they all enter close the door behind them >Knock on the door and tell them to come out with their hands up My how the tables have turned.
rcmp high river.jpg (40 KB, 650x434) google iqdb □ Anonymous 1 day ago No.29725707 >>29725751 >>2972 >>29728046 >>29728080 >>29728303 >>29728353 >>29728608 >>29733820 >>29733892 >>29733958 >>29734517 >>29734577 >POLICE OPEN UP! WE DONT NEED A WARRANT! How do you respond? Anonymous 1 day ago No.29728046 >>29729331 >>29730698 >>29730892 no girls jpg (40 KB, 480x443) google iqdb >>29725707 (OP) >Grab gun and gear >Sneak out back door >Get to the back of their line >Wait for them to bust the door in >Once they all enter close the door behind them >Knock on the door and tell them to come out with their hands up My how the tables have turned.

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