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![peer IIN4gGF77dRzD Wed Dec 18 14:00:50 2013 No.9938127 File: 11 KB, 250x100, 1387396850189.gif View same] [google] Quoted by: >9940029 >>9940053 >>9949163 >>9938151>9938175>>99381 93 >>9938216>>9938231>>9938261>>9938442 >>9938790>>9939365>9939400 smom knows I browse imageboards >start telling her about my day at school >she starts yelling "SAGE! SAGEr" sask her to please stop >she asks me why i am mad >tell her i'm not mad >she tells me i'm colon crusaded >just continue with my story >she keeps yelling "SAGE! SAGE! OP IS A F-----! DIDNT READI >my sister joins in my sister starts yelling "DESU DESU DESU DESu" >my dog walks into the room and starts howling >my mom reports him to my dad for derailing the thread smy dad puts the dog outside smy mom yells outside to the dog "ENJOY UR BAN F-----](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/261/731/73a.jpg "When ur family gets on the chan")
![O Cant even have sex in my dreams Anonymous 07/27/23(Thu)16:25:56 No.74182713 [Reply] ▶ >>74184551 >At supermarket >Little kid squirts oil or something all down my back >Turn around to chase him off and exclaim >Brown skinned short haired qt behind me sympathizes with me >She says thats why she wears this and turns around >Pretty much exactly pic related, green and everything but its low cut in the back >Dont get how having an exposed back would have protected her but still >Remark how amazing she looks >She is appreciative and pulls down the shorts part to reveal black panties >Literally amazed at a woman doing this in front of me >Say, well I better go take a shower >All public restrooms have built in showers for some reason >She says something like a shower would be amazing right now >Ask her to join me >She agrees and we arrange to meet up in a couple mins at the restroom >Go to find my entire extended family who are all shopping at the mall >Tell them that some kid spilled all this s--- on me and Im going to take a shower in the public restroom >My mother decides to also go the womens restroom and walks with me >Brown qt walks out of the mens restroom looking for me and sees me with my mother >She gets the idea of whats going on and I motion for her to sit on the bench and wait it out as I assume she wont be long >Enter mens restroom and see/hear my mother sit on the bench outside and begin talking to brown qt >Shes literally waiting for me to finish showering >Feel myself give up at this point >Wake up I have literally never had an erotic dream come to any sort of conclusion in my entire life. I cant even get laid in my imagination bros](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/630/846/7cc.png "green blood runs deep | /r/Greentext")
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