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. File: 1395371377016g-(15 KB, 350x265, 3558329024 474352014 badp) Anonymous (ID. ALF1AXU) 03/21/14(Fri)03:09:37 UTC No 538216537 PTreveling to friends house for holideys. Tweve hours so lar, driving through the night PAI night, this littlo s--- about ten, hes boen screeming and acting up >Playing Pokemon on his 3DS, announces every afteck in hormble screeching voice, sound effects included Four hours in the batery dies bus has power ports so his Mom puts on charger >Kid uriggling sbout and btching beceuse the battery doesnt charge quickly enough to keep playing right ewey Goes up to several other people in the bus Give me your phone "I wan your geme Mosl people gnore him, some poltely say no. Ha tries to take them anyway Big black dude with iPad tels kid to ga sit down when kid tries to take >Mom not pleased: 거ey don't you dare speak to my son like that you ape You probably cant even use that property." >Back dude p-----, but obiously used to this s---. Also has prety proper accant, Fresh Prince s--- yPiease Ma'am, don't hold us responstie for彻lusing you' child when it was your pour lu gernentto believe your prom debe woukd pukuL 0g >Mom about to叩e, Blackbro smling" od trying to steel another lads PSP Bus driver tels everybody to calm dowm or they'l gel kicked off Kid sits back down, but stil bitches unti he ean play again Doesnt know how to pay the game, keeps geting ass kicked by computer Continugd AnonymouS D: ALF1AXld) 03/21/14(Fny3:20:51 UTC No. 538218309 Repss: 225313885 -Get a few hours of sleep, neck f----- all week from seats >BAM next morning, bus puls into smat shopping ilag >Kid wnke up an hour ago, usual s--- going an, evarybody visibly p----- al him and his Mam Pul ino gas station'shopping center -Everybody wandering around, getting breakfast FKd sust puling stuff off the shelves and stuffing his face with Loops around the slore, around and around >His Mom is just sitting by the coffee stand at the store entrance, reading her tny fuckoing novel at one pege every ben minutes He starts swearing with the full yocabulary of a angsty teenager, knocking stuf off stands and displays with his anms -Tes in the aisle next to the one he's n, neer the end >A few stray cens of vagetables are siting in the speace under the shef Continued. Anonymous (D: ALF1AXid) 03/21/14(Fry3:24:48 UTC No 539218980 Repiss: 2253312231) >Go for goks, lean down, slide can under shet and into next ask Drect hit, hts his left foot and sends him into half 려 cartwheel while stil mertainng forward momentum >F------ swoar, ho looks o a cartoon, comploboly horizontal airtma But then grevity ipg Hts floor, keeps going thanks to super polished les On look.a giant pyramid 며 some liquid snap Estra value, galon botles. Dis gon be good >Into the bese he goes, bottles craish doun around hm >Caos ay off, so steadily pudding around him Mommy dearest sees this, goes into ful sprnt If the soap didnt break anything, her body sliding inlo him wold -She is just stunned, while he's crying and trying to run away >3l sipping around, can't get footing >Slore ownars running to assist while all the passengers are laughing at the two stooges doing their prat fal act >Bleck dude drops cless act and goes al "Ehit homief" on me. As much as wo beggod for him to liavo, bus drhor rotusod to lesve witho a the kid and m >She emerges from the store, looloing like Shrek had bukkaked her 가kid has massive bruise along al the len side of his face trom her he hit the noor -She peels matted hair off her face s"I will find out which one of you did this to my darting, baby boy PiTT, not in a store without securay cameras bich Continusd Anonymous (ID: ALF1AXId) 03/21 14(F3.35.42 UTC No 533220593 Reps: 220321003 2I3221120 2211 221 231822 114 22516221040 >Back on the bus, rding a high from nearly slaughterng the antichrist. -Four hours left, and廿 en vve transfer onso another bus >Kid sha bitching, but this time about his entine body aching Shoud be annoying, but is just music to al of us He talls aseep the rest of te way, I get in some shuleye too atter a s--- nigh >Wake up as bus puls into some small s------- of a town -we all get ofr, some leave, some se and wait for the next bus Mom is very obviously p-----, sticky, tired, and sore After sitting there for half an hour, fuming silenthy You did this didn't you you savage >He calmly denies She's on a rant, pointing at people ike her finger can shoot bulets Few of the locals are hanging around -Sho isnt stupid enough to biatantly say anything raciest to Blaclhro, who is slit calm as fuok Back and forth, she yeis, he denies >Finaly, she says "Ive had it with you people Starts walking oway >Blacktro "What do you mean you people?" It was obvious to everybody she only meant the other passengers, but Blackbro just used the Niggermancers special trap card Stay tuned for the grand finish 凵 Anonymous (ID ALF1AXld) 03/21/14(Fri)03.43 24 UTC №53822 185 1 Repias 2253ZZ211122A8222122aRa She's had it S"I mean you f------ fithy, kid beating niggor! >On and on she goes、spoutng ngger enough to embarass Dave Chappelle >Aher a couple of minules she runs out of brealh and slows down Blacldoro Shouldn't havo said niggar lady on why, you gonns beat me too you f------ monkey?" Blackbro, "I'm not sSits hack, opens up newspeper and starts reating Mom just confused for a moment, but then turns around Fsmernber how E mentioned that al the kcas were black Three portly Shanayneys, doled up in slutty makeup, Take nals and leopard print Where yuu think you goin' honey? >Nigress Unit #1 swings into her ston ach, Mom bends over in par. >Ngress Uihg #2 comes in and kicks her in the left shin. ㎞ocking her foot off balance. >As she fel 9·Nigress Unit 3 comes forward and grabs her by her, edding to her inomentum >Facs lands squarely on Unit #3S giant tree trunk leg knee She's out, kid's erying, crowd begins to disperse PI buy Bleckbro lunch >Bus shows up just around the time the cops do, we all get on and book it as Mom comas to >She begins to n after the bus as starts, but realises te futility and turns back PLast we see of her is her scresming at her Rid I remember her mentioning the trip was about imporlant business, lol f--- her. I stil see Blackbro every time I close my eyes THE END (Have other stories if requested.)
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    Anonymous 09/16/20(Wed)23:11:57 No.1705950 >>17059546 >>17059609 >>17059665 File: 1587894210677.jpg (103 KB, 733x486) >I consider myself a patient man, Harry. I overlooked that time you kept sneaking trans students polyjuice potion containing their own hair, making them turn back into their normal selves, despite the suicides. >I was even willing to turn a blind eye to you casting memory charms on post op hufflepuffs, because the look on their faces when you showed them a mirror was frankly hilarious, but this fine you've gone too far. >you have to understand that sectumsempra is dangerous magic, Harry, and I can't just let you go round telling Hufflepuffs that it's an instant transition spell if they point it at their crotch. >I hope you understand the gravity of this situation, and see why I'm only awarding you 42 points
    Anonymous 09/16/20(Wed)23:11:57 No.1705950 >>17059546 >>17059609 >>17059665 File: 1587894210677.jpg (103 KB, 733x486) >I consider myself a patient man, Harry. I overlooked that time you kept sneaking trans students polyjuice potion containing their own hair, making them turn back into their normal selves, despite the suicides. >I was even willing to turn a blind eye to you casting memory charms on post op hufflepuffs, because the look on their faces when you showed them a mirror was frankly hilarious, but this fine you've gone too far. >you have to understand that sectumsempra is dangerous magic, Harry, and I can't just let you go round telling Hufflepuffs that it's an instant transition spell if they point it at their crotch. >I hope you understand the gravity of this situation, and see why I'm only awarding you 42 points
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    Anon got himself a girlfriend | /r/Greentext

    : Anonymous APATH 269 SPATI ZWE 119 KB JPG 06/25/24(Tue)13:06:49 No.77945749 >be me >lifeless coomer NEET >find my way around femdom communities >learn what a FLR is (Female-Led- Relationship) >seemscool >power through endless autist discord servers for gf >find a girl, 6'0, Blonde, art geek, megatits >we start dating >she cooks, she pays for everything, sex is good, no longer alone >still have to get pegged everyday though Never felt better, but the catch is I exclusively have to bottom. 12 Replies View Thread
    : Anonymous APATH 269 SPATI ZWE 119 KB JPG 06/25/24(Tue)13:06:49 No.77945749 >be me >lifeless coomer NEET >find my way around femdom communities >learn what a FLR is (Female-Led- Relationship) >seemscool >power through endless autist discord servers for gf >find a girl, 6'0, Blonde, art geek, megatits >we start dating >she cooks, she pays for everything, sex is good, no longer alone >still have to get pegged everyday though Never felt better, but the catch is I exclusively have to bottom. 12 Replies View Thread
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    Anon hates hates himself for being Pajeet | /r/Greentext

    OG pajjeet (ID: [PK6LPK)) Where i can find self hating i(...) 64 KB JPG 06/24/24(Mon)23:07:28 No.472062296 > be me >hates himself for being indian or any other brown person >just think me as a brown uncle ruckus before you comment i am muslim or pakistani. When i say i hate indians i mean all brown f----, F--- the 9 year r----- god and all the gods in general.. We are literal s---, like everything in our country is f----- and i hate it, I hate the fact we are moving to other countries destroying their culture.. sometimes i feel guilty ..anyone else is like me or i am only f----- here where are these like minded indians at? in my 22 years of life i never met any of em Anonymous (ID: HGrCATTK) + 06/24/24(Mon)23:12:45 No.472062772 >>472062296 (OP) # uncle ruckus is a white man suffering from re- vitiligo >>472069743 #
    OG pajjeet (ID: [PK6LPK)) Where i can find self hating i(...) 64 KB JPG 06/24/24(Mon)23:07:28 No.472062296 > be me >hates himself for being indian or any other brown person >just think me as a brown uncle ruckus before you comment i am muslim or pakistani. When i say i hate indians i mean all brown f----, F--- the 9 year r----- god and all the gods in general.. We are literal s---, like everything in our country is f----- and i hate it, I hate the fact we are moving to other countries destroying their culture.. sometimes i feel guilty ..anyone else is like me or i am only f----- here where are these like minded indians at? in my 22 years of life i never met any of em Anonymous (ID: HGrCATTK) + 06/24/24(Mon)23:12:45 No.472062772 >>472062296 (OP) # uncle ruckus is a white man suffering from re- vitiligo >>472069743 #
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    Rich man's pride | /r/Greentext

    Anonymous 06/23/24(Sun)15:39:58 No.200393458 4fn5ysb0gd781.jpg 22 KB JPG >You see this watch? This watch cost more than your car. How do you respond without sounding poor and mad?
    Anonymous 06/23/24(Sun)15:39:58 No.200393458 4fn5ysb0gd781.jpg 22 KB JPG >You see this watch? This watch cost more than your car. How do you respond without sounding poor and mad?
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    Anon is a good brother | /r/Greentext

    Anonymous 46 KB PNG >>62849459 (OP) # >Be me >17 >Have younger sister, 13 at the time >Parents going out for the night >Take sister out to a movie cause bored >Popcorn, soda, the works. Some capeshit movie. >Have a fun night, she gives me a hug and says thanks after >Feelsgoodman Probably would have roped years ago if not for my family
    Anonymous 46 KB PNG >>62849459 (OP) # >Be me >17 >Have younger sister, 13 at the time >Parents going out for the night >Take sister out to a movie cause bored >Popcorn, soda, the works. Some capeshit movie. >Have a fun night, she gives me a hug and says thanks after >Feelsgoodman Probably would have roped years ago if not for my family
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