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Anonymous (ID: 5X12uWg+) 08/26/12(Sun)20:22:13 No.421405646 File: 1346026933186.png-(19 KB, 1440x900, Blankpost.png) >Have no job >Only work I do is volunteer work >Volunteer entertaining mentally il/mentally challenged >It isn't too bad, but it gets repetitive. >Hear the retards say the same s--- over and over every day >They tell me the same god damn stories every day >Put up with it, I'm not mean enough to yell at mentally challenged people >Listening to them talk to each other is the worst part >Mostly gibberish, somehow they all understand each other >They laugh all the time over nothing, literally over the stupidest s--- >When I CAN understand them, usually argue over where they're from and who is better >Argue over some of the dumbest s--- >Some of the kids there aren't mentally challenged, just have illnesses that make them unacceptable for regular society Sociopaths, Schizophrenics, etc >Enjoy talking to some of those kids >They'll hold normal conversations, but you can tell there's something wrong with them >Really odd, deep obsessions with random things of no meaning >But I try not to think twice about it >The cafeteria is the worst >Retards throw food literally every day >Avoid cafeteria completely when spaghetti is being served (Personal reasons) >The place should be shut down >The owner is almost never around >Never takes care of the place >Finally get tired of dealing with all the b------- retards and terrible conditions >Exit my browser and get off 4chan.
Anonymous (ID: 5X12uWg+) 08/26/12(Sun)20:22:13 No.421405646 File: 1346026933186.png-(19 KB, 1440x900, Blankpost.png) >Have no job >Only work I do is volunteer work >Volunteer entertaining mentally il/mentally challenged >It isn't too bad, but it gets repetitive. >Hear the retards say the same s--- over and over every day >They tell me the same god damn stories every day >Put up with it, I'm not mean enough to yell at mentally challenged people >Listening to them talk to each other is the worst part >Mostly gibberish, somehow they all understand each other >They laugh all the time over nothing, literally over the stupidest s--- >When I CAN understand them, usually argue over where they're from and who is better >Argue over some of the dumbest s--- >Some of the kids there aren't mentally challenged, just have illnesses that make them unacceptable for regular society Sociopaths, Schizophrenics, etc >Enjoy talking to some of those kids >They'll hold normal conversations, but you can tell there's something wrong with them >Really odd, deep obsessions with random things of no meaning >But I try not to think twice about it >The cafeteria is the worst >Retards throw food literally every day >Avoid cafeteria completely when spaghetti is being served (Personal reasons) >The place should be shut down >The owner is almost never around >Never takes care of the place >Finally get tired of dealing with all the b------- retards and terrible conditions >Exit my browser and get off 4chan.

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Anon goes incognito

>close out all of my neopets tabs >cant have those f------ stealing my np 120 KB PNG close out of my club disney tabs didnt have my parents permission >the police break down the door ohfuckohfuck.jpg >have a realization >go incognito mode >police chief rips me away from the computer youre going away for a long time anon >point to edgemaster in the corner of my browser >oh god, the police cheif screams >he went incognito >snicker as the cops pack up to leave >tip fedora as the cops leave >dont let the door hit you officer
>close out all of my neopets tabs >cant have those f------ stealing my np 120 KB PNG close out of my club disney tabs didnt have my parents permission >the police break down the door ohfuckohfuck.jpg >have a realization >go incognito mode >police chief rips me away from the computer youre going away for a long time anon >point to edgemaster in the corner of my browser >oh god, the police cheif screams >he went incognito >snicker as the cops pack up to leave >tip fedora as the cops leave >dont let the door hit you officer

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Fats Mcgee and the Retard Three

Even Micor Thee ae undigested of hotdiog floating ound in his stomach a Tan awe hrve gore o.side to iet p e Reta fal i meen gley kickbol. 0 the besetal eo Fats ogee, and his Retard Three >-One of the Retant Theo stats aning me, in sputring eod tore Fas Mago wets himeet, les thers in a puddie af une arying ame in the wanding machine This Tart Guard naaged to lose her Tads T ALL UPPITY BECAUBE MY SPECIAL ED 8TUDENT ENTERED ,48 HI8 CLABBROOM HE MUST HATE SPECIAL ED rag Fats Mogee back to the Tand Cage AKA Thundeome Wsik back to classroom, but not belore seing that Fate had royally s--- it Bad enough that it doeet even look lke a staing it looks ie s--- is actually drbbling fom the back of hie Fats Megeeand his Ratan, Three part Ⅳ: The Red is alkevet, the sand of Tar Rage) -Fats must be a sophomore aboz his point hae my Masters, and plan on workdng -carry ●uk T. 0uand hey can wap roe th Turt-orty h g fuld Tard Guand, a hat one that I actualy ike, stats ounding tham up, doing her job. up. tid block. We practiced in the gym that day The Tale of Fas Magee and INs Rea Tiee Pat V Field y Fats t to do the vool side the bulies do in movies and ends up slaming indo me hat has ban lof out in the s and marineled in piss and horse j Hel Breaks Loose The Retard Three have all stated oock dueling thirk at that port, Fーーind how bad he ficked up, aocaaohajat tried crying. ats Mogee and his Ratard Three part VIl: End of the Baginning of the End The Taie of Fats MeGe and his Retand Tree, Pat Vi: A Farewall to Ame par I Fats is going ta Sing ms to my slomp, .Incoming FINAL BOSS BATTLE The Finel 8ory o Fats Mogee and his Retard 8hare down The Final Story of Fats and his Ratand Thre >Eeety hoidet Ho ever Caused buurt.eto礼 >No matter what happens no matter how old I get And thus ends, the Tale of Fats Mages
Even Micor Thee ae undigested of hotdiog floating ound in his stomach a Tan awe hrve gore o.side to iet p e Reta fal i meen gley kickbol. 0 the besetal eo Fats ogee, and his Retard Three >-One of the Retant Theo stats aning me, in sputring eod tore Fas Mago wets himeet, les thers in a puddie af une arying ame in the wanding machine This Tart Guard naaged to lose her Tads T ALL UPPITY BECAUBE MY SPECIAL ED 8TUDENT ENTERED ,48 HI8 CLABBROOM HE MUST HATE SPECIAL ED rag Fats Mogee back to the Tand Cage AKA Thundeome Wsik back to classroom, but not belore seing that Fate had royally s--- it Bad enough that it doeet even look lke a staing it looks ie s--- is actually drbbling fom the back of hie Fats Megeeand his Ratan, Three part Ⅳ: The Red is alkevet, the sand of Tar Rage) -Fats must be a sophomore aboz his point hae my Masters, and plan on workdng -carry ●uk T. 0uand hey can wap roe th Turt-orty h g fuld Tard Guand, a hat one that I actualy ike, stats ounding tham up, doing her job. up. tid block. We practiced in the gym that day The Tale of Fas Magee and INs Rea Tiee Pat V Field y Fats t to do the vool side the bulies do in movies and ends up slaming indo me hat has ban lof out in the s and marineled in piss and horse j Hel Breaks Loose The Retard Three have all stated oock dueling thirk at that port, Fーーind how bad he ficked up, aocaaohajat tried crying. ats Mogee and his Ratard Three part VIl: End of the Baginning of the End The Taie of Fats MeGe and his Retand Tree, Pat Vi: A Farewall to Ame par I Fats is going ta Sing ms to my slomp, .Incoming FINAL BOSS BATTLE The Finel 8ory o Fats Mogee and his Retard 8hare down The Final Story of Fats and his Ratand Thre >Eeety hoidet Ho ever Caused buurt.eto礼 >No matter what happens no matter how old I get And thus ends, the Tale of Fats Mages

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"Tumtum rumblebumble"

□ Anonymous (ID: bplQT50) 12/04/12(Tue)23:53:13 No.441583257 Reples: >>441583649 >>441584076 9 5 Fil: 1354683193477 ig-(15 KB, 400x231, Calvin_Hobbes_Laughing jpg) >Be me >Be in Grade 7 >Be in rich white privileged kid school >Hang out with the cool kids who don't use the playground >Playground is a multi-level jungle gym with a bunch of slides and poles >One integrated tard wandering the top of the jungle gym, looking nervous >Tard been complaining all day of "Tumtum rumblebumble" Suddenly we hear a mighty tardrar from the top of the jungle gym at the spiral slide >Look up >Tard is getting completely nude >lolwut.jpg >He squats above the spiral slide >Tard releases another mighty tardrar TUM TUM RUMBLEBUMBLE >Mighty blast of green liquid s--- sprays and sputters out of his ass, pouring down the slide >She panics, falls face first into liquid s--- and slides all the way back down >Liquid s--- and tardrar not stopping TUM TUM NNRRRRRGGHHH! >Biggest turd I've ever seen in my life slowly escapes a------ >Tard vomits from what I can only assume to be pain from giving birth to that monster >Vomit leaks through wood slats onto children below friends and I through the whole event, see image
□ Anonymous (ID: bplQT50) 12/04/12(Tue)23:53:13 No.441583257 Reples: >>441583649 >>441584076 9 5 Fil: 1354683193477 ig-(15 KB, 400x231, Calvin_Hobbes_Laughing jpg) >Be me >Be in Grade 7 >Be in rich white privileged kid school >Hang out with the cool kids who don't use the playground >Playground is a multi-level jungle gym with a bunch of slides and poles >One integrated tard wandering the top of the jungle gym, looking nervous >Tard been complaining all day of "Tumtum rumblebumble" Suddenly we hear a mighty tardrar from the top of the jungle gym at the spiral slide >Look up >Tard is getting completely nude >lolwut.jpg >He squats above the spiral slide >Tard releases another mighty tardrar TUM TUM RUMBLEBUMBLE >Mighty blast of green liquid s--- sprays and sputters out of his ass, pouring down the slide >She panics, falls face first into liquid s--- and slides all the way back down >Liquid s--- and tardrar not stopping TUM TUM NNRRRRRGGHHH! >Biggest turd I've ever seen in my life slowly escapes a------ >Tard vomits from what I can only assume to be pain from giving birth to that monster >Vomit leaks through wood slats onto children below friends and I through the whole event, see image

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O Anonymous 02/12/14(Wed)17:26 No.40268860 Replies: 4026893540269420 >40269775 40272932 >find guy on craigslist giving away a free hot dog figured why not >email him >get address >knock on door >he opens door, invites me inside tells me to make myself comfortable >I go to the living room and sit down in a lawnchair >he's in the kitchen, says he's preparing his hot dog >ohboy.jpg >I ask if his hot dog is going to come in a bun >he tells me his hot dog is going to come in my buns >I tell him I didn't bring any buns >he says I'll have to use his buns instead >k sounds good >few minutes pass >he finally enters the room >Hands me a plate >I eat a hot dog >I leave and drive home
O Anonymous 02/12/14(Wed)17:26 No.40268860 Replies: 4026893540269420 >40269775 40272932 >find guy on craigslist giving away a free hot dog figured why not >email him >get address >knock on door >he opens door, invites me inside tells me to make myself comfortable >I go to the living room and sit down in a lawnchair >he's in the kitchen, says he's preparing his hot dog >ohboy.jpg >I ask if his hot dog is going to come in a bun >he tells me his hot dog is going to come in my buns >I tell him I didn't bring any buns >he says I'll have to use his buns instead >k sounds good >few minutes pass >he finally enters the room >Hands me a plate >I eat a hot dog >I leave and drive home

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>Be me Pangendered aromantic demisexual wolfkin with bark/barks/barkself pronouns ae up and thank feminism for TRIGGERED 9 KB JPG providing me with this beautiful healthy body l check my privilege before going out, as I do every day Driving down the sidewalk in my motorized sooter Drive past privileged cis male scum >"Hey how's it going?" lose it >"EXCUSE ME?! R--- culture was so ingrained in his inferion male mind that he didn't even think twice before r----- me >"What? I'm sorry,ド By this point I'm infuriated. He didn't even bother to check his privilege before speaking. Cis scum police officer sees the man r----- me and runs over to serve justice >What's going on over here? >The man speaks up first, probably to spread lies the patriarchy has taught him. I was just standing minding my own business and then this woman-" "WOMAN?! Being misgendered is one of my triggers >I cry the great feminist battle cry RAAAAAAAPE!! RAAAAAAAPEl begin spinning in my motorized scooter Policeman tazes me My 410-pound body is too healthy; it can't handle the shock Wake up in the hospital Doctor is a privileged cis male s"It's a miracle you survived that shock. Your heart's not in very good condition. We should probably see about getting you on a diet to try and lose some of the extra wei- 기 lash out "Are you FAT SHAMING me?? "No I'm not shaming you, I'm just saying- STOP R----- ME YOU PRIVILEGED FATPHOBIC CIS MALE SHITLORD >I start thrashing. Fat shaming is another one of my triggers | Miss, can you please calm down Get double triggered fall out of bed and start thrashing on the floor in the hospital bedding Nurses try to pick me up -Get triple triggered lose control of my bladder just as my vision starts to fade I'm going to see the great feminists in the sky! Burn in Hell
>Be me Pangendered aromantic demisexual wolfkin with bark/barks/barkself pronouns ae up and thank feminism for TRIGGERED 9 KB JPG providing me with this beautiful healthy body l check my privilege before going out, as I do every day Driving down the sidewalk in my motorized sooter Drive past privileged cis male scum >"Hey how's it going?" lose it >"EXCUSE ME?! R--- culture was so ingrained in his inferion male mind that he didn't even think twice before r----- me >"What? I'm sorry,ド By this point I'm infuriated. He didn't even bother to check his privilege before speaking. Cis scum police officer sees the man r----- me and runs over to serve justice >What's going on over here? >The man speaks up first, probably to spread lies the patriarchy has taught him. I was just standing minding my own business and then this woman-" "WOMAN?! Being misgendered is one of my triggers >I cry the great feminist battle cry RAAAAAAAPE!! RAAAAAAAPEl begin spinning in my motorized scooter Policeman tazes me My 410-pound body is too healthy; it can't handle the shock Wake up in the hospital Doctor is a privileged cis male s"It's a miracle you survived that shock. Your heart's not in very good condition. We should probably see about getting you on a diet to try and lose some of the extra wei- 기 lash out "Are you FAT SHAMING me?? "No I'm not shaming you, I'm just saying- STOP R----- ME YOU PRIVILEGED FATPHOBIC CIS MALE SHITLORD >I start thrashing. Fat shaming is another one of my triggers | Miss, can you please calm down Get double triggered fall out of bed and start thrashing on the floor in the hospital bedding Nurses try to pick me up -Get triple triggered lose control of my bladder just as my vision starts to fade I'm going to see the great feminists in the sky! Burn in Hell

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□ Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon 044523 UTC-7 No. 24660670 O Replies: >>24660706222466 1712 >>24662130 >>24662321 Be camping at a music festival. Post breakup so feeling bad. >Can't sleep, get out of tent >Guy in a full-head wolf mask just sitting outside our group of tents, no one else around >Ask him who he is, what he's doing there, no response >F--- it, sit down crack a beer and just start talking to him >Unload all my problems, tell him pretty much my entire life story >Silent and unmoving the whole time >Eventually he looks at me, nods, then gets up and walks off into the camp site >Never see him again >Wake up next day feeling f------ fantastic, have an awesome weekend. I have no idea who he was but I honestly think he was sent to help me. □ Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)04:49 44 UTC-7 No. 24660706 O Replies: >>24660846 >>24662125 24660670 My Lord, I understand helping them man, but why do I have to wear the mask?" "Well, Gabriel, that's because shut the f--- up and do what I tell you
□ Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon 044523 UTC-7 No. 24660670 O Replies: >>24660706222466 1712 >>24662130 >>24662321 Be camping at a music festival. Post breakup so feeling bad. >Can't sleep, get out of tent >Guy in a full-head wolf mask just sitting outside our group of tents, no one else around >Ask him who he is, what he's doing there, no response >F--- it, sit down crack a beer and just start talking to him >Unload all my problems, tell him pretty much my entire life story >Silent and unmoving the whole time >Eventually he looks at me, nods, then gets up and walks off into the camp site >Never see him again >Wake up next day feeling f------ fantastic, have an awesome weekend. I have no idea who he was but I honestly think he was sent to help me. □ Anonymous 05/06/13(Mon)04:49 44 UTC-7 No. 24660706 O Replies: >>24660846 >>24662125 24660670 My Lord, I understand helping them man, but why do I have to wear the mask?" "Well, Gabriel, that's because shut the f--- up and do what I tell you

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mutisija: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened hey, look what i found □ Anonymous 03/24/13(Sun)19:45:44 UTC-5 No. 6215899 ] Replies: 2-6215917 >Eating sandwich at beach >Skipping stones >Watching the sunset and thinking about life >Throw sandwich into ocean >Bite rock people savw
mutisija: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened hey, look what i found □ Anonymous 03/24/13(Sun)19:45:44 UTC-5 No. 6215899 ] Replies: 2-6215917 >Eating sandwich at beach >Skipping stones >Watching the sunset and thinking about life >Throw sandwich into ocean >Bite rock people savw

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| | Anonymous (ID: AGEADS) 12/16/14(Tue)03:06:55 No.40 1346944 >2401 34718 >>40134758 >>40134998 be me fatspiration goddess of /pol/ >morning stroll to chocolate shop >order 9 items and prepare my jowls for the feast >gunman bursts in before i can take a bite >ordered to stand against a wall with hands up stell gunmen he is fatshaming me stells me all he wants is Tony Abbott to call him >tell him all i want is my chocolate >12 hours later >my third chin has started to devour itself >suddenly flashbangs >cis goy males burst in over triggering my triggers >have a heart attack thin privelage is having an ISIS flag large enough to cover you □ Anonymous (ID: MZAETe) 즙 12/16/14(Tue)03:59:01 No.401 361255 >>401 36139 >>40136147 >>40136337>>40136343 >>40136371 >>40136437 rist demands flag of his country terror >terrorist gets shot >/pol/ gets flag of their countries Feels like a victory to me
| | Anonymous (ID: AGEADS) 12/16/14(Tue)03:06:55 No.40 1346944 >2401 34718 >>40134758 >>40134998 be me fatspiration goddess of /pol/ >morning stroll to chocolate shop >order 9 items and prepare my jowls for the feast >gunman bursts in before i can take a bite >ordered to stand against a wall with hands up stell gunmen he is fatshaming me stells me all he wants is Tony Abbott to call him >tell him all i want is my chocolate >12 hours later >my third chin has started to devour itself >suddenly flashbangs >cis goy males burst in over triggering my triggers >have a heart attack thin privelage is having an ISIS flag large enough to cover you □ Anonymous (ID: MZAETe) 즙 12/16/14(Tue)03:59:01 No.401 361255 >>401 36139 >>40136147 >>40136337>>40136343 >>40136371 >>40136437 rist demands flag of his country terror >terrorist gets shot >/pol/ gets flag of their countries Feels like a victory to me

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Anonymous 05/14/14(Wed)00: 17:14 N 243489771 File: 817aPLBidal SL1500_ipg (226 KB, 1500x1500) 、쯔2434898562243489890 243489257 >Own air compressor Suddenly I have the idea of dusting with it >Open computer and turn it on >Air shoots out with the force of a million suns >Computer falls over >drop the hose and check the damage >Everything other than the cpu has fallen out Remember the compressor is still on The hose is flying in every direction sit hits me in the face and damages my wall H-------- I am an idiot
Anonymous 05/14/14(Wed)00: 17:14 N 243489771 File: 817aPLBidal SL1500_ipg (226 KB, 1500x1500) 、쯔2434898562243489890 243489257 >Own air compressor Suddenly I have the idea of dusting with it >Open computer and turn it on >Air shoots out with the force of a million suns >Computer falls over >drop the hose and check the damage >Everything other than the cpu has fallen out Remember the compressor is still on The hose is flying in every direction sit hits me in the face and damages my wall H-------- I am an idiot

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File: images.ipg (9 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 12/14/14(Sun)10:20:03 No.584977892 [Reply]584978655 2584978869 >Be me >In college Gayfag joins course > Inner shitposter tells me he is 100% gayfag >Tell everyone about gayfags presence mfwnoonebelievesme.j >Cannot let gayfag get away Workout for 4 months get decked af > Seduce gayfag >Get him into my room and record multiple bouts of bareback f------ with gayfag release videos to class >mfw when everyone finally knows that he's a f-----
File: images.ipg (9 KB, 225x225) Anonymous 12/14/14(Sun)10:20:03 No.584977892 [Reply]584978655 2584978869 >Be me >In college Gayfag joins course > Inner shitposter tells me he is 100% gayfag >Tell everyone about gayfags presence mfwnoonebelievesme.j >Cannot let gayfag get away Workout for 4 months get decked af > Seduce gayfag >Get him into my room and record multiple bouts of bareback f------ with gayfag release videos to class >mfw when everyone finally knows that he's a f-----

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File (162 KB, 1272x1161) Ive posted my story before and il post it again because t was a sneet victory over feminazis Couple years ago >Be me takng my step daughter to a local park My day off so 1 can do whabever the hel 1 want and baby gof doesn't have school Walk into the park with her and majonity of the park are moms and a couple guys but women out number us Alight sweetie be right here my love go play KAYE oJust texting my we whle Amy plays but m noticing all these womnen ging me dirty looks Occasionally Amy will come up to me and liss me and say ove you daddy stepped eto her Me when she was eely ayear old Her dad and me get along but he walked out on her because he has severe mental problems from raq and I don't banse hm but hes a good guy but he feels she wouldn't be safe d he were to snap -An hour later I see this woman puling my daughter side and tugging at her with a tolow me gesture Get tackled by 2 whte knight males and they restrain me the f---? GET THE F--- Punched and Rcked "SHUT THE F--- UP P-------- WERE MAKING A CITIZENS ARREst WHATI -Punch agar?SAID SHlIT THE F--- Upr Step daughter screaming and hollering teling thes to leave me alone GET THE F--- OFF BABY HANG ON DADDY WILL SAVE YOU Women are scoming me and calling me a grooming sex offender Can overhear some of them trying to cales ber down >'sweet" did h* touch your?" "SWEETE CALM DONAN YORE SAFEr갸 looks ike h" roomed her. Step daughteretreely distraught and sceaming top of her lungs and crying lke a 2 year old and they're trying to put her into a soccer mom an GET THE F--- OFF MEBABY DADDY WILL SAVE YOU DONT WORRY This time lget pepper sprayed by one of the moes because rn·Threat to the chldren | Anonymous (O P-p58) 04/22/14(Tueyo6 06 00 No 543367647 Humewawm nauwaz-42mm Police finally arrive because step daughters screams can be heard for mles polce amest me and don't ﹄sten to my story pretty much take tht femnazis side and write kngts M GoNA SUE EVERY F------ SNGLE ONE OF YOU F--- YOU ALL YOURE ALL F----- Crowd appears and pretty much cheering P-------- ARRESTEO However the white knights are amested too because they did assaut me Couple mintes later m in an inberrogation room by mysell End up making phone call to wife to come help me out and explain to these idiots that em Amy's step dad and all that bulsha Couple hours go by in complete sience and then lI can hear my wife screaming top of her lungs calling the PD a bunch of dumb pigs for arresting her husband and shes gonna sue the department for their poor handing of the situation She bursts through the door and just breaks down crying see my puffed red eyes and cuts and bruises Behind her is the Captain and 3 detectives including social worker Me Von Anon On behalf the chief we are deeply sorny for how the stuation was handed- OH SHUT THE F--- UPM SUING ALL OF YOU F--- YOU One of the Semale detectives steps in "Hey watch your mouth it was ms communication ocer GNEToRosou ARRESTED ME RASEDONTOSE Due eroes woRD F--- You트 You 00TGNE ME A CHANCE TO DEFEND MYSELF YOU GUYS JUST ARRESTED ME ON SOT PRETTY WCH SIR YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN WE ARE LAW ENFORCEMENT F--- Your Captain steps in "0k ok ok I realize how angry you are M Von Anon and tell you what so we can avoid this legal matter w wll testily in your defense and have a judge clear you of any wrong doings in your past Cear my Dul and you got a deal Find out later women in the park ane part of some Seminist group from my lawyer and he ends up sening them including the whbe knights almost immediately Contd ending 2254336580 Sorry I just seen this thread and well yeah 5433474 sCouple months go by and step daughter becomes is traumatized haing nightmanes of being kidnapped by strange women -Shes so paranoid of being alone with women now especially her friends moms pisses the bed every so en Have psych evaluate her so I can use t in court and pysch even agrees to testily for me Finaly ater about 4 months get a court date Come into court and theres the feminazis and whnte knights >This is gonna be a clear cut soolce testry and "ven one of the atte knytts tums ontho femurs trying to cow his s"our ono m ung you iopekas. -Feminanis claim they were in the right because they belbeved I was doing sexual gestures and actions to my step daughter sPsych takes stand and says she questioned my step daughter did tests and said that T mever molested her and clearly those women are deranged and hopped up on Says that because of what those women did my child is traumatized and the damage is pretty bad may take years for rehabilitation women tay that my pyschis wrong md demanda2nd opinon st hold onto the "Hes a pedophie" defense Judge doesn't want to he# anymore ofit Sentences white knights to 6 months for assauting me >And out oftme and my de get atotal of 200 thousand bit ts 비gona ber, payments omr tho co ne ofrvih, mehey hav, to bed her amers rd shut noe -Additional 00 thousand for daughters treatment SAs I win the vendict women just launch saying that udge is aiding the patachal dominance over them or some sht ike that udge holds them ㄺ content lf they miss a payment I can tnple End up haing to sign some papers for poacy parposes not to release their names etc etd They're still paying to this day if they ever f--- with me 1 can have them thrown in jail pretty much ID dcfazWYRi) 04/2214T)9 57 49 No 543379319 Fle: 1355118759953ig (24 KB, 679482) 22543368275 HULUUULUUGE justice boner Reinvented by 4chan, Greentext for iFunny:) ifunny.co
File (162 KB, 1272x1161) Ive posted my story before and il post it again because t was a sneet victory over feminazis Couple years ago >Be me takng my step daughter to a local park My day off so 1 can do whabever the hel 1 want and baby gof doesn't have school Walk into the park with her and majonity of the park are moms and a couple guys but women out number us Alight sweetie be right here my love go play KAYE oJust texting my we whle Amy plays but m noticing all these womnen ging me dirty looks Occasionally Amy will come up to me and liss me and say ove you daddy stepped eto her Me when she was eely ayear old Her dad and me get along but he walked out on her because he has severe mental problems from raq and I don't banse hm but hes a good guy but he feels she wouldn't be safe d he were to snap -An hour later I see this woman puling my daughter side and tugging at her with a tolow me gesture Get tackled by 2 whte knight males and they restrain me the f---? GET THE F--- Punched and Rcked "SHUT THE F--- UP P-------- WERE MAKING A CITIZENS ARREst WHATI -Punch agar?SAID SHlIT THE F--- Upr Step daughter screaming and hollering teling thes to leave me alone GET THE F--- OFF BABY HANG ON DADDY WILL SAVE YOU Women are scoming me and calling me a grooming sex offender Can overhear some of them trying to cales ber down >'sweet" did h* touch your?" "SWEETE CALM DONAN YORE SAFEr갸 looks ike h" roomed her. Step daughteretreely distraught and sceaming top of her lungs and crying lke a 2 year old and they're trying to put her into a soccer mom an GET THE F--- OFF MEBABY DADDY WILL SAVE YOU DONT WORRY This time lget pepper sprayed by one of the moes because rn·Threat to the chldren | Anonymous (O P-p58) 04/22/14(Tueyo6 06 00 No 543367647 Humewawm nauwaz-42mm Police finally arrive because step daughters screams can be heard for mles polce amest me and don't ﹄sten to my story pretty much take tht femnazis side and write kngts M GoNA SUE EVERY F------ SNGLE ONE OF YOU F--- YOU ALL YOURE ALL F----- Crowd appears and pretty much cheering P-------- ARRESTEO However the white knights are amested too because they did assaut me Couple mintes later m in an inberrogation room by mysell End up making phone call to wife to come help me out and explain to these idiots that em Amy's step dad and all that bulsha Couple hours go by in complete sience and then lI can hear my wife screaming top of her lungs calling the PD a bunch of dumb pigs for arresting her husband and shes gonna sue the department for their poor handing of the situation She bursts through the door and just breaks down crying see my puffed red eyes and cuts and bruises Behind her is the Captain and 3 detectives including social worker Me Von Anon On behalf the chief we are deeply sorny for how the stuation was handed- OH SHUT THE F--- UPM SUING ALL OF YOU F--- YOU One of the Semale detectives steps in "Hey watch your mouth it was ms communication ocer GNEToRosou ARRESTED ME RASEDONTOSE Due eroes woRD F--- You트 You 00TGNE ME A CHANCE TO DEFEND MYSELF YOU GUYS JUST ARRESTED ME ON SOT PRETTY WCH SIR YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN WE ARE LAW ENFORCEMENT F--- Your Captain steps in "0k ok ok I realize how angry you are M Von Anon and tell you what so we can avoid this legal matter w wll testily in your defense and have a judge clear you of any wrong doings in your past Cear my Dul and you got a deal Find out later women in the park ane part of some Seminist group from my lawyer and he ends up sening them including the whbe knights almost immediately Contd ending 2254336580 Sorry I just seen this thread and well yeah 5433474 sCouple months go by and step daughter becomes is traumatized haing nightmanes of being kidnapped by strange women -Shes so paranoid of being alone with women now especially her friends moms pisses the bed every so en Have psych evaluate her so I can use t in court and pysch even agrees to testily for me Finaly ater about 4 months get a court date Come into court and theres the feminazis and whnte knights >This is gonna be a clear cut soolce testry and "ven one of the atte knytts tums ontho femurs trying to cow his s"our ono m ung you iopekas. -Feminanis claim they were in the right because they belbeved I was doing sexual gestures and actions to my step daughter sPsych takes stand and says she questioned my step daughter did tests and said that T mever molested her and clearly those women are deranged and hopped up on Says that because of what those women did my child is traumatized and the damage is pretty bad may take years for rehabilitation women tay that my pyschis wrong md demanda2nd opinon st hold onto the "Hes a pedophie" defense Judge doesn't want to he# anymore ofit Sentences white knights to 6 months for assauting me >And out oftme and my de get atotal of 200 thousand bit ts 비gona ber, payments omr tho co ne ofrvih, mehey hav, to bed her amers rd shut noe -Additional 00 thousand for daughters treatment SAs I win the vendict women just launch saying that udge is aiding the patachal dominance over them or some sht ike that udge holds them ㄺ content lf they miss a payment I can tnple End up haing to sign some papers for poacy parposes not to release their names etc etd They're still paying to this day if they ever f--- with me 1 can have them thrown in jail pretty much ID dcfazWYRi) 04/2214T)9 57 49 No 543379319 Fle: 1355118759953ig (24 KB, 679482) 22543368275 HULUUULUUGE justice boner Reinvented by 4chan, Greentext for iFunny:) ifunny.co

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File: 3376573425632w4ipg (11 KB, 584x331) ■ First Time Squeezing the Trigger? Anonymous 12/09/14(Tue)11:42:47 No. 23892988、2>23893016 >>23893027 Winter 2011 >Grandpa had passed 4 months ago Left me his WW2 stuff in a rusty box >Sleeping soundly >Hear a crash downstairs >Someone had broken in my window >Have no firearms F--- fulk SWEET JESUS >Check Papa Box >F------ Luger tucked next to an SS cap >Luger is loaded >Slap hat on and run downstairs stark nekkid >Spot the f----- going through my entertainment center >Aim and scream first German words that pop into my head "PANZERKAMPFWAGEN SCHADENFREUDE" >Fire. exe until out of rounds >He bolted for the window, literally screaming and crying something about Nazi's supposed to be extinct >Definitely hit him a few times since there was blood on the carpet. Call cops, guy gets arrested, asked about Nazi stuff, tell story, cops love it. >Nekkid Nazi becomes neighborhood story And that was how my dead Nazi Grandpa encouraged me to fire a gun for the first time and save my playstation Anonymous 12/09/14(Tue)11:46:55 No.23893016 c2 10 out of f------ 10
File: 3376573425632w4ipg (11 KB, 584x331) ■ First Time Squeezing the Trigger? Anonymous 12/09/14(Tue)11:42:47 No. 23892988、2>23893016 >>23893027 Winter 2011 >Grandpa had passed 4 months ago Left me his WW2 stuff in a rusty box >Sleeping soundly >Hear a crash downstairs >Someone had broken in my window >Have no firearms F--- fulk SWEET JESUS >Check Papa Box >F------ Luger tucked next to an SS cap >Luger is loaded >Slap hat on and run downstairs stark nekkid >Spot the f----- going through my entertainment center >Aim and scream first German words that pop into my head "PANZERKAMPFWAGEN SCHADENFREUDE" >Fire. exe until out of rounds >He bolted for the window, literally screaming and crying something about Nazi's supposed to be extinct >Definitely hit him a few times since there was blood on the carpet. Call cops, guy gets arrested, asked about Nazi stuff, tell story, cops love it. >Nekkid Nazi becomes neighborhood story And that was how my dead Nazi Grandpa encouraged me to fire a gun for the first time and save my playstation Anonymous 12/09/14(Tue)11:46:55 No.23893016 c2 10 out of f------ 10

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>> ■ Anonymous 12/10/14(Wed)20:02:14 No.275209478 2227520960522275209650 File: Unused-basementǐpg (310 KB, 672x350) >March eleventh, 2029 still playing silver surfer stuck on a volcano level for the Las six years dad is becoming more frustrated after every gaming session mom finally stopped trying to open the cellar door to see me and now just slipping notes under the door >January fifteenth, 2030 eard fighting yesterday, it ended with a dull thud over my head didn't receive any notes from mom since then >dad was happy and told me that we would prolong our gaming session to 14 hours a day dad told me that if I don't get past the alien brain in Contra without cheats by the next month, he will implement a new motivation system >September twenty-first, 2031 thank god the car battery is out of juice dad left to get another one >no punishment for now my gaming session are taking their toll, lost another tooth today and the stigmata left after the Mario Party is starting to Ooze some strange p--- the fiecies in my adult diper are burning my skin >the lack of movement caused necrosis of my left thumb >still, can't take a break >he will know >he will hurt me again >November year 20xx >I think >finally got 100% in Finland Fantasy X-2 >Mother was really happy and didn't scream she is still floating around the basement tho >cras bandicoot refuses to talk to me and solid snake is just whimpering in the corner the dot from that seven up game is trying to tell me that he is not real ek, silly dot >the evil man is coming today again >will bring food and oilfor my prosthetics evil man doesn't look too good hope he will let me go soon year don't know the voices, they are screaming at me IT'S ALL MY FAULT >THE GOD STOPPED COMING >NO MORE FOOD SO HUNGRY >I CAN SEE THE LIGHT COMING FROM ABOVE >THE DOOR TO HELL IS OPEN CAN ESCAPE >I CAN >I HAVE TO CRAWL HAVE TO
>> ■ Anonymous 12/10/14(Wed)20:02:14 No.275209478 2227520960522275209650 File: Unused-basementǐpg (310 KB, 672x350) >March eleventh, 2029 still playing silver surfer stuck on a volcano level for the Las six years dad is becoming more frustrated after every gaming session mom finally stopped trying to open the cellar door to see me and now just slipping notes under the door >January fifteenth, 2030 eard fighting yesterday, it ended with a dull thud over my head didn't receive any notes from mom since then >dad was happy and told me that we would prolong our gaming session to 14 hours a day dad told me that if I don't get past the alien brain in Contra without cheats by the next month, he will implement a new motivation system >September twenty-first, 2031 thank god the car battery is out of juice dad left to get another one >no punishment for now my gaming session are taking their toll, lost another tooth today and the stigmata left after the Mario Party is starting to Ooze some strange p--- the fiecies in my adult diper are burning my skin >the lack of movement caused necrosis of my left thumb >still, can't take a break >he will know >he will hurt me again >November year 20xx >I think >finally got 100% in Finland Fantasy X-2 >Mother was really happy and didn't scream she is still floating around the basement tho >cras bandicoot refuses to talk to me and solid snake is just whimpering in the corner the dot from that seven up game is trying to tell me that he is not real ek, silly dot >the evil man is coming today again >will bring food and oilfor my prosthetics evil man doesn't look too good hope he will let me go soon year don't know the voices, they are screaming at me IT'S ALL MY FAULT >THE GOD STOPPED COMING >NO MORE FOOD SO HUNGRY >I CAN SEE THE LIGHT COMING FROM ABOVE >THE DOOR TO HELL IS OPEN CAN ESCAPE >I CAN >I HAVE TO CRAWL HAVE TO

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O Anonymous 11/12/14(Wed)02:43:22 No. 23569050 File: 1349848940550 gif (221 KB, 500x375) My uncle bombed the hell out of al-Qaeda during the battle of Tora Bora. I dont know any specifics of any missions he flew though. Only one war story from my great uncle, who fought in WW2: sisland hopping campaign >great uncle gets assigned to burial duty because of so many guys getting killed >burial duty consists of digging a mass grave, dumping all the dead guys in, and then coming back months later when they weren't actively taking a new island >burial duty on a recently captured island >suddenly everyone realizes there are still Japanese in a bunker just over the hill >bunker is surrounded, lieutenant is yelling for the Japanese to come out and surrender (implying) >suddenly marine hoses down the bunker with a flamethrower three Japanese come out screaming and on fire >whole platoon opens up, two Japanese are killed right away but the third steps on a landmine and explodes everyone hits the dirt >suddenly great uncle feels extremely warm sensation on his back >his friend runs over and tells him to hold still as he nudges something off uncle's back >a burning glob of human fatty tissue is laying on the dirt Later that night: -guys all sitting around a fire having their first decent meal in a while suncle's turn to get food sguy in charge of chow plops a big ladel of fat into uncle's bowl and says "Enjoy your molten J-- stew!" uncle hurls all over the fire and doesn't eat for a day and a half mfw he told my brother and me this story when we were 12
O Anonymous 11/12/14(Wed)02:43:22 No. 23569050 File: 1349848940550 gif (221 KB, 500x375) My uncle bombed the hell out of al-Qaeda during the battle of Tora Bora. I dont know any specifics of any missions he flew though. Only one war story from my great uncle, who fought in WW2: sisland hopping campaign >great uncle gets assigned to burial duty because of so many guys getting killed >burial duty consists of digging a mass grave, dumping all the dead guys in, and then coming back months later when they weren't actively taking a new island >burial duty on a recently captured island >suddenly everyone realizes there are still Japanese in a bunker just over the hill >bunker is surrounded, lieutenant is yelling for the Japanese to come out and surrender (implying) >suddenly marine hoses down the bunker with a flamethrower three Japanese come out screaming and on fire >whole platoon opens up, two Japanese are killed right away but the third steps on a landmine and explodes everyone hits the dirt >suddenly great uncle feels extremely warm sensation on his back >his friend runs over and tells him to hold still as he nudges something off uncle's back >a burning glob of human fatty tissue is laying on the dirt Later that night: -guys all sitting around a fire having their first decent meal in a while suncle's turn to get food sguy in charge of chow plops a big ladel of fat into uncle's bowl and says "Enjoy your molten J-- stew!" uncle hurls all over the fire and doesn't eat for a day and a half mfw he told my brother and me this story when we were 12

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Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)23:46:22 No.235674022223571658 File: ww2 catipg (137 KB, 580x593) My great-grandfather rarely spoke about what he did during the war. He died a few years ago at 93 and the only time he did was when he and I were spending the day together shortly before he died He said "this is only one that matters because otherwise I wouldnt be here" Be great-grandfather in northern Greece >WW2 breaks out, Italians invade >Join ELAS resistance in 1942, become guerilla fighter with his buddies from the same village >Steal supplies, sabotage trucks, live in the mountains and harass occupiers Eventually cause such fuckery for the Italians that the Germans arrive to handle occupation >Whole new ballgame >lnept useless soldiers replaced with war hardened vets known for brutality >Nazi's proceed to kill the village priest, burn down homes of suspected resistance members and kill two of his buddies within the week >Soon after ELAS ambush is set up to take supply trucks on a mountain road out of the village >Gets captured in the ensuing firefight as Germans repel the ambush >Germans want to make an example of him and fellow resistance members >Tie their hands behind their backs and load them into truck headed into town >Going to be executed in village square >Passing a farm, he says "f--- it" and bails out of the truck at full speed >Makes it to next village, meets up with local ELAS members >Too late to save friends back at the village >Eventually war ends, he meets his wife and comes to Canada and has a successful life >Bitterly hated German's till the day he died
Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)23:46:22 No.235674022223571658 File: ww2 catipg (137 KB, 580x593) My great-grandfather rarely spoke about what he did during the war. He died a few years ago at 93 and the only time he did was when he and I were spending the day together shortly before he died He said "this is only one that matters because otherwise I wouldnt be here" Be great-grandfather in northern Greece >WW2 breaks out, Italians invade >Join ELAS resistance in 1942, become guerilla fighter with his buddies from the same village >Steal supplies, sabotage trucks, live in the mountains and harass occupiers Eventually cause such fuckery for the Italians that the Germans arrive to handle occupation >Whole new ballgame >lnept useless soldiers replaced with war hardened vets known for brutality >Nazi's proceed to kill the village priest, burn down homes of suspected resistance members and kill two of his buddies within the week >Soon after ELAS ambush is set up to take supply trucks on a mountain road out of the village >Gets captured in the ensuing firefight as Germans repel the ambush >Germans want to make an example of him and fellow resistance members >Tie their hands behind their backs and load them into truck headed into town >Going to be executed in village square >Passing a farm, he says "f--- it" and bails out of the truck at full speed >Makes it to next village, meets up with local ELAS members >Too late to save friends back at the village >Eventually war ends, he meets his wife and comes to Canada and has a successful life >Bitterly hated German's till the day he died

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Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)22:50:52 No.23566664 File: 10505350 675118982575565 ( ipg (39 KB, 679x657) My dad was a coastie that served in the 80's >Be my dad >Bustin drug faghats irn their s----- boats This is totally nat good good. Sometimes smokes their weed >Radio call comes in from a Marine unit >Navy cant get Marines cause p----- >Dad gets on s----- S-61 chopper >Dad hates s----- helis >Marines in some s--- place in South America >Dads heli flys into action >Starts getting Marines during a firefight >One Marine left that one get on >Marine is batshit >Heli lifts off but deploys basket with dad in it >Dad is being shot at ohshit.jpg >Marine gets in the basket with him. >Marine firing 45. into jungle cappin bitches >Dads trying not to die >Marines get on Cutter and drink with Coasties >mfw dad "saved" some spec ops guys. More coastie stories?
Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)22:50:52 No.23566664 File: 10505350 675118982575565 ( ipg (39 KB, 679x657) My dad was a coastie that served in the 80's >Be my dad >Bustin drug faghats irn their s----- boats This is totally nat good good. Sometimes smokes their weed >Radio call comes in from a Marine unit >Navy cant get Marines cause p----- >Dad gets on s----- S-61 chopper >Dad hates s----- helis >Marines in some s--- place in South America >Dads heli flys into action >Starts getting Marines during a firefight >One Marine left that one get on >Marine is batshit >Heli lifts off but deploys basket with dad in it >Dad is being shot at ohshit.jpg >Marine gets in the basket with him. >Marine firing 45. into jungle cappin bitches >Dads trying not to die >Marines get on Cutter and drink with Coasties >mfw dad "saved" some spec ops guys. More coastie stories?

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□ Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)21:01:02 No.23565305 23565187 Dad's side had family who served in ww2 >Great-uncles (again brothers but from the otherside of my family) >One was a tank-driver (a sherman, bought by the British army) sOnly story he told was of a training disaster, when they tested out the tanks amphibious capabilites for the assault on D-Day, his mates tank sunk in the river and for whatever reason they couldn't escape. They all drowned. >the other was haunted by his time, as he was given the task of burying his dead comrades, however lIRC he was the same Great-Uncle who became and undertaker after the war. Idk why he would want to after that s--- however. >He did have one amusing story he liked to tell. While in Northern France, he and his platoon happened upon a barn. >They heard a crash and rustling >A few of the guys, panicked and fired some rounds on the door, before the Lt ordered them to throw a grenade and storm the barn >They threw a grenade, waited BANG, kicked the open the door SA f--- tonne of chickens ran out >The Lt shouted to my Great-Uncle quick shoot us up some dinner >He turned, lifted his sten and shot the head off one of them >His Lt roared Bloody good shot Thornton, bloody good >That said, he accredited it to luck as in his words the sten was a load of bollocks
□ Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)21:01:02 No.23565305 23565187 Dad's side had family who served in ww2 >Great-uncles (again brothers but from the otherside of my family) >One was a tank-driver (a sherman, bought by the British army) sOnly story he told was of a training disaster, when they tested out the tanks amphibious capabilites for the assault on D-Day, his mates tank sunk in the river and for whatever reason they couldn't escape. They all drowned. >the other was haunted by his time, as he was given the task of burying his dead comrades, however lIRC he was the same Great-Uncle who became and undertaker after the war. Idk why he would want to after that s--- however. >He did have one amusing story he liked to tell. While in Northern France, he and his platoon happened upon a barn. >They heard a crash and rustling >A few of the guys, panicked and fired some rounds on the door, before the Lt ordered them to throw a grenade and storm the barn >They threw a grenade, waited BANG, kicked the open the door SA f--- tonne of chickens ran out >The Lt shouted to my Great-Uncle quick shoot us up some dinner >He turned, lifted his sten and shot the head off one of them >His Lt roared Bloody good shot Thornton, bloody good >That said, he accredited it to luck as in his words the sten was a load of bollocks

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Li Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)20:29:43 No.23564839 File: Untitled ipg (73 KB, 683x497) 23564620 f--- that hit me right in the feels. の UE >be my great uncle E be polish jew >be poor as s--- shoe maker >save all families jew gold Shitler rising >get scared as s--- ssend daughter to america >two days later germans invade >hide in warsaw attic of goyim friends he knew with his wife >survive on what little bread and other food the family would give them. >nazis search for jews in the house. they hear nothing from the attic. our christian friend gives the nazis a friendly hello etc and disguises the attic door. >nazis do not find my family >great uncle has had enough of this hiding s--- >sends wife away with what remaining little money he had to go to iceland by fishing ship. Swife goes to iceland, hustles for money, gets on ship to south africa, is safe from nazis >great uncle is not >warsaw is quarantined because the jews keep shooting nazis and f------ them up. >grandpa was one of the men who helped smuggle guns into the ghetto and get women and children out when the fighting broke out. >he died fighting when the nazis burned down the ghetto. Shis wife married in SA and thier daughter became a successful doctor in canada. She was never able to save his life but saved hundreds of others. She died fighting insurmountable odds. She will never have a grave because nobody could ever find his remains.
Li Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)20:29:43 No.23564839 File: Untitled ipg (73 KB, 683x497) 23564620 f--- that hit me right in the feels. の UE >be my great uncle E be polish jew >be poor as s--- shoe maker >save all families jew gold Shitler rising >get scared as s--- ssend daughter to america >two days later germans invade >hide in warsaw attic of goyim friends he knew with his wife >survive on what little bread and other food the family would give them. >nazis search for jews in the house. they hear nothing from the attic. our christian friend gives the nazis a friendly hello etc and disguises the attic door. >nazis do not find my family >great uncle has had enough of this hiding s--- >sends wife away with what remaining little money he had to go to iceland by fishing ship. Swife goes to iceland, hustles for money, gets on ship to south africa, is safe from nazis >great uncle is not >warsaw is quarantined because the jews keep shooting nazis and f------ them up. >grandpa was one of the men who helped smuggle guns into the ghetto and get women and children out when the fighting broke out. >he died fighting when the nazis burned down the ghetto. Shis wife married in SA and thier daughter became a successful doctor in canada. She was never able to save his life but saved hundreds of others. She died fighting insurmountable odds. She will never have a grave because nobody could ever find his remains.

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□ Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)20:14:30 No 23564620 File: 1414363703526.ipg (35 KB, 599x740) ー23564839 >Be K---- grandpa >Assigned to a flak battery in ze Reich .A downed bomber belly lands right next to them >Ball gunner bailed out, all are okay >Except for back gunner who was hit by a 20mm mineshell >A mineshell contains roughly 3/5 of a pineapple nade explosive, he is mutilated accordingly, half his stomach is a bloody mess >Jerries wanna mercy kill him, his comrades have nothing against this >Suddenly he speaks >"Bitte...einen Moment..." >Germans are quiet >"I had a girlfriend in Munich...her Name is (forgot what it really was)..when this is over, tell her I'm sorry" >He dies >When the war is over, grandpa goes back home to Austria >Never gets the face of the dying gunner out of his head >Does research in his spare time after the war >Gunner's gf was Jewish, died in Treblinka time he told it.
□ Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)20:14:30 No 23564620 File: 1414363703526.ipg (35 KB, 599x740) ー23564839 >Be K---- grandpa >Assigned to a flak battery in ze Reich .A downed bomber belly lands right next to them >Ball gunner bailed out, all are okay >Except for back gunner who was hit by a 20mm mineshell >A mineshell contains roughly 3/5 of a pineapple nade explosive, he is mutilated accordingly, half his stomach is a bloody mess >Jerries wanna mercy kill him, his comrades have nothing against this >Suddenly he speaks >"Bitte...einen Moment..." >Germans are quiet >"I had a girlfriend in Munich...her Name is (forgot what it really was)..when this is over, tell her I'm sorry" >He dies >When the war is over, grandpa goes back home to Austria >Never gets the face of the dying gunner out of his head >Does research in his spare time after the war >Gunner's gf was Jewish, died in Treblinka time he told it.

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