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□ Anonymous 11/11/14(Tue)21:01:02 No.23565305 23565187 Dad's side had family who served in ww2 >Great-uncles (again brothers but from the otherside of my family) >One was a tank-driver (a sherman, bought by the British army) sOnly story he told was of a training disaster, when they tested out the tanks amphibious capabilites for the assault on D-Day, his mates tank sunk in the river and for whatever reason they couldn't escape. They all drowned. >the other was haunted by his time, as he was given the task of burying his dead comrades, however lIRC he was the same Great-Uncle who became and undertaker after the war. Idk why he would want to after that s--- however. >He did have one amusing story he liked to tell. While in Northern France, he and his platoon happened upon a barn. >They heard a crash and rustling >A few of the guys, panicked and fired some rounds on the door, before the Lt ordered them to throw a grenade and storm the barn >They threw a grenade, waited BANG, kicked the open the door SA f--- tonne of chickens ran out >The Lt shouted to my Great-Uncle quick shoot us up some dinner >He turned, lifted his sten and shot the head off one of them >His Lt roared Bloody good shot Thornton, bloody good >That said, he accredited it to luck as in his words the sten was a load of bollocks

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