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□ Anonymous (ID: bplQT50) 12/04/12(Tue)23:53:13 No.441583257 Reples: >>441583649 >>441584076 9 5 Fil: 1354683193477 ig-(15 KB, 400x231, Calvin_Hobbes_Laughing jpg) >Be me >Be in Grade 7 >Be in rich white privileged kid school >Hang out with the cool kids who don't use the playground >Playground is a multi-level jungle gym with a bunch of slides and poles >One integrated tard wandering the top of the jungle gym, looking nervous >Tard been complaining all day of "Tumtum rumblebumble" Suddenly we hear a mighty tardrar from the top of the jungle gym at the spiral slide >Look up >Tard is getting completely nude >lolwut.jpg >He squats above the spiral slide >Tard releases another mighty tardrar TUM TUM RUMBLEBUMBLE >Mighty blast of green liquid s--- sprays and sputters out of his ass, pouring down the slide >She panics, falls face first into liquid s--- and slides all the way back down >Liquid s--- and tardrar not stopping TUM TUM NNRRRRRGGHHH! >Biggest turd I've ever seen in my life slowly escapes a------ >Tard vomits from what I can only assume to be pain from giving birth to that monster >Vomit leaks through wood slats onto children below friends and I through the whole event, see image

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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