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□ Anonymous (ID: bplQT50) 12/04/12(Tue)23:53:13 No.441583257 Reples: >>441583649 >>441584076 9 5 Fil: 1354683193477 ig-(15 KB, 400x231, Calvin_Hobbes_Laughing jpg) >Be me >Be in Grade 7 >Be in rich white privileged kid school >Hang out with the cool kids who don't use the playground >Playground is a multi-level jungle gym with a bunch of slides and poles >One integrated tard wandering the top of the jungle gym, looking nervous >Tard been complaining all day of "Tumtum rumblebumble" Suddenly we hear a mighty tardrar from the top of the jungle gym at the spiral slide >Look up >Tard is getting completely nude >lolwut.jpg >He squats above the spiral slide >Tard releases another mighty tardrar TUM TUM RUMBLEBUMBLE >Mighty blast of green liquid s--- sprays and sputters out of his ass, pouring down the slide >She panics, falls face first into liquid s--- and slides all the way back down >Liquid s--- and tardrar not stopping TUM TUM NNRRRRRGGHHH! >Biggest turd I've ever seen in my life slowly escapes a------ >Tard vomits from what I can only assume to be pain from giving birth to that monster >Vomit leaks through wood slats onto children below friends and I through the whole event, see image

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