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: Anonymous 04/23/23(Sun)06:05:27 No.180904922 >sitting in my room >studying differential equations and high level engineering courses for hours struggling >some women sell feet pictures or their body and become millionaires in the modern world >because women have over inflated sense of self worth and extremely high standards i probably won't even find a women with a good engineering job grim 386 KB PNG
: Anonymous 04/23/23(Sun)06:05:27 No.180904922 >sitting in my room >studying differential equations and high level engineering courses for hours struggling >some women sell feet pictures or their body and become millionaires in the modern world >because women have over inflated sense of self worth and extremely high standards i probably won't even find a women with a good engineering job grim 386 KB PNG

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Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat) 19:46:30 No.634989546 379C56DF-DE4C-4563-955A-DBA9ED38CC2C.jpg 36 KB JPG >stares at a tree for several hours >decides that god isn't racist enough >dies What did Miyazaki mean by this?
Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat) 19:46:30 No.634989546 379C56DF-DE4C-4563-955A-DBA9ED38CC2C.jpg 36 KB JPG >stares at a tree for several hours >decides that god isn't racist enough >dies What did Miyazaki mean by this?

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Based and kpop pilled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/23/23(Sun)15:48:17 No.898054741 BA5EAB38-C7B5-4C96-83A3-D3D81F4188D4.jpg 35 KB JPG > scrolling through social media > sees cute kpop girl > save and download image > press "Do not recommend posts like this" button because i'm not about that gay s---
: Anonymous 04/23/23(Sun)15:48:17 No.898054741 BA5EAB38-C7B5-4C96-83A3-D3D81F4188D4.jpg 35 KB JPG > scrolling through social media > sees cute kpop girl > save and download image > press "Do not recommend posts like this" button because i'm not about that gay s---

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Average day in the balkans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/23/23(Sun)02:28:34 No.73057350 >lizzy the prostitute is back in town >go to the w--------- and have violent a--- sex with her >as i pull out, the c--- is covered with s--- >my dad arrives and tells me that my grandpa was killed by a serbian landmine in a kebab restaurant 3 KB JPG >i eventually get a lawyer to sue the state of serbia >both of these rather repulsive events happen on my birthday >my birthday gifts are a weird lego star wars harry potter lord of the rings crossover set and a bottle of absinthe >on the next day I get drafted to the military again >this time, it is very relaxing >the barracks is a cozy wood cabin >I wake up at 10 and wonder where the screaming is >a sergeant tells me the army now gets up at 12, it was moved back six hours because of many complaints >later we learn how to clean bath tubs in the >i still get medically discharged just like it happened irl to me >there are some chemical experiments too but I unfortunately forgot that part of the dream >I wake up
: Anonymous 04/23/23(Sun)02:28:34 No.73057350 >lizzy the prostitute is back in town >go to the w--------- and have violent a--- sex with her >as i pull out, the c--- is covered with s--- >my dad arrives and tells me that my grandpa was killed by a serbian landmine in a kebab restaurant 3 KB JPG >i eventually get a lawyer to sue the state of serbia >both of these rather repulsive events happen on my birthday >my birthday gifts are a weird lego star wars harry potter lord of the rings crossover set and a bottle of absinthe >on the next day I get drafted to the military again >this time, it is very relaxing >the barracks is a cozy wood cabin >I wake up at 10 and wonder where the screaming is >a sergeant tells me the army now gets up at 12, it was moved back six hours because of many complaints >later we learn how to clean bath tubs in the >i still get medically discharged just like it happened irl to me >there are some chemical experiments too but I unfortunately forgot that part of the dream >I wake up

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Maybe practice basic hygiene instead of shitposting online anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/22(Fri)01:01:44 59 KB JPG No.68513329 >tfw haven't showered in like 3 weeks >went to the landomat >saw this cute girl I know who always gives me a big hug when I see her >She's clearly not wearing a bra >I have to avoid the hug because I know i probably smell bad. Could have had titles pressed against me. Feels bad.
: Anonymous 05/06/22(Fri)01:01:44 59 KB JPG No.68513329 >tfw haven't showered in like 3 weeks >went to the landomat >saw this cute girl I know who always gives me a big hug when I see her >She's clearly not wearing a bra >I have to avoid the hug because I know i probably smell bad. Could have had titles pressed against me. Feels bad.

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Anon should try showering every once in a while | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 71 KB JPG 07/14/22(Thu)08:42:29 No.69406541 >be at relatives with family >they hug everyone >except me >they go for an awkward handshake with me where my hand is squished
: Anonymous 71 KB JPG 07/14/22(Thu)08:42:29 No.69406541 >be at relatives with family >they hug everyone >except me >they go for an awkward handshake with me where my hand is squished

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Anon goes to work | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 168 KB PNG 04/22/23 (Sat) 19:41:45 No.73052953 >be me, going to work >packed train but managed to secure a seat >somewhat long ride, so decide to play some vidya >fire up some good ol' pixel gun 3d >play survival for as many rounds as I can >the woman next to me keeps glancing at my phone, idk why >realize it's because of the pet mammoth I named "hairy n-----" >I close the game and put my phone back in my pocket for the remainder of the ride. Thank god my company doesn't have company shirts or else she would have probably called my boss, and I would have been f-----. 45 Replies / 36 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 168 KB PNG 04/22/23 (Sat) 19:41:45 No.73052953 >be me, going to work >packed train but managed to secure a seat >somewhat long ride, so decide to play some vidya >fire up some good ol' pixel gun 3d >play survival for as many rounds as I can >the woman next to me keeps glancing at my phone, idk why >realize it's because of the pet mammoth I named "hairy n-----" >I close the game and put my phone back in my pocket for the remainder of the ride. Thank god my company doesn't have company shirts or else she would have probably called my boss, and I would have been f-----. 45 Replies / 36 Images View Thread

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anon is just like me fr | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat)22:16:13 No.73053001 bane2.png 310 KB PNG >don't enjoy masturbating anymore >don't enjoy drinking anymore >don't even enjoy eating anymore I hardly feel anything. I can't sleep most nights, but it doesn't seem to matter. I get up every morning and go to work like I had around 8 hours of sleep. When I get home I listen to music and stare at the ceiling. I think I'm going to walk to my city's tallest bridge tomorrow and jump off of it. : Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat) 22:19:23 No.73053030 I. . . Dont... Tbink. . . Sandals. . . Are... Good... For... Your.. Feet... : Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat)22:21:20 No.73053058 Try taking a ZMA (zinc magnesium and b6) supplement first.
: Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat)22:16:13 No.73053001 bane2.png 310 KB PNG >don't enjoy masturbating anymore >don't enjoy drinking anymore >don't even enjoy eating anymore I hardly feel anything. I can't sleep most nights, but it doesn't seem to matter. I get up every morning and go to work like I had around 8 hours of sleep. When I get home I listen to music and stare at the ceiling. I think I'm going to walk to my city's tallest bridge tomorrow and jump off of it. : Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat) 22:19:23 No.73053030 I. . . Dont... Tbink. . . Sandals. . . Are... Good... For... Your.. Feet... : Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat)22:21:20 No.73053058 Try taking a ZMA (zinc magnesium and b6) supplement first.

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Anon fails the skill check | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11 KB JPG 04/22/23(Sat)11:53:59 No.73052607 CN >boring ass English class >the urge >the urge is strong >too strong to resist >instead of pretending to go take a s--- like a normal person I have a worse idea >put my hands inside my shirt >people probably think it's normal autismo behavior for >high school 9th grade >hit puberty pretty late, am just now in my hyper horny phase me >reach into my pants and just play with it a little >stealthily of course >no one notices it seems >do it again a week later >nice no one noticed again >next day I get weird looks from people >talk to one of only 2 friends i have there >hand him a book he dropped >"don't touch it with your right hand" >didn't understand at first >after he walked away it hit me >he isn't even in that english class >everyone f------ knows The only silver lining is that this happened during the last 2 weeks of school and I was homeschooled after that
Anonymous 11 KB JPG 04/22/23(Sat)11:53:59 No.73052607 CN >boring ass English class >the urge >the urge is strong >too strong to resist >instead of pretending to go take a s--- like a normal person I have a worse idea >put my hands inside my shirt >people probably think it's normal autismo behavior for >high school 9th grade >hit puberty pretty late, am just now in my hyper horny phase me >reach into my pants and just play with it a little >stealthily of course >no one notices it seems >do it again a week later >nice no one noticed again >next day I get weird looks from people >talk to one of only 2 friends i have there >hand him a book he dropped >"don't touch it with your right hand" >didn't understand at first >after he walked away it hit me >he isn't even in that english class >everyone f------ knows The only silver lining is that this happened during the last 2 weeks of school and I was homeschooled after that

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Anons family gathering | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 43 KB JPG www >be me >be today >family gathering >get ignored for the most part >they're not really interested in what I have to say >get cut off while talking >go up to my room >play vidya >... 04/22/23(Sat)16:38:02 No.73051653 >"Anon, come downstairs! Everyone is wondering where you are." >while passing by my mother she says "Aren't you ashamed to leave everyone just like that?" Tremendous. 13 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous 43 KB JPG www >be me >be today >family gathering >get ignored for the most part >they're not really interested in what I have to say >get cut off while talking >go up to my room >play vidya >... 04/22/23(Sat)16:38:02 No.73051653 >"Anon, come downstairs! Everyone is wondering where you are." >while passing by my mother she says "Aren't you ashamed to leave everyone just like that?" Tremendous. 13 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anons brother is homophobic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 74 KB JPG 04/22/23(Sat)22:16:45 No.73054441 >Be me >Have an older brother >He's very transphobic and homophobic >He asks me to help him set a new ringtone >Look through his files to find the sound he wants to use >Stumble upon MULTIPLE t----- p--- videos >Ask my brother about it >"I don't know how those got there" >"I don't remember downloading those" >He immediately tries to delete the videos >The atmosphere is really awkward now >Just ask him to leave What the f--- do I do? Do I just ignore it and accept the fact that my older brother loves t----- p---? I don't think I can ever look at him in the same way again. 22 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
Anonymous 74 KB JPG 04/22/23(Sat)22:16:45 No.73054441 >Be me >Have an older brother >He's very transphobic and homophobic >He asks me to help him set a new ringtone >Look through his files to find the sound he wants to use >Stumble upon MULTIPLE t----- p--- videos >Ask my brother about it >"I don't know how those got there" >"I don't remember downloading those" >He immediately tries to delete the videos >The atmosphere is really awkward now >Just ask him to leave What the f--- do I do? Do I just ignore it and accept the fact that my older brother loves t----- p---? I don't think I can ever look at him in the same way again. 22 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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anon has stuffed toys | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >turn on my raspberry pi and put on Super Mario Kart >he drives around in circles because he's at that age were he doesn't understand how to press multiple buttons 84 KB JPG >he gets bored and plays with my stuffed toys until he gets called down for dinner This is a true story 04/22/23(Sat)16:50:48 No.634920425 >nephew asks to see my room because I'm a cool gamer uncle according to my sister >my Wii U is unplugged because it's a s--- console and my PS4 only has grown up games : Anonymous >>634920425 (OP) # >my stuffed toys >>634920795 # >>634920945 # 04/22/23(Sat)16:54:32 No.634920623 : Anonymous >>634920623 # Sorry. Collectable plushies. : Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat)16:57:32 No.634920795 : Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat)16:57:40 No.634920805 OK, and I should care about literally any of this because...? 04/22/23(Sat)16:59:45 No.634920909 ok but why did you have sex with him
: Anonymous >turn on my raspberry pi and put on Super Mario Kart >he drives around in circles because he's at that age were he doesn't understand how to press multiple buttons 84 KB JPG >he gets bored and plays with my stuffed toys until he gets called down for dinner This is a true story 04/22/23(Sat)16:50:48 No.634920425 >nephew asks to see my room because I'm a cool gamer uncle according to my sister >my Wii U is unplugged because it's a s--- console and my PS4 only has grown up games : Anonymous >>634920425 (OP) # >my stuffed toys >>634920795 # >>634920945 # 04/22/23(Sat)16:54:32 No.634920623 : Anonymous >>634920623 # Sorry. Collectable plushies. : Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat)16:57:32 No.634920795 : Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat)16:57:40 No.634920805 OK, and I should care about literally any of this because...? 04/22/23(Sat)16:59:45 No.634920909 ok but why did you have sex with him

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anon shares a life hack | /r/Greentext

O Master piss Life hack? Anonymous 04/21/23(Fri)18:51:10 No.73046260 >Arrive at urinal at the same time as another guy >STANDOFF, silence as neither of us piss >Start thinking about how my c--- is probably bigger than his. >starts pissing And you can too. You're welcome anon >> □ Anonymous 04/21/23(Fri)18:52:55 No.73046276 ► File: 51c-2.png (262 KB, 428x438) >Arrive at urinal at the same time as another guy >STANDOFF, silence as neither of us piss >Start thinking about how my c--- is probably smaller than his. >starts c------ And you can too. You're welcome anon
O Master piss Life hack? Anonymous 04/21/23(Fri)18:51:10 No.73046260 >Arrive at urinal at the same time as another guy >STANDOFF, silence as neither of us piss >Start thinking about how my c--- is probably bigger than his. >starts pissing And you can too. You're welcome anon >> □ Anonymous 04/21/23(Fri)18:52:55 No.73046276 ► File: 51c-2.png (262 KB, 428x438) >Arrive at urinal at the same time as another guy >STANDOFF, silence as neither of us piss >Start thinking about how my c--- is probably smaller than his. >starts c------ And you can too. You're welcome anon

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Playing video games | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 168 KB PNG 04/22/23(Sat)12:41:45 No.73052953 >be me, going to work >packed train but managed to secure a seat >somewhat long ride, so decide to play some vidya >fire up some good ol' pixel gun 3d >play survival for as many rounds as I can >the woman next to me keeps glancing at my phone, idk why >realize it's because of the pet mammoth I named "hairy nic >I close the game and put my phone back in my pocket for the remainder of the ride. Thank god my company doesn't have company shirts or else she would have probably called my boss, and I would have been f-----. 42 Replies / 33 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 168 KB PNG 04/22/23(Sat)12:41:45 No.73052953 >be me, going to work >packed train but managed to secure a seat >somewhat long ride, so decide to play some vidya >fire up some good ol' pixel gun 3d >play survival for as many rounds as I can >the woman next to me keeps glancing at my phone, idk why >realize it's because of the pet mammoth I named "hairy nic >I close the game and put my phone back in my pocket for the remainder of the ride. Thank god my company doesn't have company shirts or else she would have probably called my boss, and I would have been f-----. 42 Replies / 33 Images View Thread

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Anon biffs his English exam | /r/Greentext

File: untitled.png (29 KB, 361x300) Today's researchers have found that the veritable army of trained volunteers traveling the country conducting face-to-face interviews can sometimes be 29 replaced by another army the vast array of individuals volunteering details about their lives-and, inadvertently, their language-through social media. Brice Russ of Ohio State 29 A) NO CHANGE B) replaced-by another army, C) replaced by another army; D) replaced by another army Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat) 13:09:38 No.73053858 >Be me >16 >Standardized testing >English test >See question (pic related) >Semicolons are used to separate complex thoughts >Pic C >Days later >Get test back >Got question wrong >Forgot about colons >Rage.wav
File: untitled.png (29 KB, 361x300) Today's researchers have found that the veritable army of trained volunteers traveling the country conducting face-to-face interviews can sometimes be 29 replaced by another army the vast array of individuals volunteering details about their lives-and, inadvertently, their language-through social media. Brice Russ of Ohio State 29 A) NO CHANGE B) replaced-by another army, C) replaced by another army; D) replaced by another army Anonymous 04/22/23(Sat) 13:09:38 No.73053858 >Be me >16 >Standardized testing >English test >See question (pic related) >Semicolons are used to separate complex thoughts >Pic C >Days later >Get test back >Got question wrong >Forgot about colons >Rage.wav

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Humans won't be replaced (and that's bad) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous HD-03 04/21/23(Fri) 22:01:04 No.92938411 Boston D D5B84034-8DC1-4639-84BB-B507EB451310.jpg 540 KB JPG >robot >100kg battery >10,000 watt hours for 1 hour of movement >breaks after a couple years VS >human >1 potato (220 grams) for 1 hour of movement >lasts 70 years >way more manoeuvrable Why are biological processes so much more efficient than mechanical ones? : Anonymous >>92938411 (OP) # Let me rephrase the question for you to show off your stupidity. 04/21/23(Fri)22:07:07 No.92938518 >Why are humans not better at creating mechanical beings that can rival humans after just 70 years of robotics? >Seasoning applied
: Anonymous HD-03 04/21/23(Fri) 22:01:04 No.92938411 Boston D D5B84034-8DC1-4639-84BB-B507EB451310.jpg 540 KB JPG >robot >100kg battery >10,000 watt hours for 1 hour of movement >breaks after a couple years VS >human >1 potato (220 grams) for 1 hour of movement >lasts 70 years >way more manoeuvrable Why are biological processes so much more efficient than mechanical ones? : Anonymous >>92938411 (OP) # Let me rephrase the question for you to show off your stupidity. 04/21/23(Fri)22:07:07 No.92938518 >Why are humans not better at creating mechanical beings that can rival humans after just 70 years of robotics? >Seasoning applied

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