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: Anonymous Stage 5: Acceptance 15 KB JPG 01/11/25(Sat) 17:56:28 No.80022631 I used to want a life with a wife and kids. The typical family I could provide for. I was an angsty guy who hated life as a teenager but an undercurrent ran which made me K actually want to live and have a family. Once I turned 25 and my frontal lobe allegedly finished forming I thought that the angst and misery would go away and I would get serious. It didn't. The only thing I realized is that this is who I always was and who I'll always be. I have nothing to offer a wife and even less to teach any prospective offspring. Some of us are born to die alone. Even being nostalgic isn't what it once was once I realized that the past wasn't much better and that I was even more miserable then. That ends now and I accept that I'm just not built for a typical, normal life and I now work on providing for myself a quiet existance by myself. I'll help who I can and cherish my few friends and family and enjoy the little things while trucking along to the end. Its honestly liberating. Anonymous >>80022631 (OP) # 01/11/25(Sat) 17:58:13 No.80022642 >That ends now and I accept that I'm just not built for a typical, normal life I'll drink to that >>80023154 # Anonymous 1.96 MB PNG 01/11/25(Sat) 19:01:55 No.80023154 >>80022642 # Bottoms up man.
: Anonymous Stage 5: Acceptance 15 KB JPG 01/11/25(Sat) 17:56:28 No.80022631 I used to want a life with a wife and kids. The typical family I could provide for. I was an angsty guy who hated life as a teenager but an undercurrent ran which made me K actually want to live and have a family. Once I turned 25 and my frontal lobe allegedly finished forming I thought that the angst and misery would go away and I would get serious. It didn't. The only thing I realized is that this is who I always was and who I'll always be. I have nothing to offer a wife and even less to teach any prospective offspring. Some of us are born to die alone. Even being nostalgic isn't what it once was once I realized that the past wasn't much better and that I was even more miserable then. That ends now and I accept that I'm just not built for a typical, normal life and I now work on providing for myself a quiet existance by myself. I'll help who I can and cherish my few friends and family and enjoy the little things while trucking along to the end. Its honestly liberating. Anonymous >>80022631 (OP) # 01/11/25(Sat) 17:58:13 No.80022642 >That ends now and I accept that I'm just not built for a typical, normal life I'll drink to that >>80023154 # Anonymous 1.96 MB PNG 01/11/25(Sat) 19:01:55 No.80023154 >>80022642 # Bottoms up man.

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Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)20:36:30 No.207612839 Season_2_-_Skyler.jpg 78 KB JPG >Walt puts himself into extreme danger to provide for his family after he dies from cancer. >Skyler, his wife, after finding out about this. Has sex with an old friend and then gives all of Walt's money to him >If you question or dislike this choice by Skyler you are a misogynist ??
Anonymous 01/04/25(Sat)20:36:30 No.207612839 Season_2_-_Skyler.jpg 78 KB JPG >Walt puts himself into extreme danger to provide for his family after he dies from cancer. >Skyler, his wife, after finding out about this. Has sex with an old friend and then gives all of Walt's money to him >If you question or dislike this choice by Skyler you are a misogynist ??

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Anon missed his chance | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 5NLb1/wd 09/30/24(Mon) 16:18:08 No.483333941 >Talked to college stacy today >She said no men asked her out in the last 8 months 23 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: w7Bj4Cpt >>483333941 (OP) # 09/30/24(Mon) 16:18:50 No.483334004 nows your chance bigman >>483334127 # >>483342149 # Anonymous (ID: iekzvOgZ >>483333941 (OP) # 09/30/24(Mon) 16:19:40 No.483334082 She's giving you a hint you f------ retard.
Anonymous (ID: 5NLb1/wd 09/30/24(Mon) 16:18:08 No.483333941 >Talked to college stacy today >She said no men asked her out in the last 8 months 23 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: w7Bj4Cpt >>483333941 (OP) # 09/30/24(Mon) 16:18:50 No.483334004 nows your chance bigman >>483334127 # >>483342149 # Anonymous (ID: iekzvOgZ >>483333941 (OP) # 09/30/24(Mon) 16:19:40 No.483334082 She's giving you a hint you f------ retard.

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Guilty until proven innocent | /r/Greentext

Anonymous My parents are distraught. 868 KB JPG 12/08/23(Fri)05:38:51 No.75688446 >Oldest brother got framed for sexual assault by our cousin in the early 2010s. >Parents kicked him out without even hearing him out. >This was to "Protect his younger cousin at all costs." >During a family reunion this year, he was brought up and our cousin froze up. >People took notice and began pinning her down and questioning her about it. >She began playing it all off as if it was a "dream" and never happened which threw people into a loop, badly. >The family began freaking their s--- in an attempt to contact him and was finally able to. >We severely struggled to find him because he had erased himself from the internet or anywhere. >Our parents hired a private investigator and luckily was able to find him and called him. >Everyone was in tears after he answered and picked up. >Mom sat the phone on speaker. >He immediately responded after our parents asked him how he was doing and that they missed him. >"Do not contact me again." >No one could get any words out and mom tried to say something. >He cut her off and went into detail how family bonds had been destroyed. >Including how he's lived in isolation for years in fear of creating another relationship over the lies they believed would ruin a relationship he formed.. >He went off how the family had killed him and he's been condemned to a living death. >Then we were caught off guard when he stated he's putting in restraining orders for all of us. >He hung up, then mom and dad began screaming/crying. We got notified of the R.Os weeks ago. Mom and dad are distraught and haven't been the same since. Its what we get, I guess.
Anonymous My parents are distraught. 868 KB JPG 12/08/23(Fri)05:38:51 No.75688446 >Oldest brother got framed for sexual assault by our cousin in the early 2010s. >Parents kicked him out without even hearing him out. >This was to "Protect his younger cousin at all costs." >During a family reunion this year, he was brought up and our cousin froze up. >People took notice and began pinning her down and questioning her about it. >She began playing it all off as if it was a "dream" and never happened which threw people into a loop, badly. >The family began freaking their s--- in an attempt to contact him and was finally able to. >We severely struggled to find him because he had erased himself from the internet or anywhere. >Our parents hired a private investigator and luckily was able to find him and called him. >Everyone was in tears after he answered and picked up. >Mom sat the phone on speaker. >He immediately responded after our parents asked him how he was doing and that they missed him. >"Do not contact me again." >No one could get any words out and mom tried to say something. >He cut her off and went into detail how family bonds had been destroyed. >Including how he's lived in isolation for years in fear of creating another relationship over the lies they believed would ruin a relationship he formed.. >He went off how the family had killed him and he's been condemned to a living death. >Then we were caught off guard when he stated he's putting in restraining orders for all of us. >He hung up, then mom and dad began screaming/crying. We got notified of the R.Os weeks ago. Mom and dad are distraught and haven't been the same since. Its what we get, I guess.

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Anon live in looping | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat) 04:05:09 No.80020969 >go work >go home >go work >go home >go work Never Ending Nightmare >go home >go work 12 KB JPG >go home >go work >go home >go grocery store >go clean >go work >go home Ad infinitum Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat) 04:07:09 No.80020981 >stay at home and be a burden on others ad infinitum yeah that sounds a lot better.
: Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat) 04:05:09 No.80020969 >go work >go home >go work >go home >go work Never Ending Nightmare >go home >go work 12 KB JPG >go home >go work >go home >go grocery store >go clean >go work >go home Ad infinitum Anonymous 01/11/25(Sat) 04:07:09 No.80020981 >stay at home and be a burden on others ad infinitum yeah that sounds a lot better.

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Anon smokes a pipe | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2024-12-04225651.png (97 KB, 503x275) Anonymous 12/04/24(Wed)23:16:16 No.928238769 ► >be me >male, 19 years old >English >autistic eccentric >have a penchant for old fashioned stuff >smoke a pipe unironically >started as a fashion statement, actually enjoy it more than cigarettes (Yes, I was a smoker before this, I did not start a deadly habit as a fashion statement) >often get the bus to work in and out of town >it's across from a fish and chip shop >get back one night, pretty bushed from work >be nice to myself and get a haddock and chips for dinner >walk in >"Haddock, chips, apple Tango and a bottle of red sauce, please" >Woman at the counter recognises me >"Have we met before? I feel like I know you" >her colleague chimes in >"Patty, that's the cool kid from the bus stop with the pipe!" >take my pipe out of my pocket >put it in my mouth >"That I am, young lady" >they are very chatty with me >tell me they've been calling me 'cool kid' and 'Holmes' since they noticed my presence >the younger of the two women acts a little flirty with me, she's not my type and I'm already taken but still feels awesome >they write "cool kid" as the name on my receipt >round the order down by £1.50 >"Hope to see you again, Anon!" And they say that smoking kills, but smoking a pipe got me noticed by two very pleasant women.
File: Screenshot 2024-12-04225651.png (97 KB, 503x275) Anonymous 12/04/24(Wed)23:16:16 No.928238769 ► >be me >male, 19 years old >English >autistic eccentric >have a penchant for old fashioned stuff >smoke a pipe unironically >started as a fashion statement, actually enjoy it more than cigarettes (Yes, I was a smoker before this, I did not start a deadly habit as a fashion statement) >often get the bus to work in and out of town >it's across from a fish and chip shop >get back one night, pretty bushed from work >be nice to myself and get a haddock and chips for dinner >walk in >"Haddock, chips, apple Tango and a bottle of red sauce, please" >Woman at the counter recognises me >"Have we met before? I feel like I know you" >her colleague chimes in >"Patty, that's the cool kid from the bus stop with the pipe!" >take my pipe out of my pocket >put it in my mouth >"That I am, young lady" >they are very chatty with me >tell me they've been calling me 'cool kid' and 'Holmes' since they noticed my presence >the younger of the two women acts a little flirty with me, she's not my type and I'm already taken but still feels awesome >they write "cool kid" as the name on my receipt >round the order down by £1.50 >"Hope to see you again, Anon!" And they say that smoking kills, but smoking a pipe got me noticed by two very pleasant women.

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Helghan lives! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous HELGHAN LIVES 12/18/24(Wed)13:31:54 No.697656028 HELLDIVERS -PREMIUM WARBONO- RIGHTEOUS REVENANTS KILLZONEXHELLDIVERS.jpg >Long have we waited.... >Long have we slept >Our forces crushed >Our people scattered >No more >We have returned 48 KB JPG SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF HELGHAN REJOICE! OUR WORLD IS LOST TO US BUT IN ITS PLACE WE WILL TAKE THE GALAXY! FOR WE ARE THE REVENANTS OF OUR WORLD! FOR THE GLORY OF HELGHAN!
: Anonymous HELGHAN LIVES 12/18/24(Wed)13:31:54 No.697656028 HELLDIVERS -PREMIUM WARBONO- RIGHTEOUS REVENANTS KILLZONEXHELLDIVERS.jpg >Long have we waited.... >Long have we slept >Our forces crushed >Our people scattered >No more >We have returned 48 KB JPG SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF HELGHAN REJOICE! OUR WORLD IS LOST TO US BUT IN ITS PLACE WE WILL TAKE THE GALAXY! FOR WE ARE THE REVENANTS OF OUR WORLD! FOR THE GLORY OF HELGHAN!

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Actually canon. Young Dumbledore was a race supremacist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)22:38:56 No.200215806 AGIC OUR MAN... DIVINE age DIVINE Magic by LIMA CA IMG_9339.jpg 74 KB JPG >stops Harry from racemixing Name a more based character
: Anonymous 06/17/24(Mon)22:38:56 No.200215806 AGIC OUR MAN... DIVINE age DIVINE Magic by LIMA CA IMG_9339.jpg 74 KB JPG >stops Harry from racemixing Name a more based character

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It means you're gay Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/10/25(Fri)16:15:33 No.80010959 >weak twink >big penis What did god mean by this # 50 KB JPG 16 Replies / 3 Images : Anonymous >>80011006 # Holy f----- cope lol >>80012015 # View Thread 01/10/25(Fri)18:01:43 No.80011574
: Anonymous 01/10/25(Fri)16:15:33 No.80010959 >weak twink >big penis What did god mean by this # 50 KB JPG 16 Replies / 3 Images : Anonymous >>80011006 # Holy f----- cope lol >>80012015 # View Thread 01/10/25(Fri)18:01:43 No.80011574

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“What a terrible name for an airline. It reminds me of that tragedy...” | /r/Greentext

File: aziz.jpg (84 KB, 720x540) No S COVEN TO YOUR DO Minutes Free!' teed Joe's Pepper ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:04:00 No.207634914 >Why don't you get Abdul to deliver it? >>207635324 >>207635417 >"They found his passport lying on top of the wreckage. NOW GO!!!" ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:05 No.207635312 >Look, kid, I got a newspaper to run and I need a picture of the splattered corpses at Ground Zero in seven minutes! >Fine, here. >Crap. Run it on page one with the headline "Spider-Man Leaves Trade Tower Victims to Die!" Give you two hundred bucks for the picture. >Three hundred for that and one from my private "LOL SUPERMAN" stash. >That's outrageous! Done. ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:41 No.207635318 ► File: 1736073212833.jpg (230 KB, 1280×720) o Smoking IR DOOR >GOOOooooO00000000 Dr lepper le INCE 0000 ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:41:18 No.207635417 File: americanmoviescene.png (449 KB, 720x540) Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper lepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr epper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper >>207634914 (OP). >american movies
File: aziz.jpg (84 KB, 720x540) No S COVEN TO YOUR DO Minutes Free!' teed Joe's Pepper ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:04:00 No.207634914 >Why don't you get Abdul to deliver it? >>207635324 >>207635417 >"They found his passport lying on top of the wreckage. NOW GO!!!" ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:05 No.207635312 >Look, kid, I got a newspaper to run and I need a picture of the splattered corpses at Ground Zero in seven minutes! >Fine, here. >Crap. Run it on page one with the headline "Spider-Man Leaves Trade Tower Victims to Die!" Give you two hundred bucks for the picture. >Three hundred for that and one from my private "LOL SUPERMAN" stash. >That's outrageous! Done. ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:41 No.207635318 ► File: 1736073212833.jpg (230 KB, 1280×720) o Smoking IR DOOR >GOOOooooO00000000 Dr lepper le INCE 0000 ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:41:18 No.207635417 File: americanmoviescene.png (449 KB, 720x540) Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper lepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr epper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper >>207634914 (OP). >american movies

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Anon is insensitive to the plight of the prosperous | /r/Greentext

MIRROR NOW MIRRORNOW.IN CALIFORNIA FIRES WATCH: DEADLY FIRES GRIP HOLLYWOOD STARS' HOMES | Anonymous (ID: baWLIwd7 | 01/09/25(Thu)17:14:43 No.493843417 >be rich af >lose one of your multimillion dollar mansions in a fire >go on the news and cry about your loss from a 5 star hotel >everyone on redderp expresses their sorrow and sends condolences redshit logic: obscene wealth = good if you're a Dem
MIRROR NOW MIRRORNOW.IN CALIFORNIA FIRES WATCH: DEADLY FIRES GRIP HOLLYWOOD STARS' HOMES | Anonymous (ID: baWLIwd7 | 01/09/25(Thu)17:14:43 No.493843417 >be rich af >lose one of your multimillion dollar mansions in a fire >go on the news and cry about your loss from a 5 star hotel >everyone on redderp expresses their sorrow and sends condolences redshit logic: obscene wealth = good if you're a Dem

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Only wholesome violence allowed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >this is fine >sex isn't Make it make sense. 01/08/25(Wed)14:29:23 No.699593338 1.83 MB PNG 10
Anonymous >this is fine >sex isn't Make it make sense. 01/08/25(Wed)14:29:23 No.699593338 1.83 MB PNG 10

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chileanon mocks antivaxxtards | /r/Greentext

1/1 h7weUu9k. CL 35m (01/09/25 18:35). 493789420 3 Replies >>493788634 >retards refuse to vaccinate >same retards refuse to wear masks >the same retards refuse to stay at home >so we can't be sure covid is completely gone >AAAA covid never ended guys!!!! how could this be!!!!!
1/1 h7weUu9k. CL 35m (01/09/25 18:35). 493789420 3 Replies >>493788634 >retards refuse to vaccinate >same retards refuse to wear masks >the same retards refuse to stay at home >so we can't be sure covid is completely gone >AAAA covid never ended guys!!!! how could this be!!!!!

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Anon cares for bonsy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 7 KB JPG habit 05/31/19(Fri)00:48:52 No.801024299 Storytime /b/. >be me, depressed and homebody >smoke in my room almost constantly >decide to get a bonsai tree >looking up maintenance and care, completely overlooked my smoking >realize im killing this tree with my s----- choice to smoke, ignoring the irony of killing myself with my choice to smoke >started smoking outside >Started smoking less >Bonsy is looking great >i feel much better too >quit smoking Thanks bonsy. 3 Replies 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous 7 KB JPG habit 05/31/19(Fri)00:48:52 No.801024299 Storytime /b/. >be me, depressed and homebody >smoke in my room almost constantly >decide to get a bonsai tree >looking up maintenance and care, completely overlooked my smoking >realize im killing this tree with my s----- choice to smoke, ignoring the irony of killing myself with my choice to smoke >started smoking outside >Started smoking less >Bonsy is looking great >i feel much better too >quit smoking Thanks bonsy. 3 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Anon Likes Severus Snape | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)15:26:28 No.207688365 >>207688658 >>207690682 >>207691002 >>207691278 File: snape.jpg (49 KB, 636x382) HBO ORIGINAL Harry Potter Production of the HBO Original Series begins SUMMER 2025 at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden >loner outcast who everybody makes fun of >depressed and withdrawn >meet a girl who is your only friend >fall in love with her but never tell her >she starts f------ your bully >she has a kid with your bully >you find out she's going to die and try to protect her >she dies anyway >dumbledore forces you to teach the little bastard, who reminds you of your lost love and that heartbreak nobody suffers like snape ☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)15:45:01 No.207688658 >>207688365 >fall in love with her but never tell her >call her a mudblood ☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)15:48:03 No.207688706 >>207688658 she did start f------ his bully before that >> Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)15:49:22 No.207688728 >>207688706 not according to book 5 she didnt ☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)18:34:23 No.207691278 >>207688365 >>207688706 >>207689322 >>207688728 >>207691318 Who's the dude? Are they introducing new characters to the HP universe? ☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)18:37:26 No.207691318 File: 1643082467458.jpg (103 KB, 592x790) >>207691278 >new characters hehe
☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)15:26:28 No.207688365 >>207688658 >>207690682 >>207691002 >>207691278 File: snape.jpg (49 KB, 636x382) HBO ORIGINAL Harry Potter Production of the HBO Original Series begins SUMMER 2025 at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden >loner outcast who everybody makes fun of >depressed and withdrawn >meet a girl who is your only friend >fall in love with her but never tell her >she starts f------ your bully >she has a kid with your bully >you find out she's going to die and try to protect her >she dies anyway >dumbledore forces you to teach the little bastard, who reminds you of your lost love and that heartbreak nobody suffers like snape ☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)15:45:01 No.207688658 >>207688365 >fall in love with her but never tell her >call her a mudblood ☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)15:48:03 No.207688706 >>207688658 she did start f------ his bully before that >> Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)15:49:22 No.207688728 >>207688706 not according to book 5 she didnt ☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)18:34:23 No.207691278 >>207688365 >>207688706 >>207689322 >>207688728 >>207691318 Who's the dude? Are they introducing new characters to the HP universe? ☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)18:37:26 No.207691318 File: 1643082467458.jpg (103 KB, 592x790) >>207691278 >new characters hehe

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Anon is a fish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: FHfdt1EQ 01/08/25(Wed)19:32:39 No.493754534 >>493754293 (OP) # smeltbane.jpg 130 KB JPG You merely adopted the water. I was born in it. Molded by it.
Anonymous (ID: FHfdt1EQ 01/08/25(Wed)19:32:39 No.493754534 >>493754293 (OP) # smeltbane.jpg 130 KB JPG You merely adopted the water. I was born in it. Molded by it.

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History is doomed to repeat itself | /r/Greentext

12/06/17(Wed)22:41:21 No.152315696 fire.jpg 364 KB JPG >>152305387 (OP) # >1920 >be californian >get duped into buying Australian eucalyptus trees >plant thousands of acres >Australians forget to mention it takes at least 100 years for the trees to mature >thousands of investors go broke >2017 >100 years later eucalyptus trees have spread everywhere and have finally matured >Australians also forgot to mention the trees produce a highly flammable toxic oil that builds up in the tree >california burns down
12/06/17(Wed)22:41:21 No.152315696 fire.jpg 364 KB JPG >>152305387 (OP) # >1920 >be californian >get duped into buying Australian eucalyptus trees >plant thousands of acres >Australians forget to mention it takes at least 100 years for the trees to mature >thousands of investors go broke >2017 >100 years later eucalyptus trees have spread everywhere and have finally matured >Australians also forgot to mention the trees produce a highly flammable toxic oil that builds up in the tree >california burns down

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Health And Taxes | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: IbZgl22Q 01/08/25(Wed)15:49:09 No.493719619 305 KB JPG >Greenlanders have free healthcare >Americans don't Why would they want to join that 3rd world s-------? Anonymous (ID: K5wIAQ+U) >>493719619 (OP) >free healthcare >almost 50% marginal rate tax >free health care 01/08/25(Wed)15:56:42 No.493720294
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: IbZgl22Q 01/08/25(Wed)15:49:09 No.493719619 305 KB JPG >Greenlanders have free healthcare >Americans don't Why would they want to join that 3rd world s-------? Anonymous (ID: K5wIAQ+U) >>493719619 (OP) >free healthcare >almost 50% marginal rate tax >free health care 01/08/25(Wed)15:56:42 No.493720294

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This guy mercs harder than any merc has merc'd before... | /r/Greentext

File: 1494481121102.jpg (83 KB, 546x768) >Fights the Congo War. >Year 2000 >Hired by Sierra Leone Neall "Nellis" Ellis: the man who defeated an African rebel army out of spite Anonymous (ID: qWBIMZCD) 05/11/17(Thu)14:43:48 No.125043535 ||| >>125044481 >>125045204 >>125047768 >>125048089 >>125048313 >>125048461 >>125048686 >>125050229 >>125051092 >>125057215 >>125057346 >>125057474 >>125057934 >>125061542 >>125072001 >>125072435 >>125075920 >Born 1949 in South Africa >Fights in Rhodesian Bush War >Joins South African Army >Learns to fly attack helicopters >Masters the MI-24 HIND >Apartheid ends >Can't serve in SAAF anymore because white devil >Acquires a HIND of his own >Becomes mercenary >"Have gunship, will travel." >Gatling-guns his way throughout the dark continent. >Almost all African communist and anti-western groups put a price on his head. >RUF rebel army surrounds SL's capital, Freetown >It's nighttime so the helos can't fly. >Sierra Leone army virtually overrun. >Civil government prepares to capitulate. >Fall of Saigon tier chaos begins to erupt. >Ellis isn't having and fires up his HIND, which was not otherwise equipped for night combat. >Copilot refuses to fly with him in apparent suicide mission. >Single-handedly holds off rebel army throughout the night. >Helicopter breaks down >Rebels finally take Freetown after losing 2,500 men to one helicopter. >Ellis gets his HIND repaired and narrowly escapes Anonymous (ID: qWBIMZCd | 05/11/17(Thu)14:44:25 No.125043579 >>125044375 >>125044481 >>125047768 >>125048089 >>125048686 >>125048986 >>125056468 >>125056765 >>125057934 >>125068015 >>125075920 File: 1494481081439.jpg (168 KB, 1280x836) >SL can't pay him anymore because they've basically lost the war. >Ellis stays in SL anyway, paying his own way, with goal of retaking Freetown out of spite. >Fights alone for two years. >Doesn't have much ammo for a lot of this period, resorts to knocking over RUF vehicles with his rotor wash and crushing rebel soldiers with the helicopter itself. >RUF sends him this message "If we ever catch you, we'll cut your heart out and eat it." >Ellis responds by flying over their encampments dropping leaflets that read: >"RUF: This time we've dropped leaflets. Next time it will be a half-inch Gatling machine gun, or 57 mm rockets, or 23 mm guns, or 30 mm grenades, or ALL OF THEM!" >Their small arms can't penetrate his helo so he just hovers there, mocking them as they collect and read the leaflets. >Nevertheless, he does fear being shot down or forced to land by engine failure so he stockpiles 20+ guns and thousands of rounds of ammunition in the troop bay of the HIND as well as provisions for a long time in the bush. >Plans to fight one man guerrilla war if he loses the chopper. >Finds a reliable arms dealer to buy rockets and cannon ammo from, makes good on his promise to come back with real ordnance. >Succeeds in damaging rebels so hard that the British and SL governments offer him formal backing and ground troops. >Retakes Freetown and grinds the RUF into the dirt. >Fights for NATO during invasion of Iraq. >Currently rumored to be fighting ISIS at the age of 67.
File: 1494481121102.jpg (83 KB, 546x768) >Fights the Congo War. >Year 2000 >Hired by Sierra Leone Neall "Nellis" Ellis: the man who defeated an African rebel army out of spite Anonymous (ID: qWBIMZCD) 05/11/17(Thu)14:43:48 No.125043535 ||| >>125044481 >>125045204 >>125047768 >>125048089 >>125048313 >>125048461 >>125048686 >>125050229 >>125051092 >>125057215 >>125057346 >>125057474 >>125057934 >>125061542 >>125072001 >>125072435 >>125075920 >Born 1949 in South Africa >Fights in Rhodesian Bush War >Joins South African Army >Learns to fly attack helicopters >Masters the MI-24 HIND >Apartheid ends >Can't serve in SAAF anymore because white devil >Acquires a HIND of his own >Becomes mercenary >"Have gunship, will travel." >Gatling-guns his way throughout the dark continent. >Almost all African communist and anti-western groups put a price on his head. >RUF rebel army surrounds SL's capital, Freetown >It's nighttime so the helos can't fly. >Sierra Leone army virtually overrun. >Civil government prepares to capitulate. >Fall of Saigon tier chaos begins to erupt. >Ellis isn't having and fires up his HIND, which was not otherwise equipped for night combat. >Copilot refuses to fly with him in apparent suicide mission. >Single-handedly holds off rebel army throughout the night. >Helicopter breaks down >Rebels finally take Freetown after losing 2,500 men to one helicopter. >Ellis gets his HIND repaired and narrowly escapes Anonymous (ID: qWBIMZCd | 05/11/17(Thu)14:44:25 No.125043579 >>125044375 >>125044481 >>125047768 >>125048089 >>125048686 >>125048986 >>125056468 >>125056765 >>125057934 >>125068015 >>125075920 File: 1494481081439.jpg (168 KB, 1280x836) >SL can't pay him anymore because they've basically lost the war. >Ellis stays in SL anyway, paying his own way, with goal of retaking Freetown out of spite. >Fights alone for two years. >Doesn't have much ammo for a lot of this period, resorts to knocking over RUF vehicles with his rotor wash and crushing rebel soldiers with the helicopter itself. >RUF sends him this message "If we ever catch you, we'll cut your heart out and eat it." >Ellis responds by flying over their encampments dropping leaflets that read: >"RUF: This time we've dropped leaflets. Next time it will be a half-inch Gatling machine gun, or 57 mm rockets, or 23 mm guns, or 30 mm grenades, or ALL OF THEM!" >Their small arms can't penetrate his helo so he just hovers there, mocking them as they collect and read the leaflets. >Nevertheless, he does fear being shot down or forced to land by engine failure so he stockpiles 20+ guns and thousands of rounds of ammunition in the troop bay of the HIND as well as provisions for a long time in the bush. >Plans to fight one man guerrilla war if he loses the chopper. >Finds a reliable arms dealer to buy rockets and cannon ammo from, makes good on his promise to come back with real ordnance. >Succeeds in damaging rebels so hard that the British and SL governments offer him formal backing and ground troops. >Retakes Freetown and grinds the RUF into the dirt. >Fights for NATO during invasion of Iraq. >Currently rumored to be fighting ISIS at the age of 67.

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File: received 1957138861480652.jpg (158 KB, 1500x1799) >Go to the bus stop ☐ I f------ hate winter with a passion Anonymous (ID: Bawb4299 01/08/25(Wed)15:46:59 No.21868292 >Wake up >6:30 >Cold and dark >Can't get yourself out of bed >Get ready >Spend 20 minutes dressing up to get outside >Go outside and get blasted with cold air and wind >Try not to slip on ice >Scrape ice from your car >Get into you car >The car rattles and can't start >Every transit commute is delayed by an hour or more >The bus gets stuck in traffic as there are pileups and crashes. >It's either cold af or hot af depending on the line, no in-between. >Get to work >Your boss and manager decided to blast Christmas music from November >You try to stay sane >Ffw to 16 >Get out of work >16 and already dark outside >15 feels like 21 >Get into store >Sweat in your clothes >All I Want For Christmas is blasting >Workers can't stand it >Hop onto the bus stop >Delayed again >Go home >Freezing, turn on the heater >Look outside >Lifeless, dead, grayscale and so on >It doesn't even snow now bc of climate change, maybe in November and March. >Have SAD; crave carbs, can't sleep properly, feel sad, depressed, hopeless and so on during winter. >Take vitamin D3, doesn't fix it completely. >Get the heating, gas and power bills >Can afford it only because you overpaid for the water bill >Only 3 more months to go >You remember you have to go visit your toxic family on Christmas and receive bad presents. >Don't know how you'll stand it >Go sleep >Too cold even under your duvet >Some assholes shoot firecrackers and fireworks since early December And to people saying "summer is worse" or "our weather is worse", good for you. I hate 35+ degrees, esp with high humidity, mosquitoes, wasps, water shortages, fires, blackouts, everything being hot too. My favorite season is mid late spring and early mid autumn. Sort of April to early June and September to early October. When it's around 20 degrees out, nature is welcoming you, you can wear comfy stuff but not too thick, and it's still visible in the afternoons.
File: received 1957138861480652.jpg (158 KB, 1500x1799) >Go to the bus stop ☐ I f------ hate winter with a passion Anonymous (ID: Bawb4299 01/08/25(Wed)15:46:59 No.21868292 >Wake up >6:30 >Cold and dark >Can't get yourself out of bed >Get ready >Spend 20 minutes dressing up to get outside >Go outside and get blasted with cold air and wind >Try not to slip on ice >Scrape ice from your car >Get into you car >The car rattles and can't start >Every transit commute is delayed by an hour or more >The bus gets stuck in traffic as there are pileups and crashes. >It's either cold af or hot af depending on the line, no in-between. >Get to work >Your boss and manager decided to blast Christmas music from November >You try to stay sane >Ffw to 16 >Get out of work >16 and already dark outside >15 feels like 21 >Get into store >Sweat in your clothes >All I Want For Christmas is blasting >Workers can't stand it >Hop onto the bus stop >Delayed again >Go home >Freezing, turn on the heater >Look outside >Lifeless, dead, grayscale and so on >It doesn't even snow now bc of climate change, maybe in November and March. >Have SAD; crave carbs, can't sleep properly, feel sad, depressed, hopeless and so on during winter. >Take vitamin D3, doesn't fix it completely. >Get the heating, gas and power bills >Can afford it only because you overpaid for the water bill >Only 3 more months to go >You remember you have to go visit your toxic family on Christmas and receive bad presents. >Don't know how you'll stand it >Go sleep >Too cold even under your duvet >Some assholes shoot firecrackers and fireworks since early December And to people saying "summer is worse" or "our weather is worse", good for you. I hate 35+ degrees, esp with high humidity, mosquitoes, wasps, water shortages, fires, blackouts, everything being hot too. My favorite season is mid late spring and early mid autumn. Sort of April to early June and September to early October. When it's around 20 degrees out, nature is welcoming you, you can wear comfy stuff but not too thick, and it's still visible in the afternoons.

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