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File: aziz.jpg (84 KB, 720x540) No S COVEN TO YOUR DO Minutes Free!' teed Joe's Pepper ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:04:00 No.207634914 >Why don't you get Abdul to deliver it? >>207635324 >>207635417 >"They found his passport lying on top of the wreckage. NOW GO!!!" ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:05 No.207635312 >Look, kid, I got a newspaper to run and I need a picture of the splattered corpses at Ground Zero in seven minutes! >Fine, here. >Crap. Run it on page one with the headline "Spider-Man Leaves Trade Tower Victims to Die!" Give you two hundred bucks for the picture. >Three hundred for that and one from my private "LOL SUPERMAN" stash. >That's outrageous! Done. ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:41 No.207635318 ► File: 1736073212833.jpg (230 KB, 1280×720) o Smoking IR DOOR >GOOOooooO00000000 Dr lepper le INCE 0000 ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:41:18 No.207635417 File: americanmoviescene.png (449 KB, 720x540) Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper lepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr epper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper >>207634914 (OP). >american movies

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Anonymous Why are Tik Tok users like this(...) 227 KB JPG play today desus" >Be me 03/13/25(Thu)11:58:38 No.80613444 >Be in a friend group >Have a Tik Tok user friend who acts like a typical tiktoker and uses weird slang that nobody but tiktokers and brain rot people use. >Ffw to today >Ask my friends "If anyone wants to >Tik Tok guy proceeds to analyze my message via ChatGPT and generates a reply stating that the word "desu" is not real >I tell the guy that using ai to reply to messages is gay and that the word "desu" is as real as the word "rizz" >He then proceeds to send me dictionary webpages of the word rizz because no s--- Cambridge added this word because there are more Tik Tok users therefore more uses of "rizz" >hence why the word "rizz" was accepted by the old farts at Cambridge and not "desu" >He then says I am wrong and generates an ai reply which contains the exact same talking points I made regarding why rizz is treated as a valid word and not "desu" Anon why are these Tik Tok blorbos like this? Are their brains too deep fried to think independently of AI?

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: KmSi6BVZ) 03/12/25(Wed)18:23:37 No.500275510 By a single vote, New Hampshire House passes legislation to remove circumcision from Medicaid BY: WILLIAM SKIPWORTH MARCH 12.2025 5:00 AM Jews L 508 KB PNG Anonymous (ID: w9rDlaqo ) >>500275510 (OP) 03/12/25(Wed)18:27:09 No.500275856 watch trump write executive order to repeal this

Anonymous Imagine being an adult but sti(...) 159 KB PNG 03/12/25(Wed)12:40:30 No.80605387 Imagine being free as an adult without having a rotten, bored brain. Imagine how nice it must be to have the spirit of a child, to have full dreams, full desires, without being a slave to your parents. When you were a child, you could get a lot of dopamine from a flash game, you appreciate things and life, and a game that you might find disappointing or really disappointing you'd still appreciate - you can find qualities in everything. Now even traveling to Australia or Japan will never give you as much dopamine as something as simple as before. Everything you do becomes a given.

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MIRROR NOW MIRRORNOW.IN CALIFORNIA FIRES WATCH: DEADLY FIRES GRIP HOLLYWOOD STARS' HOMES | Anonymous (ID: baWLIwd7 | 01/09/25(Thu)17:14:43 No.493843417 >be rich af >lose one of your multimillion dollar mansions in a fire >go on the news and cry about your loss from a 5 star hotel >everyone on redderp expresses their sorrow and sends condolences redshit logic: obscene wealth = good if you're a Dem

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Anonymous >this is fine >sex isn't Make it make sense. 01/08/25(Wed)14:29:23 No.699593338 1.83 MB PNG 10

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chileanon mocks antivaxxtards | /r/Greentext

1/1 h7weUu9k. CL 35m (01/09/25 18:35). 493789420 3 Replies >>493788634 >retards refuse to vaccinate >same retards refuse to wear masks >the same retards refuse to stay at home >so we can't be sure covid is completely gone >AAAA covid never ended guys!!!! how could this be!!!!!

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Anonymous 7 KB JPG habit 05/31/19(Fri)00:48:52 No.801024299 Storytime /b/. >be me, depressed and homebody >smoke in my room almost constantly >decide to get a bonsai tree >looking up maintenance and care, completely overlooked my smoking >realize im killing this tree with my s----- choice to smoke, ignoring the irony of killing myself with my choice to smoke >started smoking outside >Started smoking less >Bonsy is looking great >i feel much better too >quit smoking Thanks bonsy. 3 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Anon Likes Severus Snape | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)15:26:28 No.207688365 >>207688658 >>207690682 >>207691002 >>207691278 File: snape.jpg (49 KB, 636x382) HBO ORIGINAL Harry Potter Production of the HBO Original Series begins SUMMER 2025 at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden >loner outcast who everybody makes fun of >depressed and withdrawn >meet a girl who is your only friend >fall in love with her but never tell her >she starts f------ your bully >she has a kid with your bully >you find out she's going to die and try to protect her >she dies anyway >dumbledore forces you to teach the little bastard, who reminds you of your lost love and that heartbreak nobody suffers like snape ☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)15:45:01 No.207688658 >>207688365 >fall in love with her but never tell her >call her a mudblood ☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)15:48:03 No.207688706 >>207688658 she did start f------ his bully before that >> Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)15:49:22 No.207688728 >>207688706 not according to book 5 she didnt ☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)18:34:23 No.207691278 >>207688365 >>207688706 >>207689322 >>207688728 >>207691318 Who's the dude? Are they introducing new characters to the HP universe? ☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)18:37:26 No.207691318 File: 1643082467458.jpg (103 KB, 592x790) >>207691278 >new characters hehe

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Anon is a fish | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: FHfdt1EQ 01/08/25(Wed)19:32:39 No.493754534 >>493754293 (OP) # smeltbane.jpg 130 KB JPG You merely adopted the water. I was born in it. Molded by it.

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History is doomed to repeat itself | /r/Greentext

12/06/17(Wed)22:41:21 No.152315696 fire.jpg 364 KB JPG >>152305387 (OP) # >1920 >be californian >get duped into buying Australian eucalyptus trees >plant thousands of acres >Australians forget to mention it takes at least 100 years for the trees to mature >thousands of investors go broke >2017 >100 years later eucalyptus trees have spread everywhere and have finally matured >Australians also forgot to mention the trees produce a highly flammable toxic oil that builds up in the tree >california burns down

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Health And Taxes | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: IbZgl22Q 01/08/25(Wed)15:49:09 No.493719619 305 KB JPG >Greenlanders have free healthcare >Americans don't Why would they want to join that 3rd world s-------? Anonymous (ID: K5wIAQ+U) >>493719619 (OP) >free healthcare >almost 50% marginal rate tax >free health care 01/08/25(Wed)15:56:42 No.493720294

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This guy mercs harder than any merc has merc'd before... | /r/Greentext

File: 1494481121102.jpg (83 KB, 546x768) >Fights the Congo War. >Year 2000 >Hired by Sierra Leone Neall "Nellis" Ellis: the man who defeated an African rebel army out of spite Anonymous (ID: qWBIMZCD) 05/11/17(Thu)14:43:48 No.125043535 ||| >>125044481 >>125045204 >>125047768 >>125048089 >>125048313 >>125048461 >>125048686 >>125050229 >>125051092 >>125057215 >>125057346 >>125057474 >>125057934 >>125061542 >>125072001 >>125072435 >>125075920 >Born 1949 in South Africa >Fights in Rhodesian Bush War >Joins South African Army >Learns to fly attack helicopters >Masters the MI-24 HIND >Apartheid ends >Can't serve in SAAF anymore because white devil >Acquires a HIND of his own >Becomes mercenary >"Have gunship, will travel." >Gatling-guns his way throughout the dark continent. >Almost all African communist and anti-western groups put a price on his head. >RUF rebel army surrounds SL's capital, Freetown >It's nighttime so the helos can't fly. >Sierra Leone army virtually overrun. >Civil government prepares to capitulate. >Fall of Saigon tier chaos begins to erupt. >Ellis isn't having and fires up his HIND, which was not otherwise equipped for night combat. >Copilot refuses to fly with him in apparent suicide mission. >Single-handedly holds off rebel army throughout the night. >Helicopter breaks down >Rebels finally take Freetown after losing 2,500 men to one helicopter. >Ellis gets his HIND repaired and narrowly escapes Anonymous (ID: qWBIMZCd | 05/11/17(Thu)14:44:25 No.125043579 >>125044375 >>125044481 >>125047768 >>125048089 >>125048686 >>125048986 >>125056468 >>125056765 >>125057934 >>125068015 >>125075920 File: 1494481081439.jpg (168 KB, 1280x836) >SL can't pay him anymore because they've basically lost the war. >Ellis stays in SL anyway, paying his own way, with goal of retaking Freetown out of spite. >Fights alone for two years. >Doesn't have much ammo for a lot of this period, resorts to knocking over RUF vehicles with his rotor wash and crushing rebel soldiers with the helicopter itself. >RUF sends him this message "If we ever catch you, we'll cut your heart out and eat it." >Ellis responds by flying over their encampments dropping leaflets that read: >"RUF: This time we've dropped leaflets. Next time it will be a half-inch Gatling machine gun, or 57 mm rockets, or 23 mm guns, or 30 mm grenades, or ALL OF THEM!" >Their small arms can't penetrate his helo so he just hovers there, mocking them as they collect and read the leaflets. >Nevertheless, he does fear being shot down or forced to land by engine failure so he stockpiles 20+ guns and thousands of rounds of ammunition in the troop bay of the HIND as well as provisions for a long time in the bush. >Plans to fight one man guerrilla war if he loses the chopper. >Finds a reliable arms dealer to buy rockets and cannon ammo from, makes good on his promise to come back with real ordnance. >Succeeds in damaging rebels so hard that the British and SL governments offer him formal backing and ground troops. >Retakes Freetown and grinds the RUF into the dirt. >Fights for NATO during invasion of Iraq. >Currently rumored to be fighting ISIS at the age of 67.

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Anon hates winter | /r/Greentext

File: received 1957138861480652.jpg (158 KB, 1500x1799) >Go to the bus stop ☐ I f------ hate winter with a passion Anonymous (ID: Bawb4299 01/08/25(Wed)15:46:59 No.21868292 >Wake up >6:30 >Cold and dark >Can't get yourself out of bed >Get ready >Spend 20 minutes dressing up to get outside >Go outside and get blasted with cold air and wind >Try not to slip on ice >Scrape ice from your car >Get into you car >The car rattles and can't start >Every transit commute is delayed by an hour or more >The bus gets stuck in traffic as there are pileups and crashes. >It's either cold af or hot af depending on the line, no in-between. >Get to work >Your boss and manager decided to blast Christmas music from November >You try to stay sane >Ffw to 16 >Get out of work >16 and already dark outside >15 feels like 21 >Get into store >Sweat in your clothes >All I Want For Christmas is blasting >Workers can't stand it >Hop onto the bus stop >Delayed again >Go home >Freezing, turn on the heater >Look outside >Lifeless, dead, grayscale and so on >It doesn't even snow now bc of climate change, maybe in November and March. >Have SAD; crave carbs, can't sleep properly, feel sad, depressed, hopeless and so on during winter. >Take vitamin D3, doesn't fix it completely. >Get the heating, gas and power bills >Can afford it only because you overpaid for the water bill >Only 3 more months to go >You remember you have to go visit your toxic family on Christmas and receive bad presents. >Don't know how you'll stand it >Go sleep >Too cold even under your duvet >Some assholes shoot firecrackers and fireworks since early December And to people saying "summer is worse" or "our weather is worse", good for you. I hate 35+ degrees, esp with high humidity, mosquitoes, wasps, water shortages, fires, blackouts, everything being hot too. My favorite season is mid late spring and early mid autumn. Sort of April to early June and September to early October. When it's around 20 degrees out, nature is welcoming you, you can wear comfy stuff but not too thick, and it's still visible in the afternoons.

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Anon watches Silo | /r/Greentext

Silo TV Show 12/29/24(Sun)22:07:37 No.20745050 Season 1 49 KB JPG >genius engineer who saves the whole silo, uncovers the true reality of their existence, exposes corruption and hypocrisy, solves murders, gets fingerbanged by a chad, escapes highly trained raiders, foments a rebellion and survives nuclear fallout Season 2 >spends entire season talking to a retarded monkey Did the show writers just give up???

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Anon and The GTA VI Machine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.43347009 1/8/2025, 1:50:20 AM My PS5 dusted to precision The most confusing thing I've ever used I've been waiting to play something Just like I always do GTA VI Just like I always do 606 KB JPEG Already pay for online That always goes up in price And I know exactly how this gen-dies Regret cutting my income just to buy this brick Gave up all my money to deal with customer service Don't know what I'm hoping for exclusives to achieve Falling for the scam that is The GTA VI Machine The GTA VI Machine

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File: aziz.jpg (84 KB, 720x540) No S COVEN TO YOUR DO Minutes Free!' teed Joe's Pepper ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:04:00 No.207634914 >Why don't you get Abdul to deliver it? >>207635324 >>207635417 >"They found his passport lying on top of the wreckage. NOW GO!!!" ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:05 No.207635312 >Look, kid, I got a newspaper to run and I need a picture of the splattered corpses at Ground Zero in seven minutes! >Fine, here. >Crap. Run it on page one with the headline "Spider-Man Leaves Trade Tower Victims to Die!" Give you two hundred bucks for the picture. >Three hundred for that and one from my private "LOL SUPERMAN" stash. >That's outrageous! Done. ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:41 No.207635318 ► File: 1736073212833.jpg (230 KB, 1280×720) o Smoking IR DOOR >GOOOooooO00000000 Dr lepper le INCE 0000 ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:41:18 No.207635417 File: americanmoviescene.png (449 KB, 720x540) Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper lepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr epper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper >>207634914 (OP). >american movies

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