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☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)15:26:28 No.207688365 >>207688658 >>207690682 >>207691002 >>207691278 File: snape.jpg (49 KB, 636x382) HBO ORIGINAL Harry Potter Production of the HBO Original Series begins SUMMER 2025 at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden >loner outcast who everybody makes fun of >depressed and withdrawn >meet a girl who is your only friend >fall in love with her but never tell her >she starts f------ your bully >she has a kid with your bully >you find out she's going to die and try to protect her >she dies anyway >dumbledore forces you to teach the little bastard, who reminds you of your lost love and that heartbreak nobody suffers like snape ☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)15:45:01 No.207688658 >>207688365 >fall in love with her but never tell her >call her a mudblood ☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)15:48:03 No.207688706 >>207688658 she did start f------ his bully before that >> Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)15:49:22 No.207688728 >>207688706 not according to book 5 she didnt ☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)18:34:23 No.207691278 >>207688365 >>207688706 >>207689322 >>207688728 >>207691318 Who's the dude? Are they introducing new characters to the HP universe? ☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)18:37:26 No.207691318 File: 1643082467458.jpg (103 KB, 592x790) >>207691278 >new characters hehe

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Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #

BREAKING: Justin Trudeau to resign as Prime Minister of Canada It's Trudover... 466 KB PNG 01/05/25(Sun) 23:25:58 No.493452575 >Goes into office and Inherits a generous surplus from the conservative party >Squanders it all and ends up collecting more debt than all other PM combined >Lets food prices shoot through the roof, to the point Canadians are keeling over from scurvy (yes the pirate disease) >Exiles hobo towns and closes roads for a Taylor Swift concert >Doesnt do the same for a veterans parade >Allows swarms of jeets destroy the job market. >Provides incentives to jobs if they hire foreign jeets but not for Canadian citizens >Decides to throw all the blame on to his subordinates >They all resign and tell him to eat s--- >Does nothing and hides in his office for the holidays >Eventually rage quits after everyone calls for his resignation. Canacucks... I thought we had it bad.

Anonymous 37 KB JPG >be me 08/25/21(Wed)23:12:04 No.861801953 >22 and poor in college >deliver food for a restaurant for a few months >sometimes people order takeout but don't pick it up >if it happens late enough in my shift I get to take it home with me >always ate the best those nights since it was free >be me now, 35+ >started calling corporate restaurants and ordering takeout about a half hour before close >always spoof the caller ID to show up as my ex wife >been doing it for about 3 years >never pick it up >gives me a warm fuzzy feeling knowing i gave some young person a free meal and also my ex gets black listed from every restaurant in town

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Anonymous (ID: FHfdt1EQ 01/08/25(Wed)19:32:39 No.493754534 >>493754293 (OP) # smeltbane.jpg 130 KB JPG You merely adopted the water. I was born in it. Molded by it.

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12/06/17(Wed)22:41:21 No.152315696 fire.jpg 364 KB JPG >>152305387 (OP) # >1920 >be californian >get duped into buying Australian eucalyptus trees >plant thousands of acres >Australians forget to mention it takes at least 100 years for the trees to mature >thousands of investors go broke >2017 >100 years later eucalyptus trees have spread everywhere and have finally matured >Australians also forgot to mention the trees produce a highly flammable toxic oil that builds up in the tree >california burns down

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: IbZgl22Q 01/08/25(Wed)15:49:09 No.493719619 305 KB JPG >Greenlanders have free healthcare >Americans don't Why would they want to join that 3rd world s-------? Anonymous (ID: K5wIAQ+U) >>493719619 (OP) >free healthcare >almost 50% marginal rate tax >free health care 01/08/25(Wed)15:56:42 No.493720294

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This guy mercs harder than any merc has merc'd before... | /r/Greentext

File: 1494481121102.jpg (83 KB, 546x768) >Fights the Congo War. >Year 2000 >Hired by Sierra Leone Neall "Nellis" Ellis: the man who defeated an African rebel army out of spite Anonymous (ID: qWBIMZCD) 05/11/17(Thu)14:43:48 No.125043535 ||| >>125044481 >>125045204 >>125047768 >>125048089 >>125048313 >>125048461 >>125048686 >>125050229 >>125051092 >>125057215 >>125057346 >>125057474 >>125057934 >>125061542 >>125072001 >>125072435 >>125075920 >Born 1949 in South Africa >Fights in Rhodesian Bush War >Joins South African Army >Learns to fly attack helicopters >Masters the MI-24 HIND >Apartheid ends >Can't serve in SAAF anymore because white devil >Acquires a HIND of his own >Becomes mercenary >"Have gunship, will travel." >Gatling-guns his way throughout the dark continent. >Almost all African communist and anti-western groups put a price on his head. >RUF rebel army surrounds SL's capital, Freetown >It's nighttime so the helos can't fly. >Sierra Leone army virtually overrun. >Civil government prepares to capitulate. >Fall of Saigon tier chaos begins to erupt. >Ellis isn't having and fires up his HIND, which was not otherwise equipped for night combat. >Copilot refuses to fly with him in apparent suicide mission. >Single-handedly holds off rebel army throughout the night. >Helicopter breaks down >Rebels finally take Freetown after losing 2,500 men to one helicopter. >Ellis gets his HIND repaired and narrowly escapes Anonymous (ID: qWBIMZCd | 05/11/17(Thu)14:44:25 No.125043579 >>125044375 >>125044481 >>125047768 >>125048089 >>125048686 >>125048986 >>125056468 >>125056765 >>125057934 >>125068015 >>125075920 File: 1494481081439.jpg (168 KB, 1280x836) >SL can't pay him anymore because they've basically lost the war. >Ellis stays in SL anyway, paying his own way, with goal of retaking Freetown out of spite. >Fights alone for two years. >Doesn't have much ammo for a lot of this period, resorts to knocking over RUF vehicles with his rotor wash and crushing rebel soldiers with the helicopter itself. >RUF sends him this message "If we ever catch you, we'll cut your heart out and eat it." >Ellis responds by flying over their encampments dropping leaflets that read: >"RUF: This time we've dropped leaflets. Next time it will be a half-inch Gatling machine gun, or 57 mm rockets, or 23 mm guns, or 30 mm grenades, or ALL OF THEM!" >Their small arms can't penetrate his helo so he just hovers there, mocking them as they collect and read the leaflets. >Nevertheless, he does fear being shot down or forced to land by engine failure so he stockpiles 20+ guns and thousands of rounds of ammunition in the troop bay of the HIND as well as provisions for a long time in the bush. >Plans to fight one man guerrilla war if he loses the chopper. >Finds a reliable arms dealer to buy rockets and cannon ammo from, makes good on his promise to come back with real ordnance. >Succeeds in damaging rebels so hard that the British and SL governments offer him formal backing and ground troops. >Retakes Freetown and grinds the RUF into the dirt. >Fights for NATO during invasion of Iraq. >Currently rumored to be fighting ISIS at the age of 67.

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File: received 1957138861480652.jpg (158 KB, 1500x1799) >Go to the bus stop ☐ I f------ hate winter with a passion Anonymous (ID: Bawb4299 01/08/25(Wed)15:46:59 No.21868292 >Wake up >6:30 >Cold and dark >Can't get yourself out of bed >Get ready >Spend 20 minutes dressing up to get outside >Go outside and get blasted with cold air and wind >Try not to slip on ice >Scrape ice from your car >Get into you car >The car rattles and can't start >Every transit commute is delayed by an hour or more >The bus gets stuck in traffic as there are pileups and crashes. >It's either cold af or hot af depending on the line, no in-between. >Get to work >Your boss and manager decided to blast Christmas music from November >You try to stay sane >Ffw to 16 >Get out of work >16 and already dark outside >15 feels like 21 >Get into store >Sweat in your clothes >All I Want For Christmas is blasting >Workers can't stand it >Hop onto the bus stop >Delayed again >Go home >Freezing, turn on the heater >Look outside >Lifeless, dead, grayscale and so on >It doesn't even snow now bc of climate change, maybe in November and March. >Have SAD; crave carbs, can't sleep properly, feel sad, depressed, hopeless and so on during winter. >Take vitamin D3, doesn't fix it completely. >Get the heating, gas and power bills >Can afford it only because you overpaid for the water bill >Only 3 more months to go >You remember you have to go visit your toxic family on Christmas and receive bad presents. >Don't know how you'll stand it >Go sleep >Too cold even under your duvet >Some assholes shoot firecrackers and fireworks since early December And to people saying "summer is worse" or "our weather is worse", good for you. I hate 35+ degrees, esp with high humidity, mosquitoes, wasps, water shortages, fires, blackouts, everything being hot too. My favorite season is mid late spring and early mid autumn. Sort of April to early June and September to early October. When it's around 20 degrees out, nature is welcoming you, you can wear comfy stuff but not too thick, and it's still visible in the afternoons.

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Silo TV Show 12/29/24(Sun)22:07:37 No.20745050 Season 1 49 KB JPG >genius engineer who saves the whole silo, uncovers the true reality of their existence, exposes corruption and hypocrisy, solves murders, gets fingerbanged by a chad, escapes highly trained raiders, foments a rebellion and survives nuclear fallout Season 2 >spends entire season talking to a retarded monkey Did the show writers just give up???

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Anonymous No.43347009 1/8/2025, 1:50:20 AM My PS5 dusted to precision The most confusing thing I've ever used I've been waiting to play something Just like I always do GTA VI Just like I always do 606 KB JPEG Already pay for online That always goes up in price And I know exactly how this gen-dies Regret cutting my income just to buy this brick Gave up all my money to deal with customer service Don't know what I'm hoping for exclusives to achieve Falling for the scam that is The GTA VI Machine The GTA VI Machine

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Anonymous 1.1 MB PNG 01/07/25(Tue)20:07:10 No.699519709 >play ER >for a change decide to go for a tank build >build focused on maxxing defense, blocking + only heavy parry or whatever the f--- it is called for offense >get to pic related >build is now obsolete >literally impossible to beat still the only fromsoft thing that i haven't beaten and still can't be bothered to go back because i'm still butthurt about this Anonymous >>699519709 (OP) # >tanking damage >retarded Anonymous >>699519709 (OP) # 01/07/25(Tue)20:09:26 No.699519914 01/07/25(Tue)20:10:32 No.699519998 I'm glad more people are realizing that FromSoft fell the f--- off. It had to happen eventually but I guess Demon's Souls 6 is finally the last straw.

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Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)16:48:45 No. 147039357 >Uh, Ensign Anon, I don't want to worry you, but those two science officers have been following you around for a while 1.08 MB PNG Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)16:51:45 No.147039391 I would probably enjoy this show if it embraced it's status as a Star Trek parody. The fact they're trying to canonize it somehow just makes me sick. >>147039429 # >>147039657 # Anonymous >147039357 01/07/25(Tue)16:56:36 No.147039429 Oh, look yet another attemp at generating some discussion about the forgotten Rick & Morty clone. >>147039391 # >Expecting something else than a kick from a mule. >>147039657 # Anonymous 471 KB PNG 01/07/25(Tue)16:59:19 No.147039457 >>147039357 (OP) # tell them to inform the cat doctor I want to impregnate her

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Anonymous 90 KB JPG 01/07/25(Tue)20:06:36 No.699519668 >be me >taking a s--- late at night >notice toilet is clogged >(sidenote my anus is a little sensitive and bleeds a little if i wipe too much >but i dont let it get me down) >anyway toilet bowl is a mixture of piss, s--- and toilet paper >stewing for at least a couple hours >decide to clean it in the morning and just s--- for now >sit down >s--- >the poo hits the "water" >the vile concoction splashes back up >it touches my anus >it stings >ohfuck.png >wipe ass with wettened toilet paper >mfw an hour later it still stings >mfw the shitbowl is still fermenting bro's am i gonna die from shitwater touching my anus? Anonymous >>699519668 (OP) # 01/07/25(Tue)20:09:42 No.699519930 You're a retard for not unclogging it after you clogged it. instead of filling it up again, retard.

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: Anonymous POST- MODERN -ISM A GRAPHIC GUIDE 121 KB JPG Anonymous 427 KB JPG 01/06/25(Mon) 18:34:48 No.24087247 >literally just another tactic of the ruling class to silence dissent >Nah dude, this s--- is actually deep man, you just take paintings and make them really ugly, and then that says something about like society or something 01/06/25(Mon) 18:47:50 No.24087271 >>24087247 (OP) # The contradictions of culture in post- industrial global capitalism are the situation everyone is faced with. So you need to face it head-on, instead of saying 'it's all a trick' and retreating into - what else? Some kind of pastiche of old authentic culture for you to consume in the intervals between your meaningless job propping up an absurd speculative economy and your meaningless screen time spent on an absurd literature forum where all people ever discuss are memey caricatures of ideas? Sounds very postmodern to me, if I may be so bold as to say so. I recommend Jameson's Postmodernism book if you're actually interested in the topic and want to learn about some artists more interesting than Warhol. >>24087282 # >>24087673 # >>24088643 #

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File: steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.jpg (59 KB, 342x500) What the f--- was Japan's thinking during WW2? Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:24:19 No.17407814 ►>>17407832 >>17407841 >>17409041 >>17409065 >>174 >>17409982 >>17410046 >>17411415 >>17411727 >be Japan 平太下天助協滿華日 >chilling comfy with a fairly industrialized economy, you've just gotten away with seizing Manchuria, Korea, and Taiwan >Allies even rewarded you for your minor participation in WW1 with a bunch of German islands in the Pacific even though you did nothing >Decide all this land and being the pre-eminent Asian power isn't enough >Nippon grorious Empire of the Sun must rule Asia! >Go on an autistic rampage against China which outnumbers you with a population of 268 million to your 71 million (8 times the population) >Literally impossible for Japan to win this war >Their military was a shitshow of internecine rivalry with generals committing ritual honor killings on each other or just different branches distrusting each other and refusing to cooperate >Proceed to commit all sorts of massacres on China, soldiers having literal competitions to see who could bayonet more civilians, use of poison gas, biological weapons, mass executions and rapes of entire cities >The West predictably has enough of your wanton slaughter and embargoes exports >90% of your oil was imported from the US... oh s--- moment >Decide your best course of action is to invade South East Asia for the oil instead of looking north towards Siberia >The Philippines are in the way, USA must be taken out of the conflict with a preemptive strike! >Grorious Nippon will strike hard and the decadent and weak Americans will be demoralized >Do Pearl Harbor, even though America outproduces your economy 14 to 1 and you have just 4 aircraft carriers >Get predictably curbstomped by the island hopping campaign >Get curbstomped by Soviets/Chicoms >Get nuked twice until the Emperor finally announces surrender Just what the f--- were they thinking? There was no way for them to win. And they just dug themselves into a deeper hole with every action they took.

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☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)15:26:28 No.207688365 >>207688658 >>207690682 >>207691002 >>207691278 File: snape.jpg (49 KB, 636x382) HBO ORIGINAL Harry Potter Production of the HBO Original Series begins SUMMER 2025 at Warner Bros. Studios Leavesden >loner outcast who everybody makes fun of >depressed and withdrawn >meet a girl who is your only friend >fall in love with her but never tell her >she starts f------ your bully >she has a kid with your bully >you find out she's going to die and try to protect her >she dies anyway >dumbledore forces you to teach the little bastard, who reminds you of your lost love and that heartbreak nobody suffers like snape ☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)15:45:01 No.207688658 >>207688365 >fall in love with her but never tell her >call her a mudblood ☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)15:48:03 No.207688706 >>207688658 she did start f------ his bully before that >> Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)15:49:22 No.207688728 >>207688706 not according to book 5 she didnt ☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)18:34:23 No.207691278 >>207688365 >>207688706 >>207689322 >>207688728 >>207691318 Who's the dude? Are they introducing new characters to the HP universe? ☐ Anonymous 01/07/25(Tue)18:37:26 No.207691318 File: 1643082467458.jpg (103 KB, 592x790) >>207691278 >new characters hehe

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