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File: Screenshot 2024-12-04225651.png (97 KB, 503x275) Anonymous 12/04/24(Wed)23:16:16 No.928238769 ► >be me >male, 19 years old >English >autistic eccentric >have a penchant for old fashioned stuff >smoke a pipe unironically >started as a fashion statement, actually enjoy it more than cigarettes (Yes, I was a smoker before this, I did not start a deadly habit as a fashion statement) >often get the bus to work in and out of town >it's across from a fish and chip shop >get back one night, pretty bushed from work >be nice to myself and get a haddock and chips for dinner >walk in >"Haddock, chips, apple Tango and a bottle of red sauce, please" >Woman at the counter recognises me >"Have we met before? I feel like I know you" >her colleague chimes in >"Patty, that's the cool kid from the bus stop with the pipe!" >take my pipe out of my pocket >put it in my mouth >"That I am, young lady" >they are very chatty with me >tell me they've been calling me 'cool kid' and 'Holmes' since they noticed my presence >the younger of the two women acts a little flirty with me, she's not my type and I'm already taken but still feels awesome >they write "cool kid" as the name on my receipt >round the order down by £1.50 >"Hope to see you again, Anon!" And they say that smoking kills, but smoking a pipe got me noticed by two very pleasant women.

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