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Anonymous (ID: dlhZ/i1N 03/03/25(Mon)12:35:54 No.499296133 NVIDIA Corp NVIDIA NASDAQ: NVDA Market Summary > NVIDIA Corp 113.02 USD -11.90 (9.53%)+ today 3 Mar, 3:34 pm GMT-5 ⚫ Disclaimer Overview Compare Financials 1D 5D 1M | 6M YTD 1Y 5Y Max 125- 120- 115- + Follow Previous close 124.92 110- 10:00 am 12:00 pm 1:00 pm 2:00 pm 3:00 pm 4:00 pm Open 123.51 Mkt cap 2.77T High 123.70 P/E ratio 38.47 52-wk high 52-wk low 153.13 75.61 Low 112.28 Div yield 0.035% More about NVIDIA Corp → 3544.png 109 KB PNG H-------- F--- YOU TRUMP Anonymous (ID: jdnCUe34 >>499299026 # Feedback 03/03/25(Mon)12:37:46 No.499296317 Anonymous (ID: WViksChc 03/03/25(Mon)12:38:18 No.499296383 >>499296133 (OP) # >overvalued tech stock is crashing oh no who would've seen this coming
Anonymous (ID: dlhZ/i1N 03/03/25(Mon)12:35:54 No.499296133 NVIDIA Corp NVIDIA NASDAQ: NVDA Market Summary > NVIDIA Corp 113.02 USD -11.90 (9.53%)+ today 3 Mar, 3:34 pm GMT-5 ⚫ Disclaimer Overview Compare Financials 1D 5D 1M | 6M YTD 1Y 5Y Max 125- 120- 115- + Follow Previous close 124.92 110- 10:00 am 12:00 pm 1:00 pm 2:00 pm 3:00 pm 4:00 pm Open 123.51 Mkt cap 2.77T High 123.70 P/E ratio 38.47 52-wk high 52-wk low 153.13 75.61 Low 112.28 Div yield 0.035% More about NVIDIA Corp → 3544.png 109 KB PNG H-------- F--- YOU TRUMP Anonymous (ID: jdnCUe34 >>499299026 # Feedback 03/03/25(Mon)12:37:46 No.499296317 Anonymous (ID: WViksChc 03/03/25(Mon)12:38:18 No.499296383 >>499296133 (OP) # >overvalued tech stock is crashing oh no who would've seen this coming

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Anonymous okay f--- 03/02/25(Sun)02:13:57 No.28569170 so there's this h----- I was seeing near where I live 160 bucks for 30 mins, 100 bucks on top of that for f------ her raw and c------ in her, ignoring that I need to pay 50 bucks for her Plan B and spend like 10-25 bucks for each time I uber to/from her place the downsides are >keeps me waiting on her bed like 1-2 hours each time while she's gambling on her phone or stepping out to smoke or going to the store to buy s--- or some other retarded thing >only likes prone bone >so ignorant she did not know that it was even called "prone bone" until I told her >refuses to let me c-- deep in her except the first time I did so >bitches about how c-- is annoying and difficult to clean up from inside her >doesn't want to cuddle after >doesn't want to kiss Seriously considering telling her what's what then dropping her completely. Even buying an onahole online and using that would be better for my finances and sanity than this, right? >>28569184 # >>28569189 # >>28570430 # >>28571596 # >>28571627 # >>28572402 # >>28573434 # >>28573454 # >>28573552 # >>28573648 #
Anonymous okay f--- 03/02/25(Sun)02:13:57 No.28569170 so there's this h----- I was seeing near where I live 160 bucks for 30 mins, 100 bucks on top of that for f------ her raw and c------ in her, ignoring that I need to pay 50 bucks for her Plan B and spend like 10-25 bucks for each time I uber to/from her place the downsides are >keeps me waiting on her bed like 1-2 hours each time while she's gambling on her phone or stepping out to smoke or going to the store to buy s--- or some other retarded thing >only likes prone bone >so ignorant she did not know that it was even called "prone bone" until I told her >refuses to let me c-- deep in her except the first time I did so >bitches about how c-- is annoying and difficult to clean up from inside her >doesn't want to cuddle after >doesn't want to kiss Seriously considering telling her what's what then dropping her completely. Even buying an onahole online and using that would be better for my finances and sanity than this, right? >>28569184 # >>28569189 # >>28570430 # >>28571596 # >>28571627 # >>28572402 # >>28573434 # >>28573454 # >>28573552 # >>28573648 #

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Anonymous 29 KB JPG 03/03/25(Mon)14:46:57 No.80517643 >Four exercise bikes next to eachother. >Woman on the far left one >Get on the one closest to her, even though the other ones are all free I've been doing this to women for a while whenever I can. I noticed they slightly freak out. See them out the corner of my eye looking up at me and around. I notice guys don't do it when I do it to them. I like to do it deliberately to people to make them uncomfortable but I think only women are uncomfortable from me doing this, which makes it nicer for me to do. I want them to be uncomfortable. I'm not even doing anything wrong, just using the equipment, and I don't even look at all in their direction. They can't complain about me or do anything, they just have to accept being next to an ugly incel monster. I enjoy taking petty revenge on society in small ways like this.
Anonymous 29 KB JPG 03/03/25(Mon)14:46:57 No.80517643 >Four exercise bikes next to eachother. >Woman on the far left one >Get on the one closest to her, even though the other ones are all free I've been doing this to women for a while whenever I can. I noticed they slightly freak out. See them out the corner of my eye looking up at me and around. I notice guys don't do it when I do it to them. I like to do it deliberately to people to make them uncomfortable but I think only women are uncomfortable from me doing this, which makes it nicer for me to do. I want them to be uncomfortable. I'm not even doing anything wrong, just using the equipment, and I don't even look at all in their direction. They can't complain about me or do anything, they just have to accept being next to an ugly incel monster. I enjoy taking petty revenge on society in small ways like this.

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Anon explains nicotine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 23 KB JPG 12/22/24(Sun)14:59:50 No.32480622 >crave it >it immediately makes you feel worse what is this devilry
Anonymous 23 KB JPG 12/22/24(Sun)14:59:50 No.32480622 >crave it >it immediately makes you feel worse what is this devilry

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Anon doesn't like Stalin | /r/Greentext

File: 1736280091146479.jpg (103 KB, 925x1280) Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat) 11:30:43 No. 17547467 >>17547482 >>17547500 >>17547551 TH >Comrade Stalin, I just want you to know I agree with you 100% on everything and will do whatever you tell me! >"I DON'T CARE! Execute this man! Then the executioner will go to gulag! AAAAH I'M STALIN, I'M SO HECKIN PARANOID!" >Comrade Stalin, the Germans are preparing an imminent invasion. In fact our spy network all over the world knows exactly when it's going to happen, including Chinese intelligence and Soviet spies in Japan. A German soldier has even defected and warned us of the attack. >"I don't believe it. Make no preparations for a defensive war. Kill that German deserter for misinformation, btw." What the f--- was this retard's problem? He trusted no one except Hitler. If anything the USSR's victory of the Nazis occurred in spite of and not because of him. Had he listened to pretty much anyone else the war would have been much less costly and the Germans would have never made the progress they did. Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat) 11:39:59 No.17547482 >>17547467 (OP) typical Russian. his only strategy was brute force. Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat) 12:02:47 No.17547500 >>17547467 (OP) >>17547656 Probably just denial, he was a chickenshit in foreign policy, always avoiding to antagonize other great powers for fear of invasion, then when it happened anyway he was in denial
File: 1736280091146479.jpg (103 KB, 925x1280) Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat) 11:30:43 No. 17547467 >>17547482 >>17547500 >>17547551 TH >Comrade Stalin, I just want you to know I agree with you 100% on everything and will do whatever you tell me! >"I DON'T CARE! Execute this man! Then the executioner will go to gulag! AAAAH I'M STALIN, I'M SO HECKIN PARANOID!" >Comrade Stalin, the Germans are preparing an imminent invasion. In fact our spy network all over the world knows exactly when it's going to happen, including Chinese intelligence and Soviet spies in Japan. A German soldier has even defected and warned us of the attack. >"I don't believe it. Make no preparations for a defensive war. Kill that German deserter for misinformation, btw." What the f--- was this retard's problem? He trusted no one except Hitler. If anything the USSR's victory of the Nazis occurred in spite of and not because of him. Had he listened to pretty much anyone else the war would have been much less costly and the Germans would have never made the progress they did. Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat) 11:39:59 No.17547482 >>17547467 (OP) typical Russian. his only strategy was brute force. Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat) 12:02:47 No.17547500 >>17547467 (OP) >>17547656 Probably just denial, he was a chickenshit in foreign policy, always avoiding to antagonize other great powers for fear of invasion, then when it happened anyway he was in denial

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OP's joke is explained to him and he goes off on a stranger, get it!? | /r/Greentext

68 Really? You think I'm *THAT* stupid? Anonymous 03/02/25(Sun)22:08:17 No.931998320 >Be me >At a public park >Friend shows me picture of a clown on his phone. >Me: "Eugh, that's creepy!" >Friend: "Scared of clowns?" >Me: "Worse... JUGGALOS!" >Other person there, laughs and points to me: "HA HA GET IT BECAUSE JUGGALOS ARE CLOWNS! HA HA GET IT BRO!?" >Are YouFuckingRetarded.webp. >"Really? You're explaining my own f------ joke to me, I literally thought it and said it, do you f------ think I'm that f------ stupid that you gotta explain MY OWN F------ JOKE to me?" >Friend: "Hey woah dude he was just explaining he got it." >Rest of my friends get upset at me. Really? Then why didn't the f------ idiot say 'Oh, I get it!' instead of literally explaining my own joke to me? That's like pointing to a chef and yelling loudly that the steak he cooked is in fact a steak he cooked on the stove with seasonings as if the chef was f------ stupid.
68 Really? You think I'm *THAT* stupid? Anonymous 03/02/25(Sun)22:08:17 No.931998320 >Be me >At a public park >Friend shows me picture of a clown on his phone. >Me: "Eugh, that's creepy!" >Friend: "Scared of clowns?" >Me: "Worse... JUGGALOS!" >Other person there, laughs and points to me: "HA HA GET IT BECAUSE JUGGALOS ARE CLOWNS! HA HA GET IT BRO!?" >Are YouFuckingRetarded.webp. >"Really? You're explaining my own f------ joke to me, I literally thought it and said it, do you f------ think I'm that f------ stupid that you gotta explain MY OWN F------ JOKE to me?" >Friend: "Hey woah dude he was just explaining he got it." >Rest of my friends get upset at me. Really? Then why didn't the f------ idiot say 'Oh, I get it!' instead of literally explaining my own joke to me? That's like pointing to a chef and yelling loudly that the steak he cooked is in fact a steak he cooked on the stove with seasonings as if the chef was f------ stupid.

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Getting stalked by the hatman | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Benadryl ALLERGY Diphenhydramine HCI 25mg | Antihistamine Sneezing C Itchy. Watery Eyes ULTRATABS Seats Runny Nose Itchy Throat 11/05/21 (Fri)18:56:46 No.66040279 ⑳Anyone here ever abused allergy 24 TABLETS 98 KB JPG medicine? >700 mg benadryl >pick up phone to play clash of clans >spend 30 minutes on my village >phone vanishes >phone was upstairs the whole time >feel like utter shet for a week afterwards
Anonymous Benadryl ALLERGY Diphenhydramine HCI 25mg | Antihistamine Sneezing C Itchy. Watery Eyes ULTRATABS Seats Runny Nose Itchy Throat 11/05/21 (Fri)18:56:46 No.66040279 ⑳Anyone here ever abused allergy 24 TABLETS 98 KB JPG medicine? >700 mg benadryl >pick up phone to play clash of clans >spend 30 minutes on my village >phone vanishes >phone was upstairs the whole time >feel like utter shet for a week afterwards

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Welcome back PS3/Xbox360 piss filter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/02/25(Sun)01:33:45 No.704315528 - Davion Rexcam Fire Herb - Wedge Beetle Gajios Sawhorn Paratoad Sleep Herb 1721888572251.png 791 KB PNG Why does RE engine hate color? Drew Weapon Y Evade A Select Item ( Aim Singer 795 டு Potion Dosh Ready Weapon or R Crouch Aim Slinger & Call Sekrete Switch Weapon X Head toward the forest. Off and attestre monster to state the aunt Sleep Herb Fishing Rod
Anonymous 03/02/25(Sun)01:33:45 No.704315528 - Davion Rexcam Fire Herb - Wedge Beetle Gajios Sawhorn Paratoad Sleep Herb 1721888572251.png 791 KB PNG Why does RE engine hate color? Drew Weapon Y Evade A Select Item ( Aim Singer 795 டு Potion Dosh Ready Weapon or R Crouch Aim Slinger & Call Sekrete Switch Weapon X Head toward the forest. Off and attestre monster to state the aunt Sleep Herb Fishing Rod

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Anon got a boner. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >Go to gym >Hear woman grunt >Get a boner >Leave immediately 02/27/25(Thu)17:41:24 No.80484137 117 KB PNG
Anonymous >Go to gym >Hear woman grunt >Get a boner >Leave immediately 02/27/25(Thu)17:41:24 No.80484137 117 KB PNG

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Anonymous a day in the blogpost of anon 12/29/23(Fri)21:34:10 No.75935428 >wake up >don't know what day it is >lie in bed looking at the ceiling for a few hours >get up >go brush teeth 2.69 MB PNG >piss >shower >dry off >walk around outside >nothing and no one is around >go back to my place which looks like a jail cell >sit at my desk >look at my laptop's desktop for awhile >nothing is interesting >settle on just looking at 4chan for awhile >nothing interesting happens >go wash my face >I look uglier and balder than a few years ago GG >go back to 4chan >still nothing interesting About to retire to bed. No energy but it's my fault for not eating. Didn't drink any water either. Thinking about listening to either the Journey soundtrack by Austin Wintory or listening to a few chapters of an audiobook. Idk.
Anonymous a day in the blogpost of anon 12/29/23(Fri)21:34:10 No.75935428 >wake up >don't know what day it is >lie in bed looking at the ceiling for a few hours >get up >go brush teeth 2.69 MB PNG >piss >shower >dry off >walk around outside >nothing and no one is around >go back to my place which looks like a jail cell >sit at my desk >look at my laptop's desktop for awhile >nothing is interesting >settle on just looking at 4chan for awhile >nothing interesting happens >go wash my face >I look uglier and balder than a few years ago GG >go back to 4chan >still nothing interesting About to retire to bed. No energy but it's my fault for not eating. Didn't drink any water either. Thinking about listening to either the Journey soundtrack by Austin Wintory or listening to a few chapters of an audiobook. Idk.

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Anon has a question for Russianons | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: bv9xX+8c >>499141478 # 03/02/25(Sun)18:21:25 No.499141591 Do Russians hate poles the same way? >>499141643 # >>499141702 # >>499142902 # >>499145208 # >>499145538 # >>499152576 # >>499156314 # >>499156880 # Anonymous (ID: t9e3aE9i 03/02/25(Sun)19:17:21 No.499145538 >>499141591 # Not at all, no. >>499141478 # >Poles are on another level than the Ukrainians with their hate towards Russia I think it's just a very vocal terminally online minority. I know quite a few Poles IRL and they're all bro tier, even if they're not at all ecstatic about Russian foreign policy. >>4991414/8 # >Poles are on another level than the Ukrainians with their hate towards Russia and willingness to defend their country The issue is that Ukrainians are basically Russians and it's deep down regarded as a civil war by everyone. Poles don't speak Russian and they are a separate nation. Alt-Vatnik !Vatnik.Gzl (ID: Z3d+lQun >>499141591 # Not yet. 03/02/25(Sun) 18:22:09 No.499141643 >>499141658 # >>499145466 # Anonymous (ID: bv9xX+8c >>499141643 # Ominous 03/02/25(Sun) 18:22:21 No.499141658
Anonymous (ID: bv9xX+8c >>499141478 # 03/02/25(Sun)18:21:25 No.499141591 Do Russians hate poles the same way? >>499141643 # >>499141702 # >>499142902 # >>499145208 # >>499145538 # >>499152576 # >>499156314 # >>499156880 # Anonymous (ID: t9e3aE9i 03/02/25(Sun)19:17:21 No.499145538 >>499141591 # Not at all, no. >>499141478 # >Poles are on another level than the Ukrainians with their hate towards Russia I think it's just a very vocal terminally online minority. I know quite a few Poles IRL and they're all bro tier, even if they're not at all ecstatic about Russian foreign policy. >>4991414/8 # >Poles are on another level than the Ukrainians with their hate towards Russia and willingness to defend their country The issue is that Ukrainians are basically Russians and it's deep down regarded as a civil war by everyone. Poles don't speak Russian and they are a separate nation. Alt-Vatnik !Vatnik.Gzl (ID: Z3d+lQun >>499141591 # Not yet. 03/02/25(Sun) 18:22:09 No.499141643 >>499141658 # >>499145466 # Anonymous (ID: bv9xX+8c >>499141643 # Ominous 03/02/25(Sun) 18:22:21 No.499141658

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Fudds and duds | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)10:44:25 No.48971584 AIS gun-shop-ownerjpg-d8fca7993779e6de.jpg 218 KB JPG >As an independent gun shop owner, I know I can't compete with online retailers, so to make up for it, I'll offer terrible customer service and outrageous prices. Yeah, that's how to run a business.
Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)10:44:25 No.48971584 AIS gun-shop-ownerjpg-d8fca7993779e6de.jpg 218 KB JPG >As an independent gun shop owner, I know I can't compete with online retailers, so to make up for it, I'll offer terrible customer service and outrageous prices. Yeah, that's how to run a business.

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Anonymous 02/17/25(Mon) 19:35:29 No.7483222 >has a larger, more meaningful impact on culture than anything you will ever make 26 KB JPG 29 Replies / 4 Images View Thread
Anonymous 02/17/25(Mon) 19:35:29 No.7483222 >has a larger, more meaningful impact on culture than anything you will ever make 26 KB JPG 29 Replies / 4 Images View Thread

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zero games | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat)18:08:19 No.662229505 >alt-tab out of game >game music continues to play 33 KB JPG Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat) 18:10:26 No.662229614 >another pc pleb issue doesnt happen on my ps5 7 KB JPG >>662229642 # >>662229729 # >>662230041 # >>662232032 # Anonymous >>662229614 # 12/30/23(Sat) 18:11:02 No.662229642 nothing happens on your ps5 bro >>662229695 # >>662229785 # >>662229823 # >>662229991 # >>662230079 # >>662230153 # >>662230163 # >>662230309 # >>662230352 # >>662230397 # >>662230675 # >>662230741 # >>662231231 # >>662232032 # >>662232129 # >>662232346 # >>662232450 #
Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat)18:08:19 No.662229505 >alt-tab out of game >game music continues to play 33 KB JPG Anonymous 12/30/23(Sat) 18:10:26 No.662229614 >another pc pleb issue doesnt happen on my ps5 7 KB JPG >>662229642 # >>662229729 # >>662230041 # >>662232032 # Anonymous >>662229614 # 12/30/23(Sat) 18:11:02 No.662229642 nothing happens on your ps5 bro >>662229695 # >>662229785 # >>662229823 # >>662229991 # >>662230079 # >>662230153 # >>662230163 # >>662230309 # >>662230352 # >>662230397 # >>662230675 # >>662230741 # >>662231231 # >>662232032 # >>662232129 # >>662232346 # >>662232450 #

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Anon hates Evangelicals | /r/Greentext

Democracy is taking itself to death. The people do not annw what they want; they do not know what is the best for them. There too much foolishness, too much lost motion have stopped the talk and the nonsense. am a man of action. Democracy is beautiful in theory; in practice it is a fallacy. You in America will see that some day ATGEOTER Hot take: Evangelicals are responsible for America's problems Anonymous (ID: m/V90Wfs 03/02/25(Sun)09:26:52 No.499148705 >>499148755 >>499149608 >>499150865 >>499151136 >>499151315 I've noticed something interesting, every single "stupid American" stereotype comes entirely from one group: Evangelicals. >The people who blindly support Trump >The conspiracy theorists who believe in s--- like flat earth and antivax >The religious nutjobs who think that evolution is fake and that the earth is only 6,000 years old >The idiots who have no knowledge of other countries' history, geography, or even existence >The people who define socialism as "when the government does stuff" >Etc All of these aforementioned groups happen to be mostly Evangelicals. Even the anti-Union and pro-Corporate mentality stems from nutjob Evangelicals that migrated to the US in the 1800s who for some reason believed that you lived for the sole purpose of working instead of you know, the other way around (also, there's the so-called "prosperity gospel" that most Evangelicals believe in) When you do any research into America's problems, you'll see that ALL of them trace back to Evangelicals, who make up a 3rd of American society.
Democracy is taking itself to death. The people do not annw what they want; they do not know what is the best for them. There too much foolishness, too much lost motion have stopped the talk and the nonsense. am a man of action. Democracy is beautiful in theory; in practice it is a fallacy. You in America will see that some day ATGEOTER Hot take: Evangelicals are responsible for America's problems Anonymous (ID: m/V90Wfs 03/02/25(Sun)09:26:52 No.499148705 >>499148755 >>499149608 >>499150865 >>499151136 >>499151315 I've noticed something interesting, every single "stupid American" stereotype comes entirely from one group: Evangelicals. >The people who blindly support Trump >The conspiracy theorists who believe in s--- like flat earth and antivax >The religious nutjobs who think that evolution is fake and that the earth is only 6,000 years old >The idiots who have no knowledge of other countries' history, geography, or even existence >The people who define socialism as "when the government does stuff" >Etc All of these aforementioned groups happen to be mostly Evangelicals. Even the anti-Union and pro-Corporate mentality stems from nutjob Evangelicals that migrated to the US in the 1800s who for some reason believed that you lived for the sole purpose of working instead of you know, the other way around (also, there's the so-called "prosperity gospel" that most Evangelicals believe in) When you do any research into America's problems, you'll see that ALL of them trace back to Evangelicals, who make up a 3rd of American society.

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Anon is tolkien | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB JPG 03/02/25(Sun)02:00:29 No.209049568 >Heiragorn is heir to the throne >Borrowmir wants to borrow the ring >Sauronman is Sauron's man >Laygolass looks like a lass who wants to go and get laid >Candalf is a can-do guy >Gladreal is real glad that Frodo has brought the ring >Fairamir is fair >Samwise is wise >Merry is merry >Easydoor takes it easy and walks out the door instead of destroying the ring >Bilbo Baggins bags a lot of wealth >Arghwhen is wondering when Heiragorn will marry her >Pippin Took takes the palantir >Heyowin wins with a "heyyo" moment >Hellround says hell will spread around the world unless the ring is destroyed >Gemli is obsessed with gems >Frodough wants more dough to make lembas bread Really, Tolkien?
Anonymous 6 KB JPG 03/02/25(Sun)02:00:29 No.209049568 >Heiragorn is heir to the throne >Borrowmir wants to borrow the ring >Sauronman is Sauron's man >Laygolass looks like a lass who wants to go and get laid >Candalf is a can-do guy >Gladreal is real glad that Frodo has brought the ring >Fairamir is fair >Samwise is wise >Merry is merry >Easydoor takes it easy and walks out the door instead of destroying the ring >Bilbo Baggins bags a lot of wealth >Arghwhen is wondering when Heiragorn will marry her >Pippin Took takes the palantir >Heyowin wins with a "heyyo" moment >Hellround says hell will spread around the world unless the ring is destroyed >Gemli is obsessed with gems >Frodough wants more dough to make lembas bread Really, Tolkien?

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