Anonymous 29 KB JPG 03/03/25(Mon)14:46:57 No.80517643 >Four exercise bikes next to eachother. >Woman on the far left one >Get on the one closest to her, even though the other ones are all free I've been doing this to women for a while whenever I can. I noticed they slightly freak out. See them out the corner of my eye looking up at me and around. I notice guys don't do it when I do it to them. I like to do it deliberately to people to make them uncomfortable but I think only women are uncomfortable from me doing this, which makes it nicer for me to do. I want them to be uncomfortable. I'm not even doing anything wrong, just using the equipment, and I don't even look at all in their direction. They can't complain about me or do anything, they just have to accept being next to an ugly incel monster. I enjoy taking petty revenge on society in small ways like this.

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Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?

Anonymous >2005 07/11/22(Mon)20:52:44 No.69371086 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 23 KB PNG >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window

Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)18:14:33 No.184255728 Translate a joke from your country 12 KB JPG Anonymous | 07/06/23(Thu)19:05:43 No.184257583 Two hunters meet. Both are dead. >>184257927 # >>184258192 # >>184258442 # Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)19:14:41 No.184257927 >>184257583 # >behold the peak of german comedy >>184258089 #

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Democracy is taking itself to death. The people do not annw what they want; they do not know what is the best for them. There too much foolishness, too much lost motion have stopped the talk and the nonsense. am a man of action. Democracy is beautiful in theory; in practice it is a fallacy. You in America will see that some day ATGEOTER Hot take: Evangelicals are responsible for America's problems Anonymous (ID: m/V90Wfs 03/02/25(Sun)09:26:52 No.499148705 >>499148755 >>499149608 >>499150865 >>499151136 >>499151315 I've noticed something interesting, every single "stupid American" stereotype comes entirely from one group: Evangelicals. >The people who blindly support Trump >The conspiracy theorists who believe in s--- like flat earth and antivax >The religious nutjobs who think that evolution is fake and that the earth is only 6,000 years old >The idiots who have no knowledge of other countries' history, geography, or even existence >The people who define socialism as "when the government does stuff" >Etc All of these aforementioned groups happen to be mostly Evangelicals. Even the anti-Union and pro-Corporate mentality stems from nutjob Evangelicals that migrated to the US in the 1800s who for some reason believed that you lived for the sole purpose of working instead of you know, the other way around (also, there's the so-called "prosperity gospel" that most Evangelicals believe in) When you do any research into America's problems, you'll see that ALL of them trace back to Evangelicals, who make up a 3rd of American society.

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