Anonymous okay f--- 03/02/25(Sun)02:13:57 No.28569170 so there's this h----- I was seeing near where I live 160 bucks for 30 mins, 100 bucks on top of that for f------ her raw and c------ in her, ignoring that I need to pay 50 bucks for her Plan B and spend like 10-25 bucks for each time I uber to/from her place the downsides are >keeps me waiting on her bed like 1-2 hours each time while she's gambling on her phone or stepping out to smoke or going to the store to buy s--- or some other retarded thing >only likes prone bone >so ignorant she did not know that it was even called "prone bone" until I told her >refuses to let me c-- deep in her except the first time I did so >bitches about how c-- is annoying and difficult to clean up from inside her >doesn't want to cuddle after >doesn't want to kiss Seriously considering telling her what's what then dropping her completely. Even buying an onahole online and using that would be better for my finances and sanity than this, right? >>28569184 # >>28569189 # >>28570430 # >>28571596 # >>28571627 # >>28572402 # >>28573434 # >>28573454 # >>28573552 # >>28573648 #

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Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat)04:17:09 No.704221836 250px-Walter.jpg 10 KB JPG >Al evolving rapidly to the point it can almost impersonate people and compose entire songs >video game enemy Al has not progressed AT ALL since F.E.A.R and you could argue it has only regressed Why the f--- is this?

Anonymous >2005 07/11/22(Mon)20:52:44 No.69371086 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 23 KB PNG >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window

Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)18:14:33 No.184255728 Translate a joke from your country 12 KB JPG Anonymous | 07/06/23(Thu)19:05:43 No.184257583 Two hunters meet. Both are dead. >>184257927 # >>184258192 # >>184258442 # Anonymous 07/06/23(Thu)19:14:41 No.184257927 >>184257583 # >behold the peak of german comedy >>184258089 #

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File: 1736280091146479.jpg (103 KB, 925x1280) Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat) 11:30:43 No. 17547467 >>17547482 >>17547500 >>17547551 TH >Comrade Stalin, I just want you to know I agree with you 100% on everything and will do whatever you tell me! >"I DON'T CARE! Execute this man! Then the executioner will go to gulag! AAAAH I'M STALIN, I'M SO HECKIN PARANOID!" >Comrade Stalin, the Germans are preparing an imminent invasion. In fact our spy network all over the world knows exactly when it's going to happen, including Chinese intelligence and Soviet spies in Japan. A German soldier has even defected and warned us of the attack. >"I don't believe it. Make no preparations for a defensive war. Kill that German deserter for misinformation, btw." What the f--- was this retard's problem? He trusted no one except Hitler. If anything the USSR's victory of the Nazis occurred in spite of and not because of him. Had he listened to pretty much anyone else the war would have been much less costly and the Germans would have never made the progress they did. Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat) 11:39:59 No.17547482 >>17547467 (OP) typical Russian. his only strategy was brute force. Anonymous 03/01/25(Sat) 12:02:47 No.17547500 >>17547467 (OP) >>17547656 Probably just denial, he was a chickenshit in foreign policy, always avoiding to antagonize other great powers for fear of invasion, then when it happened anyway he was in denial

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Anonymous okay f--- 03/02/25(Sun)02:13:57 No.28569170 so there's this h----- I was seeing near where I live 160 bucks for 30 mins, 100 bucks on top of that for f------ her raw and c------ in her, ignoring that I need to pay 50 bucks for her Plan B and spend like 10-25 bucks for each time I uber to/from her place the downsides are >keeps me waiting on her bed like 1-2 hours each time while she's gambling on her phone or stepping out to smoke or going to the store to buy s--- or some other retarded thing >only likes prone bone >so ignorant she did not know that it was even called "prone bone" until I told her >refuses to let me c-- deep in her except the first time I did so >bitches about how c-- is annoying and difficult to clean up from inside her >doesn't want to cuddle after >doesn't want to kiss Seriously considering telling her what's what then dropping her completely. Even buying an onahole online and using that would be better for my finances and sanity than this, right? >>28569184 # >>28569189 # >>28570430 # >>28571596 # >>28571627 # >>28572402 # >>28573434 # >>28573454 # >>28573552 # >>28573648 #

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