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: Anonymous 1.65 MB JPG 10/23/22(Sun)19:28:33 No.70705570 >be me >1st roommate goes on rants and lectures about flat Earth >2nd roommate pisses in the sink And I think it's perfectly normal to eat orange peels >3rd roommate has loud sex with her female "friend" and then cries for an hours about how she's not a lesbian >Neighbor smokes crack One of these days this apartment's going to get me killed
: Anonymous 1.65 MB JPG 10/23/22(Sun)19:28:33 No.70705570 >be me >1st roommate goes on rants and lectures about flat Earth >2nd roommate pisses in the sink And I think it's perfectly normal to eat orange peels >3rd roommate has loud sex with her female "friend" and then cries for an hours about how she's not a lesbian >Neighbor smokes crack One of these days this apartment's going to get me killed

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Anon has high standards | /r/Greentext

File: images (1) (13).jpg (14 KB, 229x280) Anonymous 06/28/23(Wed)21:11:59 No.183917047 >>183917086 >>183917115 >>183917157 >>183917192 >>183917290 >>183917355 >>183917473 >>183917614 >>183917639 >>183918074 >self-care >fluent in sarcasm >witty banter >growth mindset >dad jokes >tacos >your/you're >Oxford comma >looking for a partner in crime >no games/don't waste my time >no FWB/ONS >I suck at writing these
File: images (1) (13).jpg (14 KB, 229x280) Anonymous 06/28/23(Wed)21:11:59 No.183917047 >>183917086 >>183917115 >>183917157 >>183917192 >>183917290 >>183917355 >>183917473 >>183917614 >>183917639 >>183918074 >self-care >fluent in sarcasm >witty banter >growth mindset >dad jokes >tacos >your/you're >Oxford comma >looking for a partner in crime >no games/don't waste my time >no FWB/ONS >I suck at writing these

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Anon goes to Mexico | /r/Greentext

Anonymous honk 77 KB JPG 10/16/19(Wed)16:46:41 No.811959173 >be me >white boy from USA >visiting Mexico >one night trying to sleep >3 AM and a bunch of f----- b------ with instruments roll through >loudest f------ s--- ever >pisses me right tf off >lean out the window and shout QUIETE PUTAS >friend comes running up stairs >ANON W-- ARE YOU DOING > I'm like what >he says THATS THE TOWNS BIGGEST DRUG LORD OVER THERE AND THAT BAND WAS PLAYING FOR HIM >look outside and see everyone has put away their instruments and replaced them with guns >this is it boys >today I take the fight to the b------ Mfw I realize this is it Mfw this will be my last greentext
Anonymous honk 77 KB JPG 10/16/19(Wed)16:46:41 No.811959173 >be me >white boy from USA >visiting Mexico >one night trying to sleep >3 AM and a bunch of f----- b------ with instruments roll through >loudest f------ s--- ever >pisses me right tf off >lean out the window and shout QUIETE PUTAS >friend comes running up stairs >ANON W-- ARE YOU DOING > I'm like what >he says THATS THE TOWNS BIGGEST DRUG LORD OVER THERE AND THAT BAND WAS PLAYING FOR HIM >look outside and see everyone has put away their instruments and replaced them with guns >this is it boys >today I take the fight to the b------ Mfw I realize this is it Mfw this will be my last greentext

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: Anonymous alien harems 06/29/23(Thu)12:50:49 No.35162077 reversealien.png 1.57 MB PNG >Be alien inspecting earth >Crash land and encounter humans on the earth's surface >8 young women ask to have a reverse gangbang What do you do?
: Anonymous alien harems 06/29/23(Thu)12:50:49 No.35162077 reversealien.png 1.57 MB PNG >Be alien inspecting earth >Crash land and encounter humans on the earth's surface >8 young women ask to have a reverse gangbang What do you do?

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Anon watches too much succubus hentai | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/14/22(Sun)21:42:24 No.883915196 >be me >have female friend >is a solid 8/10 >has a "male orgasm fetish" as she puts it >sends me food if i give her videos of 149 KB JPG me jerking off >be naturally submissive male so im moaning >she likes it >one day comes over to my place and just sucks my d--- and tittyfucks me many times >"thanks anon Ive been craving to try your sperm, youre a really good boy" >just gives me a f------ hug then leaves is this how you get a girlfriend
: Anonymous 08/14/22(Sun)21:42:24 No.883915196 >be me >have female friend >is a solid 8/10 >has a "male orgasm fetish" as she puts it >sends me food if i give her videos of 149 KB JPG me jerking off >be naturally submissive male so im moaning >she likes it >one day comes over to my place and just sucks my d--- and tittyfucks me many times >"thanks anon Ive been craving to try your sperm, youre a really good boy" >just gives me a f------ hug then leaves is this how you get a girlfriend

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Anon's mom is cleaning | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)15:50:48 No.73844746 1687876743067836.jpg 39 KB JPG >mum starts cleaning the whole house, filling the air with sounds of vaccuum cleaning and smells of solvents stop cleaning you bitch im trying to Idar neet rot just die already so i can live under a bridge : Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)15:53:10 No.73844765 you can go live under a bridge now dumb f-----, see how respectful people are of your peace there
: Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)15:50:48 No.73844746 1687876743067836.jpg 39 KB JPG >mum starts cleaning the whole house, filling the air with sounds of vaccuum cleaning and smells of solvents stop cleaning you bitch im trying to Idar neet rot just die already so i can live under a bridge : Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)15:53:10 No.73844765 you can go live under a bridge now dumb f-----, see how respectful people are of your peace there

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Anon's Dad Is Concerned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 108 KB JPG 06/15/23(Thu)20:37:41 No.73689251 >2012 >be 12 year old with no friends >tf2 is my favorite game, playing it almost everyday >A few days after sandy hook happened, my dad is walking down the hallway and stops at the doorway of my room with a weird look on his face >"Hey, how about easing up on those games every now and then, alright?" >Never thought anything of it then What do you think he meant by that?
: Anonymous 108 KB JPG 06/15/23(Thu)20:37:41 No.73689251 >2012 >be 12 year old with no friends >tf2 is my favorite game, playing it almost everyday >A few days after sandy hook happened, my dad is walking down the hallway and stops at the doorway of my room with a weird look on his face >"Hey, how about easing up on those games every now and then, alright?" >Never thought anything of it then What do you think he meant by that?

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Germanon is being paranoid | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: QqomDtTV) = 04/01/23(Sat)22:34:09 No.421939042 >>421936768 (OP) # It seems that they are marrying their daughters with German boys to convert them to Islam and create a Neo Jaissary army. 3.32 MB WEBM The Turks are masters of warfare and won't stop until they reached the goal of their ancestors. Total besiege and control of Europe. Total destruction of Christians and converting the survivors to Islam. >Janissaries were used as military troops to defeat and enslave other Christian nations and cultures. Maintaining the influence of the Muslim Turkish empire. >During Turkish raids, small boys were especially coveted plunder. Turkish warriors kidnapped young Christian boys and gave them as a gift to the sultan. Sultan brainwashed them and converted them into Islam. These boys became Janissaries. >>421939825 # >>421939863 # >>421952401 # >>421952712 # >>421955148 # >>421960464 # >>421965711 #
: Anonymous (ID: QqomDtTV) = 04/01/23(Sat)22:34:09 No.421939042 >>421936768 (OP) # It seems that they are marrying their daughters with German boys to convert them to Islam and create a Neo Jaissary army. 3.32 MB WEBM The Turks are masters of warfare and won't stop until they reached the goal of their ancestors. Total besiege and control of Europe. Total destruction of Christians and converting the survivors to Islam. >Janissaries were used as military troops to defeat and enslave other Christian nations and cultures. Maintaining the influence of the Muslim Turkish empire. >During Turkish raids, small boys were especially coveted plunder. Turkish warriors kidnapped young Christian boys and gave them as a gift to the sultan. Sultan brainwashed them and converted them into Islam. These boys became Janissaries. >>421939825 # >>421939863 # >>421952401 # >>421952712 # >>421955148 # >>421960464 # >>421965711 #

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Anon's got some predictions | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 305 KB JPG BAD 06/21/23(Wed)12:16:49 No.186598830 >>186596513 (OP) # >we gotta build a bomb >oh my god einstein we're about to build a nuclear bomb >NOOOO DON'T TELL ME IT'S LE >oppenwife: i love you opie build le bomb >we built the bomb >w-- you detonated it in japan? what about the evil racist nazi chuds??? uhhh I DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD EXPLODE W-- >I AM BECOME DEATH AAAAAA >TRUMAN I HAVE BLOOD ON MY HANDS IM GOING TO CHAINSMOKE MYSELF TO DEATH that's gonna be the movie. screencap this.
: Anonymous 305 KB JPG BAD 06/21/23(Wed)12:16:49 No.186598830 >>186596513 (OP) # >we gotta build a bomb >oh my god einstein we're about to build a nuclear bomb >NOOOO DON'T TELL ME IT'S LE >oppenwife: i love you opie build le bomb >we built the bomb >w-- you detonated it in japan? what about the evil racist nazi chuds??? uhhh I DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD EXPLODE W-- >I AM BECOME DEATH AAAAAA >TRUMAN I HAVE BLOOD ON MY HANDS IM GOING TO CHAINSMOKE MYSELF TO DEATH that's gonna be the movie. screencap this.

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Anon loses their Canadian citizenship | /r/Greentext

File: 3FCyXvT7Kw.png (92 KB, 1854x451) 3.3k r/legaladvicecanada u/Slight-Cricket-3892 . 16h ago My degree got revoked for cheating, now my Canadian citizenship might be revoked and I'm facing statelessness. Canada I am a naturalized Canadian citizen. There was a particularly tricky unit in my university course and I'm ashamed to say that I paid a programmer to code a major project. I graduated and eventually got Canadian citizenship, through the university degree and relevant work experience. Last year, the programmer contacted me and started blackmailing me for $100 monthly or else he would report me to the uni. The programmer had extensive email evidence. I obliged at first but his demands got higher. Since I already have work experience, I figured out loosing my degree wouldn't be a big deal. Long story short, he reported me and my university revoked my degree, I thought that would be the end of it. But I recently got a written notice from the Citizenship and Passport Cases Division that they are investigating my citizenship for fraud, and instructed me to write an information letter to them pleading my case. I love Canada and my entire life is here. I already lost my home countries citizenship since they do not allow dual citizenship. I will end up stateless if they decide to revoke my citizenship. Does anyone here have any advice or case law which I can write in my information letter? Edit: Upon closer inspection to the letter, it seems like they are just investigating my circumstances in general since I now have a history of fraud. I think I'll be fine since I was honest otherwise. Bottom line, don't buy assignments, and if you have bought assignments, don't stress too much. Anyhow, If I do end up losing my citizenship, you will see it on national news soon. permalink reddit do you guys also cheat when doing your programming homework /g/? Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)01:56:59 No.94349328 >>94353504 >>94353524 >>94353700 >>94353785 >>94353806 >>94353840 >>94353976 >>94354039 >>94354052 >>94354153 Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)10:03:17 No.94354274 ► >>94351557 >enroll in college >that will be 50 grand, +tip, +taxes, +barracks, +gruel >black history semester is a slog >barely scraping by spanish class >decide to google the answer to my gender studies assignment >canadian citizenship revoked 85% Upvoted >>94351541 >>94351612 >>94351619 >>94351980 >>94352069 >>94352110 >>94352129 >>94353090 >>94353133 >>94353378 >>94353500
File: 3FCyXvT7Kw.png (92 KB, 1854x451) 3.3k r/legaladvicecanada u/Slight-Cricket-3892 . 16h ago My degree got revoked for cheating, now my Canadian citizenship might be revoked and I'm facing statelessness. Canada I am a naturalized Canadian citizen. There was a particularly tricky unit in my university course and I'm ashamed to say that I paid a programmer to code a major project. I graduated and eventually got Canadian citizenship, through the university degree and relevant work experience. Last year, the programmer contacted me and started blackmailing me for $100 monthly or else he would report me to the uni. The programmer had extensive email evidence. I obliged at first but his demands got higher. Since I already have work experience, I figured out loosing my degree wouldn't be a big deal. Long story short, he reported me and my university revoked my degree, I thought that would be the end of it. But I recently got a written notice from the Citizenship and Passport Cases Division that they are investigating my citizenship for fraud, and instructed me to write an information letter to them pleading my case. I love Canada and my entire life is here. I already lost my home countries citizenship since they do not allow dual citizenship. I will end up stateless if they decide to revoke my citizenship. Does anyone here have any advice or case law which I can write in my information letter? Edit: Upon closer inspection to the letter, it seems like they are just investigating my circumstances in general since I now have a history of fraud. I think I'll be fine since I was honest otherwise. Bottom line, don't buy assignments, and if you have bought assignments, don't stress too much. Anyhow, If I do end up losing my citizenship, you will see it on national news soon. permalink reddit do you guys also cheat when doing your programming homework /g/? Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)01:56:59 No.94349328 >>94353504 >>94353524 >>94353700 >>94353785 >>94353806 >>94353840 >>94353976 >>94354039 >>94354052 >>94354153 Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)10:03:17 No.94354274 ► >>94351557 >enroll in college >that will be 50 grand, +tip, +taxes, +barracks, +gruel >black history semester is a slog >barely scraping by spanish class >decide to google the answer to my gender studies assignment >canadian citizenship revoked 85% Upvoted >>94351541 >>94351612 >>94351619 >>94351980 >>94352069 >>94352110 >>94352129 >>94353090 >>94353133 >>94353378 >>94353500

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Anon's mom is radicalized by Supreme Court Affirmative Action ruling | /r/Greentext

>be me, asian California anon entering senior year HS >3.9 GPA (4.4 weighted), 34 ACT >always figured it wasn't gonna be enough to get me to a real college >my mom wakes me up early this morning, she is smiling, cooks me a huge f------ breakfast, starting to freak me out >she tells me Supreme Court just ruled against affirmative action 1.51 MB PNG >I AM GONNA F------ MAKE IT BROS LET'S F------ GOOOOOOOO >my mom shows me the list of schools where my GPA and ACT are the average >PRINCETON, STANFORD, PENN, BROWN, CORNELL >MOM IS SCREAMING, I HAVE NEVER SEEN HER THIS HAPPY >turn on MSNBC (mom is a resistance lib) and there is a panel talking about how the Supreme Court is white supremacist, and anyone who benefits from this ruling is a white supremacist >mom is crying, she loves MSNBC but she also loves me, knows she has to choose >she turns off the TV and hugs me over and over >1 hour later, I walk into the living room and see mom buying a white hood and robe and a John Roberts mug on the internet what is happening to my mom bros?
>be me, asian California anon entering senior year HS >3.9 GPA (4.4 weighted), 34 ACT >always figured it wasn't gonna be enough to get me to a real college >my mom wakes me up early this morning, she is smiling, cooks me a huge f------ breakfast, starting to freak me out >she tells me Supreme Court just ruled against affirmative action 1.51 MB PNG >I AM GONNA F------ MAKE IT BROS LET'S F------ GOOOOOOOO >my mom shows me the list of schools where my GPA and ACT are the average >PRINCETON, STANFORD, PENN, BROWN, CORNELL >MOM IS SCREAMING, I HAVE NEVER SEEN HER THIS HAPPY >turn on MSNBC (mom is a resistance lib) and there is a panel talking about how the Supreme Court is white supremacist, and anyone who benefits from this ruling is a white supremacist >mom is crying, she loves MSNBC but she also loves me, knows she has to choose >she turns off the TV and hugs me over and over >1 hour later, I walk into the living room and see mom buying a white hood and robe and a John Roberts mug on the internet what is happening to my mom bros?

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Serbanon misses an opportunity | /r/Greentext

File: Flag_of_Serbia.svg.png (77 KB, 800x533) Babetes Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)03:52:30 No.73839674 ► >>73840302 >>73840655 >>73840679 >in very large university groupchat >albanian girl asks "are you bosnian?, i have a bosnian friend with the same name" >im serbian and i know shes albanian. >profuselysweat.jpg >pretend like i didnt see that >realize there was also a turkish girl >realize that if i didnt ghost her we could have unleashed insurmountable shithousery onto unsuspecting liberal americnas ☐ Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)04:06:05 No.73839752 ► >>73841180 srbe na vrbe desu :) >> Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)04:37:56 No.73839963 ► File: 4265a8a.jpg (51 KB, 1080x389) That would've been based anon. I love scaring the american hoes with my uninhibited ultranationalism. Anonymous 06/29/23(The 4:40:47 No.73839984 ► >tfw no retarded nationalist serb bf who I can tell kosovo is serbia to and then kiss its over >> ☐ Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)05:38:09 No.73840302 >>73840328 >>73839674 (OP) Zasto se trebamo pretvarati da se mrzimo kad vise nikog nije briga??? Sta se dogodilo s bratsvom i jedinstvom?
File: Flag_of_Serbia.svg.png (77 KB, 800x533) Babetes Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)03:52:30 No.73839674 ► >>73840302 >>73840655 >>73840679 >in very large university groupchat >albanian girl asks "are you bosnian?, i have a bosnian friend with the same name" >im serbian and i know shes albanian. >profuselysweat.jpg >pretend like i didnt see that >realize there was also a turkish girl >realize that if i didnt ghost her we could have unleashed insurmountable shithousery onto unsuspecting liberal americnas ☐ Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)04:06:05 No.73839752 ► >>73841180 srbe na vrbe desu :) >> Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)04:37:56 No.73839963 ► File: 4265a8a.jpg (51 KB, 1080x389) That would've been based anon. I love scaring the american hoes with my uninhibited ultranationalism. Anonymous 06/29/23(The 4:40:47 No.73839984 ► >tfw no retarded nationalist serb bf who I can tell kosovo is serbia to and then kiss its over >> ☐ Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)05:38:09 No.73840302 >>73840328 >>73839674 (OP) Zasto se trebamo pretvarati da se mrzimo kad vise nikog nije briga??? Sta se dogodilo s bratsvom i jedinstvom?

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Too bothersome to sue, too annoying to just let it go. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >be me >girl >at work >old man I help at the register sees me on lunch break >he immediately comes up to me >small talk ensues >before he leaves, he hugs me from the side and gives me a forehead kiss >tells me to not eat too much on New Years or else I wont be as cute anymore How does one react to this please help E 12/30/22(Fri)20:38:30 No.71625248 2.04 MB PNG
Anonymous >be me >girl >at work >old man I help at the register sees me on lunch break >he immediately comes up to me >small talk ensues >before he leaves, he hugs me from the side and gives me a forehead kiss >tells me to not eat too much on New Years or else I wont be as cute anymore How does one react to this please help E 12/30/22(Fri)20:38:30 No.71625248 2.04 MB PNG

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anon sticks to the bro code | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)09:32:42 No.73839528 [Reply] >friend has a crush on the girl i'm talking to >she is very obviously flirty with me and not him >realize this >try to f--- up my game as much as possible by acting retarded and disinterested >she still flirts with me >tell her flat out i masturbate to hentai >she still flirts with me Is there something else I can do, short of saying "I don't want to f--- you because my best friend does?"
Anonymous 06/29/23(Thu)09:32:42 No.73839528 [Reply] >friend has a crush on the girl i'm talking to >she is very obviously flirty with me and not him >realize this >try to f--- up my game as much as possible by acting retarded and disinterested >she still flirts with me >tell her flat out i masturbate to hentai >she still flirts with me Is there something else I can do, short of saying "I don't want to f--- you because my best friend does?"

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Anon is an average redditor | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous rjunpopularopinion Raidsdayz 4d 2 I hate the sun I really do not understand why people enjoy when it's sunny out. It's too bright, too hot, you get burned, and it's harder to drive. And personally 1 get headaches. I've also noticed that people tend to act really stupid when the weather is like that (it reminds me of when insects become activated/ crazy when the sun is out). Why do people enjoy it so much? Join Edit: did not expect this to blow up lol. Thank you for all the upvotes and nice comments. 2427 Share G 290 KB JPG sunburned >ughmetoo 06/29/23(Thu)08:32:00 No.901734778 >be me this morning >21m >scrolling past John Oliver posts on le Reddit >come across a post on r/unpopularopinion "I hate the sun" >remember of that time I got >start scrolling through r/unpopularopinon >shove a curling iron into my ass >agree with more posts >curling iron feels so good and warm and right like the exclusive validation from the select few with whom I share the same onion >people with regular, not unpopular, opionjons begin to seem like delusional normies unaware of their own mediocrity >think about how special and unique I am >anus clenches around the curling iron >start typing "unpopular opinion" in front of all my posts >keep scrolling through r/unpopolaropinon >pop a viagra >start upvoting all the unpopular opionons I agree with >finger hovers over the upvote button >wow I share this unpopular opinion with 12.1k other kind strangers we're all so special and different >inhale the rancid smell of burning flesh and s--- >tingly sensation throughout my body >feel the 21st chromosome in each cell of my body begin to prophase and metaphase >incompletemitosis.gif >try to process w-- happened but literally can't bc I'm a f------ retard >screech as the curling iron sears and chars my a------
: Anonymous rjunpopularopinion Raidsdayz 4d 2 I hate the sun I really do not understand why people enjoy when it's sunny out. It's too bright, too hot, you get burned, and it's harder to drive. And personally 1 get headaches. I've also noticed that people tend to act really stupid when the weather is like that (it reminds me of when insects become activated/ crazy when the sun is out). Why do people enjoy it so much? Join Edit: did not expect this to blow up lol. Thank you for all the upvotes and nice comments. 2427 Share G 290 KB JPG sunburned >ughmetoo 06/29/23(Thu)08:32:00 No.901734778 >be me this morning >21m >scrolling past John Oliver posts on le Reddit >come across a post on r/unpopularopinion "I hate the sun" >remember of that time I got >start scrolling through r/unpopularopinon >shove a curling iron into my ass >agree with more posts >curling iron feels so good and warm and right like the exclusive validation from the select few with whom I share the same onion >people with regular, not unpopular, opionjons begin to seem like delusional normies unaware of their own mediocrity >think about how special and unique I am >anus clenches around the curling iron >start typing "unpopular opinion" in front of all my posts >keep scrolling through r/unpopolaropinon >pop a viagra >start upvoting all the unpopular opionons I agree with >finger hovers over the upvote button >wow I share this unpopular opinion with 12.1k other kind strangers we're all so special and different >inhale the rancid smell of burning flesh and s--- >tingly sensation throughout my body >feel the 21st chromosome in each cell of my body begin to prophase and metaphase >incompletemitosis.gif >try to process w-- happened but literally can't bc I'm a f------ retard >screech as the curling iron sears and chars my a------

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: Anonymous >>959398 # >>959700 # Anonymous 35 KB JPG 06/18/23(Sun)06:30:20 No.959391 4 168630063787116778.png 269 KB PNG 06/18/23(Sun)06:45:14 No.959398 >>959391 # >bocchi the reddit
: Anonymous >>959398 # >>959700 # Anonymous 35 KB JPG 06/18/23(Sun)06:30:20 No.959391 4 168630063787116778.png 269 KB PNG 06/18/23(Sun)06:45:14 No.959398 >>959391 # >bocchi the reddit

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Anon can't eat it anymore | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)13:41:14 No.73299876 1683262494773698.jpg 280 KB JPG >mom made steaks last night >everyone forgot to put the leftovers into the freezer >they've been sitting out for 12 hours I really wanted to eat them man
: Anonymous 05/13/23(Sat)13:41:14 No.73299876 1683262494773698.jpg 280 KB JPG >mom made steaks last night >everyone forgot to put the leftovers into the freezer >they've been sitting out for 12 hours I really wanted to eat them man

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: 63383A09-B195-4E61-B69C-8(...).jpg (78 KB, 757x624) >> >> >> >>432542643 >>432542523 (OP) # I want jews to control the world. Anonymous (ID: RG98sqhC Anonymous (ID: 7p2pjCCU) 06/28/23 (Wed)22:24:17 No.432542566 >>432542670 >>432542566 # Granted! Anonymous (ID: 7p2pjCCU >>432542643 # Everything is is same. Anonymous (ID: ARWE5ys6 06/28/23(Wed)22:23:41 No.432542523 >>432542566 I AM CALYPSO AND I ASK YOU, WHAT POLITICAL OPINION DO YOU WISH TO BE REAL? AND ONCE AGAIN, THANK YOU AGAIN FOR PARTICIPATING IN MY TWISTED METAL TOURNAMENT 4/1/4/7 06/28/23(Wed)22:25:09 No.432542643 06/28/23 (Wed)22:25:26 No.432542670
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: 63383A09-B195-4E61-B69C-8(...).jpg (78 KB, 757x624) >> >> >> >>432542643 >>432542523 (OP) # I want jews to control the world. Anonymous (ID: RG98sqhC Anonymous (ID: 7p2pjCCU) 06/28/23 (Wed)22:24:17 No.432542566 >>432542670 >>432542566 # Granted! Anonymous (ID: 7p2pjCCU >>432542643 # Everything is is same. Anonymous (ID: ARWE5ys6 06/28/23(Wed)22:23:41 No.432542523 >>432542566 I AM CALYPSO AND I ASK YOU, WHAT POLITICAL OPINION DO YOU WISH TO BE REAL? AND ONCE AGAIN, THANK YOU AGAIN FOR PARTICIPATING IN MY TWISTED METAL TOURNAMENT 4/1/4/7 06/28/23(Wed)22:25:09 No.432542643 06/28/23 (Wed)22:25:26 No.432542670

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: Anonymous Shut up shart shut 06/28/23 (Wed)23:23:46 No.73837725 52 KB JPG >back when I was 16 >parents shipped me to a wilderness camp >classic legal kidnapping at all >door flung open, flashlights in my eyes, tinnitus causing screaming >met a boy out there >he would sneak into my cabin or tent, whatever we were in at the time >we would cuddle and whisper to each other for hours every night until I fell asleep >every morning I would wake up without him, he snuck back out so gently it never woke me up >we would talk about everything >growing up, what we loved, what we hated >how our parents were so terrible to us >how much I loved him >we promised to meet each other once we were free again >we never revealed our secret during the day >we were scared if they knew they would separate us and punish us >after we went home it took me a few months to find a way to contact him >his mother answered >when he got home he grabbed a gun as fast as he could and blew his own head apart in front of the entire family >still hear his voice every time I try to sleep
: Anonymous Shut up shart shut 06/28/23 (Wed)23:23:46 No.73837725 52 KB JPG >back when I was 16 >parents shipped me to a wilderness camp >classic legal kidnapping at all >door flung open, flashlights in my eyes, tinnitus causing screaming >met a boy out there >he would sneak into my cabin or tent, whatever we were in at the time >we would cuddle and whisper to each other for hours every night until I fell asleep >every morning I would wake up without him, he snuck back out so gently it never woke me up >we would talk about everything >growing up, what we loved, what we hated >how our parents were so terrible to us >how much I loved him >we promised to meet each other once we were free again >we never revealed our secret during the day >we were scared if they knew they would separate us and punish us >after we went home it took me a few months to find a way to contact him >his mother answered >when he got home he grabbed a gun as fast as he could and blew his own head apart in front of the entire family >still hear his voice every time I try to sleep

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: Anonymous 64 KB JPG 07/12/22(Tue)08:30:49 >never drank anything in my life >bought a small can of beer yesterday >tastes like s---, drink it anyway >10 minutes later >feel like dying Alcohol is degeneracy, Im converting to Islam No.69382458
: Anonymous 64 KB JPG 07/12/22(Tue)08:30:49 >never drank anything in my life >bought a small can of beer yesterday >tastes like s---, drink it anyway >10 minutes later >feel like dying Alcohol is degeneracy, Im converting to Islam No.69382458

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