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: Anonymous Shut up shart shut 06/28/23 (Wed)23:23:46 No.73837725 52 KB JPG >back when I was 16 >parents shipped me to a wilderness camp >classic legal kidnapping at all >door flung open, flashlights in my eyes, tinnitus causing screaming >met a boy out there >he would sneak into my cabin or tent, whatever we were in at the time >we would cuddle and whisper to each other for hours every night until I fell asleep >every morning I would wake up without him, he snuck back out so gently it never woke me up >we would talk about everything >growing up, what we loved, what we hated >how our parents were so terrible to us >how much I loved him >we promised to meet each other once we were free again >we never revealed our secret during the day >we were scared if they knew they would separate us and punish us >after we went home it took me a few months to find a way to contact him >his mother answered >when he got home he grabbed a gun as fast as he could and blew his own head apart in front of the entire family >still hear his voice every time I try to sleep

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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: Anonymous 64 KB JPG 07/12/22(Tue)08:30:49 >never drank anything in my life >bought a small can of beer yesterday >tastes like s---, drink it anyway >10 minutes later >feel like dying Alcohol is degeneracy, Im converting to Islam No.69382458

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/pol/lack notices a double standard | /r/Greentext

File: image_2023-06-28_160239330.png (585 KB, 831x684) Anonymous (ID: peVP3JYY) 06/28/23 (Wed)16:03:21 No.432524064 ► >>432525866 >>432527303 >>432527600 >>432527889 >>432528320 >>432528402 >>432528668 >>432528923 >Straight >Rich >White >Corrupt >Criminal >Junkie >P-------- >Adulterer >Deadbeat dad >Incestuous >Uses Daddy's political power to get out of problem Do lefties have no consistency at all? I've seen lots of twittards and redditors defending this p------------. For the past 10 years they never stopped bitching about "straight rich white men" now they fervently defend the personification of everything they claimed to hate.

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Anon lives in the US of A | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 7r405Rfz america edition MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN 06/28/23(Wed)11:35:15 No.432483149 8 KB PNG >wake up sweating grease >heave my 440 lbs body out of bed >ride my mobility scooter to the kitchen >it breaks down 1/2 of the way there (biden's fault) >hobble the rest of the way using twin AR-15s as crutches as the founding fathers intended >BLAM >six year old son shot himself in the leg with the pistol we bought him >shoot him in the head because it's cheaper than healthcare >black neighbor calls the cops on me >head to walmart, tripping over homeless vets and junkies >eggs cost $45 a piece >gummy worms cost $3 >buy gummy worms in bulk >come back home just in time to see my neighbor getting shot by the police he called >crack open a six pack and turn on the TV >half the country's on fire again greatest country in the world, eh?

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Anon works for Meta | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: F30t6zkY Meta/Facebook reanimating the (...) 71 KB JPG 02/23/23(Thu)15:36:54 No.417337998 I'm a Meta insider working on Project Lazarus. We're building an Al that can take over a deceased persons social media accounts and continue making relevant posts as if that person is still alive. This includes age progressed photos, interacting with other peoples content and everything else needed so that person continues on in the digital realm after physical death. We were originally told this would be a service offered to people struggling with the loss of loved ones and people who had missing children. Seemed like a decent idea. Things are getting weird now and I'm having second thoughts about what this is actually going to be used for. The Al is extremely capable of impersonating people. It doesn't take as much initial input as one might think to train the Al how a certain person interacts with the digital world. It's very convincing. An entire island of people could go missing and with little to no downtime the Al could take over all of their social media and the world wouldn't have a clue that life wasn't just continuing as usual. A lot of the project is becoming more compartmentalized. Things have taken a dark turn it feels like. They've forbidden communication between people working on different things. Something isn't right and I don't know what I should do. I'm not going to post any personally identifiable information but I will try to answer questions that won't expose my role within the project.

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Maybe if anon washed every day it wouldn't smell like fish in the first place. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri)12:44:03 No.70149196 >bacteria is evolving to resist antibiotics 45 KB PNG >this is in part because we put antibacteria in everything >including soap >we're now being advised to stop using antibacterial products unless we absolutely need to >mfw I still use antibacterial soap because it's the only thing that gets the fish smell out of my c--- : Anonymous 09/09/22 (Fri)14:49:43 No.70150492 >>70149196 (OP) # this is why i only shower every 2 weeks

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anon lives in a simulation | /r/Greentext

default.jpg (28 KB, 336x188) google yandex iqdb wait saucenao ↓ WF? WE ARE IN A SIMULATION Anonymous 06/28/23(Wed)19:11:16 No.642274584 ✓ >>642274813 >>642275214 >>642276794 >>642278553 >>642278843 >>642280332 >>642281201 >>642283181 >>642286436 >>642287327 >>642287634 >live in a simulation >spend all our free time invested in lower level game simulations ironic is it not? Anonymous 06/28/23(Wed)19:12:42 No.642274693 >>642274921 simulate deez Anonymous 06/28/23(Wed)19:14:06 No.642274810 ✓ >>642274921 >>642275286 Literally touch grass counters your stupidity anon, what you experience of this world depends on you, unless circumstances is taking away opportunities from you. Anonymous 06/28/23(Wed)19:14:06 No.642274813 ✓ >>642274921 >>642282402 >>642287762 >>642274584 (OP) >yeah "god created" whatever thats cringe bro gods not real there was a big bang or something >ok yeah ANYWAY WE'RE IN A COMPUTER!!! LIKE THE ONE IN MY ROOM! OMG WE'RE IN A COMPUTER TOO ITS A SIMULATION OMG OMG OMG JUST LIKE MY HECCKIN MOVIES AND GAMES!!!!!! >PAPA ELON PROGRAM ME A VAGINA! YAAAS!

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Homecoming | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/28/23(Wed)17:49:41 No.73830794 [Reply] >mid 20's, home for week >software dev==1 hour of work a day >no friends other than my own brain >drugsAndAlc.java >spend week smackin jackin crackin lackin snackin etc etc etc through the day >throw all produced trash and byproducts in trashcan >binge friday night being a goon till the early hours >saturday morning (3pm) parents are cleaning >still gooned, pretend to sleep >knock knock knock on door >mom comes in w/ trash bag to empty trash >i pretend to sleep >she emptied trash >I crack an eye and witness the avalanche of blunt wraps, tissues, kratom bags, junk food, juul pods, and RC baggies... >they seemed real interested as to when I was leaving when i joined for dinner.... Been doing this since high school honestly, shocked they even let me come home at this point.

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Anon fails gay sex | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/28/23(Wed)23:09:53 No.73833929 >be me, robot, in this town because work >no friends and incel for way too long >decide that it need to stop ASAP >register in a dating app >get a girl match on me >skinny girl from a few miles away >decent face, no boobs, no ass >spot an adam's apple on the photos >decide to wait if anything better shows up >nothing >pretty sure it's a t----- >desperate need for at least a bit of human touch, sod it >chat a bit, seems nice, some interests in common, she's also very much alone >decide to meet each other >1st date, we go grab something to eat and discuss, alot >hug each other when goodbye time >felt a lot better after that >she contacts me again two days later, cause in the mood to have a nice evening >go to cinema, grab something to eat, discuss, hugs again >feel a lot better each time I see her, I now look like a normal human being >same program for next 2-3 dates >my general behaviour changed so much that normies start enjoying my presence around them >girl calls me because she's feeling super depressed and wants me to go to her place >if anything sexual happens at this point, it would be fair to repay her for all the good she did to me >ready for gay sex, fate accepted >go to her place for the first time, conforts her, chat >she feels better, we decide to watch a movie together >she starts caressing me during the crappy movie, I like it Anonymous 06/28/23 (Wed)23:10:38 No.73833937 >things are getting hotter, I'm feeling a bit unconformable because first gay time ever but still giving the change >at some point she takes my hand and puts it in her pants >ok, I'm gonna touch a t----- penis >start wandering inside her undies with my hand >nothing >just a silk smooth p---- >genuinely surprised and happy, breathe something along "oh yeah" >"do you like it anon ?" >"a lot" I reply >she's getting wet down there >at this point, fear left place to a huge erection on me >get super excited, tell her I want to see her naked >she complies and starts to undress me too >both naked now, damn she's pretty >decide to give her head >she gets 4 orgasms, then asks me to come inside her >finish with the best orgasm ever >both really loved that >we continue dating, I'm starting the gym, she's starts really taking care of herself >she's more beautiful every day All of this happened three years ago, we're talking about mariage and kids now. Pretty sure I'm a f-----, but still, she's the best thing that happened to me, I just regret the s----- start. T----- sex task failed successfully

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Anon Discovers Unemployment | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2 months till im at $0 No.901707629 >Worked full-time from age 14-23 >No time for friends >No energy for fun >Finally quit a few months 06/28/23(Wed)14:58:40 123 KB JPG ago >Blew through cash quick trying to regain lost time F--- >There is O chance of me going back to work after experiencing not working for a few months >Won't qualify for neetbux

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Anon learns importance of hearing protection | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 628 KB PNG 03/21/23(Tue)05:05:24 No.57565071 >Be me years ago >Shooting new Mosin >Rifle range has an overhead shelter that dramatically amplifies blast concussion >Guy comes over to my bench >Clearly >Thinks my Mosin is the coolest gun ever because "it was actually in the war" >"I bet that thing's loud!" noguns/newguns >Tell him yes, it is loud >"Go ahead and shoot, I've gotta hear how loud it is!" >Has no earpro >Tell him that's a really bad idea >"No no, it's ok" >Realize I'm not going to talk him out of it >Shoot at my target >Overhead shelter applies 3x multiplier to the blast >Guy half-heartedly laughs, is visibly dazed

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Anon dreams of Chad | /r/Greentext

allofthem.png 1.51 MB PNG W-- kind of s--- is this bros? >be me with gf who is way out of my league >she asks to open up our relationship >f---, she probably met some Chad >she goes out last night on a "date" >comes home and asks if I wanna see a photo of who she was with, tells me it was so hot, she wants me to join next time >curiosity gets the best of me, maybe this is a threesome opportunity >pic related... this is so much worse than Chad or even furries. I can't stop thinking about how many giant FUZZY pink PPs were in my gf and the noises they must make like EEEVF EEEVF. and the diseases they must carry. I can't even look at her anymore

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Virgin Seal VS Chad Orca | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/26/23(Mon) 20:20:18 No.4554775 1678736946137065-1.jpg 26 KB JPG >oh no no w-- seal bros what the f--- is that giant thing it's hunting us jesus christ someone help us What the F--- is wrong with O*ca

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: Anonymous Shut up shart shut 06/28/23 (Wed)23:23:46 No.73837725 52 KB JPG >back when I was 16 >parents shipped me to a wilderness camp >classic legal kidnapping at all >door flung open, flashlights in my eyes, tinnitus causing screaming >met a boy out there >he would sneak into my cabin or tent, whatever we were in at the time >we would cuddle and whisper to each other for hours every night until I fell asleep >every morning I would wake up without him, he snuck back out so gently it never woke me up >we would talk about everything >growing up, what we loved, what we hated >how our parents were so terrible to us >how much I loved him >we promised to meet each other once we were free again >we never revealed our secret during the day >we were scared if they knew they would separate us and punish us >after we went home it took me a few months to find a way to contact him >his mother answered >when he got home he grabbed a gun as fast as he could and blew his own head apart in front of the entire family >still hear his voice every time I try to sleep

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