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Anonymous 81 KB JPG >talk to her all day >be me >18 >khhv 10/03/24(Thu)01:39:38 No.79001595 >meet girl through mutual friend >she thinks im attractive for whatever reason >start talking to her >click with her very well >we start going out and we would always hold hands and she would lock arms with me >felt actually cared for >says she wont leave me >says ive treated her better than any other guy before >proceeds to leave me for my best friend >he leaves her because the entire time she was on break with her ex What in gods name makes women so evil Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)01:42:36 No.79001604 absolutely f------ brutal im not gay but if i was a woman id f--- you if that makes you feel better
Anonymous 81 KB JPG >talk to her all day >be me >18 >khhv 10/03/24(Thu)01:39:38 No.79001595 >meet girl through mutual friend >she thinks im attractive for whatever reason >start talking to her >click with her very well >we start going out and we would always hold hands and she would lock arms with me >felt actually cared for >says she wont leave me >says ive treated her better than any other guy before >proceeds to leave me for my best friend >he leaves her because the entire time she was on break with her ex What in gods name makes women so evil Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)01:42:36 No.79001604 absolutely f------ brutal im not gay but if i was a woman id f--- you if that makes you feel better

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Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri) 17:48:35 No.199917731 IMG_9238.gif 55 KB GIF >tell boss i'm getting married >he announces on the company wide email that nobody will get a bonus until i let him sleep with my soon to be wife >coworkers are bullying me and threatening to make my life hell if i don't let him duck her is the job market queasy in your country? Anonymous >>199917731 (OP) # 07/19/24(Fri)17:49:33 No. 199917768 This literally never happened
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri) 17:48:35 No.199917731 IMG_9238.gif 55 KB GIF >tell boss i'm getting married >he announces on the company wide email that nobody will get a bonus until i let him sleep with my soon to be wife >coworkers are bullying me and threatening to make my life hell if i don't let him duck her is the job market queasy in your country? Anonymous >>199917731 (OP) # 07/19/24(Fri)17:49:33 No. 199917768 This literally never happened

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Anon tuah facts | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)08:11:46 No.690718414 FZE8Rm5X0AAhtf7.jpg 23 KB JPG >Fact: in the early 2000s 98% of game dev employees were functional and competent. Now it's about 2%. >Fact: In the early 2000s, 97% of games were made for gamers. Now that numbers about 6%.
: Anonymous 10/03/24(Thu)08:11:46 No.690718414 FZE8Rm5X0AAhtf7.jpg 23 KB JPG >Fact: in the early 2000s 98% of game dev employees were functional and competent. Now it's about 2%. >Fact: In the early 2000s, 97% of games were made for gamers. Now that numbers about 6%.

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Body Dismorphius | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 6mYJR4wO ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/02/24(Wed) 20:36:01 No.483621793 IMG_9287.jpg 489 KB JPG > This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. >>483622025 #
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 6mYJR4wO ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/02/24(Wed) 20:36:01 No.483621793 IMG_9287.jpg 489 KB JPG > This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. >>483622025 #

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anon likes blowing the eardrums out of children by revving his engine | /r/Greentext

why not buy a motorcycle? Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)1 >cheap >easy to maintain >most of u want to die anyways so if you crash nbd >cheap on gas >fun >get bitches >> Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)18:39:01 No.78997619 >>78997609 (OP) I'm not interested in an extremely painful death
why not buy a motorcycle? Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)1 >cheap >easy to maintain >most of u want to die anyways so if you crash nbd >cheap on gas >fun >get bitches >> Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)18:39:01 No.78997619 >>78997609 (OP) I'm not interested in an extremely painful death

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Worst Keanu critique ever | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 15:06:22 No.203738987 100 4 ca-times.brightspotcdn.jpg 54 KB JPG >unforgivably poor acting even two decades after he started >successful throughout his entire career >beloved by men and women of all ages >his best role is in the matrix where him being wooden, stiff, and slightly confused-looking is in character i don't think there's anyone else that's coasted harder merely on good looks and vibes
Anonymous 09/21/24(Sat) 15:06:22 No.203738987 100 4 ca-times.brightspotcdn.jpg 54 KB JPG >unforgivably poor acting even two decades after he started >successful throughout his entire career >beloved by men and women of all ages >his best role is in the matrix where him being wooden, stiff, and slightly confused-looking is in character i don't think there's anyone else that's coasted harder merely on good looks and vibes

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Anon has some questions for George Lucas | /r/Greentext

File: Skull shape.png (1.24 MB, 1676x1928) George Lucas in what you were thinking? Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)13:41:12 No. 204070380 >stormie helmet cames from Phase 2 that cames from Phase 1 that cames from mandalorian helmet >stormie has weird shape because "space gas mask" and breath in space >mandalorian helmet has exactly the same functions but fits human (white) skull shape
File: Skull shape.png (1.24 MB, 1676x1928) George Lucas in what you were thinking? Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)13:41:12 No. 204070380 >stormie helmet cames from Phase 2 that cames from Phase 1 that cames from mandalorian helmet >stormie has weird shape because "space gas mask" and breath in space >mandalorian helmet has exactly the same functions but fits human (white) skull shape

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Anon just had sex | /r/Greentext

File: sunglasses pepe.png (96 KB, 618x618) Lads. Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)19:22:05 No.78995421 Guess who just had sex? Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)19:24:53 No.78995450 >>78995421 (OP) >Guess who just had sex? Fake. >Lads. Gay.
File: sunglasses pepe.png (96 KB, 618x618) Lads. Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)19:22:05 No.78995421 Guess who just had sex? Anonymous 10/02/24(Wed)19:24:53 No.78995450 >>78995421 (OP) >Guess who just had sex? Fake. >Lads. Gay.

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No Regrets | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon) 19:13:14 No.925262511 When I was a college freshman I broke up a couple because I wanted to f--- the girl >college had an anonymous confession board for students >I make a post about seeing the boyfriend with another girl >they argue and a week layer they're broken up >I'm in same class as girl >offer to help her with work >go to her accommodation >we work for about 5 minutes before she starts kissing me Don't regret it. She was hot. >>925262617 #
Anonymous 09/30/24(Mon) 19:13:14 No.925262511 When I was a college freshman I broke up a couple because I wanted to f--- the girl >college had an anonymous confession board for students >I make a post about seeing the boyfriend with another girl >they argue and a week layer they're broken up >I'm in same class as girl >offer to help her with work >go to her accommodation >we work for about 5 minutes before she starts kissing me Don't regret it. She was hot. >>925262617 #

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Anon plays vr chat | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)16:25:25 No.570870192 Megalon3.png 85 KB PNG >go to a club in vrchat >a huge t---- dragon girl and a cat girl are groping each other and kissing >a f------ dude runs over as this guy >screams 'I AM MEGALON' >crashes the map
Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)16:25:25 No.570870192 Megalon3.png 85 KB PNG >go to a club in vrchat >a huge t---- dragon girl and a cat girl are groping each other and kissing >a f------ dude runs over as this guy >screams 'I AM MEGALON' >crashes the map

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Anon can't appreciate a fine Gluteus Maximus | /r/Greentext

onymous erlame 2077 CYBERFUNK 1.08 MB JPG have fooled them 10/01/24(Tue)22:51:46 No.925302346 >dystopia with mega corps draining the life out of people >"f--- the system, we are cyberpunks! we make our own rules & get rich!" >where do the fixers get their jobs from? mega corps >poggers when cyberpunks realize that corrupt mega corps >"bro, the story is awesome. you have to try cp2077. have you seen Panam's ass?" By all good means, CP is better than your average COD story but nowhere close to the greatness of Witcher 3 or even Witcher 2 in terms of storytelling made by the very same developers. : Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)22:53:39 No.925302435 >>925302346 (OP) # Have you seen panams ass tho ?
onymous erlame 2077 CYBERFUNK 1.08 MB JPG have fooled them 10/01/24(Tue)22:51:46 No.925302346 >dystopia with mega corps draining the life out of people >"f--- the system, we are cyberpunks! we make our own rules & get rich!" >where do the fixers get their jobs from? mega corps >poggers when cyberpunks realize that corrupt mega corps >"bro, the story is awesome. you have to try cp2077. have you seen Panam's ass?" By all good means, CP is better than your average COD story but nowhere close to the greatness of Witcher 3 or even Witcher 2 in terms of storytelling made by the very same developers. : Anonymous 10/01/24(Tue)22:53:39 No.925302435 >>925302346 (OP) # Have you seen panams ass tho ?

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Draft Morning | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DHDyOt5H) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/02/24(Wed)07:56:54 No.483536335 248 KB JPG >Mfw I realise that I am of drafting age while reading news about escalating war between Lebanon and Israel. F---
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DHDyOt5H) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/02/24(Wed)07:56:54 No.483536335 248 KB JPG >Mfw I realise that I am of drafting age while reading news about escalating war between Lebanon and Israel. F---

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Anon didn't pay attention to his history lessons | /r/Greentext

: onymous tria 1.12 MB PNG 10/01/24(Tue)22:13:55 No.925300916 >called "realm of the east" >located in the centre of europe What did they mean by this?
: onymous tria 1.12 MB PNG 10/01/24(Tue)22:13:55 No.925300916 >called "realm of the east" >located in the centre of europe What did they mean by this?

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Answer me! | /r/Greentext

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From the People | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)18:57:23 No.16869080 IMG_2065.jpg 6 KB JPG >keep us out of war Gets us in war
: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)18:57:23 No.16869080 IMG_2065.jpg 6 KB JPG >keep us out of war Gets us in war

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Anon business | /r/Greentext

m KICK ME >one company buys another company >leftoids lose their s--- >say things like "this is how capitalism works" without articulating why it's a bad thing >call companies monopolies when there's far more than one company in their specific industries Why do leftists hate business so much?
m KICK ME >one company buys another company >leftoids lose their s--- >say things like "this is how capitalism works" without articulating why it's a bad thing >call companies monopolies when there's far more than one company in their specific industries Why do leftists hate business so much?

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Anon discovered women | /r/Greentext

Interesting As F--- C @interesting_all. Aug 20 A man was discovered to be unknowingly missing 90% of his brain, yet he was living a normal life 42 2274 1.5K ill 74K >ask out girl 8 times >keeps ignoring or rejecting >say "ok fine" and stop giving her any attention or talking to her >suddenly she's very interested and wants to sleep with me Has this happened to anyone else? Literally w-- is wrong with women.
Interesting As F--- C @interesting_all. Aug 20 A man was discovered to be unknowingly missing 90% of his brain, yet he was living a normal life 42 2274 1.5K ill 74K >ask out girl 8 times >keeps ignoring or rejecting >say "ok fine" and stop giving her any attention or talking to her >suddenly she's very interested and wants to sleep with me Has this happened to anyone else? Literally w-- is wrong with women.

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Anon threads disappear | /r/Greentext

>Mossad HQ in Tel Aviv gets hit >BBC threads disappear
>Mossad HQ in Tel Aviv gets hit >BBC threads disappear

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Happy birthday James! | /r/Greentext

← /pol/483488479/ /pol/483488479 Anonymous HaX0kx91 1 hour ago Jimmy Carter at a military flyover for his 100th birthday CAS NEWS EXCLUSIVE Jimmy Carter is 100 48 REPLIES C : 483488479 Anonymous VOamcEE3 1 hour ago 483488670 12 REPLIES Anonymous XRNNS81H 1 hour ago 483488787 Anon, I... + Anonymous zo123Az/ 1 hour ago I see they've buried him above ground 1 REPLY Anonymous rzoj DboJ 1 hour ago >>483488479 (OP) 483488874 483488982 that n----- started beating him once they took him back into
← /pol/483488479/ /pol/483488479 Anonymous HaX0kx91 1 hour ago Jimmy Carter at a military flyover for his 100th birthday CAS NEWS EXCLUSIVE Jimmy Carter is 100 48 REPLIES C : 483488479 Anonymous VOamcEE3 1 hour ago 483488670 12 REPLIES Anonymous XRNNS81H 1 hour ago 483488787 Anon, I... + Anonymous zo123Az/ 1 hour ago I see they've buried him above ground 1 REPLY Anonymous rzoj DboJ 1 hour ago >>483488479 (OP) 483488874 483488982 that n----- started beating him once they took him back into

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Anon has reached rock bottom | /r/Greentext

pnymous 8 KB JPG remember 10/01/24(Tue)22:29:10 No.78989360 >Im about to turn 30 >I was never happy >I never made my dreams come true >I never had a girlfriend >I never loved anyone >I never had friends, I never traveled with friends, I have no memories to >Im lonely, rejected, ugly, fat, disgusting body, hated by women, nerd, f--, horrible clothes, I live alone with a dog, broken car, addicted to p--- and games, I've never exercised in my life, addicted to food, no experience in life, always alone, undisciplined, weak, just a pathetic life of pain and despair >the only good thing is that I'm an engineer (but I hate my job) and I earn 5k a month, but I don't use it for anything other than food and buying useless things since I don't have a life Help me get out of imminent suicide, what would in my situation? Please help me, anons you do
pnymous 8 KB JPG remember 10/01/24(Tue)22:29:10 No.78989360 >Im about to turn 30 >I was never happy >I never made my dreams come true >I never had a girlfriend >I never loved anyone >I never had friends, I never traveled with friends, I have no memories to >Im lonely, rejected, ugly, fat, disgusting body, hated by women, nerd, f--, horrible clothes, I live alone with a dog, broken car, addicted to p--- and games, I've never exercised in my life, addicted to food, no experience in life, always alone, undisciplined, weak, just a pathetic life of pain and despair >the only good thing is that I'm an engineer (but I hate my job) and I earn 5k a month, but I don't use it for anything other than food and buying useless things since I don't have a life Help me get out of imminent suicide, what would in my situation? Please help me, anons you do

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