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GameStop Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)19:57:07 No.655777675 >>655785982 >>655785983 >>655787468 >>655790065 What is GAMESTOP like now? I haven't been there since I assaulted an employee years ago. Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)19:57:46 No.655777719 Still full of employees woth assaulting. Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)20:00:22 No.655777979 >>655777675 (OP) The employees are still worth assaulting for carrying out company policies which are anti-consumer, but they are now clearly suicidal. Retail + knowing physical sales are numbered. Will GameStop be stupid enough to actually increase prices? It's a probability. Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)20:02:15 No.655778150 File: 158281025.jpg (40 KB, 564x444) >>655777675 (OP) i wanna see a video of these two retards brawling in gamestop Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)20:04:49 No.655778416 File: 1682023073364648.png (42 KB, 600x600) >ask for new copy of (game) >cashier pulls out empty case covered in stickers >digs out a smudged disc from under the counter >asks if I want a protection plan >>655777979 >>655778150 >>655778791 >>655779029 >>655780964 >>655781426 >>655781685 >>655781708 >>655782080 >>655785426 >>655785934 >say I'd like a NEW copy >"we have to do this to prevent theft" >go across the street to Walmart >>655778672 >>655781264 >>655781347 >>655784478 >>655791429 >>655791590 >purchase actual new copy with minimal hassel >never go back to Gaystop's Funko Emporium >>655783642
GameStop Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)19:57:07 No.655777675 >>655785982 >>655785983 >>655787468 >>655790065 What is GAMESTOP like now? I haven't been there since I assaulted an employee years ago. Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)19:57:46 No.655777719 Still full of employees woth assaulting. Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)20:00:22 No.655777979 >>655777675 (OP) The employees are still worth assaulting for carrying out company policies which are anti-consumer, but they are now clearly suicidal. Retail + knowing physical sales are numbered. Will GameStop be stupid enough to actually increase prices? It's a probability. Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)20:02:15 No.655778150 File: 158281025.jpg (40 KB, 564x444) >>655777675 (OP) i wanna see a video of these two retards brawling in gamestop Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)20:04:49 No.655778416 File: 1682023073364648.png (42 KB, 600x600) >ask for new copy of (game) >cashier pulls out empty case covered in stickers >digs out a smudged disc from under the counter >asks if I want a protection plan >>655777979 >>655778150 >>655778791 >>655779029 >>655780964 >>655781426 >>655781685 >>655781708 >>655782080 >>655785426 >>655785934 >say I'd like a NEW copy >"we have to do this to prevent theft" >go across the street to Walmart >>655778672 >>655781264 >>655781347 >>655784478 >>655791429 >>655791590 >purchase actual new copy with minimal hassel >never go back to Gaystop's Funko Emporium >>655783642

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: Anonymous 107 KB JPG 10/30/23(Mon)08:01:04 No.908509873 >be me >love my dog, he's the best >a few weeks ago I notice that when I was really close to his face while talking to him he'd kinda lick the air like he was trying to lick my face from afar >cutest thing ever >since then I've been constantly blowing air towards him just to see him lick the air >today, on a whim I decide to look this up wondering if other dogs do this or if he just loves me extra >find out that when I blow air on his face, it dries out his nose which is very uncomfortable and so he licks his nose, not the air, to get it wet again >I've basically been torturing my dog for weeks >feel terrible >while wallowing in guilt, I feel a lick on my foot and my dog's right there wagging his tail as usual while looking at me >pretty sure all is forgiven >like I said, he's the best
: Anonymous 107 KB JPG 10/30/23(Mon)08:01:04 No.908509873 >be me >love my dog, he's the best >a few weeks ago I notice that when I was really close to his face while talking to him he'd kinda lick the air like he was trying to lick my face from afar >cutest thing ever >since then I've been constantly blowing air towards him just to see him lick the air >today, on a whim I decide to look this up wondering if other dogs do this or if he just loves me extra >find out that when I blow air on his face, it dries out his nose which is very uncomfortable and so he licks his nose, not the air, to get it wet again >I've basically been torturing my dog for weeks >feel terrible >while wallowing in guilt, I feel a lick on my foot and my dog's right there wagging his tail as usual while looking at me >pretty sure all is forgiven >like I said, he's the best

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Anon plays Diablo 4 | /r/Greentext

File: 1698622149964146.jpg (25 KB, 512x468) $67.49 cad + tax to purchase >uninstalled before trial is up Anonymous (ID: AggrV/g0 10/30/23 (Mon)12:36:34 No.446868184 >>446870716 >>446870818 >>446870562 >Diablo 4 free trial is available >install it >use bleeding ability on a skeleton >skeleton bleeds to death >mfw the game costs Disappointing. Diablo 4 is a solid 4/10. Also apparently Diablo isn't even in the game?
File: 1698622149964146.jpg (25 KB, 512x468) $67.49 cad + tax to purchase >uninstalled before trial is up Anonymous (ID: AggrV/g0 10/30/23 (Mon)12:36:34 No.446868184 >>446870716 >>446870818 >>446870562 >Diablo 4 free trial is available >install it >use bleeding ability on a skeleton >skeleton bleeds to death >mfw the game costs Disappointing. Diablo 4 is a solid 4/10. Also apparently Diablo isn't even in the game?

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It exists, just not for you | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Cyrogenic freezing 1625 45 KB JPG 10/29/23(Sun)16:37:27 No.191505564 >the idea of cyrogenically freezing someone has been done in movies for decades >yets nobodys ever been frozen from the 50s and unfrozen in our modern age
: Anonymous Cyrogenic freezing 1625 45 KB JPG 10/29/23(Sun)16:37:27 No.191505564 >the idea of cyrogenically freezing someone has been done in movies for decades >yets nobodys ever been frozen from the 50s and unfrozen in our modern age

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Anon has an abusive parent | /r/Greentext

File: 8018D4E033D21D86EFFFB2A69(...).jpg (32 KB, 512x512) I'm done. Anonymous 10/30/23 (Mon)13:04:12 No.75240647 >be me >brought into the world by a single mother who decided to sleep around when she was 16 >get called too "feminine" all my life from my mother >get constantly mentally and physically abused as a young child because she decided to take her anger out on me >get brainwashed by her and gain toxic masculinity from a woman trying to her best to tell me what "masculine traits" a man is supposed to have >Unsurprisingly, none of the relationships I've gotten into ever worked out because of this >finally 18 and emotionally drained and extremely depressed from my mother at this point, tell her I'm moving out >I come back home from work and decide to head to my mother's house to get the rest of my s--- >find her sobbing while she destroys my electronics and my clothing >fast forward to now. 23, living in a s----- studio apartment, living paycheck to paycheck, no friends or family to contact, and I have accepted that I simply do not have a successful future.
File: 8018D4E033D21D86EFFFB2A69(...).jpg (32 KB, 512x512) I'm done. Anonymous 10/30/23 (Mon)13:04:12 No.75240647 >be me >brought into the world by a single mother who decided to sleep around when she was 16 >get called too "feminine" all my life from my mother >get constantly mentally and physically abused as a young child because she decided to take her anger out on me >get brainwashed by her and gain toxic masculinity from a woman trying to her best to tell me what "masculine traits" a man is supposed to have >Unsurprisingly, none of the relationships I've gotten into ever worked out because of this >finally 18 and emotionally drained and extremely depressed from my mother at this point, tell her I'm moving out >I come back home from work and decide to head to my mother's house to get the rest of my s--- >find her sobbing while she destroys my electronics and my clothing >fast forward to now. 23, living in a s----- studio apartment, living paycheck to paycheck, no friends or family to contact, and I have accepted that I simply do not have a successful future.

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Anon has it rough | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 37 KB JPG does this happen in your country? : Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)19:14:45 No.189289410 >that friend who killed himself by jumping off a cliff >that friend who hanged himself >that friend who walked into the woods and killed himself by OD'ing >that friend who died in a car accident >that friend who got stabbed at the pub and died 51 KB PNG 10/29/23(Sun)19:15:13 No.189289427 >>189289410 (OP) #
: Anonymous 37 KB JPG does this happen in your country? : Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)19:14:45 No.189289410 >that friend who killed himself by jumping off a cliff >that friend who hanged himself >that friend who walked into the woods and killed himself by OD'ing >that friend who died in a car accident >that friend who got stabbed at the pub and died 51 KB PNG 10/29/23(Sun)19:15:13 No.189289427 >>189289410 (OP) #

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Anon plays Peacehammer 40k. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/31/14 (Fri) 13:37:36 No.23278 >>23289 >>23205>>23318 >>23384 >>23551 File (hide): 1414759056814.jpg (17.51 KB, 308x297, 28:27, 1413122427805.jpg) >>23081 (OP) >2018 >playing new favorite GW game Peacehammer 40,000 >lore retconned >Eldar history rewritten >their race died off because they did not "embrace diversity" >new Chaos gods created: Whitey, Maleness, Cishet, and their leader the Patriarch >the Empress leads humanity against the forces of Chaos >Her elite warriors are transexual Samoan otherkin Space Marines armored in titanium shells with the words "I DRINK MALE TEARS" in Latin inscribed on them >they have an armor save of 3+ but are vulnerable to a long list of triggers that require them to stop fighting and retreat to the special Hugbox unit, which replaces the Landraider >roll up into my local GW store >field Chaos army every single time >add business attire and other patriarchal ornamentation to my miniatures >consistently refuse to check privilege >shuts down all enemy squads as the Hugbox carrying capacity is exceeded >opponents are too triggered by the triggering to play >win every game >hold door for opponents as they leave, lording my patriarchal Chaos-laden oppression over them >tell them after they walk out, "It was my privilege." >mfw
Anonymous 10/31/14 (Fri) 13:37:36 No.23278 >>23289 >>23205>>23318 >>23384 >>23551 File (hide): 1414759056814.jpg (17.51 KB, 308x297, 28:27, 1413122427805.jpg) >>23081 (OP) >2018 >playing new favorite GW game Peacehammer 40,000 >lore retconned >Eldar history rewritten >their race died off because they did not "embrace diversity" >new Chaos gods created: Whitey, Maleness, Cishet, and their leader the Patriarch >the Empress leads humanity against the forces of Chaos >Her elite warriors are transexual Samoan otherkin Space Marines armored in titanium shells with the words "I DRINK MALE TEARS" in Latin inscribed on them >they have an armor save of 3+ but are vulnerable to a long list of triggers that require them to stop fighting and retreat to the special Hugbox unit, which replaces the Landraider >roll up into my local GW store >field Chaos army every single time >add business attire and other patriarchal ornamentation to my miniatures >consistently refuse to check privilege >shuts down all enemy squads as the Hugbox carrying capacity is exceeded >opponents are too triggered by the triggering to play >win every game >hold door for opponents as they leave, lording my patriarchal Chaos-laden oppression over them >tell them after they walk out, "It was my privilege." >mfw

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anon is british | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)22:25:07 No.908493185 [Reply] >>908493578 >my face when americans call chips "french fries" >my face when americans call crisps "chips" >my face when americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars" >my face when americans call motorized rollinghams "cars" >my face when americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks" >my face when americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC" >my face when americans call meat water "gravy" >my face when americans call electro-rope "power cables" >my face when americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "burger" >my face when americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens" >my face when americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs" >my face when americans call breaddystack a "sandwich" >my face when americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards" >my face when americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly" >my face when americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator" >my face when americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater" >my face when americans call a rickedy-pop a "gear shift" >my face when americans call a choco chip bucky wicky as a "cookie" >my face when americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver" >my face when americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun" >my face when americans call ceiling-bright a "Lightbulb" >my face when americans call blimpy bounce bounce a "ball" >my face when americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake" >my face when americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"
Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)22:25:07 No.908493185 [Reply] >>908493578 >my face when americans call chips "french fries" >my face when americans call crisps "chips" >my face when americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars" >my face when americans call motorized rollinghams "cars" >my face when americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks" >my face when americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC" >my face when americans call meat water "gravy" >my face when americans call electro-rope "power cables" >my face when americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "burger" >my face when americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens" >my face when americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs" >my face when americans call breaddystack a "sandwich" >my face when americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards" >my face when americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly" >my face when americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator" >my face when americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater" >my face when americans call a rickedy-pop a "gear shift" >my face when americans call a choco chip bucky wicky as a "cookie" >my face when americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver" >my face when americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun" >my face when americans call ceiling-bright a "Lightbulb" >my face when americans call blimpy bounce bounce a "ball" >my face when americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake" >my face when americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"

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Anon doesn't get the hint | /r/Greentext

this happened a few years ago >have a crush on girl >manage to get her over to my house to watch a movie >we're both on the couch watching it 40 KB JPG >she grabs my arm and wraps it around her so we're cuddled together and she starts leaning into me more >just stay like that for a while, feels good >at some point she gets up and goes to the bathroom >when she comes back to the bathroom i look up and see she doesn't have a shirt or bra on >her t------ are just... right there and she's looking right at me >brain completely freezes and i'm totally confused >i give her a f------ thumbs up and say nice t--- then go back to watching the movie >she stands there for a few seconds then goes back to the bathroom and puts her bra and shirt back on and watches the rest of the movie like nothing happened
this happened a few years ago >have a crush on girl >manage to get her over to my house to watch a movie >we're both on the couch watching it 40 KB JPG >she grabs my arm and wraps it around her so we're cuddled together and she starts leaning into me more >just stay like that for a while, feels good >at some point she gets up and goes to the bathroom >when she comes back to the bathroom i look up and see she doesn't have a shirt or bra on >her t------ are just... right there and she's looking right at me >brain completely freezes and i'm totally confused >i give her a f------ thumbs up and say nice t--- then go back to watching the movie >she stands there for a few seconds then goes back to the bathroom and puts her bra and shirt back on and watches the rest of the movie like nothing happened

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Anon took a course on race relations. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Nilla wafers 44 KB JPG : Anonymous amazin : Anonymous ok C:47 No.794819925 >implying white people never had their own N word No.794820220 )20:16:43 No.794820286
Anonymous Nilla wafers 44 KB JPG : Anonymous amazin : Anonymous ok C:47 No.794819925 >implying white people never had their own N word No.794820220 )20:16:43 No.794820286

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Anon applies for a job at Best Buy | /r/Greentext

File: wagie.jpg (39 KB, 699x439) Job Search Stories Anonymous 10/30/23 (Mon)04:41:56 No.75237372 >>75237493 >>75238231 >>75238470 >>75238484 >apply for job in best buy warehouse >have to do "one way video interview" where I get asked questions and have to answer them in a prerecorded video >has me say f------ "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams" out loud so the Al botnet can analyze and b------- my voice data >complete the humiliation ritual >first question: "Why are you excited about working at best buy?" >I'm not >Say in fake happy voice "I am excited about working at best buy because..." >>75238284 >Start to feel f------ retarded >Say "I can't do this s---" and finish the recording THE JOB SEARCH CONTINUES Anonymous 10/30/23(Mon) 04:53:38 No.75237493 >>75237507 >>75237372 (OP) # The automatic system worked. It is purposefully designed to humiliate you in order to weed out the people who are not willing to subject themselves to that kind of degradation. They do not want people with pride or self-worth. They want people who will eat s--- everyday with a smile on their face.
File: wagie.jpg (39 KB, 699x439) Job Search Stories Anonymous 10/30/23 (Mon)04:41:56 No.75237372 >>75237493 >>75238231 >>75238470 >>75238484 >apply for job in best buy warehouse >have to do "one way video interview" where I get asked questions and have to answer them in a prerecorded video >has me say f------ "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams" out loud so the Al botnet can analyze and b------- my voice data >complete the humiliation ritual >first question: "Why are you excited about working at best buy?" >I'm not >Say in fake happy voice "I am excited about working at best buy because..." >>75238284 >Start to feel f------ retarded >Say "I can't do this s---" and finish the recording THE JOB SEARCH CONTINUES Anonymous 10/30/23(Mon) 04:53:38 No.75237493 >>75237507 >>75237372 (OP) # The automatic system worked. It is purposefully designed to humiliate you in order to weed out the people who are not willing to subject themselves to that kind of degradation. They do not want people with pride or self-worth. They want people who will eat s--- everyday with a smile on their face.

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Unironically, is he stupid? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/30/23(Mon)02:07:36 No.655745143 1686697080783442.png 2.22 MB PNG TOROMONT >"I don't kill people." >breaks every bone in a guy's arm then tosses him off a building >refuses to properly deal with a psychotic clown, which leads to dozens of people dying every few weeks
: Anonymous 10/30/23(Mon)02:07:36 No.655745143 1686697080783442.png 2.22 MB PNG TOROMONT >"I don't kill people." >breaks every bone in a guy's arm then tosses him off a building >refuses to properly deal with a psychotic clown, which leads to dozens of people dying every few weeks

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Anon reaches "peak autism" | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 60 KB JPG 10/29/23(Sun)16:58:00 No.15799143 Anonymous >have zero small talking skills >have no friends >only social life is at a buddhist temple >meet old wealthy couple at a yearly festival >teach them about buddhism thanks to my autism >they secure a job for me This is it, I've reached peak autism. 1 Reply View Thread 10/29/23(Sun)17:37:43 No. 15799309 >teach them about buddhism >they give you a job what
: Anonymous 60 KB JPG 10/29/23(Sun)16:58:00 No.15799143 Anonymous >have zero small talking skills >have no friends >only social life is at a buddhist temple >meet old wealthy couple at a yearly festival >teach them about buddhism thanks to my autism >they secure a job for me This is it, I've reached peak autism. 1 Reply View Thread 10/29/23(Sun)17:37:43 No. 15799309 >teach them about buddhism >they give you a job what

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Anon doesn't like double standards | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)23:19:52 No.325997892 ► >>32601 File: 1453421252682.jpg (25 KB, 500x363) >go on twitter >see twitter lesbians gush about women >"i gotta to kiss a woman rn" >❞i need to suck mad t------" >remember the time I got death threats because i called my own girlfriend hot >mfw
Anonymous 01/31/16(Sun)23:19:52 No.325997892 ► >>32601 File: 1453421252682.jpg (25 KB, 500x363) >go on twitter >see twitter lesbians gush about women >"i gotta to kiss a woman rn" >❞i need to suck mad t------" >remember the time I got death threats because i called my own girlfriend hot >mfw

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Don't forget | /r/Greentext

Start a New Thread View Announcement BORN EUSA DON'T FORGET YOUR DUTY! SERVICE TIVE Return Archive [Advertise on 4chan] THE NATION MAY NEED YOU TO SAVE IT SSS Show OP Comment: On SYSTEM Bottom Refresh Sort By: Bump order Image Size: Small Filters Search
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Anon dodges the draft by acting like a typical 4chan user | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: yqRr+NtH 10/29/23(Sun)20:03:46 No.446826939 >>446821169 (OP) # I've been intentionally tanking my physical and mental health lately in order to avoid the draft. >Haven't taken my asthma medication since shortly after the invasion >Haven't gone to therapy in quite a while either >Been eating like s---, mostly ramen noodles, buttered pasta, Mac & cheese, and Oreos >Haven't been exercising >Spend most of my time sitting alone in a dark room I've considered intentionally giving myself a heart attack or stroke to really make sure, but I'm afraid I might accidentally kill myself
: Anonymous (ID: yqRr+NtH 10/29/23(Sun)20:03:46 No.446826939 >>446821169 (OP) # I've been intentionally tanking my physical and mental health lately in order to avoid the draft. >Haven't taken my asthma medication since shortly after the invasion >Haven't gone to therapy in quite a while either >Been eating like s---, mostly ramen noodles, buttered pasta, Mac & cheese, and Oreos >Haven't been exercising >Spend most of my time sitting alone in a dark room I've considered intentionally giving myself a heart attack or stroke to really make sure, but I'm afraid I might accidentally kill myself

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Anon lives in the big city | /r/Greentext

07/23/20(Thu)23:32:56 No.127376602 >DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it's got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade-listen here, right, it's a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!!! it's also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we're both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. I'm f----- JACKED man, I'm gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!! Anonymous 123 KB JPG
07/23/20(Thu)23:32:56 No.127376602 >DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it's got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade-listen here, right, it's a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!!! it's also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we're both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. I'm f----- JACKED man, I'm gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!! Anonymous 123 KB JPG

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Girlfriend music discovery on man’s favorite game | /r/Greentext

>be me 22 year old college student >have gf >gfs family member just died and for some reason has incredibly horny streak 633 KB GIF >she has be f------ me endlessly for days >don't think i have to worry about anything she has irregular menstrual cycle so i assume shes less infertile, pull out method all the way >one day im gaming, pulls me aside in lingere >herewegoagain.mp3 >says she wants to do it to some music she found >wait w-- is that the f------ pizza tower soundtrack? >it is. >Its the f------ noise's theme. >proceeds to f--- me into oblivion >not even kidding the best sex of all time in my life literally melting down there and can feel it up my spine >she is f------ me to the rhythm? >imboutablow.mp4 >literally buckets the most ever in my life I didn't last 5 minutes >FFD 1-2 months later >gf has stopped horny streak ever since that night for some reason. >gf has gotten really sick the past couple days >go to hospital and find out shes pregnant. >Mfw well guys my son/daughter was conceived from f------ pizza tower music, and my life is about to take a drastic change. Do not do your wife/gf to video game soundtracks.
>be me 22 year old college student >have gf >gfs family member just died and for some reason has incredibly horny streak 633 KB GIF >she has be f------ me endlessly for days >don't think i have to worry about anything she has irregular menstrual cycle so i assume shes less infertile, pull out method all the way >one day im gaming, pulls me aside in lingere >herewegoagain.mp3 >says she wants to do it to some music she found >wait w-- is that the f------ pizza tower soundtrack? >it is. >Its the f------ noise's theme. >proceeds to f--- me into oblivion >not even kidding the best sex of all time in my life literally melting down there and can feel it up my spine >she is f------ me to the rhythm? >imboutablow.mp4 >literally buckets the most ever in my life I didn't last 5 minutes >FFD 1-2 months later >gf has stopped horny streak ever since that night for some reason. >gf has gotten really sick the past couple days >go to hospital and find out shes pregnant. >Mfw well guys my son/daughter was conceived from f------ pizza tower music, and my life is about to take a drastic change. Do not do your wife/gf to video game soundtracks.

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Anon loses the love of his life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 45 KB JPG 10/29/23(Sun)17:11:34 No.75234326 >Be me 6 years go >Browsing sketchy anonymous app >Some girl posts about wanting to lose her virginity before she kills herself >Message her because I wanted to get laid, didn't think she was serious >We talk for a couple weeks >She showed me what she looked like and she wasn't bad looking >End up meeting up >She was way cuter in person >Kinda tomboyish, visibly socially awkward >We hang out for a bit and end up f------ >She was actually nice to be around and I liked her >Tried to contact her again >She never responded I think about her almost every night. I never got her real name so I couldn't find an obituary. Don't know if she just ghosted me or if she actually killed herself
: Anonymous 45 KB JPG 10/29/23(Sun)17:11:34 No.75234326 >Be me 6 years go >Browsing sketchy anonymous app >Some girl posts about wanting to lose her virginity before she kills herself >Message her because I wanted to get laid, didn't think she was serious >We talk for a couple weeks >She showed me what she looked like and she wasn't bad looking >End up meeting up >She was way cuter in person >Kinda tomboyish, visibly socially awkward >We hang out for a bit and end up f------ >She was actually nice to be around and I liked her >Tried to contact her again >She never responded I think about her almost every night. I never got her real name so I couldn't find an obituary. Don't know if she just ghosted me or if she actually killed herself

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Femanon gets the ick. | /r/Greentext

File: 1616844035258.jpg (74 KB, 429x429) 98 Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)12:31:35 No.75229370 >get the ick from someone >decide i don't want to be friends anymore >actively avoid them >leave when they arrive >they still can't take the hint >outright unfriend them >they still can't take the hint >and now they're gossipping about me spreading rumors i hate people so much take the I you disgusting freaks this behaviour literally proves i was rught to get the ick
File: 1616844035258.jpg (74 KB, 429x429) 98 Anonymous 10/29/23(Sun)12:31:35 No.75229370 >get the ick from someone >decide i don't want to be friends anymore >actively avoid them >leave when they arrive >they still can't take the hint >outright unfriend them >they still can't take the hint >and now they're gossipping about me spreading rumors i hate people so much take the I you disgusting freaks this behaviour literally proves i was rught to get the ick

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