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: Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat) 17:00:11 No.18115230 as shrimple as that 1656633696158.png 261 KB PNG What does it mean when a customer asks for there eggs stakened? I just started serving tables. and when they ask for stakened eggs I go back and tell the chefs so they don't realize I don't know what that is. When the chefs put the plate up they just look like normal eggs but I don't want to raise suspicion so I just take it to the customer, but then they will say like 'i didn't want scrambled eggs I wanted over hard Google turns up nothing?? Please help I don't want to lose this job
: Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat) 17:00:11 No.18115230 as shrimple as that 1656633696158.png 261 KB PNG What does it mean when a customer asks for there eggs stakened? I just started serving tables. and when they ask for stakened eggs I go back and tell the chefs so they don't realize I don't know what that is. When the chefs put the plate up they just look like normal eggs but I don't want to raise suspicion so I just take it to the customer, but then they will say like 'i didn't want scrambled eggs I wanted over hard Google turns up nothing?? Please help I don't want to lose this job

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anon mocks reddit plebs | /r/Greentext

File: faggotreddit.png (11 KB, 400x400) rebbit in a nutshell Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat)12:12:52 No.882142160 >you have achieved 100 Thousand reddit karma >here is your complimentary fedora >complimentary diabetes >complimentary acne >complimentary obeseity >complimentary no bitches >complimentary gay p--- >please get to one million reddit karma to get your free reward of anti-touch grass plaque >thank you for f-- posting
File: faggotreddit.png (11 KB, 400x400) rebbit in a nutshell Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat)12:12:52 No.882142160 >you have achieved 100 Thousand reddit karma >here is your complimentary fedora >complimentary diabetes >complimentary acne >complimentary obeseity >complimentary no bitches >complimentary gay p--- >please get to one million reddit karma to get your free reward of anti-touch grass plaque >thank you for f-- posting

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Germanon tells a joke | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)01:54:08 No.149805166 A cop pulls over a car with two Bulgarians. The cop makes his way up to the window and says, "We're looking for two child molesters." 102 KB JPG The Bulgarians look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop. "We'll do it." >>149810182 # >>149812455 #
: Anonymous 08/09/21(Mon)01:54:08 No.149805166 A cop pulls over a car with two Bulgarians. The cop makes his way up to the window and says, "We're looking for two child molesters." 102 KB JPG The Bulgarians look at each other for a moment and turn back to the cop. "We'll do it." >>149810182 # >>149812455 #

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Anon hates kids | /r/Greentext

58 KB JPG >leave >be me >at vending machines wanting to get something >whatdoiget >theres a kid behind me >hear him say he wants a twix >i see that there are 4 twix left >i buy all 4 twix for myself
58 KB JPG >leave >be me >at vending machines wanting to get something >whatdoiget >theres a kid behind me >hear him say he wants a twix >i see that there are 4 twix left >i buy all 4 twix for myself

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Anon's prophecy foretold | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 07/12/22(Tue)07:26:49 No.4235963 >Chillin' >Little frog hops onto chair next to me >Cocks his head >Jumps on me What did he mean by this 07/12/22(Tue)07:28:26 No.4235965 : Anonymous >>4235963 (OP) # You have seven days left to live. Ribbit.
: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 07/12/22(Tue)07:26:49 No.4235963 >Chillin' >Little frog hops onto chair next to me >Cocks his head >Jumps on me What did he mean by this 07/12/22(Tue)07:28:26 No.4235965 : Anonymous >>4235963 (OP) # You have seven days left to live. Ribbit.

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Anon hates dinning establishments | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 02/02/21 (Tue)19:48:24 No.15514415 "Can I have the fruit pancakes please?" >"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes". "Th-the fresh fruit pancakes." >"Huh..." "Th-this one..." [points to menu] >"Say it." "What?" >"Say. It." "I'd like a... r-....rooty t-tooty...." >"Say it like you mean it." [starting to cry] "I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-....f- fresh n... n fruity...." Why do dining establishments like to humiliate their customers like this?
: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 02/02/21 (Tue)19:48:24 No.15514415 "Can I have the fruit pancakes please?" >"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes". "Th-the fresh fruit pancakes." >"Huh..." "Th-this one..." [points to menu] >"Say it." "What?" >"Say. It." "I'd like a... r-....rooty t-tooty...." >"Say it like you mean it." [starting to cry] "I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-....f- fresh n... n fruity...." Why do dining establishments like to humiliate their customers like this?

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If(cringe)=post | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Java Sun Microsystems 15 KB PNG : Anonymous } 12/30/15(Wed)13:20:20 No.52136895 Let's write a Java program, one line per post. public class 4chan { 12/30/15(Wed)13:22:04 No.52136914 >>52137050 # >>52137154 # >>52137176 # >>52137440 # >>52139445 # >>52139611 # >>52139839 # >>52139845 #
: Anonymous Java Sun Microsystems 15 KB PNG : Anonymous } 12/30/15(Wed)13:20:20 No.52136895 Let's write a Java program, one line per post. public class 4chan { 12/30/15(Wed)13:22:04 No.52136914 >>52137050 # >>52137154 # >>52137176 # >>52137440 # >>52139445 # >>52139611 # >>52139839 # >>52139845 #

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Contingency plan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 44 KB PNG 07/16/22(Sat)04:08:25 No.69430745 >be me >talking to friend that I have known since preschool >tell him that I have a crush on him and have had one for a couple of years >he replies "when desperate times roll around" why? why even live? : Anonymous >>69430745 (OP) # if woman = true: print('t--- or gtfo') else : print('OP is a f-----') 07/16/22(Sat)05:48:49 No.69431279
: Anonymous 44 KB PNG 07/16/22(Sat)04:08:25 No.69430745 >be me >talking to friend that I have known since preschool >tell him that I have a crush on him and have had one for a couple of years >he replies "when desperate times roll around" why? why even live? : Anonymous >>69430745 (OP) # if woman = true: print('t--- or gtfo') else : print('OP is a f-----') 07/16/22(Sat)05:48:49 No.69431279

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anon loves movies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/15/22(Fri)15:42:13 No.69425827 >>69425580 >work at Italian restaurant >qt black girl starts >super cool, friendly to me but I don't think anything of it >one day she's talking about Neverending Story, I say I've never seen it >offers to bring it over and we can watch it together >clueless.jpeg >really enjoying the movie and glad I made a new friend >then it happened >she gets right up next to me, kisses my neck >realize what her true intentions are >think ok we can make out a little I guess >would like to get to know her be- >she's on my lap >unzips d--- >happens so fast I can't get a word in >she rides me to completion >take her home, she looks pleased >I'm in shock, trying to process what just happened >didn't even finish the movie
: Anonymous 07/15/22(Fri)15:42:13 No.69425827 >>69425580 >work at Italian restaurant >qt black girl starts >super cool, friendly to me but I don't think anything of it >one day she's talking about Neverending Story, I say I've never seen it >offers to bring it over and we can watch it together >clueless.jpeg >really enjoying the movie and glad I made a new friend >then it happened >she gets right up next to me, kisses my neck >realize what her true intentions are >think ok we can make out a little I guess >would like to get to know her be- >she's on my lap >unzips d--- >happens so fast I can't get a word in >she rides me to completion >take her home, she looks pleased >I'm in shock, trying to process what just happened >didn't even finish the movie

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"True love stories never have endings." | /r/Greentext

File: luisa-ventura-snirot-blush.jpg (56 KB, 600x600) OO Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat) 17:04:19 No.882131580 [Reply] ► >me, 21 >work on a beach as a lifeguard+beach cleaner >40 yo looking woman comes almost daily >hot as f---. Curvy with a HUGE (but round and firm) ass, thicc legs and wide meaty soles (red nail polish) >she always calls me over for small talk >she always chooses the beach bed that is closer to me >she calls me ,,baby, honey, dear, love etc" >she caught me looking at her multiple times and that makes her giggle >i can't help but get extremely erect around her (she is the hottest woman that i ever saw) i always try to hide it but i see her looking at it (my c---) And grin at me. >overheard her talking to another women, saying that she is divorced. Anons, i think that i am in love. Is her the mommy gf of my dreams? Should i make a move?
File: luisa-ventura-snirot-blush.jpg (56 KB, 600x600) OO Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat) 17:04:19 No.882131580 [Reply] ► >me, 21 >work on a beach as a lifeguard+beach cleaner >40 yo looking woman comes almost daily >hot as f---. Curvy with a HUGE (but round and firm) ass, thicc legs and wide meaty soles (red nail polish) >she always calls me over for small talk >she always chooses the beach bed that is closer to me >she calls me ,,baby, honey, dear, love etc" >she caught me looking at her multiple times and that makes her giggle >i can't help but get extremely erect around her (she is the hottest woman that i ever saw) i always try to hide it but i see her looking at it (my c---) And grin at me. >overheard her talking to another women, saying that she is divorced. Anons, i think that i am in love. Is her the mommy gf of my dreams? Should i make a move?

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/v/ discusses Bayonetta 3's new Naive Angel mode | /r/Greentext

7h (7/15 10:25). 605873427 319 Re 51 Img JPG 727KB (1125 × 1196) 82 Replies . Bayonetta 3 on Switch will include an optional "put on more clothes" mode "Naive Angel Mode" designed for "play right in the living room" around children. by Kyle Orland - Jul 13, 2022 12:37pm EST Login to bookmark Naive Angel Mode OFF 7h (7/15 10:26) · 605873518 11 Replies 104 >>605873427 (OP) >NA Mode kek ON Optional censorship How do we feel about this? Personally I think it's probably the best compromise we can get with lewd games going forward. : :
7h (7/15 10:25). 605873427 319 Re 51 Img JPG 727KB (1125 × 1196) 82 Replies . Bayonetta 3 on Switch will include an optional "put on more clothes" mode "Naive Angel Mode" designed for "play right in the living room" around children. by Kyle Orland - Jul 13, 2022 12:37pm EST Login to bookmark Naive Angel Mode OFF 7h (7/15 10:26) · 605873518 11 Replies 104 >>605873427 (OP) >NA Mode kek ON Optional censorship How do we feel about this? Personally I think it's probably the best compromise we can get with lewd games going forward. : :

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ANON IS SAD | /r/Greentext

582.jpg, 154KiB, 1600x1064 Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2022 19:18:46 No.69400428 View >Be me >Cafeteria at work has actual chefs and s--- making me tendies >Specials are always really good, straganoff, gumbo, street style tacos, spaghetti with homemade pasta and meat balls, eggs benedict >Fast foward to 2022 >"Food shortages and s---" yeah whatever, shut up >Special at work is just a boring salad >Wherels The Gumbo.wav >Whatever, tomorrow's special will be good >Tomorrow's special is just tater tots with liquid cheese and some stinky ground beef >Are You FuckingJoking.gif >Next day it's salad with rice >WhoPuts Rice OnASalad.pdf >For 2 months is just been salad and tater tots Should I kill myself I miss my short rib stroganoff gamers
582.jpg, 154KiB, 1600x1064 Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2022 19:18:46 No.69400428 View >Be me >Cafeteria at work has actual chefs and s--- making me tendies >Specials are always really good, straganoff, gumbo, street style tacos, spaghetti with homemade pasta and meat balls, eggs benedict >Fast foward to 2022 >"Food shortages and s---" yeah whatever, shut up >Special at work is just a boring salad >Wherels The Gumbo.wav >Whatever, tomorrow's special will be good >Tomorrow's special is just tater tots with liquid cheese and some stinky ground beef >Are You FuckingJoking.gif >Next day it's salad with rice >WhoPuts Rice OnASalad.pdf >For 2 months is just been salad and tater tots Should I kill myself I miss my short rib stroganoff gamers

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Anon doesn't seem to hold a high opinion about plebbitors | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)06:55:42 No.859101533 Jobn't ... 12 Awards 42.8k FFDBC823-AA78-49CF-97F5-21AFCC78FFE2.jpg 52 KB JPG >oh boy time to buy gold to tell a fellow Redditor that he did a goodthink
Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)06:55:42 No.859101533 Jobn't ... 12 Awards 42.8k FFDBC823-AA78-49CF-97F5-21AFCC78FFE2.jpg 52 KB JPG >oh boy time to buy gold to tell a fellow Redditor that he did a goodthink

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Riddle me this Anon. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 44 KB JPG : Anonymous 84 KB JPG I'm loud and obnoxious I like music that rhymes I'm a fraction of the population But i commit half the crimes 07/16/22(Sat)01:52:21 No.69430998 Who am i? : Anonymous >>69430998 (OP) # his cellmates kek >>69430998 (OP) # Clearly not somebody who Lanzamaxxes. : Anonymous >>69430998 (OP) # What is a jew? 07/16/22(Sat)01:52:52 No.69431001 07/16/22(Sat)01:57:16 No.69431023 07/16/22(Sat)02:01:18 No.69431045
: Anonymous 44 KB JPG : Anonymous 84 KB JPG I'm loud and obnoxious I like music that rhymes I'm a fraction of the population But i commit half the crimes 07/16/22(Sat)01:52:21 No.69430998 Who am i? : Anonymous >>69430998 (OP) # his cellmates kek >>69430998 (OP) # Clearly not somebody who Lanzamaxxes. : Anonymous >>69430998 (OP) # What is a jew? 07/16/22(Sat)01:52:52 No.69431001 07/16/22(Sat)01:57:16 No.69431023 07/16/22(Sat)02:01:18 No.69431045

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Anon LITERALLY can't lose | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 7bjbHgk/) 07/16/22(Sat)12:17:12 No.50387660 Children are so difficult! Close >be me >all in crypto >check portfolio after months >get really sad >remember that I'm still a straight white male >instantly feel better
: Anonymous (ID: 7bjbHgk/) 07/16/22(Sat)12:17:12 No.50387660 Children are so difficult! Close >be me >all in crypto >check portfolio after months >get really sad >remember that I'm still a straight white male >instantly feel better

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Room service | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be college student >3 months summer break >isolate myself only leaving my room to get groceries >female flatmate asks me what I am doing >tell her I am cultivating a small depression with enough apathy to pass time but not enough to kill myself >she starts crying >mfw she is now asking me how I am on a daily basis What the f--- is wrong with normies (women)? 41 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)09:53:09 No.69432858 >>69432931 # : Anonymous Bait but still >Literally say you're thinking about suicide >Surprised when they ask how you're doing 07/16/22(Sat)09:56:14 No.69432885 07/16/22(Sat) 09:56:58 No.69432893 07/16/22(Sat)09:57:05 No.69432895 : Anonymous : Anonymous >>69432858 (OP) # OP can you sneak into her room and provide pictures of her panties Thanks in advance
: Anonymous >be college student >3 months summer break >isolate myself only leaving my room to get groceries >female flatmate asks me what I am doing >tell her I am cultivating a small depression with enough apathy to pass time but not enough to kill myself >she starts crying >mfw she is now asking me how I am on a daily basis What the f--- is wrong with normies (women)? 41 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)09:53:09 No.69432858 >>69432931 # : Anonymous Bait but still >Literally say you're thinking about suicide >Surprised when they ask how you're doing 07/16/22(Sat)09:56:14 No.69432885 07/16/22(Sat) 09:56:58 No.69432893 07/16/22(Sat)09:57:05 No.69432895 : Anonymous : Anonymous >>69432858 (OP) # OP can you sneak into her room and provide pictures of her panties Thanks in advance

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Anon is all sussin and no bussin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 74 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)09:32:32 No.882130404 >be me, 22 >get tinder and hinge >age limit 18-21 >90% women are lgbtqia-aA+ >they said teaching kids h--- sex in school won't turn them homos >it did >my whole generation is just an alphabet soup How do I escape the gay /b/ I don't want it
: Anonymous 74 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)09:32:32 No.882130404 >be me, 22 >get tinder and hinge >age limit 18-21 >90% women are lgbtqia-aA+ >they said teaching kids h--- sex in school won't turn them homos >it did >my whole generation is just an alphabet soup How do I escape the gay /b/ I don't want it

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Anon takes the V pill | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 73 KB PNG 07/16/22(Sat)17:27:46 No.882132533 >have a s----- lonely life >will never have friends, a girlfriend, a good happy life >one day dream about having a girlfriend >she is extremely cute, after i wake up, i am both happy from the dream and sad that its over >i start dreaming about her or other girls in the next nights >also dream that i have a lot of friends, cool cars, yachts, even superpowers >start meditating before sleeping to influence my dreams >learn lucid dreaming to improve it >after a few months, i became a true dream director >i can now create my own reality in my dreams >spend up to 16 hours sleeping >at this point, my real life feels like a nightmare and my dreams like the life i deserve why havent you taken the dream pill yet anons?
: Anonymous 73 KB PNG 07/16/22(Sat)17:27:46 No.882132533 >have a s----- lonely life >will never have friends, a girlfriend, a good happy life >one day dream about having a girlfriend >she is extremely cute, after i wake up, i am both happy from the dream and sad that its over >i start dreaming about her or other girls in the next nights >also dream that i have a lot of friends, cool cars, yachts, even superpowers >start meditating before sleeping to influence my dreams >learn lucid dreaming to improve it >after a few months, i became a true dream director >i can now create my own reality in my dreams >spend up to 16 hours sleeping >at this point, my real life feels like a nightmare and my dreams like the life i deserve why havent you taken the dream pill yet anons?

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Anon wants to buy Battletoads | /r/Greentext

ile: 1342157412115.jpg-(56 KB. 445x599, ps.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 96q1xtFL) 07/13/12 (Fri)01:32:48 No.411885919 >"gold and silver" >oh man I didnt know you guys are still open >...."yeah we are" >oh okay, im looking for battletoads >"not s--- s--- again, its 11:00 at night" >click Anonymous (ID: 96q1xtFL) 07/13/12 (Fri)01:34:59 No.411886329 File: 1342157699363.png-(114 KB, 200x190, jimmies 16.png) Try to rustle my jimmies again m----------- Anonymous (ID: MIXLgTKx) 07/13/12 (Fri)01:36:00 No.411886517 >gold and silver >"hey I'm really into antiques you guys got any battletoads?" >yeah go to our ebay site we got a handheld one by Tiger >"oh sweet man thanks" Anonymous (ID: KNEOUSjL) 07/13/12 (Fri)01:30:12 No.411885328 >Prank Call pawn stars from history channel >They're open 24/7 >Ask for battletoads >They always rage >lulz will be had >> Anonymous (ID: 96q1xtFL) 07/13/12 (Fri)01:30:29 No.411885392 (702) 385-7912 >press 4 >yep >"bye >click Anonymous (ID: U+S/32YA) 07/13/12 (Fri)01:45:12 No.411888367 >"gold and silver" >Hi, I'm an antique video game collector and I'm looking for a very old, extremely rare title >"if you say Battletoads I'm going to call the cops" >What's with your discrimination on battletoads? >hangs up Anonymous (ID: 10qQE9pk) 07/13/12 (Fri)01:55:23 No.411890545 >hello gold and silver >hello, I'm calling from Texas and I'm interested in purchasing a certain Super Bowl ring >absolutely sir! what team and what year >(boring conversation about the ring) >Are you interested in completing the purchase of the ring this evening? >Yes, but I have a question first >Yes sir? >Does it come with BATTLETOADS!? >click Anonymous (ID: CBN2x14W) 07/13/12 (Fri)02:06:37 No.411892770 >Gold and silver! >Hey do you guys have any signed bat- >What the hell is wrong with you nerds? Calling asking for battle toads not funny or original like are you serious dude? really man? >...bats....signed bats, like from the MLB mainly the NY Yankees or the Mets, maybe even the Dodgers...what were you saying about battle toads though? >Oh sorry sir we're just getting a bunch of prank phone calls lately >Oh that's weird... people have no lives right? (haha)...anyway, do you guys have any signed bats from the Boston Battletoads? >Are you f------ kidding me dude >click Anonymous (ID: CjDOiaMp) 07/13/12 (Fri)02:09:31 No.411893323 >gold and silver >Hey i was wondering if you had the wii matt >yeah we've got it >does it work with webbed feet? >what? >does it come with battletoads Anonymous (ID: 10qQE9pk) 07/13/12 (Fri)02:24:10 No.411895769 Trying it again >Gold and Silver >Hello, I have a few quick questions about. >This better not be about battletoads. >Excuse me? I needed to ask about a sword I've been looking for. >I'm sorry sir, we've just been getting a lot of prank calls tonight. What exactly are you looking for? >It's a very old sword, it is also very small. It fits in a BATTLETOADS hand perfectly. >F--- you >click Anonymous (ID: 7TTI0kdH) 07/13/12 (Fri)02:27:55 No.411896409 >Gold and silver >Hil -- >This better not be about battle toads, im losing patience kid >ummm no its not... what's a battletoad? >its some game everyone is calling about tonight >battletoads? yea that sounds good ill take one if you got it click nonymous (ID: pFk+WkJY) 07/13/12 (Fri)02:31:58 No.411897092 >Gold and Silver >Hi how are you? >What can I do for you? >I'm a book dealer, you have antiques? >What you for? >You have anything from Philip K. D---? >Maybe, whats the title? >Battling on Toad Planet >*click* Callback, cause I'm an a------ >You hung up on me. >Who is this? >*click* >The customer you hung up on. That is horrible customer service. >Listen, we don't have time for your pranks f------ kids. >Pranks? What the hell did you just say to me? I'll have you know I'm prior military, 82nd Airborne "Battle Toads". I do.. >*click* One more time for good measure >Gold and pawn >BATTLETOADS Anonymous (ID: 5iLX8qBG) 07/13/12(Fri)02:40:31 No.411898453 >Gold and Silver >Hey, I'm looking for an engagement ring for my girlfriend. >You are going to have o call back during the day, we don't do any sales after 9 >Oh, well is there any way I can ask you a couple questions? >Sure, shoot. >I want a memorable ring, maybe something from a movie or a game >mhm >Oh! Do you guys have the ring from Battletoads? >-sigh-f------ really, man? You must be giving that to a guy. His insults are amazing Anonymous (ID: rYFKkn5U) 07/13/12 (Fri)02:40:40 No.411898474 >Gold and Silver >Hi, I was calling to inquire about an antique hand-gun >Sure, what's the name of the gun you're looking for, exactly? >1912 9 millimeter battletoad hand- click Anonymous (ID: g8ArJkJF) 07/13/12 (Fri)02:41:06 No.411898550 >Gold and Silver >Hello this is the Las Vegas police department my name is Officer Peterson. My office recieved a call from someone here saying that your store was being Harrassed by someone repeatedly asking for uh "Battletoads?" >Uh sorry sir but I Dont remember calling you can you give me the name of who did? >Yes his name was Le Reddit >Sorry...who was it again? >His name was Austin Russel >He isnt in right now....what was your name again? >Officer Battletoad >Hang up Anonymous (ID: +7ZokLvE) 07/13/12 (Fri)03:07:59 No.411902870 >Gold and Silver >Hey I was wondering if you deal in rare books? >Lemmie guess you want a Battletoad instruction book?? >Excuse me?? >Nevermind. Lot of prank calls tonight >Pfft. kids in the summertime can't find anything else better to do, eh? >Yeah, well we don't really deal in books but we do have some here. What are you looking for? >Do you happen to have anything by Hemmingway? "Old Man And The Sea" perhaps? >I don't think so... you'd have to call during the daytime or come in to find out. >Ah... OK. Well I also have one i'd like to sell off. It's a signed J.K. Rowling first print >The Harry Potter author? >Yeah I had one of her books signed by her. "Harry Potter And The Order Of The Battletoad" >You f----- kidding m- >Click im still laughing
ile: 1342157412115.jpg-(56 KB. 445x599, ps.jpg) Anonymous (ID: 96q1xtFL) 07/13/12 (Fri)01:32:48 No.411885919 >"gold and silver" >oh man I didnt know you guys are still open >...."yeah we are" >oh okay, im looking for battletoads >"not s--- s--- again, its 11:00 at night" >click Anonymous (ID: 96q1xtFL) 07/13/12 (Fri)01:34:59 No.411886329 File: 1342157699363.png-(114 KB, 200x190, jimmies 16.png) Try to rustle my jimmies again m----------- Anonymous (ID: MIXLgTKx) 07/13/12 (Fri)01:36:00 No.411886517 >gold and silver >"hey I'm really into antiques you guys got any battletoads?" >yeah go to our ebay site we got a handheld one by Tiger >"oh sweet man thanks" Anonymous (ID: KNEOUSjL) 07/13/12 (Fri)01:30:12 No.411885328 >Prank Call pawn stars from history channel >They're open 24/7 >Ask for battletoads >They always rage >lulz will be had >> Anonymous (ID: 96q1xtFL) 07/13/12 (Fri)01:30:29 No.411885392 (702) 385-7912 >press 4 >yep >"bye >click Anonymous (ID: U+S/32YA) 07/13/12 (Fri)01:45:12 No.411888367 >"gold and silver" >Hi, I'm an antique video game collector and I'm looking for a very old, extremely rare title >"if you say Battletoads I'm going to call the cops" >What's with your discrimination on battletoads? >hangs up Anonymous (ID: 10qQE9pk) 07/13/12 (Fri)01:55:23 No.411890545 >hello gold and silver >hello, I'm calling from Texas and I'm interested in purchasing a certain Super Bowl ring >absolutely sir! what team and what year >(boring conversation about the ring) >Are you interested in completing the purchase of the ring this evening? >Yes, but I have a question first >Yes sir? >Does it come with BATTLETOADS!? >click Anonymous (ID: CBN2x14W) 07/13/12 (Fri)02:06:37 No.411892770 >Gold and silver! >Hey do you guys have any signed bat- >What the hell is wrong with you nerds? Calling asking for battle toads not funny or original like are you serious dude? really man? >...bats....signed bats, like from the MLB mainly the NY Yankees or the Mets, maybe even the Dodgers...what were you saying about battle toads though? >Oh sorry sir we're just getting a bunch of prank phone calls lately >Oh that's weird... people have no lives right? (haha)...anyway, do you guys have any signed bats from the Boston Battletoads? >Are you f------ kidding me dude >click Anonymous (ID: CjDOiaMp) 07/13/12 (Fri)02:09:31 No.411893323 >gold and silver >Hey i was wondering if you had the wii matt >yeah we've got it >does it work with webbed feet? >what? >does it come with battletoads Anonymous (ID: 10qQE9pk) 07/13/12 (Fri)02:24:10 No.411895769 Trying it again >Gold and Silver >Hello, I have a few quick questions about. >This better not be about battletoads. >Excuse me? I needed to ask about a sword I've been looking for. >I'm sorry sir, we've just been getting a lot of prank calls tonight. What exactly are you looking for? >It's a very old sword, it is also very small. It fits in a BATTLETOADS hand perfectly. >F--- you >click Anonymous (ID: 7TTI0kdH) 07/13/12 (Fri)02:27:55 No.411896409 >Gold and silver >Hil -- >This better not be about battle toads, im losing patience kid >ummm no its not... what's a battletoad? >its some game everyone is calling about tonight >battletoads? yea that sounds good ill take one if you got it click nonymous (ID: pFk+WkJY) 07/13/12 (Fri)02:31:58 No.411897092 >Gold and Silver >Hi how are you? >What can I do for you? >I'm a book dealer, you have antiques? >What you for? >You have anything from Philip K. D---? >Maybe, whats the title? >Battling on Toad Planet >*click* Callback, cause I'm an a------ >You hung up on me. >Who is this? >*click* >The customer you hung up on. That is horrible customer service. >Listen, we don't have time for your pranks f------ kids. >Pranks? What the hell did you just say to me? I'll have you know I'm prior military, 82nd Airborne "Battle Toads". I do.. >*click* One more time for good measure >Gold and pawn >BATTLETOADS Anonymous (ID: 5iLX8qBG) 07/13/12(Fri)02:40:31 No.411898453 >Gold and Silver >Hey, I'm looking for an engagement ring for my girlfriend. >You are going to have o call back during the day, we don't do any sales after 9 >Oh, well is there any way I can ask you a couple questions? >Sure, shoot. >I want a memorable ring, maybe something from a movie or a game >mhm >Oh! Do you guys have the ring from Battletoads? >-sigh-f------ really, man? You must be giving that to a guy. His insults are amazing Anonymous (ID: rYFKkn5U) 07/13/12 (Fri)02:40:40 No.411898474 >Gold and Silver >Hi, I was calling to inquire about an antique hand-gun >Sure, what's the name of the gun you're looking for, exactly? >1912 9 millimeter battletoad hand- click Anonymous (ID: g8ArJkJF) 07/13/12 (Fri)02:41:06 No.411898550 >Gold and Silver >Hello this is the Las Vegas police department my name is Officer Peterson. My office recieved a call from someone here saying that your store was being Harrassed by someone repeatedly asking for uh "Battletoads?" >Uh sorry sir but I Dont remember calling you can you give me the name of who did? >Yes his name was Le Reddit >Sorry...who was it again? >His name was Austin Russel >He isnt in right now....what was your name again? >Officer Battletoad >Hang up Anonymous (ID: +7ZokLvE) 07/13/12 (Fri)03:07:59 No.411902870 >Gold and Silver >Hey I was wondering if you deal in rare books? >Lemmie guess you want a Battletoad instruction book?? >Excuse me?? >Nevermind. Lot of prank calls tonight >Pfft. kids in the summertime can't find anything else better to do, eh? >Yeah, well we don't really deal in books but we do have some here. What are you looking for? >Do you happen to have anything by Hemmingway? "Old Man And The Sea" perhaps? >I don't think so... you'd have to call during the daytime or come in to find out. >Ah... OK. Well I also have one i'd like to sell off. It's a signed J.K. Rowling first print >The Harry Potter author? >Yeah I had one of her books signed by her. "Harry Potter And The Order Of The Battletoad" >You f----- kidding m- >Click im still laughing

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: Anonymous 01/08/22(Sat)02:32:40 No.66894250 35 KB JPG >babysitting nephew >11 years old >he's doing remote school >watch in for a bit >teacher is like 15 minutes late >she's obviously high or hungover, is barely able to slur words that were written before, looks like she just woke up and is still in a t-shirt and sweatpants. >after a few minutes of listening nephew just puts on his headphones and starts playing minecraft I'm 28, no kids, so I had no idea this was happening but have kids just been not going to school for the past 2 years
: Anonymous 01/08/22(Sat)02:32:40 No.66894250 35 KB JPG >babysitting nephew >11 years old >he's doing remote school >watch in for a bit >teacher is like 15 minutes late >she's obviously high or hungover, is barely able to slur words that were written before, looks like she just woke up and is still in a t-shirt and sweatpants. >after a few minutes of listening nephew just puts on his headphones and starts playing minecraft I'm 28, no kids, so I had no idea this was happening but have kids just been not going to school for the past 2 years

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