: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 02/02/21 (Tue)19:48:24 No.15514415 "Can I have the fruit pancakes please?" >"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes". "Th-the fresh fruit pancakes." >"Huh..." "Th-this one..." [points to menu] >"Say it." "What?" >"Say. It." "I'd like a... r-....rooty t-tooty...." >"Say it like you mean it." [starting to cry] "I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-....f- fresh n... n fruity...." Why do dining establishments like to humiliate their customers like this?

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: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 02/02/21 (Tue)19:48:24 No.15514415 "Can I have the fruit pancakes please?" >"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes". "Th-the fresh fruit pancakes." >"Huh..." "Th-this one..." [points to menu] >"Say it." "What?" >"Say. It." "I'd like a... r-....rooty t-tooty...." >"Say it like you mean it." [starting to cry] "I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-....f- fresh n... n fruity...." Why do dining establishments like to humiliate their customers like this?

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