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File: aziz.jpg (84 KB, 720x540) No S COVEN TO YOUR DO Minutes Free!' teed Joe's Pepper ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:04:00 No.207634914 >Why don't you get Abdul to deliver it? >>207635324 >>207635417 >"They found his passport lying on top of the wreckage. NOW GO!!!" ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:05 No.207635312 >Look, kid, I got a newspaper to run and I need a picture of the splattered corpses at Ground Zero in seven minutes! >Fine, here. >Crap. Run it on page one with the headline "Spider-Man Leaves Trade Tower Victims to Die!" Give you two hundred bucks for the picture. >Three hundred for that and one from my private "LOL SUPERMAN" stash. >That's outrageous! Done. ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:33:41 No.207635318 ► File: 1736073212833.jpg (230 KB, 1280×720) o Smoking IR DOOR >GOOOooooO00000000 Dr lepper le INCE 0000 ☐ Anonymous 01/05/25(Sun)21:41:18 No.207635417 File: americanmoviescene.png (449 KB, 720x540) Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper lepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr epper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Pepper Dr Pepper >>207634914 (OP). >american movies

MIRROR NOW MIRRORNOW.IN CALIFORNIA FIRES WATCH: DEADLY FIRES GRIP HOLLYWOOD STARS' HOMES | Anonymous (ID: baWLIwd7 | 01/09/25(Thu)17:14:43 No.493843417 >be rich af >lose one of your multimillion dollar mansions in a fire >go on the news and cry about your loss from a 5 star hotel >everyone on redderp expresses their sorrow and sends condolences redshit logic: obscene wealth = good if you're a Dem

Anonymous ITT: Cooking buzzwords you hat(...) 1.4 MB WEBM 11/01/24(Fri)04:24:25 No.20946633 >comfort food All food is supposed to be comforting, there's no non-comfort food that's worth cooking. >soul food Its just basic American homemade dishes, but greasier and overcooked. >creamy Probably means it is tasteless without being buried in heavy whipping cream to mask the taste. >garlicky See above, just replace whipping cream with garlic. >fusion Oh wow, you added soy sauce to it, such fusion. Anonymous 11/01/24(Fri)04:39:15 No.20946637 >literal autistic retard triggered by everyday words and phrases thread no #43923948234 >>20946994 # >>20947280 #

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: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 07/12/22(Tue)07:26:49 No.4235963 >Chillin' >Little frog hops onto chair next to me >Cocks his head >Jumps on me What did he mean by this 07/12/22(Tue)07:28:26 No.4235965 : Anonymous >>4235963 (OP) # You have seven days left to live. Ribbit.

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: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 02/02/21 (Tue)19:48:24 No.15514415 "Can I have the fruit pancakes please?" >"The what? There's nothing on the menu called "fruit pancakes". "Th-the fresh fruit pancakes." >"Huh..." "Th-this one..." [points to menu] >"Say it." "What?" >"Say. It." "I'd like a... r-....rooty t-tooty...." >"Say it like you mean it." [starting to cry] "I-I want a r-r-rooty t-tooty f-f-....f- fresh n... n fruity...." Why do dining establishments like to humiliate their customers like this?

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If(cringe)=post | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Java Sun Microsystems 15 KB PNG : Anonymous } 12/30/15(Wed)13:20:20 No.52136895 Let's write a Java program, one line per post. public class 4chan { 12/30/15(Wed)13:22:04 No.52136914 >>52137050 # >>52137154 # >>52137176 # >>52137440 # >>52139445 # >>52139611 # >>52139839 # >>52139845 #

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: Anonymous 44 KB PNG 07/16/22(Sat)04:08:25 No.69430745 >be me >talking to friend that I have known since preschool >tell him that I have a crush on him and have had one for a couple of years >he replies "when desperate times roll around" why? why even live? : Anonymous >>69430745 (OP) # if woman = true: print('t--- or gtfo') else : print('OP is a f-----') 07/16/22(Sat)05:48:49 No.69431279

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anon loves movies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/15/22(Fri)15:42:13 No.69425827 >>69425580 >work at Italian restaurant >qt black girl starts >super cool, friendly to me but I don't think anything of it >one day she's talking about Neverending Story, I say I've never seen it >offers to bring it over and we can watch it together >clueless.jpeg >really enjoying the movie and glad I made a new friend >then it happened >she gets right up next to me, kisses my neck >realize what her true intentions are >think ok we can make out a little I guess >would like to get to know her be- >she's on my lap >unzips d--- >happens so fast I can't get a word in >she rides me to completion >take her home, she looks pleased >I'm in shock, trying to process what just happened >didn't even finish the movie

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File: luisa-ventura-snirot-blush.jpg (56 KB, 600x600) OO Anonymous 07/16/22(Sat) 17:04:19 No.882131580 [Reply] ► >me, 21 >work on a beach as a lifeguard+beach cleaner >40 yo looking woman comes almost daily >hot as f---. Curvy with a HUGE (but round and firm) ass, thicc legs and wide meaty soles (red nail polish) >she always calls me over for small talk >she always chooses the beach bed that is closer to me >she calls me ,,baby, honey, dear, love etc" >she caught me looking at her multiple times and that makes her giggle >i can't help but get extremely erect around her (she is the hottest woman that i ever saw) i always try to hide it but i see her looking at it (my c---) And grin at me. >overheard her talking to another women, saying that she is divorced. Anons, i think that i am in love. Is her the mommy gf of my dreams? Should i make a move?

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/v/ discusses Bayonetta 3's new Naive Angel mode | /r/Greentext

7h (7/15 10:25). 605873427 319 Re 51 Img JPG 727KB (1125 × 1196) 82 Replies . Bayonetta 3 on Switch will include an optional "put on more clothes" mode "Naive Angel Mode" designed for "play right in the living room" around children. by Kyle Orland - Jul 13, 2022 12:37pm EST Login to bookmark Naive Angel Mode OFF 7h (7/15 10:26) · 605873518 11 Replies 104 >>605873427 (OP) >NA Mode kek ON Optional censorship How do we feel about this? Personally I think it's probably the best compromise we can get with lewd games going forward. : :

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582.jpg, 154KiB, 1600x1064 Anonymous Wed 13 Jul 2022 19:18:46 No.69400428 View >Be me >Cafeteria at work has actual chefs and s--- making me tendies >Specials are always really good, straganoff, gumbo, street style tacos, spaghetti with homemade pasta and meat balls, eggs benedict >Fast foward to 2022 >"Food shortages and s---" yeah whatever, shut up >Special at work is just a boring salad >Wherels The Gumbo.wav >Whatever, tomorrow's special will be good >Tomorrow's special is just tater tots with liquid cheese and some stinky ground beef >Are You FuckingJoking.gif >Next day it's salad with rice >WhoPuts Rice OnASalad.pdf >For 2 months is just been salad and tater tots Should I kill myself I miss my short rib stroganoff gamers

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Anon doesn't seem to hold a high opinion about plebbitors | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)06:55:42 No.859101533 Jobn't ... 12 Awards 42.8k FFDBC823-AA78-49CF-97F5-21AFCC78FFE2.jpg 52 KB JPG >oh boy time to buy gold to tell a fellow Redditor that he did a goodthink

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$: Anonymous 44 KB JPG : Anonymous 84 KB JPG I'm loud and obnoxious I like music that rhymes I'm a fraction of the population But i commit half the crimes 07/16/22(Sat)01:52:21 No.69430998 Who am i? : Anonymous >>69430998 (OP) # his cellmates kek >>69430998 (OP) # Clearly not somebody who Lanzamaxxes. : Anonymous >>69430998 (OP) # What is a jew? 07/16/22(Sat)01:52:52 No.69431001 07/16/22(Sat)01:57:16 No.69431023 07/16/22(Sat)02:01:18 No.69431045$

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: Anonymous (ID: 7bjbHgk/) 07/16/22(Sat)12:17:12 No.50387660 Children are so difficult! Close >be me >all in crypto >check portfolio after months >get really sad >remember that I'm still a straight white male >instantly feel better

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: Anonymous >be college student >3 months summer break >isolate myself only leaving my room to get groceries >female flatmate asks me what I am doing >tell her I am cultivating a small depression with enough apathy to pass time but not enough to kill myself >she starts crying >mfw she is now asking me how I am on a daily basis What the f--- is wrong with normies (women)? 41 KB JPG 07/16/22(Sat)09:53:09 No.69432858 >>69432931 # : Anonymous Bait but still >Literally say you're thinking about suicide >Surprised when they ask how you're doing 07/16/22(Sat)09:56:14 No.69432885 07/16/22(Sat) 09:56:58 No.69432893 07/16/22(Sat)09:57:05 No.69432895 : Anonymous : Anonymous >>69432858 (OP) # OP can you sneak into her room and provide pictures of her panties Thanks in advance

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