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Anonymous (ID: mbWy8nex 12/09/24(Mon)16:09:13 No.490987776 43 KB JPG >born into a wealthy family >attends $40k-a-year private school, becomes valedictorian >earns a bachelor's and master's in computer science by 26 >no criminal record, no behavioral red flags, clean slate >sharp-dressed, photogenic, chad, and active on social media >vacations abroad, posts polished photos, looks like he's thriving >lands internships and builds a resume that screams success >spends free time exploring Al, mushrooms, and "self- optimization" trends >writes a Goodreads review on Ted K, sprinkles in "safe edgy" >joins the professional world, follows the system's script perfectly >no signs of instability, just another rising star in the tech scene >disappears from friends for 3 months >2024: kills UnitedHealthcare CEO what happened bros
Anonymous (ID: mbWy8nex 12/09/24(Mon)16:09:13 No.490987776 43 KB JPG >born into a wealthy family >attends $40k-a-year private school, becomes valedictorian >earns a bachelor's and master's in computer science by 26 >no criminal record, no behavioral red flags, clean slate >sharp-dressed, photogenic, chad, and active on social media >vacations abroad, posts polished photos, looks like he's thriving >lands internships and builds a resume that screams success >spends free time exploring Al, mushrooms, and "self- optimization" trends >writes a Goodreads review on Ted K, sprinkles in "safe edgy" >joins the professional world, follows the system's script perfectly >no signs of instability, just another rising star in the tech scene >disappears from friends for 3 months >2024: kills UnitedHealthcare CEO what happened bros

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Anon unlocks new fetish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me 12/09/24(Mon)21:38:13 No.928454502 >Jacking off >Watching p--- >Girl shows her driver's license >Official government documents, c-- instantly
: Anonymous >be me 12/09/24(Mon)21:38:13 No.928454502 >Jacking off >Watching p--- >Girl shows her driver's license >Official government documents, c-- instantly

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Anon is either gay or straighter than everyone else. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)20:59:06 No.77859167 117 KB PNG >be me >straight >question sexuality >decide to try it for once >go on Grindr and find a guy that kinda looks feminine >we f--- (I top ofc) >it was kinda stinky and his moans turned me off >after >decide that I've tried it and didn't like it so therefore straight is this good logic or nah. 33 Replies 1 Image View Thread
Anonymous 06/16/24(Sun)20:59:06 No.77859167 117 KB PNG >be me >straight >question sexuality >decide to try it for once >go on Grindr and find a guy that kinda looks feminine >we f--- (I top ofc) >it was kinda stinky and his moans turned me off >after >decide that I've tried it and didn't like it so therefore straight is this good logic or nah. 33 Replies 1 Image View Thread

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Anon is hurt | /r/Greentext

Anonymous >>79704203 # >Try finding a bf >Someone hurts me >Try trusting friends >They hurt me 12/09/24(Mon)09:15:39 No.79704226 >Be stuck in a room with strangers >They hurt me >Be in school with other kids >They hurt me >Be someones child >They hurt me And no positive experiences with intimacy to balance it out. How dare I not just trust people? It must be because I'm soulless. It's easy for me!
Anonymous >>79704203 # >Try finding a bf >Someone hurts me >Try trusting friends >They hurt me 12/09/24(Mon)09:15:39 No.79704226 >Be stuck in a room with strangers >They hurt me >Be in school with other kids >They hurt me >Be someones child >They hurt me And no positive experiences with intimacy to balance it out. How dare I not just trust people? It must be because I'm soulless. It's easy for me!

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Anonymous 23 KB JPG 12/08/24(Sun)20:49:46 No.928403997 >I meet a girl >she hate me because I speak much about Atari Jaguar >I meet a girl >she hate me because I speak the importance of Virtual Boy in 32 bits generation >I meet a girl >she hate me because I speak the story of Donkey Kong Country trilogy >I meet a girl >she hate me because I speak about the Sega Saturn and the integration of your hardware complexity S---. Women are so boring. Like NPC. Anonymous >>928403997 (OP) # 12/08/24(Sun)20:52:39 No.928404128 Honestly, you just sound pretty autistic. I've never had women hate me when I show them the roses I grow or the woodwork I do. Women like it when the interests of the guy they're talking to have to do with something more than just video games. Anonymous 83 KB JPG 12/08/24(Sun)20:52:39 No.928404130 >>928403997 (OP) # You don't need a girlfriend. You need to beat every Zelda game in chronological order (across all 3 timelines) with 95% or greater completion.
Anonymous 23 KB JPG 12/08/24(Sun)20:49:46 No.928403997 >I meet a girl >she hate me because I speak much about Atari Jaguar >I meet a girl >she hate me because I speak the importance of Virtual Boy in 32 bits generation >I meet a girl >she hate me because I speak the story of Donkey Kong Country trilogy >I meet a girl >she hate me because I speak about the Sega Saturn and the integration of your hardware complexity S---. Women are so boring. Like NPC. Anonymous >>928403997 (OP) # 12/08/24(Sun)20:52:39 No.928404128 Honestly, you just sound pretty autistic. I've never had women hate me when I show them the roses I grow or the woodwork I do. Women like it when the interests of the guy they're talking to have to do with something more than just video games. Anonymous 83 KB JPG 12/08/24(Sun)20:52:39 No.928404130 >>928403997 (OP) # You don't need a girlfriend. You need to beat every Zelda game in chronological order (across all 3 timelines) with 95% or greater completion.

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Femanon is 36 | /r/Greentext

File: IMG 1445.jpg (336 KB, 1170x2048) Hide thread ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)12:11:04 No.79706197 [Reply] >36 >dead end office job >tried dating >see a guy once a month-ish and we'd have dinner >everyone is incompatible >always end up paying, afraid to look like I'm out for a meal >girls | babysat when they were kids are having kids and I'm not Just gonna rope when menopause hits. >> Showing all replies. ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 12:12:49 No.79706207 >>79706197 (OP) Maybe you shouldn't have been a w---- in your 20s ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 12:18:30 No.79706234 File: 1000031888.jpg (14 KB, 425x340) >>79706377 >>79706389 >>79706426 >>79706207 >>79706247 >>79706249 What exactly went wrong, that you could not find a single man worthy of you? Giving you are a woman. And literally millions of men are available to you? >> >> ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)12:21:06 No.79706245 can you cashapp me all your money when you do ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)12:21:21 No.79706247 >>79706197 (OP) be honest and admit that you had the opportunity to settle for your nice guy friend in hs or in college but you f----- tyrone and chad instead. unless you are 2/10 morbidly obese or deformed its guaranteed that at least one guy had a crush on you. so its all your fault, end of story Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 12:21:40 No.79706249 >>79706197 (OP) Who would be compatible? What are you looking for? Also nice picture ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)12:47:59 No.79706352 just picky
File: IMG 1445.jpg (336 KB, 1170x2048) Hide thread ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)12:11:04 No.79706197 [Reply] >36 >dead end office job >tried dating >see a guy once a month-ish and we'd have dinner >everyone is incompatible >always end up paying, afraid to look like I'm out for a meal >girls | babysat when they were kids are having kids and I'm not Just gonna rope when menopause hits. >> Showing all replies. ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 12:12:49 No.79706207 >>79706197 (OP) Maybe you shouldn't have been a w---- in your 20s ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 12:18:30 No.79706234 File: 1000031888.jpg (14 KB, 425x340) >>79706377 >>79706389 >>79706426 >>79706207 >>79706247 >>79706249 What exactly went wrong, that you could not find a single man worthy of you? Giving you are a woman. And literally millions of men are available to you? >> >> ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)12:21:06 No.79706245 can you cashapp me all your money when you do ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)12:21:21 No.79706247 >>79706197 (OP) be honest and admit that you had the opportunity to settle for your nice guy friend in hs or in college but you f----- tyrone and chad instead. unless you are 2/10 morbidly obese or deformed its guaranteed that at least one guy had a crush on you. so its all your fault, end of story Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 12:21:40 No.79706249 >>79706197 (OP) Who would be compatible? What are you looking for? Also nice picture ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)12:47:59 No.79706352 just picky

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Anon and the Home Run | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous hell 53 KB JPG throw my bat 08/07/22(Sun)18:21:14 No.883482551 >be me at 9 years old >Baseball game >I'm up to bat, bases loaded, our team is down 3-0 >I swing as hard as I can and the ball goes flying >My coach starts yelling at me to run >I am so excited about my hit that I >It hits him right in the thigh, connecting with his left ball >He ends up on the ground screaming >Fast forward 14 years >I'm working at a sit down pizza restaurant/bar >I see my old baseball coach at the bar and I go up to him excited >He sees me and laughs >Tells all his friends while laughing "this is the kid that hit my nuts with a baseball bat by accident" >His friends laugh, I laugh I hope your balls are doing well coach, if you ever need someone to empty them I'm right here
: Anonymous hell 53 KB JPG throw my bat 08/07/22(Sun)18:21:14 No.883482551 >be me at 9 years old >Baseball game >I'm up to bat, bases loaded, our team is down 3-0 >I swing as hard as I can and the ball goes flying >My coach starts yelling at me to run >I am so excited about my hit that I >It hits him right in the thigh, connecting with his left ball >He ends up on the ground screaming >Fast forward 14 years >I'm working at a sit down pizza restaurant/bar >I see my old baseball coach at the bar and I go up to him excited >He sees me and laughs >Tells all his friends while laughing "this is the kid that hit my nuts with a baseball bat by accident" >His friends laugh, I laugh I hope your balls are doing well coach, if you ever need someone to empty them I'm right here

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The Insurance Experience | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Food Insurance be like 0000 ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/09/24(Mon)00:39:57 No.79704897 1.55 MB PNG >Pay a quarter of your salary for food at any chain restaurant >Go to chain restaurant >Order >Pay at the counter >Sit down >FFW 30 mintues >Waiter comes to you >"Sorry, we have denied your claim because you don't look hungry enough despite paying thousands over the last 10 years to cover your bill" >"We will still keep the fee that you paid though because collateral or some s---" >Waiter leaves Now, do you now understand how insurance works?
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Food Insurance be like 0000 ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/09/24(Mon)00:39:57 No.79704897 1.55 MB PNG >Pay a quarter of your salary for food at any chain restaurant >Go to chain restaurant >Order >Pay at the counter >Sit down >FFW 30 mintues >Waiter comes to you >"Sorry, we have denied your claim because you don't look hungry enough despite paying thousands over the last 10 years to cover your bill" >"We will still keep the fee that you paid though because collateral or some s---" >Waiter leaves Now, do you now understand how insurance works?

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Anon curses his luck | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: MIK5Amux) 7 KB PNG 03/12/23(Sun)13:41:04 No.419377472 > dad and brother are missing in action presumed dead > getting every night to numb pain > check snapchat to see what gf is up to > she fled with her family to germany > posted on her story > video of her dancing taking shots in a discotheque > dancing to techno in a slutty black dress > meanwhile hear my city is getting shelled daily in the background > to make matters worse I just got my draft notice, im to be deployed to the front lines Last year I was about to get married and then everything went to s---. Why is this happening to me? What did I do to deserve this? Anonymous (ID: hk+2RLTK) 03/12/23(Sun)13:45:09 No.419377747 What's a discotheque >>419377875 # >>419377988 # >>419378154 # >>419381241 # >>419381374 # >>419382003 # >>419384232 # >>419391942 # >>419392024 # >>419392215 # >>419392306 # >>419395238 # >>419395739 # >>419395900 #
Anonymous (ID: MIK5Amux) 7 KB PNG 03/12/23(Sun)13:41:04 No.419377472 > dad and brother are missing in action presumed dead > getting every night to numb pain > check snapchat to see what gf is up to > she fled with her family to germany > posted on her story > video of her dancing taking shots in a discotheque > dancing to techno in a slutty black dress > meanwhile hear my city is getting shelled daily in the background > to make matters worse I just got my draft notice, im to be deployed to the front lines Last year I was about to get married and then everything went to s---. Why is this happening to me? What did I do to deserve this? Anonymous (ID: hk+2RLTK) 03/12/23(Sun)13:45:09 No.419377747 What's a discotheque >>419377875 # >>419377988 # >>419378154 # >>419381241 # >>419381374 # >>419382003 # >>419384232 # >>419391942 # >>419392024 # >>419392215 # >>419392306 # >>419395238 # >>419395739 # >>419395900 #

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Anonymous 360 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)21:37:30 No.910186270 I f----- up /b/ros >talking to my GF's friend >she mentioned she's on her period >mentions it makes her 'act up' in passing comment >w-- does she mean act up? Ask her >bluntly says it makes her horny >already treading treacherous ground at this point >try to break the ice and say the same happens with my GF >she chuckles >crisis averted >says she hasn't had any in a while >at this point I'm rock hard and throbbing >lose all sense of reason >I ask if she "needs a hand" >she immediately screenshots it and sends it to my gf How the f--- do I get out of this one???
Anonymous 360 KB JPG 12/01/23(Fri)21:37:30 No.910186270 I f----- up /b/ros >talking to my GF's friend >she mentioned she's on her period >mentions it makes her 'act up' in passing comment >w-- does she mean act up? Ask her >bluntly says it makes her horny >already treading treacherous ground at this point >try to break the ice and say the same happens with my GF >she chuckles >crisis averted >says she hasn't had any in a while >at this point I'm rock hard and throbbing >lose all sense of reason >I ask if she "needs a hand" >she immediately screenshots it and sends it to my gf How the f--- do I get out of this one???

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Singing in the Wind | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: nHYftkSy) WRK Sinverness a Aberdeen Belfast a Edinburgh Newcastle Manchester Dublin 972 Birmingham ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/08/24(Sun)18:08:03 No.490873413 a Cardiff London Southampton Plymouth 388 KB PNG xn- >Be me, regular person The news: >RED WEATHER WARNING!!! >WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! >90MPH WINDS!!! >COVER YOUR COCKS!!! >Go outside >Drive >Everything looks normal >See busses operating >Every store is open >Nothing seems different to usual >Go to ASDA ("Walfart" US) >Full of people as usual >Go to le Range for some tacky s--- >Go to the car wash >Nobody and nothing is affected by the wind >Go home >Home still exists What the f--- was the news complaining about? Are they so America pilled that they think homes will collapse when someone farts on it? What? Some trees fell down in a park? Ok lol i'm so scared. I'm going to get crushed by a tree in a park that nobody goes to. If I want to shoot up heroin, I will just do it at home. No trees to worry about.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: nHYftkSy) WRK Sinverness a Aberdeen Belfast a Edinburgh Newcastle Manchester Dublin 972 Birmingham ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/08/24(Sun)18:08:03 No.490873413 a Cardiff London Southampton Plymouth 388 KB PNG xn- >Be me, regular person The news: >RED WEATHER WARNING!!! >WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! >90MPH WINDS!!! >COVER YOUR COCKS!!! >Go outside >Drive >Everything looks normal >See busses operating >Every store is open >Nothing seems different to usual >Go to ASDA ("Walfart" US) >Full of people as usual >Go to le Range for some tacky s--- >Go to the car wash >Nobody and nothing is affected by the wind >Go home >Home still exists What the f--- was the news complaining about? Are they so America pilled that they think homes will collapse when someone farts on it? What? Some trees fell down in a park? Ok lol i'm so scared. I'm going to get crushed by a tree in a park that nobody goes to. If I want to shoot up heroin, I will just do it at home. No trees to worry about.

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Anons ask questions about the state of the wor;d | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_1812.jpg (244 KB, 1763x1177) Syrian Civil War Anonymous 12/08/24(Sun)14:09:34 No.63000987 >>63000998 >>63001029 >>63001039 >>63001056 The war is over >rebel forces took Damascus >apparently there was no Syrian Army resistance >Assad fled to Russia What happened? The war was basically at a stand still for a decade and then all of a sudden the rebels swept through the country. Did Putin stop paying Assad? What led to this overwhelming military success? Anonymous 12/08/24(Sun)14:11:02 No.63000998 >>63000987 (OP) Does this mean all the refugees can go home? >>63001009 >>63001027
File: IMG_1812.jpg (244 KB, 1763x1177) Syrian Civil War Anonymous 12/08/24(Sun)14:09:34 No.63000987 >>63000998 >>63001029 >>63001039 >>63001056 The war is over >rebel forces took Damascus >apparently there was no Syrian Army resistance >Assad fled to Russia What happened? The war was basically at a stand still for a decade and then all of a sudden the rebels swept through the country. Did Putin stop paying Assad? What led to this overwhelming military success? Anonymous 12/08/24(Sun)14:11:02 No.63000998 >>63000987 (OP) Does this mean all the refugees can go home? >>63001009 >>63001027

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How would you react? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)07:37:32 No.206455416 amsterdam nooo.jpg 51 KB JPG >Ah f--- dude I BANGED a hot chick and got her pregnant MY LIFE IS OVERRRRRRRRRRR...F---! Do people really think like this? : Anonymous >>206455416 (OP) # 11/29/24(Fri)07:39:55 No.206455485 Seth Rogen banging women out of his league was an entire genre and I'm glad it went away.
: Anonymous 11/29/24(Fri)07:37:32 No.206455416 amsterdam nooo.jpg 51 KB JPG >Ah f--- dude I BANGED a hot chick and got her pregnant MY LIFE IS OVERRRRRRRRRRR...F---! Do people really think like this? : Anonymous >>206455416 (OP) # 11/29/24(Fri)07:39:55 No.206455485 Seth Rogen banging women out of his league was an entire genre and I'm glad it went away.

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chinese harry poter | /r/Greentext

Quoted by: >>21593128 >>21599527 >>21599539 >>21599609 >>21592732 >Goblet of Fire >"Harry Potter! Did you burn your name in the Sacred Ancestor Flame? Junior, you are courting death!", Supreme Elder Dumbledore said, his voice serene like a jade lake even as his killing intent filled the room. >"Haha, a third-rate talent like you really thinks he can compete in the Three Sect Grand Tournament? Boy, get down on your knees and slap yourself fifty times so our sect can save some face! Five hundred contribution points are deducted from the Roaring Griffin Clan!" Dumbledore's wrathful essence poured out like a wave, cracking the stone floor beneath his feet and disrupting Harry's meridians. Harry was knocked backwards, spitting blood!
Quoted by: >>21593128 >>21599527 >>21599539 >>21599609 >>21592732 >Goblet of Fire >"Harry Potter! Did you burn your name in the Sacred Ancestor Flame? Junior, you are courting death!", Supreme Elder Dumbledore said, his voice serene like a jade lake even as his killing intent filled the room. >"Haha, a third-rate talent like you really thinks he can compete in the Three Sect Grand Tournament? Boy, get down on your knees and slap yourself fifty times so our sect can save some face! Five hundred contribution points are deducted from the Roaring Griffin Clan!" Dumbledore's wrathful essence poured out like a wave, cracking the stone floor beneath his feet and disrupting Harry's meridians. Harry was knocked backwards, spitting blood!

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Insult to injury | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12 KB JPG fun of me Thu)22:45:19 No.7294681 >be me, coomer >have humiliation fetish >go on camsites trying to get a w---- to degrade me >they never do and just say im hot >amazing idea >insult the camgirl >they immediately start making >they always make fun of the size of my penis, thinking they got me
: Anonymous 12 KB JPG fun of me Thu)22:45:19 No.7294681 >be me, coomer >have humiliation fetish >go on camsites trying to get a w---- to degrade me >they never do and just say im hot >amazing idea >insult the camgirl >they immediately start making >they always make fun of the size of my penis, thinking they got me

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Anon on meme culture | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 49 KB JPG 07/25/24(Thu)02:08:15 No.201692306 Millenial "memes": >s----- ms paint cartoon >wall of text >political seething >"I'm an INCEL hahahahaha yeah I CAN'T GET SEX hahahahah I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED P---- SO RELATABLE LOL" Zoomer/Gen Alpha memes: >completely random >non-political >catchy music >funny because it's absurd >short and sweet to not waste your time Why is zoomer/gen alpha humor so superior?
: Anonymous 49 KB JPG 07/25/24(Thu)02:08:15 No.201692306 Millenial "memes": >s----- ms paint cartoon >wall of text >political seething >"I'm an INCEL hahahahaha yeah I CAN'T GET SEX hahahahah I HAVE NEVER TOUCHED P---- SO RELATABLE LOL" Zoomer/Gen Alpha memes: >completely random >non-political >catchy music >funny because it's absurd >short and sweet to not waste your time Why is zoomer/gen alpha humor so superior?

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Anon wins the culture war | /r/Greentext

Anonymous We won gg 17 KB JPG 12/08/24(Sun)14:51:53 No.696653880 >2024 >Mass layoffs in the gaming industry, literally in record numbers which surpass the previous few years combined >Most - if not all - of the layoffs are from Western companies, especially the ones that keep churning out this slop that gamers don't want >The biggest woketard grifters of all who have been race baiting with their black "samurai" are on the verge of bankruptcy and might get sold to Tencent >One of the worst offenders is now the biggest financial flop in gaming history (at least until Yasuke comes out) >The hottest new game right now is a sexed up team- based shooter with tons of hot characters that is spawning loads of p---, which brings us back to exactly where we were at the start of summer 2016 right before this culture war b------- really got under way. We unironically won the culture war. Wokeness is dying, and wokeness in the gaming industry is on its last legs. We're right back to where we started before all of this garbage started. This is awesome. I'm gonna go fap to Luna Snow to celebrate.
Anonymous We won gg 17 KB JPG 12/08/24(Sun)14:51:53 No.696653880 >2024 >Mass layoffs in the gaming industry, literally in record numbers which surpass the previous few years combined >Most - if not all - of the layoffs are from Western companies, especially the ones that keep churning out this slop that gamers don't want >The biggest woketard grifters of all who have been race baiting with their black "samurai" are on the verge of bankruptcy and might get sold to Tencent >One of the worst offenders is now the biggest financial flop in gaming history (at least until Yasuke comes out) >The hottest new game right now is a sexed up team- based shooter with tons of hot characters that is spawning loads of p---, which brings us back to exactly where we were at the start of summer 2016 right before this culture war b------- really got under way. We unironically won the culture war. Wokeness is dying, and wokeness in the gaming industry is on its last legs. We're right back to where we started before all of this garbage started. This is awesome. I'm gonna go fap to Luna Snow to celebrate.

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Men beat women at everything | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: eoK2u/hn 09/29/24(Sun)17:26:55 No.483244076 KCEW 1727644877945.jpg 669 KB JPG >your gay friend trus out >ends up mogging you Brutal ON WEEK 鳳 ON
Anonymous (ID: eoK2u/hn 09/29/24(Sun)17:26:55 No.483244076 KCEW 1727644877945.jpg 669 KB JPG >your gay friend trus out >ends up mogging you Brutal ON WEEK 鳳 ON

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The worse she could have said is No | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.39878504 1 hour ago >Visit w---- >Ready to lose my V-card so people stop teasing me >She opens the door >Smiles. tilts her head, and says "awww" >Gives me a hug and pats my head >"Honey, YOU don't do this! Go home and find a nice girl." What the f--- did I do?
Anonymous No.39878504 1 hour ago >Visit w---- >Ready to lose my V-card so people stop teasing me >She opens the door >Smiles. tilts her head, and says "awww" >Gives me a hug and pats my head >"Honey, YOU don't do this! Go home and find a nice girl." What the f--- did I do?

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Russian warships leave Syria's key naval base NEWS MARITIME SECURITY By Dylan Malyasov | Dec 3, 2024 Modified date: Dec 3, 2024 ☐ Anonymous (ID: 2BbVGoHs) 12/08/24(Sun)00:15:37 No.490789760 >>490790075 >>490790254 >>490790777 >>490791068 >>490791590 >>490791668 >>490791774 >>490791881 >>490792023 >>490792038 >>490792152 >be russia >only one country in the world lets us build a naval base >fight hard af throughout the 2010s to keep that bases >spend billions on a war against the rebels >ffwd a few yrs >almost all of our troops and planes have left syria to fight in ukraine >the rebels attack again >lose war in a week >no more naval base in syria how does it feel knowing that your ability to project power in the Middle East and Africa has vanished over night, vodkachuggers?
Russian warships leave Syria's key naval base NEWS MARITIME SECURITY By Dylan Malyasov | Dec 3, 2024 Modified date: Dec 3, 2024 ☐ Anonymous (ID: 2BbVGoHs) 12/08/24(Sun)00:15:37 No.490789760 >>490790075 >>490790254 >>490790777 >>490791068 >>490791590 >>490791668 >>490791774 >>490791881 >>490792023 >>490792038 >>490792152 >be russia >only one country in the world lets us build a naval base >fight hard af throughout the 2010s to keep that bases >spend billions on a war against the rebels >ffwd a few yrs >almost all of our troops and planes have left syria to fight in ukraine >the rebels attack again >lose war in a week >no more naval base in syria how does it feel knowing that your ability to project power in the Middle East and Africa has vanished over night, vodkachuggers?

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