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Anonymous No.39878504 1 hour ago >Visit w---- >Ready to lose my V-card so people stop teasing me >She opens the door >Smiles. tilts her head, and says "awww" >Gives me a hug and pats my head >"Honey, YOU don't do this! Go home and find a nice girl." What the f--- did I do?

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