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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: nHYftkSy) WRK Sinverness a Aberdeen Belfast a Edinburgh Newcastle Manchester Dublin 972 Birmingham ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/08/24(Sun)18:08:03 No.490873413 a Cardiff London Southampton Plymouth 388 KB PNG xn- >Be me, regular person The news: >RED WEATHER WARNING!!! >WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! >90MPH WINDS!!! >COVER YOUR COCKS!!! >Go outside >Drive >Everything looks normal >See busses operating >Every store is open >Nothing seems different to usual >Go to ASDA ("Walfart" US) >Full of people as usual >Go to le Range for some tacky s--- >Go to the car wash >Nobody and nothing is affected by the wind >Go home >Home still exists What the f--- was the news complaining about? Are they so America pilled that they think homes will collapse when someone farts on it? What? Some trees fell down in a park? Ok lol i'm so scared. I'm going to get crushed by a tree in a park that nobody goes to. If I want to shoot up heroin, I will just do it at home. No trees to worry about.

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: csHm5+uX) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 12/11/24(Wed)11:53:34 No.491144817 263 KB JPG Since this place is going to be littered with security cameras from now on, was this the last get away spot in America? Anonymous (ID: fkm6NKaX ) [ >>491144817 (OP) 12/11/24(Wed)11:55:29 No.491144969 >literally the must public park in the world >last getaway spot in the us Are burgers retarded? Anonymous (ID: ezBvirCP) >>491144817 (OP) Just have gay sex at home, retard. 12/11/24(Wed)11:57:35 No.491145133
Anonymous 244 KB PNG 01/09/21(Sat)21:22:46 No.844438848 >at the zoo >decide to take guided tour since one is about to start >lady asks if there's any qustions before the tour begins >guy in the background screams "YEA WHERE ARE THE MONKEYS AT?!" >everyone stares at him >lady says all of the primates are in the jungle exhibit on the other side of the zoo >guy takes off into a full sprint towards the monkeys >about an hour later >tour catches up to guy in front of the chimpanzees >he's bobbing his head in sync with all the chimps whilst howling View Thread
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