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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Food Insurance be like 0000 ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/09/24(Mon)00:39:57 No.79704897 1.55 MB PNG >Pay a quarter of your salary for food at any chain restaurant >Go to chain restaurant >Order >Pay at the counter >Sit down >FFW 30 mintues >Waiter comes to you >"Sorry, we have denied your claim because you don't look hungry enough despite paying thousands over the last 10 years to cover your bill" >"We will still keep the fee that you paid though because collateral or some s---" >Waiter leaves Now, do you now understand how insurance works?

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File: l-intro-1695662813.jpg (189 KB, 1600x899) ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)12:22:29 No.146694165 ►>>146694179 >>146697333 File: BB.jpg (1.5 MB, 1920x1047) ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)09:11:46 No.146692012 ►>>146692122 >>146692152 >>146692292 >>146692338 >>146692417 >>146692425 >>146692451 >>146692651 >>146693063 >>146693102 >>146693160 >>146693342 >>146693369 >>146693436 >>146693617 >>146693839 >>146694076 >>146694108 >>146694375 >>146694391 >>146694452 >>146694632 >>146694688 >>146695138 >>146695414 >>146696621 >>146696749 >>146698467 >Hey kids, did you love Batman: The Animated Series? Well here's a cool new sequel show, set in the future, where Bruce Wayne is a ... bitter and lonely old man who completely failed to eradicate crime in Gotham and every single battle you saw him face in BTAS and Justice League were fought completely in vain Why did they think this was a good idea? ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)09:14:39 No. 146692045 Because it was. >> >> >>146694076 This Suits told them "Give me teenage high shcool batman" and they rolled out absolute kino sci-fi action cartoon that still fits into the timeline. One of the best "passing of the torch" stories in capeshit ever. >>146696624 Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)14:02:16 No.146695326 >>146695370 for me its inque Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 16:32:47 No.146696624 ► >>146695326 Based Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)09:37:23 No.146692338 >>146692012 (OP) >Batman didn't end all crime forever therefore its bad! What the f--- kind of argument is this? ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 10:54:49 No.146693297 File: 1707796471544360.png (3.61 MB, 2100x1181) >>146692402 ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)16:39:55 No.146696669 ► >>146697492 File: 3456354.png (1.9 MB, 1245x940) You are just jealous of peak Batsuit ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)11:01:33 No.146693369 ► >>146692012 (OP) i was prime demo when that show came out and thought it was shway as f--- sorry your zoomer brain can't handle the concept Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 12:14:30 No. 146694076 ►>>146694165 >>146692012 (OP) It was the best idea cartoon makers have had in about three decades. ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 12:17:35 No. 146694108 ► >>146692012 (OP). >End all crime As long as sociopaths can biologically exist, crime will NEVER end 10 Terry gave her a chance and she f------ blew it ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon)16:50:32 No.146696749 >>146696829 >>146692012 (OP) Never watched this. I couldn't stand the "how do you do fellow kids" vibes. >> ☐ Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 17:01:11 No.146696829 >>146696749 Show is schway and your opinion is schwarbage. >> Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 17:11:04 No.146696909 ▶ >>146697283 Don't forget the sperm s--- >> Anonymous 12/09/24(Mon) 18:12:25 No.146697283 >>146696909 I'd rather forget
: Anonymous hell 53 KB JPG throw my bat 08/07/22(Sun)18:21:14 No.883482551 >be me at 9 years old >Baseball game >I'm up to bat, bases loaded, our team is down 3-0 >I swing as hard as I can and the ball goes flying >My coach starts yelling at me to run >I am so excited about my hit that I >It hits him right in the thigh, connecting with his left ball >He ends up on the ground screaming >Fast forward 14 years >I'm working at a sit down pizza restaurant/bar >I see my old baseball coach at the bar and I go up to him excited >He sees me and laughs >Tells all his friends while laughing "this is the kid that hit my nuts with a baseball bat by accident" >His friends laugh, I laugh I hope your balls are doing well coach, if you ever need someone to empty them I'm right here
Anonymous (ID: MIK5Amux) 7 KB PNG 03/12/23(Sun)13:41:04 No.419377472 > dad and brother are missing in action presumed dead > getting every night to numb pain > check snapchat to see what gf is up to > she fled with her family to germany > posted on her story > video of her dancing taking shots in a discotheque > dancing to techno in a slutty black dress > meanwhile hear my city is getting shelled daily in the background > to make matters worse I just got my draft notice, im to be deployed to the front lines Last year I was about to get married and then everything went to s---. Why is this happening to me? What did I do to deserve this? Anonymous (ID: hk+2RLTK) 03/12/23(Sun)13:45:09 No.419377747 What's a discotheque >>419377875 # >>419377988 # >>419378154 # >>419381241 # >>419381374 # >>419382003 # >>419384232 # >>419391942 # >>419392024 # >>419392215 # >>419392306 # >>419395238 # >>419395739 # >>419395900 #
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