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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Food Insurance be like 0000 ▼Settings Mobile Home 12/09/24(Mon)00:39:57 No.79704897 1.55 MB PNG >Pay a quarter of your salary for food at any chain restaurant >Go to chain restaurant >Order >Pay at the counter >Sit down >FFW 30 mintues >Waiter comes to you >"Sorry, we have denied your claim because you don't look hungry enough despite paying thousands over the last 10 years to cover your bill" >"We will still keep the fee that you paid though because collateral or some s---" >Waiter leaves Now, do you now understand how insurance works?

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Anonymous My parents are distraught. 868 KB JPG 12/08/23(Fri)05:38:51 No.75688446 >Oldest brother got framed for sexual assault by our cousin in the early 2010s. >Parents kicked him out without even hearing him out. >This was to "Protect his younger cousin at all costs." >During a family reunion this year, he was brought up and our cousin froze up. >People took notice and began pinning her down and questioning her about it. >She began playing it all off as if it was a "dream" and never happened which threw people into a loop, badly. >The family began freaking their s--- in an attempt to contact him and was finally able to. >We severely struggled to find him because he had erased himself from the internet or anywhere. >Our parents hired a private investigator and luckily was able to find him and called him. >Everyone was in tears after he answered and picked up. >Mom sat the phone on speaker. >He immediately responded after our parents asked him how he was doing and that they missed him. >"Do not contact me again." >No one could get any words out and mom tried to say something. >He cut her off and went into detail how family bonds had been destroyed. >Including how he's lived in isolation for years in fear of creating another relationship over the lies they believed would ruin a relationship he formed.. >He went off how the family had killed him and he's been condemned to a living death. >Then we were caught off guard when he stated he's putting in restraining orders for all of us. >He hung up, then mom and dad began screaming/crying. We got notified of the R.Os weeks ago. Mom and dad are distraught and haven't been the same since. Its what we get, I guess.
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